Jake and Amir: Resolutions

[RyanMontalvoMusic]

it's weird to think this video came out after they changed the ending sound is the guitar

[Go1dPanda]

.... how do you figure?

[silentshot42]

ewww i was eating during this video!

[bonzwah1]

hmmm, eating lunch while watching jake and amir has made lunch more difficult

[leoarg92heavy]

I love the outtakes

[Videos4theabsurd]

I always find myself eating when amir tends to throw up or do something gross lol.

[limput2]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA I LOVE THIS

[TheDevilyouDontknow1]

Love the Guy strolling in at 1:04

[WoahlyCow]

"Usually I have more and keep none, so I feel this is an APPROVEment"

[hellzyeahism]

ahahahaha i just now noticed that he is reading euripdes...

[CanadianFighter2k]

You Can Hear The Puke Hitting Tin Foil.

[Tyinizer]

what is cloud gaming? XP



[TheEagleEnigma]

lol @ jake read euripides.

[KCice1]

He just Snuked! almost as bad as juking. or snarting

[jordanneil23]

Yum, oatmeal.

[OokamiCashaII]

"THATS your problem."

"You got puke on your chin."

"Oh..thats my problem..."

[zackattack229]

0:32 <-- click here

[MrDrBanoosh]

this is definitely one of the funniest ones

[ROBZILLA2112]

jakes reading ancient greek plays

[pol9349884]

epic book flip for the wolf

[AliMan95]

so hard to drink while trying to watch this went all over the monitor its not nice

[PlainWhiteTGrl]

Replaying it

[PlainWhiteTGrl]

Im laughing sooo hard! I keep

[LonelyIsland321]

Maaaan! I was eating :S

[TheMightyVisions]

does jake and amir have a spreadshirt website or something for their shirts?!?

[xXxWhaThEndingsxXx]

xD I'm eating oatmeal right now too...

[araz4561]

.....Fuck, I was eating oatmeal.

No, I didn't puke it up. Twice. I choked on it laughing. -w-

[guitarboy1171]

this was uploaded on my b-day :D

[thisis26]

I just laughed outrageously loud....sitting in a silent study area....where I'm not studying... I REGRET NOTHING! XD

[MrDalmation17]

@thisis26 Fucking dsame

[chunt3131]

ewwwwwwwwwww that was nasty! i almost threw up into my root beer.!

[VaPor21Guns]

fuck i was eating xD

[delllatituded830]

Jonah Hill, I WILL FUCK YOUR MUM WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

[enemie4]

best ever!

[DANIELTHEGREATSTUDIO]

LOL! O

[merrik96]

I have the weirdest boner right now...

[hellzyeahism]

@merrik96 ...um... what?

[ninjafreak32]

@merrik96 is it crooked?

[annacccccccccc1234]

thumbs up if you are in love with Amir!!!

[CriketNeeResponse]

lol i was eating while watching this and still couldnt help but laugh....thats when the choking started

[Lordoftheringsfan01]

God i want to hit Amir.

[MetalowyAsshole]

"you're overreacting" xDDD

[summerbarbie07]

the guy in 1:03, you no why he is gone? because he heard amir puking and saw it and puked too.

[domanddev]

i cant stop watching the puke sneeze. its to funny

[MadWalrus97]

Gees i was eating!

[xXFigsyXx]

ERGEHRRGWHAUGRBWEHUR *pukes*  if and ONLY!

lol... he doesn't care

ERGHGBBRBERBBRBHGHERRRR! *puke*

wtf??

[sa99miy]

god damn it! i was sucking dick for god's sake !

[endmostdavis]

i was eating biscuits and gravy... and kept on eating...

[FireAllen97]

Why did he puke?????? Im confused. Seriously two times???????????? GROSS

[HalsoftL]

Jake and amir. Must end someday, but for some reason want it forever.

[MrEvasn]

Oh SHIT , I WAS EATING PIZZA FOR GOD SAKE.

GOD DAMIT !

[rshweky9]

@MrEvasn lol so was i!!!

[GiggityGook]

LOL XD

[rjoc239]

I had this idea that I could play video games while listening to Jake & Amir but lemme tell me somethin'; try listening to Amir puke WITHOUT looking. Yeah. I failed that quest.

[pandora3579]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. This vomit doesn't even gross me out.

[Craigluver809]

I watched this video while eating

WORST. IDEA. EVER.

[SmackThatKittyMan]

this is my favorite one!

