How to write a Rock song in 60 seconds

[mleo6936]

i love this hahaha

[Vampy851128]

the lyrics arent half bad.... and neither are the chords he's playing...

[Musicman89ify]

If you listen closely it actually has pretty good lyrics.

[zawmon123]

i like u bro, u made big funny

[MrCZProductions]

SteveKelley38 great song a bit of a tenacious d wannabe

[feelpiranha]

come on people you got no sense of humor, it was funny!

[hamberg42]

Now write a good rock song in 60 seconds.

[DarkGuitarKid]

sittin on tha toilet

[Shredder69ification]

Wow what an annoying ass.... wish I could punch him through the screen....

[pillumaija]

chill out ppl =) thanks for the vid man!

[DistortionCrazy]

It probably took u 5 days to write those lyrics and dooshy riff

[DistortionCrazy]

what a wanker!! u spelled writing wrong at the end dipshit, when right before it said genius!

Wanker

[SteveKelley38]

@DistortionCrazy well now Who's

 the wanker .........searching for how to write music vids on U tube

[DistortionCrazy]

@SteveKelley38 NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGER NIGGER NIGGERE niggER NIGGER NIGGEr NIGGER NIGGER

YOU PUT UP A HOW TO WRITE A ROCK SONG ANd YOUR TELLING ME NOT TO LOOK UP YOUR VIDEO.

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

[ZeroElementZero]

@SteveKelley38 Dude i know that distortion guy is crazy.... I searched for a bunch of "how to start a band" videos, and this came up 2 and i checked it out... so because i watched this i cant write my own music? i think not.... i have played the guitar for 11 years, since i was 6 years old. But that guy is still and idiot.

[dontai05]

He looks like he would make one awesome dad

[vaderman27]

pretty much the best song I've ever heard.

[jazzer365]

where u drunk on that day???

[dhirize]

OH GOD WORST SONG EVER :(

[zawmon123]

funny face.he is serious

[mrben077]

That was hilarious!

[someguy4538017]

3 and 7.

Oh god.

[novacrash52]

People taking this video too seriously...I thought this was great. Lulzy stuff.

[tompom666]

he probably spent years learning that

[petrupk]

Steve Kelley you sucks.

[LordS230]

I think he used 3 fingers

[BlackJackBassist]

Those two fingers, are the fingers I used on your mother the other night.

[Franklinsdictionary]

Dude! I dig it. Where's your soundcloud?

[WhiteTreeTj]

hahahhah that a cool song me lke it :P

[fadi3844]

He does'nt even know how to play guitar look at his fingers playing 0:24

[HighQualityCovers]

@fadi3844 he actually is........ its like power chords but hes in drop d

[lieutenantnobody]

To all those wondering... it doesn't work like that. Songwriting can take days or it can take years, but trying to jam a lifetime's worth of melody, rhythm, emotion and sentimental flack into a tiny 60 second process is like trying to thread a needle with a railroad spike and will likely result in unfathomable gibberish on your part. True musicians don't shortcuts. The ones that do never last long.

[jor3122]

That was single-handedly the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[livlongprosper]

That's how you write a song, if you DON'T have talent

[ThunderHunter100]

You fucking said that was a fucking ''how to'' vid... guess what? you are fucking wrong, you fucking didnt helped me to write a fucking song, you fucking wrote that fucking song like one fucking week ago so... fuck you

[zzNiKoLaizz]

This was a waste of my time.

[ADHDandPROUD50]

this is badass

[GodlessAeon]

"Coustic Geetar."



[RetroPretzle]

So Shit............

[josephgoals]

this is for beginers

[Live4shred1]

as soon as he spoke one sentance i was like ...urrrrrgghhh fuck here we go

[JudgeMeUp]

I don't know what pisses me off more - the fact that you didn't show us HOW TO do anything at all, your shitty, shitty lyrics or the unneccessary amount of energy you put into writing such a shitty, shitty song.

[St0n3rTurd]

DOUCE-BAG!

[11910blackops]

Badass

[PaintedLadder]

Thank you SteveKelley38. Now I will go and write my own rock song using only these two fingers as we go along in 60 seconds.

