Macc Lads - now he's a poof

[elland1979]

Classic band. Well done lads stick it right up the pc brigade!

[TirNaNigNog]

oi.

[dkproducer1]

what a legend lol

[TarZan69lelenana]

hes a poof he drinks lemonade hes a poof hes got fucking aids.... hahahahahahaha

[JEKAZOL]

He does spermy shits!!??!! LOL

[samj5664]

What does AIDS stand for?... Arse Injected Death Sentence!

[johnson0986]

i think whoever listerns to this and thinks its funny is really queer. hes a poof

[lop00pollop00pol]

get stuffed yer arse bandeeeeet! ha ha ha :D

[alfventress1]

Ah Sean and Markus from corries favourite bedtime song. Quality.

[antbasse]

fucking mint,if you dont like it go and smoke some air stickssss,

[CodyRicheson]

I've got gay friends and do not consider myself homophobic. That said, the music is catchy as all fuck and the lyrics are HILARIOUS.

[IamEVILBLANKA]

21 people are arse bandiets

[becalmned]

the evidence is written all over his bottom.

[TheJesusofkayaking]

19 puffs dislike this song.

[kennybarton1]

wish theyd make a come back !



[TheCitroenman1]

sorted

[DravenErica]

Ok I have laughed the whole way through this song and for the record I'm bi

[mrangry1960]

Id like to go on the X factor and sing this. awesome song, great band

[whangie1]

What a band of moronic, bigoted idiots. People like this are destroying our country and are responsible for the rise and rise of the BNP. Wankers.

[madcapoperator]

@whangie1 calm down dear, its only a song <3

[madcapoperator]

@whangie1 OH WHAT A DUMBASS COMPARISON!!! Mein Kampf was pushed by the Nazi government to promote their idea of twisted views on all aspects of life. The macc lads play a few punk-ish tunes with swear words in that, if anything, local councils and the british government were completely against. Im certainly no Right winger by any means but jesus, its whiney sterreotypical leftist fucks like you which make people despise the whole concept of 'tolerance'...

[whangie1]

@madcapoperator I'm not complaining about swearing it's bigotry I'm talking about.

[madcapoperator]

@whangie1 and again what the hell does it matter. y'know ive got a few gay, black and asian friends and you know what they think of stuff like this? NONE OFFENSIVE AND AMUSING FOR ITS DUMBASS QUALITIES! Take you're white liberal shit elsewhere.

[fairyheli2]

@whangie1 you must be an arse bandit

[easycopter1]

@whangie1 Listen fella, the world's a big enough place to accommodate all sorts. With all due respect, if you don't like it clear off elsewhere!

[mortuusdiligo]

@whangie1 they're a piss take band - They're taking the piss out of skinheads and racists you moron

Listen to the other songs and how offensive they are

The only people who take them seriously are in fact skinheads and people like you

Honestly? Take your Political Correctness and shove it up your arse so deep that no one will have to see it again

[mortuusdiligo]

@whangie1 no offence intended mind

[rabjake]

EH UP 17 Arse Bandit dislikes

[madscally1]

the sex pistols were choirboys compared to the macc lads. very politically incorrect but sooo funny, one of my all time favourite bands.

they are a national treasure but they upset me when they got banned from playing at the ayr pavillion, never got to see them live :(

i toast these guys every time i drink newkie broon EH UP LET'S SUP!

[Tool2142]

hes got spermy shit!!! pmsl ;)))

[thumpersj]

from a time when there was no political correct bull shit and shit stabbing was against the law arrrrrrrrrrrrr the good old days

[TEJFlashAnimations]

what the f***

[becalmned]

He's got some black bloke sleeping in his bed

[alntee]

And pour some boddies down his fuckin neck!



[easycopter1]

Y'arse BANDEEEEEEEEET!

[VikingHunter101]

had a mate, siad he was a nazi, turns out he fucked a guy few months back. dont talk to the fucker now, seig heil!

