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  • "the RUSSIAN government found out that i'm doing so good in AMERICA that they decided to deport me to ISRAEL." Are you a russian citizen? then why are you in america? are you american citizen? then how can russia decide to deport you? are you an israeli citizen? still how does russia have to do anything with it. it's so confusing O_O

  • who's Jewish from your family? lol Azeri Armenian Russian sounds really mixed lmao

  • At least you may train with a TAvor (look it up on wikipedia)... An ak can be dosed in water, sand, and run over with a hummer and still work.... A M16 can be sneezed on and, INSTAnt 10 secong 1000 dollar hand gernade....

  • silly vid, u're cute ^_^

  • aren't the Palestinians the ones that need "freedom"? regardless, joining any armed forces is such a waste of life and you end up being nothing more than a pawn whose life has very little value.

  • stop talking to say nothing= FUCK ISRAEL ITS ENOUGH

  • ya lublu teebya... (:

    all the rest things i know in russian are just curses..

    you're welcome to join the israeli army, it's an amazing experience !!!

  • I want to Be Deported to The USA. I live in Zimbawee.

  • Going to the Army so you can kill more innocent Arabs. Smhhh Time is Ticking

  • shut the fuck up

  • Wow, i didnt know that launching rockets at civilians for no apparent reason is being innocent.

    Im learning something new everyday!

    *sarcasm*

  • That's the stupidest claim i heard and it's funny because everyone seems to use it. "oh yeah, they fly rockets in our country!". So in your theory, you believe that flying rockets which kill nobody is worse than bombing innocent people with chemical bombs. "Brain washed People"!

    And don't try to say that Israel is the innocent one because that is complete propaganda which is popular in the media.

    State of Israel is going to end very soon.

  • Alright man, but that's like saying somebody slaps me and i get a shotgun and shoot them point blank in the face. Secondly, I'd like to point out that by us arguing isn't going to change anything. I can agree that both sides are using weapons, one more destructive than the other. It would be better if there was peace everywhere and everyone followed the rules of god. Unfortunately, the people in power don't worship god which is why we have these conflicts.

  • yeah everybody should just stop killing each other.

    Its always some fascist bastard at the top of the chain that makes others suffer for his own greed.

  • The HAMAS are spinless cowards that cant face Israel so they bomb our towns and people just to tease IDF but when the get what they deserve they start crying and whining to the rest of the world to look at the evil jews who only try to protect their country!

    Israel is ready for peace and negotiations as soon as your coward leaders stop waging war!

    Israel wont be ended, just read the history books about what happened the last time they tried to end israel =)

  • Uhhuh man let me tell you, there's always 2 sides to one story. Israel always acts like the innocent one but in fact if you READ BOOKS you will find out the real truth. Take this for example, with out the Holocaust there wouldn't be a state of Israel right now. One has to really ponder and wonder who was really behind the Holocaust."protocols of the elders of Zion" the book speaks for it self but noooooo the Jews can't be bad (sarcasm)so this is why they called it antisemitic and they banned it.

  • Now youre just talking bullshit and paranoia! admit it, you are just out of arguements. As much as i want to prove my point i cant convince you(or any fanatic pro-phalestinian), So this arguement is pointless and retarded just like all your previous statements.

  • You are so right, hamas is the feces of the world.

  • scrw u u peice of shit i

  • cool video. your grandma is a funny lady! haha

  • u ppl shouldn't say that u want other ppl to b deid just because of their country i know ppl that r from isreal and other arab countries and they r awsome try bieng freindly and ull see how it is !!!!!! btw i think that peace and love is the way of life n not hate and murder!!!!!!

  • jews r not diffrent from christains and isreal isnt a bad country sooooo chill ppl

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  • arabs arent different either!we r all humans after all!

  • er jews and christians are dif israel isnt a bad country like other countrys its the people who are arseholes / evil

  • I still love ur grandma,i will take her or i will come there.

  • The more jews that leave the better. =O

  • let them live in your street then

  • welcome dude' ur not deported!!!

    dont worry ull be just fine

  • even though its a joke, some of the stuff dont make sense.. Like RUSSIAN government deporting u to ISrael?... Two diff countries..

