TED DANSON

[Groukyraza]

It's scary to see him smile...

[corneliab]

The fact that the video is zooming to a completely nondescript portion of the picture makes it all the more sublime

[heyj64]

LOL YTMND!

[JMB129]

I might be wrong but this sounds like the song from one of the levels of Duck Tales the Nintendo game.

[Hayzyhaze94]

hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha fucking YES!

[constantlygardening]

aaaaah this is amazing!

[micshaz]

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CHRISTMAS SLOW ZOOM VERSION

[daveKoRnfan]

lol i laugh every time i see this ever since i first seen it on ytmnd

[TheXerxes004]

This explains it all. All hail the Danson.

[jaa5289]

danson by myself 

[freqimann]

ted danson raped my cow!

[DAtNizzaYOuKnOw]

OOHHH FUCK ITS THE SUICIDAL TUNE MUTE IMMEDIATLY!!!!!!!!!

[Terrakinetic]

Damn it Becker!

[oshyria]

duck hunt game for NES space theme?

[RickyDlfc]

bad vid

[Dansonism]

@RickyDlfc thanks for the insightful criticism.

[irol711]

wtf is this shit

[Dansonism]

@irol711 it's Pokemon the Movie part 1 of 12 starring Ving Rhames

[irol711]

@Dansonism hahahaha yea?

[Funkdefence]

@Dansonism could you upload the rest please?

[SectorZombie]

@Dansonism LOL

[TheSadAmerican]

I am outradged at how bad the music to this was. Alvin and his chipmunk pals have nothing on this strident crap.

[syxbysyx]

Another white male racist defended by Whoopie Goldberg.

[Dansonism]

@syxbysyx An absurd claim.

[micshaz]

3 months since my last view, i have returned for spiritual guidance. danson never fails

[dryce]

what's the song called?

[tbarba2]

congratulatoins sir you officially have the coolest video of all youtube videos, FUCKING AWESOME!!

[piterful92]

all love ted danson. ted danson killed gollum and jack black.

[Neofin7]

Ted Danson killed Chuck Norris

[micshaz]

someone make a wikipage about dansonism!!!!!

[vega92]

not even ted danson can save you now!

[Zombii300]

Make sure to watch in High Quality, it makes everything so much more enjoyable.

[booshoe2000]

Roybertito's anyone?

[suterusu123]

Wow, after 102 comments never did i see "YTMND" Which is where the meme started. ytmnds usually feature Danson as a godlike figure and the creator of "Dansonism", he also frequently appears shopped into other ytmnds

[vega92]

o.o 0.0 '.' o0o

[DonAntonijo]

Finally I know there was always one god for me... Ted Danson!

[uitblazenindepijp]

Ted Danson was not on Taxi, was he?

[Dansonism]

Yes, he played Danny DeVito.

[divinityzoo]

Explain to me why my cock is so hard?

[8thstreetdropsoulja]

the sperm in your scrotum want to get out of the penis, therefore a rush of sperm go to the tippy tip of your penis, therefore making it erect, you my friend, are sexually aroused by this tune, me too....

(wink, wink)

[SuperHeroLego]

Because ted danson is the mutha fuckin man

[PatroniFan]

Ted I think you're hot. I've always wanted you.

[oldschoolgood]

Ted.....Stupid people piss me off.

[mkl62]

Ted will be appearing on Live with Regis and Kelly this Monday.

[tomtheshaman]

Ted Dansion<0

[MikuMech]

This video still leaves me in tears of joy.

[segaherman]

Chimmy chonga for the wind ted dancen

[ssslate]

chimmy chongas ftw

lol

[segaherman]

I DNT GET IT SOME ONE SPLANE PLEAS =]

[zrhorner]

This is the most amazing thing ever.

[ironlotus76]

WOOT TED DANSON FOR THE WIN!!

YEAHHHH!

[ironlotus76]

TED DAAANNNSSOOOONN!

[danmiers]

the song is from ducktales nintendo game. the outerspace part.

[gamebozco]

what on earth is this 8bit song, it's so CATCHY!!!

[Cj31mpsha]

Chuck Norris is Ted Danson In Disguise

[waltermg1]

lol ima get 10293 thumbs down but uh chuck noris

[LARUCUS]

i dont get it...

[xxxfarsixxx]

this is just so lol

u sick man hahaha

[Christoninov]

ok wtf... whats the big deal about ted danson.. i mean im worshiping him.. but i dont know why.. can some1 xplain?!?!?!?

explain the joke. (or if one really exists)

[MikuMech]

There is no joke. There is only Danson.

[Christoninov]

Thank you fellow worshiper...I now see the error of my ways, hopefully Danson will forgive me for my doubts.

[Waddleduck64]

Thanks to this video, I remembered something really important! :D

... And now I forgot it again.

[wavyglanbles]

Ted Danson is just incredible. God is too small a title for him, he's that great!!!!

[jackyboy777666]

In Ted we trust! I've finally seen the light...'Say hallelujah!'

[TERRyHUANd]

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[benrad2002]

THIS IS EVEN MORE INTERESTING THAN THAT TIME I MET TED DANSON!-Peter Griffin

[alicecoop9009]

I just gotta smile when I hear this song.

[PatroniFan]

I have to say that I really do like Ted Danson. I think he's hot.

[dallegre]

what song thsi is lol

[maddog317]

plz give tell me the name off the song

[summerr17]

ohh OBEY TED DANSON

[MikuMech]

Man, why does one need threats in order to willingly obey Ted? How could you not happily lay down your life for Ted *not like you'd need to, though- Ted is invincible and will only choose to leave his mortal shell on his own accounting- just like Jesus but realer and cooler*?

All hail Ted! He is our benevelent Lord!

