Knight In Shining Armor vs. Security Guard

[bloodfox0]

wwhhhaaaaa??

[GovernmentalStatisti]

Sir Lancelot was ill-informed that in this day and age thou bringeth not a sword to a gun fight.

[tatta237]

lol

[cortchubbby]

too bad that wasnt an ARMED guard. Totally different out come.

[haikudoTHEmighty]

Does this cameraman always carry potatoes to film random knights?

[Masterhand11]

haha he pulled out the sword and the gaurd falls back

[username2022]

2 on duty

[blade65dagger]

wizard of oz....tin man

[tenkikun]

Aww comon, why do security guards have to be so bothersome?

Well i understand if the owner of the store tells the guard to get rid of him, but the guard seems botherd himself.

[MindFury]

I call BS Faker than fake poop.

[TheToddy30]

Where was the scuffle?

[TheSweetenBoy]

I thought the title wouldn't be so literal :D

[Shadowboy4011]

Lol they just walk away like nothing happened XD

[RsProgrammingTeam]

@darrenrulez someones plays runescape a little to much

[AbduCola]

@RsProgrammingTeam LOL your on their programming team

[destinysbane]

why did this remind me of monty python and the holy grail?

[BurntPineapple]

lol you're not allowed to have one of those in public

[robinzac123]

i wasw laughing my ass off when i watched this

[07blkCobalt]

it would almost be worth getting charged with attempted assult. LOL

[jb4real14]

Ima get midevil on that ass!

[TheBarberjustin]

guards are only level 21.

[ThePolaris2]

Runescape nerds stfu

[SkInHoUnD]

and later that day, swat busted down his door and fucked him up FMJ while he was playing magic the gathering.

[thegreatest94]

I was sent to slay the dragon sir...

[gobbly1337]

rofl

[havokism303]

draw for the SWOORRDDDDD!

[exoticg9]

where is the fight ?

[AppleYanka]

hahahaha i lol'd so hard when he drew his sword!

[jente5]

rofl alll runescape nuubs dont you can see it its a WoW lvl 85 human warrior full season 11 heroic dorks

[milkweed93]

@jente5 what tehf fuck did u jus say

[shagreezz3]

lmfaooo he pulled out a swrod on dude



[Richardnewmanseidlik]

Did anybody else besides me laugh at when he just pulled the sword out randomly

[flipskater218]

@Richardnewmanseidlik yeah haha

[PlebScrubber]

@Richardnewmanseidlik its probably plastic sword, painted silver... that wouldnt stop the cops shooting him dead tho

[01Weirdguy]

@Richardnewmanseidlik HAHA YES!!!!!!

[theguyi26]

the best part of this video is when you realize the "knight in shining armor" is literal

[darrenrulez1]

Dont fuck with him , he has full rune!!

[F1NGERBEAST]

@darrenrulez1 rofl!!!!!! choatic rapier

[TheAdgcb44]

@darrenrulez1 no no he has full torva :)

[bahamasartits]

@darrenrulez1 looks more like steel lmao lvl 5 FTL

[cretnobite]

@darrenrulez1 no he is a member, it's a full dragon armour.

[Jnicolajsen]

Narnia is that way --->

[TheAntifantastic]

"Fuck You, I have a Sword. Who's the bitch now?"

[AlvinDERP]

i LOL'D soo hard

[NintendoSwii]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[Leondaniel82]

I loved it when he pulls out his sword :) The guard pissed himself on the spot :)

[SuperBrosh]

@Leondaniel82 hahahah yeah i was thinking this same thing to

his face went from ok everything under control to OH MY GOD HES COMING RIGHT FOR ME >=O!

[TheJboogie314]

If i had been the security guard i would have drawed on him (if he actually has a gun) and said "you just brought a sword to a gun fight"

[gamecatcher99]

One does not simply argue into Mordor.

[eazyc530]

white knight vs blacknight

[snyper269]

HE HAS A SWORD! *breaks out radio*

[brightoncollins750]

that guy had a sword?



[Punishthefalse]

The security guard smirched on his honor!

[MegalithicTV]

I... wha.... huh?! what the fuck just happened????

[CalebHaggard5]

i thought it was a guy defending a girl being harassed by a cop

[xlmmortal]

If I was security, the second he pull that sword he would have met my girlfriend and 15 of her friends.

[PUAPrivateArchive]

lolwutthafuck

[c1rca99s]

hahaha he draws his sword....

[ownagemunky]

LOL

[generalflood]

honestly i really did not expect an actual knight in shining armor

[bi0n1]

Hahaha sicury guard got punk lol

[anarchy189]

man i a security officer and i would have shot this guy sorry but i dont like swords or knives at all would have been one dead knight

[tomgwhis]

@anarchy189 wow and your a security guard with no sense of humor that works in the military? you dont just shoot people on site

[lester5192]

@anarchy189 how come security gerds can never read or write so well?