  • Unfortunately, the tables have turned, and it is now I who is going to be deported. Not too long ago, my crazy grandmother, Babushka AL was deported to Armenia, now I am being deported to Israel, to my birthright, to fight for what I believe in, the freedom of the Israeli people...FREEDOM OF ISRAELI PEOPLE.?!!. ARE U SERIOUS?HAHAHA..WHAT A JOKE

  • FUCK U

  • You are from azerbajian, why would you help israel, theres loads of palastinians living there.

  • christams or Hanokah?!

    hahaha of course christmas. well i never celebrte it, but its soubd moree fun!! :D

  • I really loved this video. you are a fun & happy family. All the hatred is d/t the fact that the Jews are God's chosen people. thus, hated by satan and the world. Jealousy is where it originates from. God bless u and ur fam!

  • chosen people pfff says who oh yes a jew LOL I FEEL A CON HERE !!!! IM THE KING OF SCOTLAND!!!!!!!!1

  • lol!

  • poor jüdz, and.. where do i have your nick from?

  • Damn man you are loaded...deport some of that money my way

  • nice to see people like u

  • omg ! lmao... ur cat is cute as fuck too!!!! omg lmao ... ur mom was like... freedom finally from u... and u go... SUKA! lmao!!! u are fucking hilarious!

  • and the Mossad killed Kennedy

  • you're such a retard...

  • Tounge and cheek. Can't you figure out I''m making fun of the conspiracy nuts.?

  • Your birthright is to travel half way round the globe and suppress indigenous people as part of a colonial army.

    Can't have the russian, european or american colonialists being frightened of stone throwing native children now can we?

    Go stare them down from inside your tank.

  • what?!?! dude, haven't you seen anything? hamas was firing rockets from on top of schools, on top of hospitals! they did not care about their own people! they put them at the highest risk possible!

    and they train 3 year old boys and girls to hate jews and to use rifles. what 3 year old muslim even knows what a jew is? and what a rifle is capable of?

    those people need to be stopped, and if they're so concerned with civillian casualties, they shouldnt have fired rockets from where schools are.

  • Think, formulate....

    then post.

  • i did... i didn't say anything false.

  • IDF soldiers drop white phosphorus on children.

    They wear t-shirts celebrating and encouraging the murder of pregnant women.

    They bomb UN buildings with women and children sheltering inside.

    They attacked the USS Liberty and killed 34 american soldiers and injured 170.

    The saying nothing false thing is easy.

  • What it adds to a discussion about modern day colonialism is the point.

    For example, there are close to 10,000 people in India (of all places) that claim to be a lost tribe from a fairy tale book we are all supposed to take as a work of historical fact.

    Those 10,000 people can move to land seized from people who's ancestors have lived there for thousands of years, and your tax dollars as a US citizen help pay for the military hardware for this war of colonisation.

  • 100% correct us president demanding no survivors be left on ship wtf is it with american govt and israelis killing own people

  • IGNORANCE

  • I'm going to go out on a limb here and call both you people retards.. Fundamental Muslims and fundamental Judea Christians battling, who's the right one? Answer: Neither, both are wrong. Yet you keep banging your head against the wall hoping the wall will break (which It wont). But for a sect of people who have been fucked so hard in the past to turn around and do the same to someone else.. I mean, damn.. don't you ever learn ANYTHING?? You can read right?

  • fuck you people, pure ignorance.

  • i think its crazy how the muslims have managed to turn it round and make people start calling jews terrorists!! fucking stupid, well muslims do have an airtight stranglehold on the media, thanks of course to political correctness, and they have thousands of braindead activists supporting them all saying stupid crap like ohh thats ignorant, ohh thats intolerant, ohh thats racist ! fucking blind retards!!

  • Blatant ignorance.. Everyone knows that mainstream media in the States is Pro-Israeli... I have total understanding of the fact that the Jews suffered during the Holocaust and no one should have to endure that.. That doesnt mean that the Israelis can treat the Palestinians like this.. The Israeli government has adopted similar policies to Hitler.. David Ben Gurion boasted about killing the Arabs and cleaning the land, pushing them so far that it will lead to civil conflict (Hamas, PLO)..