[ninjuggalo1877]

wtf is with the music from the duck tales nes game??

[micshaz]

isn't it obvious!

[micshaz]

i watched it in HQ because it made me feel closer to ted

[Swatdog15]

hahahahahahahahahah wtf???? ALL HAIL TED DANSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[baerumsverk23]

bullshit !!!!!!!!!!

[xSilentWalrusx]

they should make a video

Ted Dansen

Like ted Danson and caramel dansen or whatever

[Mrarmageddon8]

He looks like Marv from Sin City.

[Gindelbi]

Rockdanson!

[xSilentWalrusx]

5/5

This compelling story of loss, love and bloodshed is a true marvel!!!!

HEIL DANSON

[fatdogwiggle]

Its some NES game I played alot when I was Little but I cant remember...DUCK TALES MOON LEVEL

[fatdogwiggle]

Its some NES game I played alot when I was Little but I cant remember...

[imcool021]

what song is this

[BigDumbJerk]

Becker eats soggy weiners

[BigDumbJerk]

Becker sucks sweaty nuts

[travis6240]

this video is flawless...check out his son in the video "rape inc."

[ravenfan666]

whats with the ducktales song with ted danson i dont get it lol

[JonasPlanck]

I have seen the face of true evil.

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva]

Yeah, that bastard who owns the restaurant above Cheers.

[alicecoop9009]

ted danson is one nice guy..

[GamerUntouch]

If lordo ted danson and mr t teamed up the could defeat the sun

[Waddleduck64]

=O 41 ratings & 41 comments!

Well, this is comment #42, so I guess I should rate it too ;) 5/5 of course °v°

[Th3Mobster]

ahhhh i came =O

[kepledon]

Danson gave the world boobs. I thank him every day while pooping.

[Dansonism]

danson has natural JJs

[nerdzoltan]

You sir are an equivicated filibuster! And therefore, you get NOTHING!

[Dansonism]

lololoolololololoololoolooollo­

[Imamonkey123]

turtles

[Dansonism]

gabbalay

[MyNextSuspAccount]

This video is a sign from God, I mean Ted Danson and I shall worship it.

[MikuMech]

Praise the Lord and pass the amunition, baby! Danson and Lando are here to rock your socks off and take you to a land of Epicness!

[prairiedogeric10]

Hello filibuster

[Dansonism]

:) PDE10, hello!

[MEGAXSTU]

Love this actor.

And the music is from where?

[Dansonism]

The moon level theme from Ducktales for NES

[BlackHaxor]

Love that music

[imansky]

wtf

[watzy13]

fuckin great

[ninenmoebius]

epic win

[MOUPIMOUPI]

Unlike the other gods, Ted Danson actually helps you before you die <3

[Dansonism]

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[Waddleduck64]

you're totally right.

[megamarksuperhero]

Hey, it's god!

[flamingjchicken]

um dude are u crazy? or u just takeing the mick?

[Dansonism]

A bit of both, I guess =]

[flamingjchicken]

lol x2

[thimoneus]

It's that guy from Body Heat!

[SSLeonidas]

Ok Danso, apologies for the dragonforce comments. This is quite fucking hilarious wd :)

[aj61188]

Mr. Danson cured my AIDS, and erectile dysfunction. I also grew and infinity money tree.. He is my new GOD

[Dansonism]

Danson flies through space in a throne made of diamonds and platinum.

[Hjortdal]

OMG! :O I OBEY <3

[MikuMech]

Danson brought my old hamster Chumbles back to life because I watched this video and favorited it. BELIEVE IN DANSON AND PROSPER

[AkumaXoXTenshi]

Hey dude, awesome vid, 5 starred, lol!

[robman17]

This video should be flagged as TOO HOLY FOR OUR EYES

[jadabingoadf]

God, I saw this video a week ago.

Since then I got an interview, a job offer, my girlfriedn bought me some clothes, and my drain suddenly became unclogged.

Thank you Danson :)

I am at your service

[Dansonism]

Ted Danson is pleased he could be of service

[Hjortdal]

Omg... THE SONG :O

[beatsalgado]

But the Music???

Where did It come from!!

[Dansonism]

Ducktales game for the NES, the Moon level

[OathkeeperXIII]

Oh I used to have that game! it's so fun!

[Bennapher]

I don't get this but it's so funny

[Dansonism]

i love danson

[tkx7]

nice Ken Burns effect zooming in on Ted Danson's collar

[darren123m]

danson has 12 castles and came up with the colour green

[darren123m]

oh man i love this music whats it called and where do i get it from all hail danson

[Dansonism]

Ducktales Moon level theme NES. search that and it wont be too hard to find :)

[darren123m]

im gona go dansom crazy tonight where is the church of dansonism !!!!

[Dansonism]

every building is a church of dansonism, he is the king of all!

[darren123m]

I shall follow in his words of wisdom and thou shall go to a place were everyone knows your name

[Dansonism]

theyre always glad you came

[darren123m]

it says in the book of danson he took care of a child with two others therefore we all shall follow in the footsteps of danson and live up to our responsibilties as good men lets hum the danson hymm moonlevel from the mighty ducktails!

[Dansonism]

danson invented space.

[darren123m]

danson invented the internet

[Dansonism]

he carved the moon using only a blunt butter knife and a stone statue of john goodman

[darren123m]

ted danson invented 20 bensons and sratched the first viynal

[maddingo12]

I fucking love this NES song.

[blazemore]

shit son it's TEd DANSon

[getoffahmahlawn]

LOL

[Dansonism]

ted approves

[IHATESY0UTUBE]

what the hall was that

[Dansonism]

THE FUCKING DANSON THATS WHO!

[Dansonism]

HELLO IM YOUR GOD JOIN NOW OR BE CRUSHED