Tim Hawkins - "I'm No Rockstar" Trailer HD

[iloveJesus651]

"You're the worst mom ever." "No, I took second last year. I'm goin for first this year"

LOL

[tori23epic]

I ordered this DVD for my dad for Christmas, he's gonna love it.

[KurtCobain4Life100]

2:36 .... Where did that come from?

[Jujitsuhappens41]

DUDE LOOKS LIK A LADY!!!

hahaha

[nick31898]

clean your room now! I don't want to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttttttt­ttt!!!!

[R0BERTP0]

Romeo, Romeo!...Where y'all at??

[TheYumBubbleGumYum]

the only difference between us is i have a mic........ and talent. hahahaha love it!

[iliketosinganddance1]

man....wish i was addicted to crack...

LMHO

[iliketosinganddance1]

mommy your the worst mommy in the world!

no i took 2 last year,im goin for 1 this year!

[okeday100]

no thomas no. thats not what we do here no thomas. im going to name my kid thomas just so i can say that

[theshellest]

i can't stop laughing at 2:30

[ujesusfreak]

love the faces he makes... he is so lol funny

my dad would tell me 2 go fined a belt. I would get a thin & lightest belt i could find. he would send me back to get a thicker one. good times good times I don't spank my kid either. but it's all good if you do in the bible it say you can GOD bless you all

[letmehearuscream1]

wich one is where he talks about The old lady who swallowed a fly

[prklndguy519]

My favorite Comedian E V E R! The best medicine to me is laughter....so just put on Tim Hawkins...and try not to bust your sides open!!!!

[boat027]

I went to college in Durant. Love it.

[TheYumBubbleGumYum]

haha im no different then you ppl the only difference is i have a mic... And Talent ;) lol love tim!!!

[mangoismygirl55]

Tim needs to come back to AL!!! ALABAMA

[mangoismygirl55]

Tim needs to come back to AL!!!

[ParisianLace09]

I LOVE YOUU!!

POST MORE VIDEOS! I wasnted to go see you at your concert last year but you were sold out :p

[ArthurZ101]

1:17... made it amazing xD

[CaTaMaRan419]

"i'm no different from all of you; the only difference between you and i is that i have a microphone . . . and talent! those are the only 2 things that are different!" aahhh i love him (:

[lovestimhawkins]

LOL you can sing at my wedding. Great comedy

[ADumSmartGuy]

TAZOR!!!!!!!

[megansaysohhhbiteme1]

1:38 hahahahaha no thomas nooooo lol :) haha

[salamance64]

heheh The only thing different is i got a Microphone.....and Talent

[lovestimhawkins]

Soooooooooooooo kool . Great comedy.

The LORD will Bless yoiu and your Family. Hang in there Tim and family.

[AlexandsebStudios]

'Shh, Inside voices'

[carrotcakeman17]

"No thomas no.... We dont do that thomas noooo....What do u meen u just nocked your mother out cold with a pot?!?!...Thats not what we do nooo..."This guy is AWSOME

[oyeboy94]

"I wish I was addicted to crack."

[MichaelJackson36224]

OMG!!!! I FREAKIN LOVE THIS GUY :)

[eileencgress]

DOOO THIS LIKE A LADY!!! ...i'm sorry.

[rancar29]

@eileencgress "Dude Looks Like a Lady" - Aerosmith

[eileencgress]

@rancar29 oh. oops. :) not a classic-rock fan, i guess.

[volleyballbaby25]

he is hilarous

[jrenae75]

Saw him perform last Sat night. HILARIOUS. My stomach hurt well into the next day.

[mrjesusfreak98]

He is so FUNNY!!!!! he IS so good! YA!! in side voises

[mrjesusfreak98]

He is so FUNNY!!!!!

[mochamistressofmusic]

Oh gosh, I love him so much!! He's AMAZINGNESS!! XD Even when I'm having a not-so-amazing day he always makes me laugh! †♥†

[AnimalLoveBug101]

i think tim hawkins is the best. He is so funny. I mean i am a pastors kid and when people try to be funny sometimes it comes out with cursing or other bad things. But he is funny with out the horrible stuff. even at church camp we talked about how funny he is.