[JosephDominiqueFazio]

"beginners" not "beginers".... 

[JosephDominiqueFazio]

"beginners" not "beginer"....

[premiumprime1998]

wtf is a youtube license in the discription

[kidraulsupport10987]

ur the worst singer eva i bet if you come famous ull be famous of a comedy singing festivell

[cobain93]

This is genuinely funny.

[AkimboJoeMod]

its jack black. he looks like him and he makes facial expressions and not funny and a total bagdoosh yea i said it like that to exagerate how much of a dooshbag you are

[teeze65]

Very creative .....I think you should do more "how to" vids. also, "F" the hater D-bags out there, just do it!

[teleworldshare]

The good old power chord.

[MetallicaKirkHam]

Hey steve kelley. your a bitch

[matatmat]

woah, george michael's let himself go a bit...

[lolaissorandom]

I kinda liked it... and cool rhythm...

[celloguy23]

You may not be a beginner at guitar...but it seems like you're a "beginer" at "writting"

[Touchpodi2g]

@sine250 agree

[sine250]

you have TOO much self confidence dont you?

[ampmjuku]

this is pure win

[opiraqivet]

Just found my favorite YouTube video of all time. Seriously. Genius.

[MrBlueJaye]

Hahaha, dude this hilarious. Rename it to something simple and I'm sure you'll make a million hits. fantastic!

[MisterFonkey]

Dude, I'm only using one finger right now....

[SeriousTimmons]

thats and American Badass!!!

[SuddenlySmile]

you don't suck. just ignore people. it's music and this has a good beat. good job.

[JamesTheSuperGeek]

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

u look like suck a douche!!!!!!!

[metalpunk654]

Sounds like a really bad Tenacious D wannabe. But looks like a gayer Rob Riggle. Either way, you suck dick.

[MrSinger38]

@SteveKelley38 ewww no one wants to know the details aobut your dick

[cobraz22]

Holy shit dauuuuummmmm I need his brain

[bulletformygizmo]

@cobraz22 think they sell them in disneyland :P ha ha ha

[bulletformygizmo]

@cobraz22 think they sell them in disneyland :P ha ha ha

[HeadbangerHimself]

You just revealed the most important secret of the music industry.

[G4MErush]

awesome..... XD

[cahal360]

lol

[keenotesful]

dude that was slightly funny...u made fun of a whole culture of ppl who like to sing little bitch songs on their guitar haha

[Hdponurfohead]

You Faggots out there in Fagland need to show some respect! Steve Kelley is a legend! Him and the rest of Stepchild revolutionized the music industry in Dallas! What have you fucks revolutionized? Your moms basement? Your Nintendo? Obviously in this video, hes taking the piss! Oh and back to you moms... Back in the day,he most likely he fucked your moms! And you might be his child. So you have some fucking respect for yo Daddy! Stepchild rules all!

[Sobe501]

omg your such a song writting genius!!

[mccdiscuss]

I smell tool box.

[drewm95]

All I know is that Limp Bizkit needs to eat cock... This guy can have the leftovers

[StDamian]

Nice... technically thats more of a southern rock song... So it was almost good in every aspect... you know... except the southern part

[TheSabineSchults]

haha that's hilarious

[Random1Adam]

roflmao at 1:00

[MexicanMuscel]

hahahahah!! thats was hilarious. Singing in da kitchen for the win!!

[jasen97]

@xmelyloveshimx  Duh its not a how to video it was a joke dont you get it? lol

[jasen97]

This is freakin Hilarious! lol! This right here is a quality youtube video

[mastercrackz]

he looks like such a dick

[SteveKelley38]

My Dick is so big it has its own dick, and my Dick's Dick is bigger than your Dick.

[varulv234]

@SteveKelley38 It's gonna be the new (Random Popular Rock Song) Keep working on, fantastic arrangement! Lol. This could actually pass for a song XD

[extrm12323]

@SteveKelley38 OMG awesome reply truly a rock star dude :D

[DanDoesThat]

@SteveKelley38 Oh, he's mature too!

[DanDoesThat]

@astercrackz Oh, he's mature too!

