Lock, Stock Part 5

[mmmagus1]

"brother mother any other sucker" classic

[kaykko]

You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not!



[26wordy]

its the cat from red dwarf

[yidarmylad666]

Whats the song name at 3:37?

[serveandcollectable]

sawn-off are out people want a lil bit more range the days!!!

[slytown]

@serveandcollectable Quite a salesman, huh?

[CzechGuardian]

Sting!

[2010Barbon]

Is that cat from red dwarf @ 03:23

[wehatemillwall]

sawn offs are out.people wanna bit more range these days!!! hahahahahaha

[hudsonHwk]

05:05 its tony soprano himself:)

[RESIDENTEVIL4821]

he then order an aristolle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer thats fucking it says the geezer thats fucking what says Rory and he gobs out a mouthful of booze covering Fatty he flicks a flamming match into his birds nest and the geezer lit up like a leaking gas pipe Rory unfazed turns back to his game his teams won too four nil

[Fulgore2005]

@RESIDENTEVIL4821 Yeah. Rory pwns the geezer no problem. And he can definitely pwn American gangsters too.

[RESIDENTEVIL4821]

a few nights ago Rorys roger iron busted so hes gone down the battle cruiser to watch the end of a football game no ones watching the custard so he switches the channel over a fat geezers north and he wonder up and turns the liza over no fuck off and watch it somewhere else Rorys knows claret is immiment but he doesn't wanna miss the end of the football game so calm as a coma picks up a fire extinguisher walk straight past the jam rolls ready for action and plonks it outside the entrance XD

[GunnyZoSo]

I love how theres subtitles for people who dont understand britsh-British

[ukulazy]

"Well brother, mother.... any other sucker." gets me every time

[LucySkyz]

@ukulazy I love how it sounds... "Well, brava', mava', any other sucka' "

[flutterbunny]

"If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got" is one of the greatest threats of all time.

[wehatemillwall]

@flutterbunny yes hahahaha it is!!!

[drakemanification]

'if the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it." "D'you know what i mean?" *smiles*

[yoyaya007]

you ll look very scary  ahahahahhaha lmao !!

[basildonboi18]

i suggest you get those guns QUICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[leemeires]

here is your hair ment to look like that....alright short stuff ....never mind short stuff ...lol class

[arghydoodles]

... Haha.. I just realise "facade" or something similiar is a turkish word for something like hooker.

[biobreaks]

Ha! this film is wasted on you if you just rely on subtitles.

"If the milk turns out to be sour... i aint the kind of pussy to drink it"

[arghydoodles]

@biobreaks Tropa de Elite's subs are the best.

[JakDTD]

"Guns for show, Knives for a pro"

Parkway Drive ;)

[D119heavy]

"A little bit of pain never hurt anyone"

quotes that make you go... huh?

[6Ott7]

Sawd offs are out. People want a bit more range these days.

[henkarars]

It kinda sucks as scandinavian that you understand more american then brittish... Where not far from your country either. Fusses, grousses... I have know idea what these words mean :O

[Thecrazymmallow]

Great movie

[theunusualsuspectstv]

i dont think i like this film

[MrMattc85]

if the milk turns out to be sour, i ain't the kind of pussy to drink it

[Duenas411]

9:09 Thats tough love right their...

[JAKEYCHAN2010]

its what?

its kosher......as Christmas

the Jews don't celebrate Christmas tom

[CroBlondie]

haha my country is bordering with Bosnia...i love this film.

[rebeliza]

if the milk turns out to be sour....lmao!!!

[brucekirk89]

is the guy at 6:30 is that STING the singer??

[Ulfield]

@brucekirk89 yep, that's Sting alright. He's in a few of Richies films.

[BadAssBen78]

@Ulfield And which other Richie films would they be my friend?

[Ulfield]

@BadAssBen78 well, you got me there. I guess i didn't do proper research before writing that, i can't remember. Sry 'bout that :P

[dogsoldier03]

Guns for show, Knives for a pro

[jordan16195]

"what d'you think?" 'i think you need help" OMG, i could'nt stop laughing when i saw that part, so funny, especially the humor throughout the whole of the movie, Fucking classic!!!!

[britdemo]

no no no...the kenny's stole the guns, hatchet harry is polishing one earlier when cris goes to see him .. hatchet said "yes one of a pair holland and holland" (the guns they stole)....so why is barry quzing them on were they are at 4:06.....bit fucked up

[Zavugami1]

the one harry was polishing wasn't one of the shotguns he wanted, it was just a shotgun he owned.

[britdemo]

@Zavugami1 yea just seem's a bit coincidental or how ever you spell that word

[Dinoslav8888]

haha Guns for show, knives for a pro

[gregerson20]

His teams won to , 4-0 = Happy days !

[veeresh103]

sting and vinnie jones in one film....classic british stuff.

[LAMPARDIO]

why are toff's soft as shite? What makes them that way?

[britdemo]

@LAMPARDIO there toffs, born with money and mummy and daddy to look after them

[LAMPARDIO]

@britdemo My mum and dad werent rich and they looked after me, but im not soft and i have enough friends the same same. You talk shite.

[TCstorm08]

holy shit, the bartender at 9:09 is the bad guy from snatch

[JDaalle]

All right, short stuff.

