Cup of Joe
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  • ill give you a cup of joe! nice and warm too. youre going to love it!

  • She is cold, press 4.

  • would love to mate with her

  • god i love your hair like that...

  • At 2:19 "fact" sounds like "fucked". Nice... keep the accent!

  • @Diezeman hey ur rite!!

  • cutie blondie

  • 2:00 Mocha looks a lot more impressive on the drawing then the real thing. Not much more then a big village in the desert.

  • ok sorry!

  • i typed in 2 girls 1 cup and then i saw her beautiful face, was extremely gutted not 2 see her shitting her big fat smelly hot wet runny load cuz i fort it was her doin the shittin!!!! lmao wud'nt mind seein a big brown stinker cummin out her tiny little starfish gaper thu ;)

  • is she russian?

  • @putamadrenicolas Yes, puta, she is Russian living in the US.

  • @ssesf shut the fuck up lil piece of shit

  • @putamadrenicolas What's your problem?

    You ask a question - I answer it - and you start insulting me?!?

    If you don't want questions answered you shouldn't ask them.

  • @ssesf you said puta reffering to me. i dont appreciate that at all.

  • @putamadrenicolas I think that person called you "puta" to shorten your name>>putamadrenicolas, not in the offensive way of the word, i'm assuming.

  • nice pussy!hahahha!will you married me?madam!hahaha!

  • @kachetil I don't think any woman would want to date you even less so marry you after reading your comment here.

  • I suspect "Joe" is simply a shortened adulteration of "Java".

    Bohemian Czech jazz cat: "Please to slip some Java on me", lol.

  • You think people drink beer and watch your videos?

  • LOLOLOL

  • she has sex hair

  • u fuckin look like shit u r nooot a bit natural!

  • @bananenking So....

    There's nothing natural about your writing-skills or lack of same.

  • Да сучечка клевая )))

  • Слова знает . но произносит плохо

  • probably before she got silicone boobs..

  • бля ей нехуя делать сидеть и с компом целый день разговаривать ,а потом свои творчества на You tube складывать я уже ни в первый раз её фэйс встречаю здесь )

  • By G.I. Joe she means a common and ordinary soldier of the G.I forces, just like any other from it. Didn't you get it 'cause you're dumb or 'cause you're training hard to become? XD

    .....

    And silicone boobs rock Ò_ó \o/ =D =P

  • My dad went to starbucks once and said I want a columbian mountain grind with water. They didn't understand him. "huh? do you want a latté?" "You're kidding?" then the people at the counter were arguing on how to do that. Then my dad was like "OKAY you put some columbian mountain ground coffee into the coffee maker then let it drip and put it in a cup! that's it! no milk no sugar just coffee!" 7 minutes pass by then the girl said "I've never had such a simple order like that before, here."

  • Your dad was doing that as a joke, joeb0? Because he could have asked for a Grande Brewed Coffee, plain and simple. It's what I always order. No need to throw percolation instructions at baristas.

  • no he actually wanted the same type of coffee they have at Tim-Hortons. So he said the world's most popular type of coffee, Columbian mountain grind.

  • Okay. But why did he say with water? That's most likely what people were confused about. I would have been, for a moment. On another note, did they end up having Colombian mountain grind?

  • well he wanted a water bottle.

    and yes.

  • ugly as my grandma

    yuck

  • Oh sure... G.I Joe is your typical common man...

    That's why the toy comes with all the weapons but also...with the little coffee cup ( starbucks every morning so he gets that little extra boost he needs to kill terrorists) I just realized that GI JOE was probably invented when the cold war was still on... so at the time Olga here was still living in Kiev with her pimp Yuri. Why didn't GI JOE stop them? DIdn't he get his fix of coffee that day? GO JOE !!! Olga please do 2 girls 1 cup

  • fusk you

  • привет из России. хело диар тичерка

  • She is yummy. I wonder where YUMMY comes from.

  • She is a Slav...

  • Silicone Boobs Sucks

  • 2 girls 1 cup lead me to this

  • I heard a lady order a cup of Joe at Starbucks. She didn't want coffee, she wanted a cup with an actual little guy named Joe inside. NARF !!!

  • get ur fucking gash out

  • i'd call the common man "John" rofl.

  • lol me too i was thinking the same thing

  • I used to work for starbucks......so i have heard everyone

  • Thanks for talking about this hot4words.. I always wondered where this expression came from!!