[Rioxka]

@SteveKelley38 OMG ROFLMAO

[CurtisAlfeld]

@SteveKelley38

you're retarded

[jedyradu]

@SteveKelley38 it should be entitled "how to dick it in" in 60 seconds... -.-' :))



[lgndmkr12]

Wow uour great and uou gave me an idea for a rock song thanks so much

[whysdarknesssobad]

THAT WAS AMAZING!!!!

[mrozzy1231]

kk that was pretty koo how do u play??

[sigge951]

this wasnt a "how to video" u just played a random song in your kitchen......

[AtvingGuitarGuy]

fag

[stickboy707]

When you're out there and you're runnin down the street!!!!!!!

That's Steve FUCKING Kelley right there ladies and gentlemen!!! Proud to know that asshole.

[iwill45]

i like ur arrested development reference, but i dont think he does at all considering that he is like 35 years old whereas George Micheal was only about 15.

if that was what u were talking about

[Messermusic]

You look like George Michael.

[idog2rs]

The best part was the facial expressions!

[shuutupimsleeping]

Not bad

[ZacPritcher]

lol.

"song writting genius"

Typo.

[asocietyred]

that was jack black-esque. id like to jam with this dude.

[shoedytang]

he was chcking out other how to vids and he came up with this probally took 2 years lol

[euxoulis43]

lol.....at first i thought this would sound like one of Jack Black's impro(or trying to..cause Black is unreachable) but wtf?...that was fun though!!

[kutlessblue]

Was this supposed to be a serious video?

[usajwizz]

i doubt it lol

[noodle4313]

0:54 lol

[cpman26]

this is not a how to video~!

[deathblade979]

no ... dude i can make some1 any better in 4 secs ... Dude??? those were power

[yodoggydogg1]

wtf hahahahaa

[Telepothead]

what the fuck was that?

[twilighter612]

dude is your face ok?

[MrOmegaS]

LMAO

[levisz93]

looks like you were trying to take a shit lol

[familyjools]

0:57

[Hagfish13]

Sounds like a cross between Led Zeppelin, the Beatles with a hint of

Rolling Stones and the look and feel of Woodstock.  But, I'm glad it's not a spelling test!

[sabbath66]

ha, okay jack black nice work.

but foreal. this guy prolly writes all his songs..

[TopShelf617]

sounds like a cross between "touch peel and stand" and something by tenacious d

[detsie8]

Steve - I went to high school with you MHS class of 88 - too funny - you are all over facebook this week. Ya still look Great. Danielle

[SK8ERBoixxxx]

Did you really just make that up? lol That sounded pretty good. Man, I must really suck at guitar,cause when I write a song, I want to record it right away, not practice it tons of times. It gets really annoying, any advice?

[benziel]

Its like... like... Something out of Tenacioud D !!! lol  Serious awesome song packed with energy, and good showmanship

[Hagfish13]

Jack Black's been rippin off Steve Kelley for years. I know for a fact they used to be called "Tenacious Steve" before

The Great Garbage Avalanche.

[kelleyx86]

love you uncle steve!! =]

[ppddaa54]

nice man! :) i laughed so hard but yea nice! :)

[bitchslapper12]

beginner nn

[deadguy122]

that would sound better if it was in a electric guitar

[giantmonkeysruleeart]

love your facial expressions i wanna see one on electric guitar with distortion

[nastynoah]

Your fans want to see "The Ballad of Chaka"

[caincolesr]

Cool i saw that movie, its Jack black style. right on man.

[SkinnyPimpYYZ]

love it nice man.

[respectthedrummer]

he looks like... like... George Michael =O

i think ur overdoing the expression... i like it :P

[jimmyanderson95]

as i said it wasnt bad but it just made me laff  XD

[jimmyanderson95]

that was actually not bad

[popomczowzow]

The riff was pretty good, and this vid made me laugh.

[Thegrimmreapers]

holy crap that sucked!

[SteveKelley38]

you know i rule

[mrozzy1231]

@SteveKelley38 dude how do u play that??

[corb654]

what the fuck face is that

[weezerweatherwax]

I think it's his "Oh" face ?

[beckfan]

The greatness of Steve Kelley!!