  • thanks for proving my point :)

  • Go get deported and killed, for fighting for "your" country. Fuck you

  • hmmm there we go another occupier and settler in palestine

  • Nice hair Ace Ventura.

  • I thought this was a loving video of your family. Gorgeous Siamese cat, too. I don't care what all of the other shitbag animals with no brains say on here. Shalom, brother.

  • ur mums a fat bitch

  • how does that work.... so your living in the usa.... but the russians are deporting you out of the usa.... to isreal, fuck you eb20x

  • so ur russian haha

  • This war is the biggest scam ever : it's the continous state of war the neo-cons wanted in the US !! The jews did it this time !!!

    So the one advice :

    go there

    get killed

    SHUT UP !!!

  • i think she's the cutest grandma ever

  • ya "only" 300,000!...retard. even if that were true, the fact that ur saying "only" 300,000 is retarded. "only" about 1000 people were killed in Gaza, if 300,000 jews is no big deal than y do people even give a fuck about 1000 palestinians?

  • wdf lol

  • fuck you grandma fuck you mom and fuck you

  • u look like a fuckin terrorist buddy

  • do not call for violence against the jews, especially for religious reasons. We need peace, which comes from ending this pointless hatred for people and preaching international fraternity.......like that would ever happen.......

  • Noooo D:

  • I've been to israel, and this may shock some of you but, thier all human!! They are actually some of the nicest people i've ever met in my life.

    Gaza is a stupid senario, israel has told them for years to cut the shit out, but they keep sending bombs and whatnot into israel. So then israel goes, well hey, we warned ya, and blows them with the full extent that they have. I say fair call.

  • ya well they should all be deported the fuck out of north america, they all bring trouble and problems with them they never leave their problems at home where they belong

  • le that cant u mother fucker do u really think ur bukllshit is going to work this time u guys create stories to legitimaate ur killings of thousands of innocent peopeven defend themself and u call that fair call u are the fuckin terrorists and dont u think ur crimes can be covered an mark my word very soon ur international imunity will go cause every single country that stood for u one day are now seeing in u what they were fighting against for u so soon u will get fucked .......

  • Dude, p.u.n.c.t.u.a.t.i.o.n. May of helped you you sound a leeettle less of a retard that you do already. Spellink could help too.

  • Dude, hbecause when a blockade is on, it's to stop stuff like weapons from getting in.

    As for Israel they pulled back after the world said "Oh give Hamas another chance for peace" and as soon as they did more rockets got shot at them.

    Gaza got enough money to build world class stuff but they loot it to the leaders' offshore bank accounts or to get bombs an dblow themselves up again.

  • Hamas is a creation of Mossad to divide and deamonise muslims in Palestine, and as a pretext to genocide. Israel was founded by banksters and terrorists and not much has changed. Your whole zionist movement comes from a small cabal of "money-changers" and there persuasive power. Where would you be without Lord Rothchild?

  • go to jewland and stay there you fucking kike. Take the federal reserve and bank bailouts with you, because they belong to you and your shitty people. but please, give us back our $30bil. a year we give to you you useless, soulless, shits.

  • someones a little insecure? Kike? yea, your classy alright..

  • u gays doing to the palastine the same as nazis did in the 2world war viva palestine

  • omg r u serious those bitch as mother fucking Israeli's are doing way worse to us then the Nazi's did to them they are fucking blowing our children and women up and burning them alive and treating us like pieces of shit and the bombs that hamas send are nothing but toys they don't do n e damage and Israel is just lying pieces of shit inshallah hamas kills all the Jews and gives them no mercy AMEEN!!!!

  • maybe if you weren't a piece of shit you wouldn't be treated like one.

  • you clearly know nothing of the Nazi era in germany then...

  • lol man....good like staying alive!

  • Mkay so, hamas and israel, both are wrong. even though the arabs are suffering the most

  • Stupid to put your face on youtube and then state you are going to fight Palestinians.