[LukeD1uk]

That Knight should have Thrown down his Gauntlet :P

[matban79]

wow yall are gay....its just a video......lol

[sdickieson]

that was the shit!

[LotusDragon09]

If I were the guard and was carrying a gun (or any weapon really), I would have pulled it out. You dont just wave a sword in front of someone, they arent toys. Even a blunt sword can do a lot of damage (blunt force trauma), especially if the tip is still pointy. To me, drawing your sword and pointing it at me is the same as drawing a gun and pointing at me: a very threatening gesture that warrants self-defense. Unless of course it was like a sparring situation, but this situation isnt.

[newtubetubetube]

@LotusDragon09 If i were the passing pedestrians and was carrying noting, i would have break the guard neck. You don't just pull a gun in front of someone, they aren't toys. Even blank loaded gun can cause lot damage (earring pressure wave trauma), especially if the muzzle is very close. To me, drawing a gun and pointing at me is the same as drawing any weapon really at me: a very threatening gesture that warrant deadly force. See how you make no sense... Thank you and fuck you very much.

[LotusDragon09]

@newtubetubetube I think it made perfect sense. My point is that you cant just draw ANY weapon on someone because they arent toys. Some people act like swords arent any big deal but they are still weapons and can still cause serious damage. If I were arguing with someone who drew a gun and pointed it at me, thats a threat on my life. Everyone would agree, right? If it were a sword, id still consider it a threat on my life because I know that they are still weapons. Understand me now?

[newtubetubetube]

@LotusDragon09 You fail at showing good judgment because you are ignoring the context. As i ironically pointed out, it is not reasonable to break a security guard or police officer's neck because he draw a gun. The same way it is not reasonable to shoot someone IN A FUCKING HALLOWEEN COSTUME because he toy around with shiny item like a idiot. Cautiously backing off, like he did, because you cant know for sure and call for help or the police is the proper way of dealing this this. Fuck you.

[LotusDragon09]

@newtubetubetube And where did you get your information? I dont care what he's wearing. If he waved a weapon in my face, hes going down. From what I can tell watching this video several times, a guard walked over telling the guy to leave. He apparently had a problem with that, but reluctantly left after drawing his sword on the guard. He may have done it as a joke, but I and the guard dont know that for sure. Do you know the guy in the video? If not, your opinion on it is as good as mine.

[LotusDragon09]

@newtubetubetube I checked out your channel just out of curiosity. Judging from the comments youve received, this isnt the first time you have caused needless grief on someone's video. Either you are a troll or you lack the ability to express polite thoughts. You should probably spend less time trolling YouTube and more time doing your homework, kid. Youre going to need that education. Well, ive said enough. Have a nice day!

[newtubetubetube]

@LotusDragon09 An other smart ass that superficially judge other by their channel. If you ever deleted a single post, you are a mindless hypocrite. My channel is not a vanity board. Fuck you!

The security guard acted perfectly given the situation. You have demonstrated that, in his place, you would have get hurt or would have hurt someone. You have no good judgment, overly violent and can't be given any responsibility. I am glade peoples like you fails to get jobs other then mcdonalds clerk.

[pkrska]

Freedom... what does it mean? We'll never know, we've never seen.

Locked up, our keys thrown away, told what to do, and what to say. Frank Manzan lyrics.

[niaxou]

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!!! **bitch slap** AHHAAAA

[mragony42069]

FAKE AS HELL

[TheChuck624]

He threatened him with a deadly weapon at the end. That is felony assault and he could have been arrested for it. The security guard was acting in an official capacity and bonded, therefore the jackass in knight's armor should have been arrested on felony charges with video proof to boot. Keep this in mind the next time you think it might be cute to fuck with an unarmed and otherwise dorking looking security guard.

[newtubetubetube]

@TheChuck624 said "He threatened him with a deadly weapon at the end. That is felony assault and he could have been arrested for it."

Case which would have been dismissed when the intent and purpose of the demonstration was cleared up in court. Sure it a waste, but it's no big deal.

Also, ignoring the fact that both are actors playing to fool idiots like you... LOL. Fuck off!

[TheChuck624]

@newtubetubetube how do you know jackasass? go fuck yourself asshole. 

[JoneeChristy]

I got so excited when he pulled out the sword - I thought he was gonna stab him.

[Anon11674]

Pointing a sword at someone up close is just as much a threat as pointing a gun at them. Too bad we couldn't see him taken down and arrested.

[djmonsta200883]

Wouldn't exactly call that a scuffle...

[NextVideoGames]

If I was the knight, I would slice him in fuckin half

[Majoraspirit]

Lol



[Gamble2185]

lucky he didnt get shot.