[TheRb911]

We're gonna use a taser

[TheJoelD]

Now, I don't like that he was making fun of Oklahoma, but "Romeo, Romeo....... where y'all at?" was HILARIOUS.

[twistedmetalplayer21]

@TheJoelD Lol he still meant one romeo lol buy the dvd its awesome

[readingrat]

this is the BEST!

[jrenae75]

No Tommy, no....

[edwardcullenfreak100]

he is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

[pickingandgrinning]

LOL. I just got this DVD off ebay and I would recommend it to anyone!!! tons of laughs and great stuff!!!

[ELENA285100]

omg i luv tim hawkins

[Natedogs20]

Haha I love the super nanny part!!!

[poeticpoverty]

SEE Comedy can be funny without using racial slurrs or sexual inuendos

[Stupefieremily]

HAHAHAHAA xD

1:32-1:34

[pickingandgrinning]

No thomas, no!! ROFL!!!

[joe65marc]

LOL funny.

[TrinityBlade21]

He's such a tool! But that's what makes him so funny :D

[babysis1198]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahhahaha dude looks like a lady

[acw31888]

Noooooo! Thomas. Nooooo!

[FrampDucksandBucks]

haha the nanny and the taser got me hahaha

[HorsieBabe21]

sorry I ment he is my IDOL not my awesome haha!

[HorsieBabe21]

This guy is my awesome, I almost peed myself at his Super Nanny impression!

[cmh1959]

Just saw him in Post Falls Idaho! Love him!

[startug]

This guy is so awesome. I saw this DVD, then I got to see him live at a convention! It was so awesome! Thanks Tim Hawkins!

[Meltygoblin]

I just saw him live last night. SO FUNNY

[Ladygwenea]

I loooooooooooove this!!! "I'ma beat the snot outta yeew!!!"

[VirtualVomit]

im gona spin your head off like a lid on a pickle jar ive seen this vid so mant times i wanna see him live so badly

[snyderbrotherpro]

yah bhamn this is funny

[bindiboo57]

So Freakin funny Im an Instant fan and yes I live near DURANT and I have been to the Sheaksperian Festival LMAO!

[ThunderStorm110]

LOL LOL LOL LOL

[ParisianLace09]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST ONE I SAW XD I think we are going to come to your concert in may 21 in FL:D I can NOT wait!!! You are the funniest person I have ever saw LOLOLOLOL I LOVE YOU:D:D:D

[KEELOP14]

i saw this guy live hes awsome

[Pickle312]

I so wish he would come to Savannah GA or just GA period

[Pickle312]

man i want to see him live

[katsieris]

Man congratulations from the Med sea

[cabaretekid]

ur right, ur no rockstar. UR A LEGEND!!!!!!

[bobthecheesegal]

2:22 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tlcbuilders]

no more spanking... were gonna use a taser... thats funny lol:)

[Kyouyablader]

i have the dvd

Tim rocks!

[CluelessPictures]

"Im gonna beat the snot out of you"

my mom says that all the time

[Spumoni31]

I live in Oklahoma, and he is so right on about the Shakespeare play. That's exactly what it would sound like.

[stumpy990]

I tell you what!

[pancakelover90]

check out my channel i have awesome vids and the best of tim hawkins and the whole fire ants song!!!!

[tubbystick34]

Mick Jagger is lead singer for rolling stones, dillhole.

[jbLover9811]

thomas, no. we dont do that. its soo funny how acurate that is!

[emmyloulou8]

who is mick jagger??? i thought the romeo and juliet was funny!

[akatsukiluver95]

lol yeah me to! :)

[emmyloulou8]

tim hawkins is like awesome!

[princessgrl12]

im gonna go see him!!!! i love him! he's so damn funny!

[Pianoplayer009]

omg LOVE Tim Hawkins!! got his vids posted all over fb!! haha

[LiveforGodonly]

I live in Oklahoma! haha

[lizbeth569]

romeo romeo where yall at

[Christianchic907]

We're not gonna spank 'em; we're gonna use a taser. lol That might be effective on some kids I know!

[1122hayden]

Oh my gosh! I love the part where Tim's like "No Thompas no! We don't do that Thompas no!" Haha

[Scarab727]

Hilarious love Tim hawkins

[UnknownAirsoft]

Yo tim

[openaircampaigners]

My husband and I think you are the best we've ever seen. Just wish we could see you in person! We live in Boston area and go to a small church hope you come our way soon!