[IamEVILBLANKA]

13 people are arse bandites

[CoolioMe99]

You can't really play this on the work radio these days :) Actually, you couldn't play it in those days either !

Great tongue in cheek stuff. I love 'em :)

[AbsintheFriend]

147 like

13 don't.... the population is OK we obviously outnumber the bottom boys!

[dokkenratt]

This song always reminds me of my ex birds son. He couldn't have been more camp if he lived a fuckin tent!!!!!

[danswon]

i'm gay and i find this song hilarious

[EddyPop100]

EUROVISION WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[seamyo]

CHIPS AND FUCKIN GRAVY!

[faghag007]

I can't believe this song isn't on the best of album, 20 golden crates.

My mate who is gay was given a Macc Lads album by his brother before he came out, we often used to sing this song together.

[yorkie6687]

11 people didn't like this classic tune, GET A FUCKING LIFE CUNTS!!!

[PDIVAD]

Just sounds like Sweaty Betty

[EllStock]

MACCLESFIELD FTW!!!!!

[iaith]

Ahhh! you 'ave to laugh. Happy days

[yorkie6687]

God bless Tristram, what a fucking top band, Top marks for the Macc peeps!

[tommyau2006]

I'd have real trouble drinking a beer if I had to listen to these guys in a Pub........I'd be laughing so much as I am now

[cyberiads]

I'm a poof. From Wakefield... And I love this!!!

[LaidbackHerotyke]

@cyberiads Ur an are bandit then, limp wrist bottom boy ?

[cyberiads]

@LaidbackHerotyke Yep. I leave white stains wherever I sit!

[yorkie6687]

@cyberiads Good on you mate!

[BritAB1208]

@cyberiads

good effort mate.

[TheDpolenz]

MR WHY YOUE A FUCKING RETARD,GET OFF PDN SITE BEFORE I KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[808Oggy]

phil your so right. World wide mavericks! And they dont even know it!

[phil0and0the0vids]

these arnt just internet nob heads! these wer world wide.... when it was ok to say all this lol

[gamba88]

props from texas

[TheSnurger]

FUCKIN PROUD TO COME FROM MACC!!!

[ROBB1185]

THE MACC LADS FUCKIN RULE!!!!!!!!

[pedosintalgon]

Very classy indeed. And very philosophical. The subtext and the profound, multi-layerd metaphors are simply amazing! BRAVO! BRAVO!

[wogsbury]

"he likes his buttocks splayed" you would`t hear a lyric like that on x factor, fucking great.

[samholdsworth]

@wogsbury hahah read ur comment just as it was sung, genius

[theomen876]

macc lads are awsome speaking from england..white power

[legion0101]

LOL..these fucking guys..hahaha

greetings from canada

[koehlicool1]

Wonderful music. really classy and poetic !!!!!!!! Cheers from Germany. Macc Lads rule !!!!!! So do Lokalmatadore from Germany

[leenjo69]

good old days........................

[kjo78]

LOOOOOLLLLZ...He does spermy shits!!!!Best line in any song eveeeeeeerrrr!!!LMAO!!!!

[StretfordEnder9]

yes iiiii The Macc Lads Xmas no1 2010...agreed,especially this song lol!

[ShoeiBoy]

Get stuffed y'arse bandeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet :o)

[graviogranulio]

saw the macc lads twice in the eighties...great fuckin laugh...@mustangmartin79.. get the campaign going, that would be fucking brilliant

[jamesjshaw]

@graviogranulio so some of your posts don't get deleted then? go change the soap

[jamesjshaw]

@graviogranulio so some of your posts don't get deleted then? go change the soap

[weatherbyjnr]

legends

[hoppinonabronzeleg]

one of me best mates, he come from Macc, we used to go around fert pullin' crack, now I know it were just a farce, 'cos he's got spunk dribblin' outta his arse. He's got scabs from stalking other men, we're never goin't talk to him again. AIDS & herpes, he's gottem, the evidence is written all over his bottom. Now he's a puff, he can't handle it, now he's a puff he does spermy shit, he leaves whit estains wherever he sits!!!! Turn it up at the end, on the fade out, it's even funnier!!!!!!!