[bleedthepure]

@Gamble2185 Security guards don't have guns you idiot.

[Anon11674]

@bleedthepure

There are security guards with guns. They're called armed security. (Those who call others idiots when they themselves are wrong, are themselves the idiots.)

I sort of wish that guard had been armed, and dealt with the crazy piece of shit in the armor. Assuming this wasn't staged, of course.

[Gamble2185]

@Gamble2185 Never said the security guard was gonna be the one to shoot him bra. somebody pulls a sword on me they might have some problems.

[TheJboogie314]

Just when I thought I had seen the stupidest thing ever.....

[globe255]

It must be the tin-man from Oz.

[leedsmet1990]

@globe255 and tin man got a new shiny sword

[xvoy2002]

Well, i'm exactly sure why he was dressed in armor. And i'm not sure the security guard needed to come out and tell him to move on either.

However, pulling the sword was just dumb. Even an accidental slip waving that thing around could have hurt someone walking by. Not worth it.

[EvilFingers]

So wheres the scuffle?

[SmokeDogg0]

sutch an pussy the security ^^

[MixeTube]

If i was the knight, i would use my armor and kick him right in the fucking balls.

[djsandra1]

@uncleneckcutter security guards are failures at life

[TheMindskinner]

@djsandra1 Thank you for pointing that out to me. I am a security guard as a 2nd job to help feed my wife and kids,in theses more trying times. I guess i should quit both of my jobs and get on welfare,so then i won't be a failure at life.FYI security guards are just doing what the client wants them to do.Just like any other job you do what the boss tells you to do.

[MrSokitumi0007]

@TheMindskinner Probably is fine as long as your boss isnt the new world order scum )o... Although i still recommend quitting your job and soaking the sys till it crashes cause WE THE PEOPLE NEED OUR COUNTRIES BACK...o(

[Anon11674]

@djsandra1

How is doing a job that needs to be done "failure"?

[djsandra1]

@Anon11674 well, they could have become doctors or dentists

[Anon11674]

@djsandra1

So, what is your definition of success?

Do you mean a high-paying job? If so, then a huge chunk of the population are failures. We can't all have jobs like dentist or doctor. There's a need for things like security, sanitation, and so on. Would you say people fail by fulfilling these needs?

[djsandra1]

@Anon11674 of course you need people to be employed in fields such as sanitation, but security guards are just violent people who not concerned with helping the normal people. In canada, it is rare that you see security guards. if they want people to stop skateboarding, for example, they will place metal rivets on the area that they want protected

[Anon11674]

@djsandra1

"...security guards are just violent people who not concerned with helping the normal people..."

I worked as a security guard. My main goal was to make sure people didn't get into a place who weren't supposed to be there. But I also had job duties such as looking for maintenance issues at night, checking in deliveries, giving people directions when they needed them, and aiding employees. And not once did I lay hands on someone while doing my job. Same with my coworkers.

[djsandra1]

@Anon11674 however, there are many guards who abuse their power. many of them walk around and act like they are "holier than thou"

[Anon11674]

@djsandra1

Some are like that. So are some cops and some soldiers. Can't judge the whole by what a few assholes do.

[Anon11674]

@uncleneckcutter

I enlisted in the Army, served honorably, and then I took a job in security. What does that make me? Despite your blatant misconceptions, security work isn't just done by those who fail to "do better". Security guards do a needed job in this society, you know. Would you really so flippantly declare an entire group of needed employees to be "failures"? Or do you just not like them for personal reasons?

[uncleneckcutter]

@Anon11674

So if u saw an add seeking guards to work at an concentration camp u would look at it as just a job ? U are indeed a failure then u cant see the obvious.

[Anon11674]

@uncleneckcutter

How does that even match up with what I said? Don't try to put words in my mouth, dipshit. If you don't understand my point, then ask what it is rather than assuming random bullshit. By the way, why five months after my last reply?

Concentration camps are not necessary for society, thus not "just a job", and anyone who volunteered to work in one, knowing what those places tend to be like, would indeed be a shitty person. Or desperate enough to set aside their scruples.

[GuruBabadesh]

when he pulled out his sword that was dope as fuck

[Anon11674]

@GuruBabadesh

Is it "dope" when some random asshole pulls a gun or knife and points it at a security guard? Why is a sword any different?

[mejiadeabueno]

Thats just charlie sheen "WINNING.!"...leave him alone

[wadhe100]

win

[wiccanmoonman]

I wish he would have pulled that sword out on me he'd dead a gun will always beat a sword.

[sfield86]

@wiccanmoonman not always....retard

[wiccanmoonman]

@sfield86 yes every time

[wiccanmoonman]

If he did that to a real cop he'd be DOA unless that armor is bulletproof.

