TV Commercial for The Bible

[Sirstingray]

True. But not that funny.

[lukeraynor85]

lmao. class..

[d4t3cHw1z]

This is so funny! Awesome work :D

[crazy4carolyn]

Awesome video! Now.., how do we get people to understand this?! (I reckon this type material is a start. Thanks for the effort!)

[BrunoMCPvideo]

1282 pages?

My edition has more than 5000!

You can't count Bible pages.

[brownbigb]

it depends on the size of your bible. a pocket size bible has more pages, because the pages are smaller. a large format bible of course has more per page, hence a lot fewer pages. hard to figure out?

[BrunoMCPvideo]

@brownbigb Who was having trouble figuring out what?

[brownbigb]

why the number of pages differ in bibles.

[BrunoMCPvideo]

@brownbigb Seems very simple to me.

The creator of this video stupidly assumes that all Bibles have the same number of pages of his edition.

Are you having trouble understanding that?

If not, go bother someone in real life. If yes, go watch Fred.

[brownbigb]

i didn't get that from the video, but it seemed from your comment that you thought so. if that's not the case than good.

[LonghairedGiraffe]

@BrunoMCPvideo call someione stupid because they got the number of pages wrong....way to retaliate

[PlanetoftheAtheists]

maybe he took the pornographic, murderous and immoral parts out?

[TheScepticism]

Bibles are made of trees. God made the trees. God made the Bible! Fuck yeah!

[SeedOfApostasy]

Most people love the environment, right?

Most Christians love the Earth that God gave us, right?

Most Christians own a Bible, right?

Bibles are made from trees, right?

Trees are a part of the environment, right?

Therefore the environment has to be torn down to make Bibles, right?

The mass production of the Bible is ruining our environment. Use trees on homes, not 2000 year old books. There is a reason its a all-time best-seller.

I'd rather read The Odyssey, though. A thousand times more.

[SeedOfApostasy]

By the way, I am not suggesting that God exists. I am just saying that for the sake of the environment and Bible production.

I am an atheist. But you probably knew that already if you know what "apostasy" means.

[DylonDaPwner]

Oh you crazy Atheist with your rationality and logic.

[nicksoccer999]

Would you mind if i posted this video around and sort of advertised it?

[mcmoogol]

No.

[mcmoogol]

You obviously do...

[DolceMtl]

heheheee!!!

[krnr]

Quotations from Chairman Mao Zedong is the best selling book of all times.

all Chinese has it. and its been selling sens 1964 thats 3 generations whom have read it of Chinese, Koreans and Vietnamese + the rest of the old communist world basically.

and now for the fourth generation to read it from the longest standing Empire in our history.

[uBeR1337gUy]

LOL, Chuckie. XD You have a total of about 30 views on your collective shitty videos that nobody cares about.

That's 29 times as many people who care about this guy's opinion than yours. So you don't have much room to speak. =D

[uBeR1337gUy]

I wasn't talking about your family. I think you're a brainless retard, not your kids.

That being said, I think it's really sad that you're trying to act all high and mighty when you took the time out of your busy life to hit 465 keys and again, make known your worthless and completely retarded opinion while flaming others.

Your own insecurities about being shitty yourself caused you to reply, which gives me a big happy smile.

And learn to fucking type. Your message was painful to read.

[uBeR1337gUy]

Having dignity isn't insulting someone and telling them their opinion doesn't matter, and I initially said the same thing you did, I just worded it differently. Is that to say you lack said dignity as well?

You passed judgment on me pretty quickly too, don't you think? Thinking I'm some sick fuck who wants to mock your children?

Anyway, you have to expect to be treated how you treat others.

[EvansRowan123]

Let's get this aired on tv. We don't even need to air it on primetime tv, air it when there's only about 100 people still up, and pretty soon it'll be on the news.

[a0eoj]

Count me in!

[quisqueyatv]

stop waisting our trees making stupid useless bibles specially america!!

[spin164]

I would die of laughter if this actually aired on a TV network.

[EnidKeat]

I really wish this commercial was on tv! So much people wouuld be mad...

I like when there is chaos

[naw28878787]

its true..so true,..you know what if I can suggest for your next video quote those verses from the " Book of God" like god riding cherubims or sex scenes in Song of Solomonor even Genesis where you have incest...

sweet mate good job!

[jsmit366]

haahahah nice

[sensualdog2]

LOL! Great!

[SaintAimless]

Love that song! Absolute drivel though? I always thought Ecclesiastes was pretty cool. And don't forget the erotic poetry in Song of Solomon! "I will climb her palm tree and take hold of her clusters" Boo-yah!

[datRock]

Hilarious!

[Fletch6]

nice!