[mcwarty29]

wheres the gig at? id love to see this band

[rmdarren]

who is mutley talking about?

[Dandramere]

@rmdarren You.

[TheSkateJack]

haha thats classic!

[FrenchFriedFace]

@TheSkateJack youve got to use it!!!!

[todd0803]

Im a "poof" and i propa love this song.!

[peaceman1234567]

Apparently the news is reported that singer who was of Macc Lads has AIDS.He thought only puffs had it,but he stuck his wick up some dirty hoe`s fanny who had Aids.Nah just a joke,i`d probably laugh he he did get it.

[AlchemicalDavid]

@peaceman1234567 I'll set me fluffy puppy on ya! :D

[adamw12]

GET STUFFED YA ASS BANDITS!!

[mustangmartin79]

MACC LADS TO BE XMAS NO 1... 2010

[halloilikecereal]

@mustangmartin79 HELL YH!

[nmc9r]

@mustangmartin79 lmao i agree

[IamEVILBLANKA]

@mustangmartin79

seriously this should be really pushed for this years no 1. hope someone gets a facebook group going

[JackLUFC69]

@mustangmartin79 dint happen. LETS HOPE FOR 2011

[martinwhalley123]

he drinks lemonade! piss myself everytime i hear it. He doesen't like to feel girls tits has same effect

[pjvenner]

This is a fu**ing classic... Just think... under today's government it would probably be banned. Damn Nu-Labour Wigan Piers.

[The1AndOnlyMike]

LMFAO

[belantino1979]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha

[deanotattoo]

macc lads were fookin belter

[gaheris1234]

these guys rule lol

[beersoffire]

I'll fight all of you and win

[akastuntfish]

pre-teenage dementia

[door2yourheart]

Wonder how the rich twat singer, Muttley speaks to his clients nowadays!

They are all now in very well "rewarded", easy careers, accountants, solicitors etc.

Interesting that their real names are never available. This would have led to future discredit in their pre ordained, professional destinies!

[stokewhitenproud]

you still goin on? ain't ya got anything better to do? get a mrs and go bed, ya might enjoy it.

[door2yourheart]

Thats rich, coming from a known serial stalker and wife beater!

[stokewhitenproud]

So i'm a stalker and wife beater? Pls state your reasons behind these claims, while my next message will be your name and address and your list of convictions including the 18 months you served in prison for possessing child porn, and the 3 years you received in 1979 for molestation of a 4 years old child, sorry, don't know if the child was male or female, but i'll endevour to find out by the time i next comment

[door2yourheart]

Really? If even a tiny shred of your barmy comment were true, I would not be employed in the profession i am in. Neither would i be working in the establishment/institution i am currently in.

[stokewhitenproud]

i warned you my mrs works at a place where she can find me information on child pervs like you

[door2yourheart]

What a coincidence, i also work at a place with that facility. They would be interested in somebody who is stalking their staff.

[door2yourheart]

Yeah, OK, yawn yawn!

Now do your worst so that i can take legal action against you via my institution! One more psycho post from you, and both you and maybe your mrs are added to the case list, OK.

I have all your PMs threatening extreme violence that you have sent me for no apparent valid reason, cyber crime! You continue to stalk me even tho i have blocked you, cyber crime, OK!

This is your very last chance, i have been pretty lenient with you so far, but i strongly suggest you quit the shit

[stokewhitenproud]

like you stalk the macc lads, all I said is get a new hobby. I've better things to do than talk to muppets all day

[door2yourheart]

Really? So say i am a muppet, ok. So why the obsession about me that makes you create a new "profile", "door 2your fart", just so you can send yet another threatening, and recorded BTW, message before you are blocked once again?

"Better things to do", do you mean more victims to intimidate?

Stalk the Maccs? I haven't even posted on them for over a fucking month you sad creep!

Get a life and take more water with it!