[JonesCharlesbond]

@SmackThatKittyMan agree

[arvindev100]

I stayed up 4 hours watching them !

[shashankmankotia]

some of these videos are seriously disturbing !

[ToxicSorrows]

I love how the start makes relates to the title then they just totally go off topic.

[kaseybella05]

This and Water are my very favorites.

[crumbybullet]

577 people got puke sneezed at them

[PeaceOfTruth]

lol I love how Jakes looks like he is gonna laugh any minute.

[jakerman11]

Love the part where he pukes

[DiamondMinecrafter]

Did anyone notice the platypus on Jake's shirt?

[MsExLibirs]

I find it hilarious that Jake is reading Greek tragedies...

[MrHoldenMcrotch]

The puke is actually chewed up wheet-bix with milk.

[RaNdOmJaCkO]

You know what Amir's dad did for a New Year Resolution? He freakin' moved

[OJProductions2009]

god bless you literally fell of my chair laughing

[MrDudeface23]

you just sneezed puke into my face

[kataklysmkitty]

who reads euripides for fun??

[15year0ld]

@kataklysmkitty me

[purpleninja4everz]

Amir ate too many chicken nuggets

[lolVideoDude]

This is so funny I love these guys.

[PrairieRockz]

Amir is so pudgy here lol

So cuuuuuuute!

[jenanjeha]

I dont understand why he was throwing up, lmao!!

[LaurynsAdviceChannel]

Was I the only one who was impressed about how Amir through Jake's book while he was sitting up?..beacuase to me that was hella cool! :)

[OneFiftyProtect]

does he legit throw up?!

[gammoregan]

@OneFiftyProtect It's probably like pancake batter mixed with some chunky food or something.

[OneFiftyProtect]

@gammoregan ewwww ahaha

[MomDoingYou]

thumbs up if you watch the video twice and laught your ass off both of the times

[smally809]

@MomDoingYou If you're gonna watch the video 2 times, just watch it once.

If you're gonna watch the video 2 times, watch it once.

[jykell117]

Is he sick? Jake could get a disease...

[nativehoney1606]

if you're gonna (insert verb) twice, just (insert verb) once.

if you're gonna (insert verb) twice, just (insert verb) once.

[Bob21150]

I had to be eating spring rolls with tartare sauce while watching amir puke

[summerbarbie07]

@Bob21150 best combo right?

[SuperDevoted]

I think this is my favourite Jake and Amir episode! :)

[bellyzbad]

he is soo unhealthy

[Pr3fixProducts]

I fucking love collegehumor.. i was literally laughing my ass off for whole 5 minutes ... they either make me smiley or laugh my ass off ALL THE TIME

[ZiomASek300]

OMFG MID VIDEO 30 SECOND ADVERT, FUCKING REALLY?

[Greatscott0420]

sounds like scooby at 0:10

[SurfChick545]

My stomach! I CAN'T EVEN! AHAHAHAH

[FionaCullen7]

Oh my god, I just laughed so much and I don't even know why.

[TheUnP0ssible]

why are they making amir gross he was funnier wen he was just funny

[ok2431]

wekkkkk Just like Kenney.. OMG They kill Kenny

[Ritztro]

Hardest I have ever laughed in this series so far.

[theo0271]

my fav episode!!! :D

[snipergod01293]

i have the weirdest boner rite now...

[teacupika]

is it gross that I suddenly want oatmeal?

[KISSawesome]

@teacupika yes very lol

[coolycha101]

I almost threw up after this

[JamespaulHarrison]

is it normal to after watching a shitload of Jake and Amirs, to start to act like amir?

[Fishareus]

I love the little awkward moment they have at :45

[ZhouFantastic]

They have so much oatmeal at Collegehumor.

[topper253]

quick! go up, your missing the video!

[SuperNBAMixtape]

@topper253 actually....i didnt miss the video thanks to the stupid ad :/

[xonatman]

keep pressing 3 hahaha

[xxTaKe2xx]

0:53 jake almost laughs

[NHlovesMCR]

amir should be dying anytime now....

[MansourJuve]

i was eating ! but its ok

[GreeenGiantt]

he looks so young in the thumb nail

[NintendoWizard24]

my first episode of j&a fell's good looking back on all the hours i wasted we'll now to continue my j&a marathon

[brs121094]

my brother once said:

"i used to get exited about new years resolutions, but i wouldnt keep them. then i realized i dont have to wait till the end of the year to change anything" XD

[StormTheFuture]

Best episode! :)

[OssmOpossum]

Press 4 or 7 for continuous puking

[TECpeds94]

WOW a 720p video

[dcs290]

1:00 WHAT THE FUCK

it sounded jsut liek coppercab when he said WHATZAFUWASDAT?????!!~!~!