  • your sexy!!!!!!!! you would suit me! haaa

  • um next time you make a video it would be better ... with your top off .... it just makes it more intresting and want to watch the whole video

  • how fucking dare you speak to her like that. You ignorant piece of shit. Why dont you grow the fuck up and learn to speak to a woman properly. If you said to any womans face I garuntee she would fuck you up. Learn to keep your mouth shut.

  • she gets money for every subscriber!!!!

    so shes promoting her vids..

    we are making her rich!

    this can ALL change... it us up to US>..

  • pa meterte el dedo

  • a cinnamon soy caramel macchiato double tall, with extra foam and a breakfast scone....was my craziest order ever heard.

  • So sexy, love your accent....teach me anything!!!

  • где ж ты такая красивая живешь

  • fucker

  • the ass on str8vidsdotcom is so damn hot

  • I really want to booby fuck you with my penis.

  • Where is your "2 girls 1 cup" reaction? Go and google it!

  • just shut up and suck it will ya

  • she looks really cute around 3:02 - 3:04

  • I have question?

    were did the word called pussy cat,came from

    buzztop

  • Orange Mocha Frappuccino!!!

  • lolz okkkkaaaay then,

  • You know what?

    Screw you.

    You're the bitch.

    She didn't do anything to you.

    So get over it.

    And get a life.

  • I LIKE YOUR RUSSIAN ACCENT MISS

  • i thought a common name for people you dont know what John Doe??

  • You're pathetic.

    I don't hate any race.

    I hate ignorant judgmental people like yourself, sir.

  • Your boobs look smaller in this video.

  • sorry guys but you will find a bloody body hanging in your closet it will haunt you unless you send this to 6 videos in 30 min

    sorry

  • First of all, learn english

    secound of all, you're not hot?.

  • its spelled second.. Mr Myenglishisperfect

  • hahahaahh owned

  • Haha!! That's awesome, you totally owned his ass.

  • She does know English.

    She simply has an accent.

    Quit being a prick and stop watching her videos if you don't like them.

  • @killerkittenNINJA

    Quit being a prick and stop watching her videos if you don't like them. Hmmm. ... "prick" is not always a verb?

    What does the Noun "Prick" mean?

  • smart bitch

  • i dont mind if she was 50, i still want to get marry with marina, she's the bomb.,....

    i love her

  • the way americans do coffee...really sucks for me....is disgusting

  • I always get....

    Caramel, peppermint mocha latte with 3 shots of espresso, heavy on the whipped cream, filled 2/3 to top with a cardboard holder and thin straw, pour whole milk on top with 3 shakes of Cinnamon

  • She kinda looks old, i mean when you look at her face you see young, but when you see her eyes, and her cheeks it just says old. IDK if its just me, and im also not dissing her, im just saying out of curriousity... to me, i feel like she is, maybe late 40's...

  • Who cares how old she is, you want her.

  • lol :D

  • She's 29 I think. And here eyes are fucking gorgeous.

  • f u r reading this, then u will find a dead bloody body hanging in ur closet. U will be haunted and killed by her. to stop it posti this to 6 other videos in 30 GOOD LUCK

  • OMG search up on youtube

    2girls1cup wimpy kid's reaction hd

    and click on the first one you see

    ITS REALLY FUCKING FUNNY!

  • bang bang

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  • Taylor

  • "the island of java and mocha... was actually.... OMG i thought it was a snake *shivers*.... microphone" LOL i can't stop laughing!

  • ill show u a snake

  • the funniest one was

    Can I get a venti caramel frappachino minus the caramel with slim milk 1% milk and no foam with no gluyctose

  • I'm a Joe. You can have a cup of me anytime. Too bad I'm on the east coast for now, but I did live in California for 20 years, bummer, sorry I missed you.

  • Homeworks! The best one I've heard is "Vente double nilla shot half caff no cream skinny mocha latte with a caramel drizzle.

  • you're hot.

  • She could be wrong on this one. I think the slang for coffee probably started as "a cup of Java" then progressed to "a cup of J" and finally to "a cup of Joe" during WW II, but who knows for sure?

    One thing I do know for sure is that Marina has pretty blue eyes and a hot pink mouth! And that accent drives me crazy!

    :-)

    Hesperos

  • 3:37

  • Ur hair... is MESSED UP!! No efence!! LOL

  • "Efence"...