[stokewhitenproud]

you've obviously got more people who think you're a prick than you realise, do you think you really mean that much to me i'd set up another profile on your behalf

[TheKenney81]

calm down mate. you get some proper nob heads on the internet, dont rise to it

[door2yourheart]

If you have better things to do than s"talk" to muppets all day", i suggest you modify your infantile replies to said muppets! Especially those that are prone to biting back! I don't have much time either, so why continue this pointless exercise?

BTW, i still have the option of having you visited, it was confirmed today by prison security.

[stokewhitenproud]

oooooooohhhhhhhh

[craig0david]

@door2yourheart

you sir are a fucking bra burning nimby cunt of the highest order

[door2yourheart]

@craig0david I have never burned a bra in my life, and, as a semi itinerant, i hardly qualify as a nimby. As for being a cunt, well it all depends on ones personal perception of cunt. To many people a cunt is useful. In your case, i suspect that it isn't!

[stokewhitenproud]

Write shit about me, wife beater stalker? then don't cry when ya get shit wrote back about ya. And I offered ya an organised boxing match for charity ya prick

[door2yourheart]

I have all your messages and comments on file, as i am obliged to do. All your stalking activity on here, and all the evidence of your violent tendencies.

"Organised"? I don't remember that! I just have a record of your threats of violence. How does 2 years sound?

[stokewhitenproud]

muppet

[stokewhitenproud]

do two years on my head mate

[ProfanityJames]

Two years on yer knees more like - Gobble gobble.

[TheKenney81]

hahaha fuckin hell. your quite the hated man on here. who and how have you made people this pissed off man?

[stokewhitenproud]

all a bunch of muppets mate, all mouth and no action. Pissed em off cause i don't sit back and listen to their inane comments

[ProfanityJames]

Another one you offered a charity boxing match eh? Those AIDS charities will be coining it in - Shame the virus claimed your old man before he could see the benefits.

[stokewhitenproud]

yep, and another pussy who's got mouth but no balls wouldn't accept, or are you going to surprise me and take me up on it

[ProfanityJames]

Don't be stupid, we're not going to meet you for a bum.

[door2yourheart]

Don't mistake tolerance for weakness! Your time is well and truly up!

Tolerance is part of my job, due to the diverse issues of my clients. Weakness has no part in it!

[stokewhitenproud]

i sent you my number ages ago

[door2yourheart]

Yeah, thanks, its in my dossier on you.

[craig0david]

fucking pc brigade bra burning lesbian this 1

as sang by the legendary macc lads

'You can cook, you can fuck, you could do the washing up, now I've had enough,

Go on, fuck off, get stuffed.'

silly tart

[door2yourheart]

Please can you explain what the fuck you are going on about!

It's just that i am male and defo not a lesbian!

Also, please explain when you are sober please so we may all understand!

Don't expect an instant reply, OK!

[stokewhitenproud]

you''re a proper plank you are, or have ya been havin a go at the beatles for not living in a yellow submarine as well

[dwarfbayne]

their names are available: (-_-)

* Muttley McLad (Tristan O'Neill) - Vocals, bass, lyrics * The Beater (Geoffrey Conning) - lead guitarist, vocals * Stez Styx (STeve Hatton)- Drums, guitars. * Philip "Fast Fret" McCavity ( Philip Turner) - Guitar, backing vocals * Al O'Peesha (rPeter Bossley) - Guitar Died in 2005 in Stoke on Trent. * Cheeky Monkey ( Percy Perkins) - Drums * Chorley the Hord ( Charles Moore) - Drums * Winston Dread ( Kevin Hooper) - Drums

[door2yourheart]

Oh, ok thanks for that, but i stalked that info weeks ago and then fell asleep! Thanks anyway for your enthusiastic efforts!

[SpamBanjo]

haha your not looking very well. For example Muttley's (lead singer) real name was Tristan LOL

[door2yourheart]

Yeah, ok thanks for bothering to take the time, from all of us!

[leeham987]

great band!!