[larraqumean]

rubbish

[Cydonius9]

The knight must work at...... WHITE CASTLE!



[skydark]

I loved when there was literally a "knight in shining armor". And the fact that he draws his sword and ends the scuffle makes it epic.

Go, Sir Knight.

[starboy4]

wo wo wo shit man, I don't get paid enough for this

[stanthema]

o wow, when i saw the title i thought by "knight in shining armor" they meant a nice gentlemanly person or something

[Moppy1988]

@stanthema literal ftw

[paulblasi4]

@stanthema That's because you're an idiot.

[hofmann161]

What did I just see?

[blacksupra001]

he's just a fast food knight JK lol

[hockeydude634]

that was so funny when you just pull your sword out

[BlankShawtz]

LOL draw the sword, guard gets on his 2-way radio, walk away.

[BlikeNave]

Rofl I thought this was a metaphor for someone who was really cool or good in the video fighting a douchey security guard but it's literally a knight in armor hahaha.

[714zilla]

your all fags coomentaters except me

[BlikeNave]

@714zilla Lol there are so many typos in that terrible excuse for a sentence I can hardly believe it. Apparently straight commentators have little to no education (lolz!).

[mclovinleo]

@714zilla wow just shut your fucking mouth i hope your just joking you troll

[PenItFoMeYo]

Dude, I would have been on the floor laughing.

[toptrichs]

sir wanksalot security bonehead

[Metalman200xdamnit]

People have no sense of humor,I would have just laughed.

[camel747]

Shame he forgot the glove slap

[cph645]

what the hell? lol

[therockkkkher]

pull the sword !!! ha ha !!! funny as shit !!!

[Nesembria]

the security is a jerk and sucks ass. Hail to the knight!!!!!!!!

[WuTang069]

that idea has potential

[lucernrox]

fake

[spoose1]

what a boss haha

[Jagoss312]

Knights in the old days wore much heavier armor, most of the armor made nowadays are made with processed steel and are 100Xs lighter. You can even do cartwheels where wearing them

[battleofserenityvall]

@Jagoss312 no actually, period suits only weighed about 70 lbs. the metals today are processed but the steel worn then was much thinner. it wasnt made to stop blunt force trauma, simply to prevent the blade from actually cutting the flesh. a broken bone they could fix, a slash brings gangrene which they couldnt fight

[kingkong14957]

cut that fucking nigger in 2 pieces

[sj702]

He should have tackled his ass when he walked away, then laughed while he watched him trying to get back up.

[battleofserenityvall]

@sj702 it's actually really easy to get up in...

[sj702]

@battleofserenityvall No, you're wrong. I've watched lots of movies, cartoons over the years and it's impossible to get up when your knocked down! ;) lol.

[muziccity000]

If you watch vids with security guards the adds wil be for security guards

[chemochinga]

It was staged...

[blackbirdhollow]

I love the sound of his suit clanking away.

[mygaffer]

This looks pretty staged to me.

[KamikaziFly]

@SirBladewind You will go to prison for assault with a deadly weapon, dumbass!

@edward45610 The problem is that the guy is wearing a 36" blade, then threatens with it.

@cawolfie The cameraman is contributing (so is guilty of same crime), thereby acquiring "pre-meditated" to both.

What else... disorderly conduct, vagrancy, loitering, intention to disrupt public, etc.

You are seriously lucky SWAT wasn't called!!! ROFLMAO! JACKASSes!!!

[KamikaziFly]

That's assault with a deadly weapon!

Yes, assault means to insinuate you are going to attack.

[SirBladewind]

I'm going to do this now and see what security does to me.

[edward45610]

oh wow this video is akward a knight just standing out side what is the security's problem

[Oceanlab2010]

fake

[0rc001]

@xXscghXx, dont fck with the knight. That's what I mean o.O

[bjokkor]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[123attivo]

totally fixed. you just happen to be taping this guy at the outdoor mall? yeah right.

[SuperNumber19]

(Insert obliviously funny comment here and get thumbs up) :D

[WOWthatsRADICALdude]

@SuperNumber19 no.. just no

[SuperNumber19]

@WOWthatsRADICALdude haha XD

[CrimsonEmpire]

go knight!!!!

[talenttvl]

wata ninja escape, i betchu they wont hear him come next time :d

[mnguitar17]

I so wish the guard would have had a gun. Not laughing anymore...

[RiaanV1987]

lol that security gaurd shit his pants ROFL.

[walmartian]

they should have tazed him 

[Damuse8191]

Like. A. Boss.

[hitech98]

If the guard had been armed he would have shot him & suffered no conquiences. The guy "pulled a knife".

[Arby119]

@hitech98 Fuck you

[CanadaBud23]

@hitech98 Only if he was at least 6 feet away, heh heh.

[TheEmericask8ter11]

this is classic!!