    LOL, phonetics...

  • Whats phonetics? x

  • I don't think the video is about hair. If you think it is, may I suggest that you have missed the point !!! Furthermore "offence" is the correct way to spell "efence". When your English is at the same level as the lady who presents this video, then perhaps you will have earned the right to make a comment. Until then, I would suggest you refrain from exposing your dumb-ass ignorance to the rest of the world.

  • she is hot:D

  • i wonder why everyone keep watching her video,i am blind

  • you had me going for a sec i thought the title ment somthing else...

  • hehe yeah man same here...

  • Vente Mocha Zebra, 4 by 4, quad-shot, extra hot, breve(spelling?) with whip.

  • joe is navy slang for coffey trust me im in the navy and i know this :)

  • attention hore

  • tims hortons extra large four by four. lmfaoo

  • LOL talk about an attention grabber! (1:56 - 1:59) ^ ^

    And Tim Hortons Coffee Rules! wOO!

    I love her Accent.....Very Sexy...She kinda looks like my friend carly...bright blonde hair, and hypnotizing eyes...she almost has the same smile too.... =)

  • decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet

  • LOVE ME HARD BITCH!

  • tim hortons large double double

  • haw kawfey peez

    -ozzy osbourne

  • SHE IS SO FUCKING HOT!!!!!

  • Some raspberry $#it

  • Tim Hortons is much better, too bad ya gotta go so far north to get it though... anyhow oh my Gawd! I'm getting entranced by this girls eyes....*shakes head to snap out of it*

    Medium Double Double easy to order :)

  • Water please

  • i heard a guy ask for a blowjob at starbucks

  • I LOVE LEARNING(:

    YAY

  • ok there are litterally 3 starbuckses (i guess thats right) near my house. i g there occasionally and ive heard this no joke.

    double java-mocha latte hold the foam extra cream two squirts of sugar 1 caramel and chocolate drizzle tripple whipped.

    pretty much mocha with a shitload of sugar and alot of whipped cream....ridiculous. i usually just grab one of those bottled mocha frapuccino things.

  • I have seen tania's videos and many other girls but your presence is refreshing and amazing.

  • small two cream with 16 sugars on the side was the weirdest i got while at tim's

  • Cannot understand several

  • Thank goodness she didn't show a clip from that "2 girls 1 cup" video

  • Only kidding. Don't know why I said that. Sorry for being an @rse.

  • Look at the hands. You can always tell by looking at the hands.

  • Well her Accent. And hot body.

    would make any boy want a piece of ass.

  • Man or not, so do you.

  • why has youtube flagged this as "may be unsuitable for minors? It's about coffee for Christ sake!!!

  • Quad Venti Breve Cinnimon Dolce Latte

  • what program do you use to make the intro and all the intermissions ??? plz tell me

  • french vanilla 2 sugars melted extra extra cream.

  • um.. no it has nothing to do with common man its the navy story but slightly different then how you claim it is try to get your facts straight before posting videos =)

  • fucker me that the weird name lol fuck me bitch!!

  • i only drink hot drinks on re-enactment and we call it a brew. keeps u warm at 7am in the morning when u get out of bed and someone up above is spilling all the drink over the tents and u want a quick drink beautiful with some sugar.

  • Odd order:

    White Mocha Frappuccino, 1 pump regular mocha, add shot, no whip cream, add one banana.

    Who ordered it, me.

    And of course, they made it!

  • lol i heard with my mom in line "do you sell coffee?" lol and she was serise about it lol

  • learn to spell and keep your hater comments in your head

  • pajosa

  • how did you get your eyes so blue? were you born from the ocean?

  • she makes me interested in cofee so MUCH!! :)

    this video makes me cream!!!!

  • i love you momy lol =P

  • 2h0t2b3u leave her alone shes way hotter than you and stop sending me mail keep my mom out of this and ill keep this out of your mom

  • do you want to marry me??

  • beautifull eyes!

  • Speaking of Bilo ("comment below"), can you do a video about Borat?

  • Well done!

  • 2hot2bu ur probobly some1 who has no life so anyone prettier than you ur making fun of and her videos are to teach us about word origins and she has way more subscribers than youll ever have

  • agreed! 1h0t2b3u is an ignorant palestine, kudos to you bunnibi!

  • That would probally be "A cup of Joe 50/50 suggar/coffe". ;p

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