Seinfeld - George Date rules

[raizin8]

if you stick your hand in the hair, is it easy to get it out? gets me every time.

[awesomecdiperson]

5:46 that's how I'm gonna react if I ever get a girl pregnant.

[Greno]

you hesitated!! lol

really very nice and good LOL

[macfan128]

Pretty clear why they won an Emmy for this episode!!! BRILLIANT writing!

[benzagel]

"Thick lustrous hair is very important to me." lolll

[shodobe1]

If you got Kramer breaking up your arguments, you got some REAL problems. "Oh, by the way George, you know those condoms I gave you? They're defective, don't use 'em!"

[Moutonfripon]

MY BOYS CAN SWIM!!! epic...

[argjmg]

excellent scene !! so well written and very very well acted

[Cdub2k]

Flowing?



[aceofspades477]

3 people dealt with Kramer

[raizin8]

really, very, nice and good.

[SatansMum123]

What episode, please answer

[RandigzebraAB]

@SatansMum123 season 5 episode 3

[Parabol0086]

@SatansMum123

S3 E16

[xxxnwahsxxx]

This scene defines seinfeld hahaha every little aspect of the show is in this video!

[Mischeif4Fun]

i love kramer

[leredsock]

is this the episode with the caped attorney?

[paper000000]

0:02 Jerry's Freddy Krueger phase

[kbrinks]

brilliant scene

[jimmylegs06]

3 people are turned off by a pinkish hue.

[justsomefellow]

Wow listen to that screaming laugh track. This must be really hilarious. I'm not sure I was rolling on the floor laughing, but since all those other people watching it were laughing their fucking brains out, it must be astoundingly funny shit.

[jprenderg]

Good body, nice body..

How nice?

Nice.

Just nice?

Pretty nice?

Really good?

Really...very...nice and good.

What about personalGOOD PERSONALITY!

[szepenszoloszolo]

@jprenderg Yeah, that was brilliant timing from Jerry...

[CuBsFaN123100]

I love it when Kramer gets in the middle between two people who are fighting...pure hilarity.

[luckysod04]

Legendary stuff.

[lloydster9000]

I'm a father! I did it! My boys can swim!

[scareglare]

God...90's clothing. Gotta love it! :D

[zanachan7]

which episode was this?

[MrPleasant22]

Kramer always breaks up the fights

[yaronkl]

pinkish hew , rosy glow :-) :-)

[bigsam61]

Thank god we can just check facebook these days haha!

[quincee33]

"thick lustrous hair is very important to me"

[agetro82]

George: What about perso...

Seinfeld: *interrupts* Good personality

LOL

[x2infinityandbeyondx]

the entire seinfeld cast is just fantastic.

[ElReverendoDemonio]

"George don't use the condoms I gave you, they are defective..." lol

[3Glimpse3]

"how could she be smarter than you?"

[Jaso700]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEST SITCOM EVER!!!

[Andymalcolm1]

condoms' n roll\m/

[Catchaflu]

Did Jerry and Elaine get married in the end? I think I read somewhere that both of them have a girl with the same name, so I thought... maybe... : /

[SovereignStatesman]

@Catchaflu

No, they never get married-- they all go to jail for being so pathetic.

It wouldn't make sense for them to get married, no one can stand any of them.

[RedandaMusic]

gotta be one of the best episodes ever

[uneedtherapy42]

pinkish hue

[nwojunkie]

i always ask myself, are George and Jerry retarded?

[SovereignStatesman]

@nwojunkie

Sort of; they're intelligent guys who are SOCIALLY retarded, so naturally they're best friends. Meanwhile Kramer is emotionally immature, but he has great people-skills so he serves as their missing conscience.

[AddsMusical]

the dislike bar is as small as justin biers penis

[SovereignStatesman]

@AddsMusical

You've got DAMN good eyesight!

[RenzBeats]

" s'there a pinkish hue?" .... " a pinkish hueee?" hahaha

[jelsaleh]

BECAUSE! BECAUSE! SHE MISSED HER PERIOD! i love elaine haha

[minhajsk]

@Solidwolf34 Seinfeld meant "she likes sweet guyz" - watch it again

[g9yx1s]

@minhajsk What the heck are you talking about. Jerry is saying that she has BULIMIA.

[thermostat98]

@minhajsk or is it a reference to an eating disorder?

[ThePinkDaises]

@minhajsk No, it's because she's bulimic.

[g9yx1s]

@Solidwolf34  He means that she has bulimia.

[MegaMike2021]

@Solidwolf34 Anorexia or bulimia, one or the other.

[SovereignStatesman]

@MegaMike2021

No, anorexics don't throw up, bulemics do. Geez what are you, tards?

[monkeetale861]

@Solidwolf34 it means she's anorexic. 

[musicalwheels]

@Solidwolf34 because shes bulemic....

[RadxxRyan]

He actually says it because earlier in the episode she would run to the bathroom after eating, and Elaine assumed she was throwing up her food.

[formerfollower101]

@Solidwolf34 she's bulimic. she was open about it earlier in this episode to elaine. only this show could make that joke haha

[Janorma1]

@Solidwolf34 - The Girl they are talking about is bulimic, watch the episode.'The Fix Up' S:3 Ep: 17

[johmedis]

@Solidwolf34 Because she literally likes to throw up. You know, bulimic?