[grantg60]

Great lyrics.

[arlanda7]

How sad...

[WildmanBorneo]

Classic !

[adewashere]

the fuckin macc lads rule

[stubgrub]

fuckin tune and band the lyrics to this song are the best ev er

[slashstu]

Awesome :D

[luketav]

hahahahahha

fucking classic

[regipunk1]

bunch of uni wankers.probly faggots all of em.dirty fuckers

[eddievile]

Fuckin hell are you serious? Macc Lads uni wankers?

not much of a punk are ya? this band is part of UK punk folklore.

[regipunk1]

do some research BOY! and by the way i was a punk when you were just a wank stain in yer dads pants you cheeky little cunt.you wont be a punk in 25 yrs time. now fuck off!!!!!

[acepokerplayer]

regipunk=green day fan,lol,moron..regispunkstain more like and green day are as punk rock as you are a punk rocker so fuck off

[regipunk1]

fuckin hate green day wanna meet up fuck face ANYTIME cmon shit head!!!!! but you wont will ya. cos ur a coward aint ya faggot!

[acepokerplayer]

you right regispunk i wont meet you because i am not a homosexual,your punk alright,somebodies punk,oi is this song about you?

[caoimhghain]

eh up.

[ecksact]

As long as you apologise then....result! Macc Lads, beer? What more do you want? Maybe Beer And Chips And Sex And Gravy or something similar?

[mermackrel]

fuk nearly 3am sunday pissed as a cunt

but annoying the neighbours with sum macc lads will hav 2 do sum apologising 2moro afternoon

[smoothcoops]

where the fuck is da vid!!

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[chevvylover]

pour some Boddies down his fuckin neck. lol

[eshysaline]

bring back the macc lads fukin top lads

[radgedcunt48]

hahahaha should reform botty bashers seem to think bummings a normal activity, bring the lads back!

[touchofcloth]

Tristan!!!!! He does sound quite posh on the TV news segment. Cover's blown. I'm still a massive fan but can never quite think of them the same now. Fucking Tristan???

[thechriswheelie]

Tristan O'Neill, aye. Dunno about the university wankers bit, but they did start off at a well posho skool (can't remember the name of it just now). And they were certainly right unfriendly snobs at that gig. Real shame. I've left a similar posting on another vid and already been told they could "have me anyday" and been called a shirt-lifting c***". Don't people go weird on youtube with their safe abuse? I was only telling it like it was... Wot a laff!

[thechriswheelie]

I was bitterly disappointed by Tristan and his chums when I played a gig with 'em years ago. One of the most arrogant, stand-offish, unfriendly bands I've ever met. And, don't believe the hype, lightweight shandies to boot.

[ProfanityJames]

I heard Muttley's real name was Tristan or Tristram or sumat and they're all speccy university wankers. Is it true then?

[Hardysamnin]

Epic 10/10

[metalfoff]

Fuck me this brings back some drunken memories,genius.

[hussey2k9]

now hes a puff he cant handle it!

[daymo19]

They had a shop in macc called hectic house when it closed due to demolition for the last few weeks they changed the sign for one saying bell-end cheddar I passed it as a few old ladies were outside saying "that cheese shop's never bloody open" Typical macc!!!!

[Pierre61]

Hehe, excellent .... I once made the mistake of ruffling Belly's hair at the Hurricane club in Oldham. ... He pulled his fist back at the last minute ... and that was before you could sue folk for twattin ya :)

[stevo1878efc]

Fucking ace!

[snelleeddy10]

The Spitfire.....car

[snelleeddy10]

Greetz from Belgium!!

[jfsoul68]

he leaves white stains wherever he sits ha ha ,get em back together on BRITAINS GOT TALENT (it's 3 yes,s) they could write a song bout that bird on there thats never had a shag and she is in her 40,s now that would be funny

[CosmoxYRik]

He's does spermy shits.

Fucking genius.

[bwfc75]

btw All the songs they made are loosely based on people they new or on experiences them boys had..