[bhamn]

hahaha tooooo funny!  best comedian ever! no racial slurs, no cursing, no provocative jokes. im glad we people can have real fun without these horrible things

[dmgcolorado556]

Brad Stine as well. Good clean family friendly comedy. And the world wants to rid itself of Christians...

[katiemaem]

@bhamn i agree COMPLETELY

[Jteamguys]

@bhamn its really hard to find good christian comedians! they dont curse, and they know fun just as good as the next guy!

[simplyescapism]

@bhamn you know it's ok to laugh at "horrible things" too! news flash: language is totally arbitrary... curse words are just normal words that you've been programmed to think are "bad"

[jharmo2]

@simplyescapism So would it be ok for a 5 year old to use those words or a parent to use them with their child.

[Theclonemakers]

@simplyescapism dude u are ssooooo wrong i think somebody brainwashed u so sad so sad..............

[fantasygirl199595]

"I got a mic and talent that isthe only difference"

[fantasygirl199595]

Dude looks like a lady? that would be a bad thing to say at a wedding but it would be pretty darn funny!

[Knb4evr]

Demonic possesed children from America....could it be any more exact?

[pheonix4565]

"DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY"

" im onna beat u and brand u"

"were not gonna spank them...were gonna use a tazer"

"inside voices"

[TUCKERTOBY]

actually it is 2:20

[TUCKERTOBY]

1:22 to 2:09 is hillarious

[sakurachicka]

Romeo, Romeo... where y'all at? :D LMAO!

[ncislovr13]

whatever dad! blablablabla ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! haha 2 funyy! I wish i waz addicted 2 crak! lol!

[Bluecharizard550]

AAAH I'M SORRY I accidentally gave you a thumbs down....... *blushes* Sorry O_o

[SuperAperson]

funnyyyyyyy

[ncislovr13]

"No Thomas, No. What do mean you jst knocked out your mother with a pot? No, thats not what we do Thomas. No."

[Alekatz4589]

beavis and butthead??? lol

[djlover9613]

haha...my mom would to..!

[ExtremeRulez13]

Hey there Delilah this is your ex-boyfriend Samson. Inside voices XD

[ExtremeRulez13]

Whatever dad!! babababababab

[igzodian]

"Noo, Thomas, nooo!!!!!"

ANd the stuff about his mum is HILARIOUS

[MrFnchy]

WHATEVER DAD, blablabla aaaaahhhh!

[fshtrinity]

hahaha "DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADYY!"

omgosh soo funnyyy

[tyu198]

his songs are funny - the rest... meh.

[SexyBienie91]

hej wer will chattn ich ben so gelangweilt ^^ wer will meldet sich

[buttercupball]

how does he do that with a striaght face.

i'm laughing so hard i'm crying

[junebugg045]

i kno right?! im DYING!!! lol

[megabarf20]

"the only difference between me and you is that i have a microphone...and talent," thats classic

[junebugg045]

that was classic oh and *inside voices..* lol

[swatssb]

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[hurricaneofrock]

its 'Dude looks like a Lady' by Aerosmith...

[buttercupball]

i'm about to pee!!!

[luftwicker07]

Tim, you are the man. God Bless ya bro.

[PalpitatingHeart]

no more spanking...were gonna use a tazer.

[dabomb4777]

klegster um your theory on the cross being a pagan symbol is dumb cause answer me this if its really pagan wouldnt Jesus dieing on it be a sin, which Jesus never did?

[guitarcastle2]

LOL! This is why I like Christian artists and comedians. They don't try to be superstars, and that's what makes them great people!

[redrodreesie]

Omg hahahahahahahhaha......."Hey there deliah this is your exbf Samson" I was just talking about that with my friends today.

[higirl321]

This rocks!!!!!!!

[lildarkfreak]

i can't wait to get this dvd =D

[Sk8rgrl4god1909]

I love watching supernanny, me and my mom say what they should have done to handle he situation its so funny

[weiscoolful]

'She's my best friends girl, and she used to be mine.' The song is called 'my best friends girl'. It's by 'the cars'. Hot!!