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

@crapplebum you sir, have the best username i have ever seen. Congratulations. *clap*

[killjoy131]

haha, dunno if anyone noticed, but he does count when jake sneezes(114)

AMIR!

[awsomeboy231]

anyone else think jake and amir should have their own channel/

[Sydberg]

wow every time I eat, they do this...

[rshweky9]

ok this is the last one... after 5 more

[reallyflasshy]

When amir puked, i felt this wet drip in my knee and i freaked out while I was laughing. Weird feeling

[paradoxin7]

I can't breathe

[brittanylolkitty]

@paradoxin7 You can't breate and yet the fist thing you do is type it in on you-tube? lol

[Tiagnas]

press 5 for epic face change

press 6 for Jake yipping (wierd)

press 7 (repeatedly) for fucking gross....

[TheMedievalHamster]

almost that one sotuthpark episode when they shit out there mouths...and kept talking....but tis is more random

[TheShadoKnite]

Hold 4 for hardcore beatboxing and spastastic head bobbing.

[spearworld6]

Last day of school, must finish Jake and Amir.

[360Nightbringer]

this video makes me feel ill

[Tobias5505]

I was hoping Jake would look down and see that the vomit had disappeared. Amir would make something like that happen.

[Raider768]

Finding a Jake and Amir you haven't seen is like finding that one French fry at the bottom of the bag. It's awesome.

[HolyFuckiTzGezus]

I CANT EVEN LIKE THE TOP COMMENT IM LAUGHING SO HARD HAHAHA XD!!!!!11

[JohnLockeism]

"Clean what up... my PUKE?"

"Yeah..."

Hahahahahahahhahaha!!!

[3286headshot]

1:05 was that a second jake behind amir??

[uknichu]

that was so fucking funny...

[waspjerk1]

Lol Amir looks like McLovin

[shibukisama]

0 Resolutions / 9 = 0%

0 Resolutions / (Some Number > 9) = 0%

[pompinho90]

They should be so much longer!

[JadedStar01]

Random thing to bring up, but according to an old CH article, Amir's... 2005th? New Year's resolution was 800x600.

I respect him so much more now.

[brighttalon61]

lol 'u just sneezed puke into my face'

[LightGreenMarker]

if you're gonna throw up twice, just throw up once.

if you're gonna throw up twice, just throw up once.

[demonFanEv]

@LightGreenMarker i don't get it...why do people always do that lol? Please explain :)

[imag1291]

@demonFanEv It's from an episode of Hardly Working. The episode is called 60s Day. /watch?v=sxFe9bwHz04

[alexman9000]

@imag1291 thanks man, i'v been wondering aboutthat for like, ever.

[JoshLikeCrazy]

@LightGreenMarker copy

[AAtripleB]

@LightGreenMarker haven't heard on of these in a while

[MultiLightining]

(press 4 and 7 for my reaction towards jb)

[petrolacosaurus]

genius

[TheBlondeNation]

Hahahahahahaha lmao!

[AcridPeter]

Press 4 for the popping sound at the beginning of the vom.

[altairPWK]

@AcridPeter lol ew! :D

[dosmart]

i was eating :D

[xDejahx]

"Shhh.... talk is cheap." XD

[keir193]

that part where amir keeps talking after he puked is exactly what a girl i know did at a bar lol

[MegaTight011]

Have I not...seen this episode?

-_-

Good thing its a funny show

[oakiekid10]

hahahah< he puked and kept on talking like nothing happened and was disguisted at the fact to clean it up, lol

[HalomasterA69]

uuuubbuuuaaahhh

[MrCoww]

Favorite Jake and Amir.

[LifetimePicturesLtd]

I was laughing since the first puke, it increased at the second, then I fell off the chair when he sneezed... I was dying of laughter!!!

[DeceptionistGaming]

haha,omg,never gets old when he pukes, and sneezes on his face! hahahaha

[Be1smaht]

diguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuusting lol

[undertyped1]

lol, if and only if

[jirosei8]

go to 0:55 for a wtf.

[trivium666fan]

Pres 7 repeatedly.

[SillyOne01]

press 4 repeatedly xD

[natsays9]

*sigh* I had to be eating breakfast while I watched this one.

[Mish3aaL13]

i think i smell the puke :|