    Now they know what you look like. Enjoy your stay in the IDF, I'm sure their are already a mess of Palestinians gunning for you specificly now.

  • do you honestly think that out of the thousands who are fighting in that war, they are going to find his one face? i dont want to start a fight, and im not supporting either side, and maybe you are concerned for him doing this, but that makes absolutely no sense

  • Babushka AL I pray that your handsome grandson meets the same fate that the israeli goverment feeds the Palestinians.

    I pray that he meets his death under rubble, and his children and their children. I hope your heart breaks.

  • Than in the description he says he is 'going to fight for what he believes".

    What a hypocrite. The hypocrisy of zionists is only exceded by their ignorance.

  • This person states that he is 'half christian and half jewish'.

    It is an impossibility to follow 2 belief systems simutanously, and to be an adherent to both systems when said systems are in opposition to each other. Now had he said he were a Jew for Jesus, this I can accept, but he does not claim to be so, he claims to be an adherent of a belief system that disavows the Messiah while ALSO being an adherent to a system that deifies this same Messiah.

  • oh well thats what i can say because i live in israel

    WELCOME TO ISRAEL and its bad in here sorry

  • homeless

  • Muslims are the biggest criminals of all human history.

    Since 1970, Muslims have killed 7 million people around the Earth.

    And since Mohammed's 7th century, Muslims have killed 270 million people around the Earth.

    End the Muslim life so people won't suffer !

  • wow don't forget the other people who wanted to get rid of jews althrough im a jew but i don't want to be i hate the rules holidays and israel so i guess that i dont have religion

  • You hate the rules of holidays. OK, why not. The difference is that the islamonazi terrorists want to exterminate all Israelis and all Jews living on Earth. And you know that. It's far worse than holidays rules.

    As for holidays rules, in the European democracies, it is forbidden to work the Sunday, because it is the sacred day for the Christians...

  • Leroidavid2000, I dont mean your wrong about this, but as you mention "Europe" its not forbidden to work on sundays. If you want to work on a sunday its fine you only get paid higher than usuall

  • That cat doesn't even like you

  • FREE PALESTINE!!!!

  • Arabs Own Israelis!!!!!!

    Arab <3

  • Everyone who criticizes the Isreali government--including American Jews--gets criticized as anti-semitic. There's no reason that the Israeli government should be allowed to draft Americans and others just because they're half Jewish.

  • Are U Arabic?, Cause Im from Palestine

  • this is about as real as your holocaust

  • fukin jews....fuck israel army....and dude ur full of shit....lol....ur family 2.....suddnley he is talkin about pets.....fuck ya...in gaza u even killed the animals in the zoo......FUCKIN MURDERS

  • Up yours you incoherrent arab mother fucker

  • danixos you're fucking dumb

  • i hope youll get shoot by hamas in your fuckin brain haha. god damnit israeli fuckin cockroach, kyke haha

  • Israel has killed 1000 Hamas bitches for the last month...

  • not only hamas, innocent people and kids too!! @@Fuck Israel@@

  • Hamas nazi terrorists are using civilians as human shields, which is a war crime.

    According to international law, Hamas nazi terrorists are responsible and guilty for the death of civilians they are using as human shields (4th Geneva Convention).

    And it's a fact : more than 1000 Hamas bitches were killed by Israel last month.

  • YEAAAAH you tell them leroiddavid2000. They are all uneducated, barbaric, ignorant, trash. They are all brain washed idiots. Simply look at their stupid comments and how they articulate such idiotic phrases, pulling words and phrases out of their ass. Everyone knows and sees this, it is no secret. That is why they all live in impoverished third world countries that are frankly run by dictators and tyrants that steal from their own people and community. Don't even try to argue with them :)

  • Good point.

    "Don't even try to argue with them :)"

    You're right, they are too stupid...