[alfok]

Sting kick his son' ass!!

[LuVtheFrEEk]

lol... youll look rilly scary

[cdwordsworth26]

have you got those guns, top actor

[nathanthedrummer]

i like sting in that movie!! and of course vinnie jones. "do you want me to draw you a picture?" :-)

[bimbash]

i was always wondering, why do drug dealers press their money?

[yurihammo]

09:16 / 10:48 reference to Platoon =)

lock stock is one of my favourite films no doubts there!

[Metallicarule1991]

and you do have a reputation, so i choose my words very carefully...you tell harry to go fuck himself

lol

[81broncoman]

It's just damn embarrassing to get knocked out by your dad.

[TinyT1792]

lmaoo i feel safer with a chicken drumstick LOL

soap is a jokaa

[jaybayta]

"..well they're lackin in criminal credibility aint they? i might get laughed at!" ROFL

thats great!

[Ironandtheshizzelz]

Guns for show

knives for pro.

gonna tatto that on my back

[Blabbos]

"If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got"

Fucking brilliant line

[IDEmvfc2]

Does anyone know the name of that greek song?

[shauneking]

i think it's 'Zorba's Dance'

[piooii]

@IDEmvfc2 zorba the greek

[AberdeenTroop94]

Alright short stuff!

[fztlow]

funny. i buy this movie just because i like the cover. and it is worth watched.

[justmelisa2006]

i think this has the best dialogue of all guy ritchies movies

[Angelazreal1]

2:30 its Cat from red dwarf.

[DannyJamesRead]

haha oh yeah thats who it is lol i didnt recognise him without the fangs lol

[CrookedVidUser08]

Bloody hell, it is an' all! Well spotted my son.

[padrino522]

Do Dean and Gary speak Scouse?

[bertyUK]

Anyone know the song at 3:38 - awesome old rock.

[lukesprayowns]

the bartender at JDs bar is bricktop from snatch. watched it loads never noticed that before

[GeoBartini]

shit thats right! i never noticed that either w/o his glasses on.

[ellis9020]

If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kind of pussy to drink it!

[rowewhite]

Soap and his knives.

Haha!

[phreak761]

Guns for show, knives for a pro.

[funkwoo86]

whats the sound track at 5:00 ?

[whitesheets234]

If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kind of pussy to drink it! Now what I mean?

[KnightOfTirawley]

I'd feel safer with a chicken drumstick

[MarlaSingerIsMyIdol]

No can do.

What's that? A place near Khathmandu?

[austinlgw]

whats the song at 4:37? and is it the one that some basket ball games use to build up the crowd?

[BenjaminGay]

Lenny McLean R.I.P.

[AWAXHAROLD]

orrible arry

[returnforever]

what was lorry football team ?

[joeismyname1982]

Yes it is Bricktop.

[birchalltheaxehero17]

Is that guy in the bar Bricktop from Snatch?

[joeismyname1982]

whats the song always played in the background in rory breakers office?

[mhfv12]

"I feel safer with a chicken drumstick"

[ryan2k99]

what is the song at 3.42 i love it and it is all the way through the movie dose any know who it is or what the song is thanks

[burntfinger666]

9/11 TRUTH NOW!

[NeoPrakrti]

"You gotta look past the hair, and the cute cuddly thing."

[bertyUK]

anyone know the song which kick in at 3:36 ?

[Lachausis]

Oh that old bastard

[fuckihatesydney]

Easily my most favourite english gangster film ever made. Soap is brilliant! "...Big fuck-off shiney ones... Guns for show. Knives for a pro."

[mkrtychyan1]

i will agree snatch is a little more funnier to me! but this is hella good to lololololol

[josephcruiseatgmail]

i fucking love this movie thanks mate

[superbluestar]

Oh I love soap he's the funniest of the 4 friends lol

[converserious]

diğişik

[ott67]

people want a bit more range these days.lol

[thelivinglazer]

Is slang in England really that out there?? How can they understand eachother???

[christianclarke]

Quite easily. If you can't understand the slang in Lock, Stock - then you'd be in Barney-Rubble trying to understand Snatch.

[GTR2KarmaANDEffect]

he'd be in a right 2 n 8.. all 6's n 7's ;)

[basildonboi18]

@christianclarke you wouldnt say barmey rubble its just a barney

[putasgolfas]

If u dont wanna be counting the fingers that u avnt got I suggest u get those guns back,quick! hahaha quality!

[thakagan]

Hardcore scene,period!

[fortuitousnisa]

IT'S BRICKTOP! YAY!

[Chappy9]

Guns for show, Knives for a pro!

[natureboyinyourface]

talk is cheap.

[damienmdk]

Then be folowing this logical truth (The truth that "Talk" and "Cheapness" are synonymous) then action (being the opposite of talk) is expensive.

[acebenedict]

6:57 "You tell Harry to go Fuck Himself" - JD(Sting)

3:36 riff kicks some massive ass, just like the Baptist. RIP Gov'.

[blazerrips91]

dont ,mess with jd lol

[DanielBrennan9]

luv tht riff at 3:36 wen the mighty baptist walks on!

[stunaz27]

go to 1:40, classic rory Breaker!! if it is , what he says it is!!