Meet Cabbage Head

[Paige445]

turnip titts!!! hahahaha

[lightandcrispier]

i'd do you do if you had turnip tits

[MrJack83124]

Oh Cabbage Head...you're incabbageable...

[Colddeed]

I think that anyone would be a little cranky with a cabbage for a head.

[clopek]

one person has a cabbage for a head

[username30045]

This isn't funny. Did Adam Sandler rite this? Look at me! I got a cabbage head!

Childish and unfunny.

[TheMuShRoOmMaN999]

@username30045 your a douche bag lighten up

[SabraMagdalena]

"My dad's a farmer! Got Drunk! Tried to harvest my head!"

[GamertownUSA]

Too bad they killed Cabbage Head so soon.

[rozzie101]

aaaaaa, Kids in the Hall. How I miss thee...

[SpeshullProduckshins]

SO ARE YOU GUNNA SLEEP WITH ME OR WHAT

[GirEatsChewyMeatPies]

BUH HUH BUH HUH BUH HUHHHH.

[funkmike]

TURNIP TITS!

[aprilflower75]

i watched this this morning at 10am and it was unedited. awesome but why? and how did they get away with swearing back in 1990 or whatever??

[screaminalleycat]

@aprilflower75

This was originally on HBO so no censorship. It moved to CBS later with new episodes where they couldn't swear. Re-runs were aired much later on Comedy Central.

[andes09]

@screaminalleycat Actually NO! the show first aired on CBC in Canada. Thats right, it's a Canadian show!

[screaminalleycat]

@andes09 Uh, I'm aware it's a Canadian show. In AMERICA, it aired originally on HBO where they did not have to censor anything. When it moved to CBS which is a network channel here, that had to change. That's for America. I'm sure censorship was never an issue in Canada for this. But I'm answering based on MY experience with the show which is we got it on HBO so it was not censored.

[StingoftheScorpion78]

Just watched this on the Comedy network, except they did the opposite. They muted the word TITS but they didn't mute the word FUCK.

[htwtrbrnbby]

im gonna be cabbage head for halloween

[whitehorse43]

Does anyone have the unedited version? Imagine how great it would be to hear Bruce yell "I'm the king of the mercy fuck!" with the "fuck" still in it.

[cheapcape]

Indeed, discrimination towards individuals born with cabbage heads has gotten way out of hand. None of our corrupted politicians are cabbage heads because no one will vote for them. But they tend to be more honest. Don't ask me if I have a cabbage head...

[rochiii]

@cheapcape true'er words but never spoken

[lover0of0twilight]

Oohh damn Bruce has such a sexy wink ; ). Cabbage orno cbbage Id do him lol xoxo

[Hozak]

I wish any situation could be made to go your way with but a horrendous wail and a point at your obvious flaws.

[gottagrind420]

'could be true' lmao

[drunkthug4life]

I had a bad childhood....priceless....

[Jamiesyme999]

a classic kith sketch

[disinfestator]

TURNIP TITS!

[darkb4lightt]

LOL! Classic! That and 'Hey, I'm the KING of the mercy fuck!" I always wondered wtf was up with Bruce's facial expressions when he did this character...

[AhcriSlate]

he's hot

[jamesbluntslunts]

lounge suit

[jamesbluntslunts]

nice jacket

[cheesecake134]

I'M THE KING OF THE MERCY FUCK!!!

[darkb4lightt]

@cheesecake134 LMAO! I loved that line! And turnip tits!!!

[PoPoNellie]

I like the episode where he killed himself. Hysterical.

[erykahbadu172]

mark mckinneys my uncle!!!

[scallywag86]

serious? I`d like to see proof

[DEVILSREJECT000]

for some reason, probably my favorite KITH skits.. can't explain why

[scallywag86]

I love the little wink he gives after he says "I`m the king of the mercy fuck"

Bruce rules

[wheezechisel]

lame as fuck. i could make a better comedy with my arse.

[Thewonkandfriends]

up on channel 917060 next week, wheezechisel and his arse! Total viewing figures: 1.

[hardcoresandra]

COULD BE TRUE!!

[CantoErgoSum]

I'M THE KING OF THE MERCY FUCK!

And that wink!!!!! Sexy.

[kylebakersanangelo]

how can you not find a pervert with a cabbage for a head hilarious?

[cheesecake134]

Unless they have a cabbage for a head! WHICH I DO!

[PeDr0G]

im sorry, but i didnt think that was funny..

[melissasalisbury]

Well you're the only one then.......

[prodragon71]

no i didnt find that funny either.

[xc3n]

Funny is not a word that suits the kids in the hall well... and I love them hehe, they just make...idk, weird stuff =)

[mcetcher]

I went out for Halloween as Cabbage head. It's harder than you think to get that much cabbage on one's head.

[MrPmj1979]

@mcetcher

I don't think that was real cabbage leaves on his head.

[PVTSolis]

So, uh, whats the word on that goodnight nookie??

[ghosttaco]

i've dated this guy like six times.

[rochiii]

@ghosttaco well serves you right bitch. and i bet you complain how there is no nice guys out there.

[phantomofthedrivein]

he's worried about going bald, but his problem is he's a cabbage head. But he's just trying to get inside that woman's house.

[Killenwolf]

you knew a guy with a cabbage head?

[WhiteBoy41]

Cabbage Head takes the cake,

I know a few guys like that - after a few beers.

[Thewonkandfriends]

What, they get a cabbage for a head? Odd beer..

[smmimms]

my farmer dad got drunk; tried to harvest my head!

[dandap87]

could be true!!!!

[strontiamdog]

a all time classic!!!!!!! what a great tv show

[canadaskater]

this flat out rocks

[xxchazzlexx]

LOOOOL.

[Jrazdtothe2]

Turnip tits! Ha Ha!

[bakdgreat]

loool