  • yea ok hamas is a bitch! but israel killed palastinian innocent men, women, children (civilians). i saw lots of pics and i think that this is totally unhuman and fucked up. @@fuck israel@@

  • Your an idiot. You throw the word fuck around like it's money or something. It's funny how people correlate words with objects. Unfortunately, coming where you are coming from, it's simply a lot of fuck and no money, change that, strive to be better than the rest and change it. Become educated and not brainwashed, live the life you want to live and not the one that is preached upon you ever since you were born. Get a life dude.

  • i bet that you feel smart Lol. im not brainwashed thats the 1st thing. how shall talk about this theme if mustn't collerate words with objects? you suck. israelis are unhuman terrorists for me. you cant change my mind. and im livin the life that i want im tellin you it couldnt be better. @@fuck israel@@

  • I repeat :

    According to international law, Hamas nazi terrorists are responsible and guilty for the death of civilians they are using as human shields (4th Geneva Convention).

    That's an undeniable fact.

  • OMFG u dont get it. i dont support hamas. ok theyre terrorists no doubt. they also killed civilians. but that doesnt means that israel has to bomb the whole country. kill the hamas so they dont kill israeli civilians anymore. israeli should be exemplifieng to hamas. but no, they kill innocent civilians which makes hamas' hatred getting bigger. the pics i saw are dishonourable. @@fuck israel@@

  • Israel didn't bomb "a whole country". On the contrary, Israel bombed precisely Hamas terrorists. More than 80% of the Arabs killed in Gaza were Hamas nazi terrorists.

    Israel hasn't killed a single "innocent civilian". Hamas is using civilians as human shields, and therefore, according to International Law, Hamas bears the entire responsibility of their deaths.

    As for the "pics", they are fabricated by Hamas nazi propagandists. Only stupid people believe Hamas propaganda.

  • because the pictures the news and media shows are ALWAYS totally completely fair and unbiased, right?

  • and one more thing why arent nazi terrorrist, what ru talkin about?

  • Hamas's propaganga constantly praise the nazis.

    Hamas salute is the nazi salute (just watch videos of Hamas demonstration : they are making the nazi salute).

    Hamas's aim is the worldwide genocide of Jews (article 7 of the Hamas charter), so Hamas's aim is the same as the nazis'.

    That's why Hamas terrorists are nazi terrorists.

    Even a child understands that.

  • how many times do i have to say!im also against hamas.your"hamas is using israelian civilians as human shields"excuse doesnt cleares me up.clear it up 4 me.israel killed lots of civilians in unhuman ways.theyre dropping bombs anywhere in palestine.i saw pics where people dont know what 2 do bcuz their homes are wrecked.dead bodies everywhere in the wrecks and streets.thats disgusting to me and unhuman. but please clear me about hamas up how they use civilians as "human shields".@@fuck israel@@

  • It's not an excuse. It's a fact. It's what International Law says.

    But you obviously don't care about International Law.

    The only thing you like is to slander the Jews. Because you are an anti-Jewish racist.

    Today, Mubarak, the Egyptian president said clearly : "EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENNED IN GAZA IS HAMAS'S FAULT".

    Every people who isn't filled with racist anti-Jewish hatred knows that.

  • ok i understand. hamas' fault. still not a reason to make such disgusting things. @@screw israel@@ xD

  • a ship from lebanon containing food and medicine wasnt allowed to accede to gaza by israel troops. now that sux. israel can suck my ass

  • If anyone from Hamas is reading this right now... please shoot this guy in the fucking face.....then post it on youtube. ^^ I guarantee you will get over 1 million views in the first 24 hours.

  • yeah u r right .. israel will end forever very soooooooon :D god help palestinians

  • israel belongs to the palestinians...... zionists stole it form them...

  • im armenian tooo :D

  • fuck you then

  • i know u making up crap , but anyway -go home beach!

  • he is half man and half woman too????

    I gues he can do that too...

  • YOU CAN'T!!!

    the term Jew can either be used to describe a religious practitioner AND/OR an ethnic group desended from Isacc and the 12 tribes of the pre-Israel(the Biblical state of Israel, not the Modern State of Israel) Mediterranian Middle East.

    So you can be half Jew the same way you can be half Black or half Irish

  • HOW CAN U BE HALF OF A RELIGION?