[tinabab10]

beat you and brand you!! lol

[Abiisimple]

noo thomas no, we don't do that no, what do mean you just knocked your mother with a pot noo, AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA sooooooooooooo funny !!!

[kissedbythelight]

OMG!!! i love this video!!! tim is awesome!!!! i love the oklahoma shout out. he is dead on about "dew-rant" oklahoma.

[dappleddakota]

"..we're gonna use a taser." pahahaha.

Hawkins is one of my favorite comedians ever. :P

[lonie12345]

Are you kin to Robin Williams...you are just like him...but better.

[SuPeRmAn88ify]

lol this is so funny u r amazing tim

[dogfan734]

I LOVE SUPERNANNY

[RynoticAx225]

i watched this on the way to m-fuge this past summer and i dont think i ever laughed so hard. this dvd is amazing

[greenh35]

he scares meh but in a funny way

[Kai7294]

2:22 ha ha ha hilarious!!!

[bobthecheesegal]

1:42 HILARIOUS!

[mountainheap]

Fantastic!

[NunyaDBusiness1]

Note to self.... TIM HAWKINS.

If he come to town make sure I get tickets!!!

[yoitsbop3]

we are not going to spank are kids judge us if you want we are not going to spank our kids were gonna use a tazer lol!!!!!!!!!!

[ltteis1]

rofl hey there dalilah this is your ex boyfriend sampson X[)

[Olescholesgiggs]

kleger, i sent you a message, because you are an idiot. If you don't want people to call you that, don't tell them what to do, yah? Also, what if a "Christian" did sing " Oh Christmas Tree", if you don't like it, don't listen to them. Oh btw, since you talked about the Bible, maybe try reading it instead of watching "barelypolitical" I mean, since we're on this juding note... take the speck out of others eye ONLY when you get the log out of yours.

[klegster]

For the umpenth time, I am not judging, nor am I saying anything that Christ has not spoken against or warned about.

As far as what I subscribe to, that has no relevance at all, I am a truth-er, I like to watch out for some stuff, I also like to see what others are saying about certain things, that barelypolitical can be too much towards dems and that is wrong of them to do that. I am not into either party, Christ told us not to be part of the world, but to watch and wait.

[joniwo]

I hope Hawkins makes a spoof about the text comments on this page.

[ballofsunshine19]

Why are people arguing on here?

Can't we just watch the video and enjoy it? Seriously.

[babyfacefreeman]

Thant's what I want to know. I just said he'd come to my church for the last two years for Christmas. All of a sudden someone decides to create an argument out of it. Oh well, it is youtube. Maybe someday we'll be able to say "Christmas" w/out starting a fight :)

[klegster]

I did not start an argument, nor am I the one who ran around calling others an idiot, nor am I the one sending out mails telling others they have no right to talk like this. Well, to be honest, Christ has said it way before me, I am just trying to help some wake up, stop following man, and stop following the ways of catholicism.

It is a simple truth, you can read in the Bible where God said people will cut down a tree and worship it; does 'Oh christmas tree' sound familiar?, and you do cut it.

[babyfacefreeman]

All I meant was it was not neccesary that you make a comment questioning my walk with God. I have not called anyone an idiot, and I'm not sending out e-mails telling people they have no right to talk like this. Quite frankly I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. We don't worship Christmas trees. We don't even use a real one. The only reason we go through the trouble of using one at all is because decorating it with old ornaments made in school and such creates great family time.

[klegster]

Actually, if people sing songs of "Oh christmas tree", then they are worshiping a tree, just like it was told in the old testament that people would do. Just keep in mind this is an old witchcraft thing, a wican thing, a pagan thing, a satanic thing. It is a day for those who are not of Christ and yet christians are led to believe it is ok, the same with easter, halloween, and st. patricks day, and valentine day.

[babyfacefreeman]

well, we don't sing songs like that. More like "Away in a manger" and "Silent Night".

[klegster]

Good one, thing is it was not a Silent Night, there was drinking and talking and bustling noise every where, it is almost a typical night, only there were lots of people there to pay their taxes, it would have been like a homecoming, and those are not so silent.

As far as the manger, well, um, there was no manger per say, it would have been like a cave where they kept the animals, and possibly a little infant sleeping quarters made out of wood and wool. Why would they use a manger?