[allisonrosse]

@Solidwolf34 its cause shes a bulimic. haa .. sorry thats not funny :(

[TheLonewolf08]

@Solidwolf34 the chick goes to the bathroom after her meals to throw up the food!

[Vast1337]

@Solidwolf34 Bulimia ?

[lanny987654321]

@Solidwolf34 she is balimic

[CharlifromN0BIGDEAL]

@Solidwolf34 she has an eating disorder

[IndianaBoy84]

@Solidwolf34 if you watched the whole episode there;s a scene where she and elaine are eating at a restaurant and she, Cynthia, talks about her not finding the right guy and after the big meal she goes to the bathroom to throw up

[Marysol41281]

@Solidwolf34 Elaines' friend is bulimic. She throws up after she eats it's an eating disorder.

[Daneilboone1]

@Solidwolf34 Bulimia

[cisko1990]

@Solidwolf34 it means she s bulimic she literally throw up

[warren555]

@Solidwolf34 I didn't see the beginning of the episode, but maybe she has an eating disorder?

[kashiv]

@4:27..'george cant help but laugh'

[hippohead419]

Where did the phone go!!?

[Mykbibby]

I made great small talk with the waitress so she could see I could relate to the commoners

[MusicMan3423]

@Mykbibby "so she could see I was a man of the people" lol too funny

[raizin8]

@Mykbibby a man of the people.

[MsBeautifull22]

lmao! i LOVE Kramer! LOL!

[CarolinaGurl99]

Haha Who cares about eyebrows? After all that worrying about other stuff he doesnt care about eyebrows

[macunaima]

I could do without the laugh-track,

[cskillet2003]

I can hear Larry David's voice when George speaks.

[chileno39]

hahah this was a good episode

[iwannafuckindupe]

really really brilliant, thank god for this show!

[ilikevines]

"pinkish hue?" died laughing when i heard that hahaha

[SovereignStatesman]

Very conscientious of George to have such high standards..... I guess he wants his kids to have SOME chance in life! LOL

[calalilygirl]

@SovereignStatesman He did. George was the essence of that show.

[SovereignStatesman]

@calalilygirl

More like Jason Alexander CARRIED the rest of the cast of losers.

He was the only one who could act; Jerry just played himself, and the others were B-actors at best.

Sadly, the others get equal credit by losers, because Jason made it LOOK easy.



[trith53]

really very nice AND good!

[locke8guard]

Kramer prancing like rooster :D

[SovereignStatesman]

@locke8guard

He's got the hair for it....

[k9DaAV]

george is my most hated character, gives me the shits. by this show is nothing without him lol

[SovereignStatesman]

@k9DaAV

He IS Larry David... SUPER-Larry David, in fact, if you've ever seen the real one.

[statsman07]

pinkish hue lol

[ilikevines]

a pinkish hue? hahaaha

[verizon20051]

I'd prefer someone smarter than me.

[SovereignStatesman]

@verizon20051

OH NO you wouldn't..... careful what you wish for.

[CCTV9]

George is so picky

[coolbuddydude1]

why is Jerry dressed up as Freddy Krueger lol

[circuitdesign]

The genius of the show is that you think George is going to freak out. But what do you get? "My boys can swim!!!"

[ibaneziano]

Best SHOW EVER MADE!

[ResenhaAzul]

I need a good cheek. I like a good cheek.

[zinkerled]

Elaine's worst acting moment in the series is at 5:35

[lloplop]

@zinkerled what???  thats her best!

[LilHulk08]

alot of sitcom acting in comedies like this is improvised by the actors, most of the stuff in Fresh Prince was just improving by Will

[HillDueceua]

imagine if George got aids? Wouldn't that have been a totally zany plot twist?

[BanThisChannel]

Jason Alexander is one of the best comedic actors of our time. i wish he was in alot more, and i wish they would bring back Duckman! i think society is finally ready for Duckman, lol.

[zoikles1]

@BanThisChannel I don't think there's much talent involved in sitcom acting. Seinfeld is hilarious but I put that down to the quality of the dialogue that's been written. That said, I can't picture any other actor playing George.

[SovereignStatesman]

@BanThisChannel

I think Jason CARRIED the rest of the cast. Jerry was so-so to begin with, Julia was NOTHING, and of course Michael Richards is... Michael Richards. Without Jason, the show would be lame.

[SovereignStatesman]

Nah, too much ass-kissing of celebrity guests.

[DodgyMan12]

@BanThisChannel thank you for telling me about Duckman now i have one more thing for which to laugh myself silly :D

[BanThisChannel]

@DodgyMan12 You're very welcome! It was one of my favorite shows when I was younger and I think it really helped shape my sense of humor.

[SovereignStatesman]

@BanThisChannel

Duckman writers weren't funny enough, they were a bunch of kiss-ass Jews who didn't know the difference between good satire and cheap symbolism.

[crazydudetz]

I DID IT! MY BOYS CAN SWIM!

[CyReNiUsX]

Kramer breaking up the fight was fucking hilarious.

[OdoubleTO]

"there's a hue!" :D

[pauloplay]

a pinkesh hugh !!

Who cares about eyesbrows LOLOLO

[gjlrp2000]

"my boys can swim"...lol