  • what kind of person are you, albulenacakolli!!!!!!

    oh my god you are a racist person and i cant believe you were for adolf hitler! how would you like to be killed for your religion!!! ya!!! thats their blood on your hands ya stupid!!!!!!

  • fuckin jews.we miss u adolf hitler

  • that is the most stupid comment I've ever read in my life....well...go to hell you can find that mofo Hitler their....go and kiss his ass there aight....stop talking shit!!!

  • freedom of israeli people! what about freedom of palestinian ppl? huh?!! jerk! get out of palestineee move your asses to america or wherever u want. leave arabs in peace !!

  • haha.. that was cute and funny.. It's awesome that your family played along.. Mine just tell me to shut up and get the camera out of their face. lol

  • Half Jew- Half Christian?

    Its either your a pig or not!

  • Dude.......Nice house!

    p.s. Love your family - they seem fantastic

  • I hope everything goes well for you :)

  • I hope u and him come back in pieces back to ur mothers who are full time whores for animals

  • Bitch im a black girl 4rm the southside of chicago WTF r u talkin about "come back"?? N it doesnt matter what you say cuz hope will never become reality 4 a stupid ignorant motha fucka like you. He'll b ok

  • eb20x = ZIONIST CHILD KILLER!!!

    fuck you zionist scum!!!

  • dumb fuckn kyke

  • Hamas = terrorist pig f**kers who use their own citizens as shields and charity money to fund their weapons. I feel sorry for the Palestinian people, but like the Germans during the Nazis, they put Hamas there. I don't blame Israel one bit, if the USA was being shelled by Mexico or the UK being shelled by Wales (lol) what would everyone say then? Fu*k you liberal dillusional retards! 1960s are dead, it was a lie, we're not at peace, there are people that will use any excuse to kill, ANY excuse!

  • Excellently put! Thanks for that awesome comment.

  • fuking jeweshs =terrosits they will have to pay theirs crimes against humanity.

    they kill babies and women with non conventional weapons . Palestine will go to Palestine back

  • Teaching anyone that they are right is never correct.

    Regardless of what you are taught, ANYONE relying on an all mighty to live by is simply "well" educated - although amiss. Reliance on an unproved being is a failing in the human make up. It is easier to believe in something that is fictional, than what truly lies beneath.

    Your parents and world media has educated you to hate. I feel sorry for this, as NO religion teaches hate as a mantra.

    Only humans can do that

  • ur grandma is funny! LOL omq :)

  • you and your family are cool, i wish my family was like that, but then again, i never really see them much.

  • And some other government will be like o they have money and just own Israel, why the hell are u shooting at the people again?

    i just know fagots like u are the first to be shot,

  • Nah, fuck israel... Fight against American... It is better to join Hamas...

  • That's insane

  • I think killing innocent people all over world for USA's profit is insane...

  • long live hamas

  • did you call your mom a SUKA @2:35?

    dude that fucked up. and haha your mom and grandma are funny. soooo russian. your mom reminds me of my mom a bit.

    ps: love your grandma .. she called you an idiot

  • LOL nice relationship...

  • Dude, your Grandma's Hot, whats her PH No.?

  • AM ISRAEL CHAI! much honor to you bro

  • Thank you for help to Israel !

    Toda!

    Spasibo!

    =)

  • fuck u. ur damn israel --|--

  • i wud never post a text on this issue.. but i must say ur sarcasm is not acceptable...

  • jeje

  • your grandmother is delightful!

  • fucin idots yanks

  • ps. BABUSHKA AL IS MY IDOL, SHE ROCKS HAHA,

    by the way, when is her next video? We are on Babushka deficiency here! Anyways, can't wait to see what you are cooking up, you crazy bastard.

  • Emir Don't Go!

    Stay Here, YouTube needs you!

    But if you do go, i hope you bring that camera!

    God only knows what you will capture on video! You are awesome, be safe buddy!

    5 Stars *****

  • jews can believe in christ

  • Hope you get killed in Gaza

  • i love ur acent. lol