[babyfacefreeman]

Sorry, but I would really rather not argue with you about a children's song.

[TheBassMasterJay]

Just wanted to mention that the tradition of the Christmas tree was also performed by Martin Luther...you know, the guy that nailed the 95 theses to the doors of the Catholic church and kinda started the whole "not-Catholic" (i.e. Protestant) thing? The Christmas tree's Christian roots date back to the German practice of having evergreens in the home to serve as a symbol of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil; this allowed them to teach their children the concept of sin and redemption...

[klegster]

Luther was not against catholicism, if anything he was a Jesuit who helped bring more people into Catholicism, look at who Lutherans are, they do everything the Catholics do. Supposedly Luther wanted people to be able to read Bibles for themselves, that is only cause people were in an uproar about it, so the Jesuits came up with a good plan, and it worked, and yes, they brought the tree into Christianity, this does not make it right in the eyes of God. The tree is not of Christ!

[Theobuomai]

Haha, Luther was the farthest thing from a Jesuit! In some sense you're right, Luther wasn't against Roman Catholicism (at first), but he found things in Scripture contrary to the church's behavior at that time and told them of their mistakes (95 Theses)...whereby he was ex-communicated for heresy. But don't forget he often drew comics of the Pope with the head of an ass (not the animal), and he married "to rile the pope, make the angels laugh and the Devil weep."

[PsychoKoolaid]

I'm not a historian or anything, but i was under the impression that Luther just disagreed with many of Catholicism's non-Biblical practices and teachings. I thought he wanted to see the church reform and come more in line with the Bible itself, not man's traditions. Which brings me to the Christmas tree. Anyone can call the tree 'Christian' all they like. But give me ONE text in the bible where Christ or His disciples advocated its use. The tree is just 'baptized' pagan tree worship...

[klegster]

Thank you for pointing that out, hopefully these others people will stop living the lies of the devil and the catholic church, and start seeing who Christ really is.

[drcherry08]

I agree with polock. Where do you get your info? Have you read the bible? Under stand what Christianity is.

[babyfacefreeman]

Timbo's been at my church for our Christmas Comedy night for the past two years! We bought "I'm No Rockstar" last time and watch it about once a week! (Although we watched it at least once a day for a week when we first got it!)

[klegster]

interesting, only thing is, christmas is not about Christ, it is a pagan occult holiday, and if you claim to be a christian, and the church you go to claims to be a christian church, then why are you doing a pagan religious holiday?

same goes for easter.

I think it would be so nice that pastors would start telling the truth instead of help passing along catholicism and masonic ways.

Look into please, show me in the Bible where it says when Christ was born if you want to debate it.

[polock33]

Ahaha you are an idiot...pagan? get real... go find something else to spend your time on. mabe you could go read the bible and begin to understand what Christianity is. ahaha pagan occult holiday now thats funny

[klegster]

well, so much for you being a christian, then again, you must follow the new age religion. Do you think Christ would call a person an idiot? Especially a person who is sharing truth that Christ has already told us?

I have an idea, why don't read the Bible yourself and find where Christ was born? Or for that matter, read where we are warned not to play with the beast, the harlot, we are told not to follow her.

By the way, since when does 2 days equal 3? That is what easter is, there is no 3 days.

[klegster]

Easter is a pagan holiday, Christ dies during Passover, which is a desperate holyday, he raise on the first day of the week, which is Sunday, how does crucified on friday and raising on sunday equal 3 full days and nights?

Just to wake you up some more, look into who made Sunday the day of worship, and for what reason. Sunday is a pagan day to worship the sun.

Oh and if you would look into wearing a cross, you will find the cross is a pagan symbol, Christ never told us to wear a symbol. Man did

[babyfacefreeman]

we know that Jesus wasn't born on December 25th, but that it is more likely that he was born in the spring. Christians just use December 25th to celebrate Christ's birth. Since be don't KNOW the day we choose a day to celebrate it. We aren't anti-Christmas. We celebrate it as a holiday to remember Christ's birth. There's nothing wrong with celebrating Christmas. It may have began as a pagan occult holiday, but it all depends on how you celebrate it. We give gifts, not satanic worship. God bless.

Catholics use dec 25 cause they are an incorporation of all the pagan and satanic religions. There is nothing catholicism does that is of Christ.

If p