GREEN MACHINE

[sgcwproductions1]

maybe the worsts song ever

[monster9600]

i love men at work!!!

[LizardsUnleashed]

i love to do fun stunts on those things!! :D

[istabyouinthefacenow]

oh my god! my friend Nick use too have one of those, memories:D

[MrDJPlankFace]

Drove one of these down a hill at like 40 mph, tried to turn off onto some grass and it just kept spinning and i ended up busting my head off a car. ouchy!

[fbsg13]

song's name please?

[caverf15]

.___.



[fbsg13]

What's song's name please

[blackdogbaiter]

just a good dad getting involved with his kids... i dont see why he should be made fun of

[matthewm04]

haha anyone remember the impossible green machine?

[superdrewster98]

when is it my turn dad???

[MRmcCreepyDude]

yep. i remember my first beer.

[wiime22]

Song is who can it be now by men at work

[SkyBlu001]

lol this guy is legend.. that is all!

[musicmacker1]

too big for that

[JoeK2000]

the weight limit is 200 pounds

[smsmonk]

Green Machine is awesome! I rode my first one last night drinking a beer in my hand while peddling that badass machine doing 180'! AND I ONLY WIPED OUT ONCE!

[nzSkitzo]

good song choice!

[SUPERMARIOTECH]

ooops daddy can i ride now

[245SportsFan]

Cr85 engine, custom mount, sprocket on front wheel with chain.... Oww

[cheatman05]

aaah lol

[runninonempiy]

So glad they brought these back..I had one in 1977

[asasin864]

cool drifting xD

[asasin864]

cool drifting :D ;) xD .

[asasin864]

cool drifting :D ;) xD

[TheWickedtermites]

gayy



[tikibuddy25]

sick soong

[isSHEEPMANimmortal]

im sorry, was that an "I heart cornhole" t-shirt!?!?!?! lol

[japsukka321]

I have no idea why i'm watching this...

[kh202lover]

Thumbs up if you think this guy looks like Julian from Trailer Park Boys

[brendondeere2000]

Get a life

[riotman248]

i have one of those and i love it

[TheSaulodtbn]

man sees you grow older you do not have this

[2ZIGG]

ITS GROWN UP CARTMAN



[RCNINJAKINECTFREAK]

ah i had so much fun riding that around toys r us i went threw all of the Ailes

[RCNINJAKINECTFREAK]

ah i had so much fun riding that around toys r us i went therw all of the Ailes

[RCNINJAKINECTFREAK]

ah i had so much fun riding that around toys r us i went therw all of the iles

[SirJewbacca]

these are so scary when your going down a steep hill with no brakes and only one steering bar thing. guaranteed crash at the bottom :P

[outdooresman75]

and you got with a girl how?

[chrizllpz247]

I have one and its awsome...



[MrBeautifulba1]

This is why WW2 was fought. Thank god we can ride around on green plastic made in China. Awesome. Millions of years of evolution has led to this moment in time. This is why we have nuclear weapons, so that we can ride around on green plastic that will one day become toxic waste for your stupid grandchildren to breathe in. Kill your tv and awaken your inner samurai,

[viscountalpha]

I'd just like to see one just slightly bigger with a wider wheel base for stability.

[0triscon47]

i remember wen i usta smoke crack

[goansc]

when my dad took my bike i was always scared of it breaking. Time stood still as my bike creaked and squatted until my dad gave it back

[alleyd56]

i used to have one and it was AWESOME!

[lausi96]

which song is it??

[navapy]

That green machine is ready to snap in half

[jamesflynn1999]

ITS GREEN ITS CLEAN ITS MEAN xD

[BrutusJones]

I'm 52, man , I remember when the big wheel came out in the mid sixties. . . makes me want to build a bigger version of it.

[xHaTcHeTmAnNx420x]

so thats where my green machine went....

[STATiKoSHOKo]

i had one as a kid. i power slid that shit the back wheel came off and i shattered my elbow.:(

[uchiha7443]

legit



[Poodleinacan]

spin that green machine!

[energizer12233]

ahh..the benefits of being unemployed..

[MrElgoog123]

Those things are soo fun :D

[dakota5950]

COOL,BUT TRY GOING A LITTLE FASTER NEXT TIME 

[dakota5950]

COOL,BUT TRY GOING A LITTLE FASTER NEXT TIME :D

[residentevilleon3]

00:23 to 00:26 , get wrecked hahaha

[chrstnsnyder17]

nice green whele

[BoggleDongMongerFlog]

Royce is a gay name

[qdoom102]

i bet the kid was like gtfo my toy

[hunleysfarmer]

woooo fun ohh damn cramp !!

[killmypain666]

That brings back some memories. 

[basketballbros33]

i have the new one! its fun!!!!

[cjfaelnar]

a good father son moment at 0:25 ^_^

[althebunny]

please tell me that wasnt a vintage model

[LordZacknafien]

OMFG he still has that!!!???...Dude Mine was TRASHED back when the plastic tires were all worn out from Years doin spinouts and ramp jumping in the Middle of the driveway whare I lived at!!!.

Dudos to the Old man still liven his old childhood LOL.

Man this brings back alot of memories!!.

[status312]

drunk idea?

[sticksrossi]

I still like the BIG WHEEL BETTER 'cause you could SLAM on the brakes with your FEET...not your hands!

[SuperStbrown]

lol i had one of dose but it broke

[soul111smasher]

People always make fun of green machines untill you remind them that new tyres are hundreds of dollars, new green machine wheels are like 20. And they say royce is the fool

[bmxingsheep]

youre a pro

[bmxingsheep]

no offence but arent you a little over the weight limit

[StrawberryGl0w]

Wish I had one of those XD

[ellaesmenthedosa]

I'm supprised that the Green Machine didn't "Lean with it, Rock with it"! XD

[sauermilchb]

im 24 and i lov them things cause im skinny and only 5'8 i had a blast goin down hill on it in Wv. the kids where i use to live hated me casue i hoged it al the time. lmao

[Nirklas]

You're awesome

[Mr427OSAILE]

can you say............PAUL BLART 2?

[VotoSilvioBerlusconi]

ahahahaahaahaha LoL!!!

hi from Berlusconi's country!!! (^_^)

[Order115]

OMG LOOK ITS CARTMAN !

[ITRIPOVERMYCOCK]

Just remember that his children will remember this many years from now and it makes it all worth it..

[bubima100]

where i can order it?

[ReneeNme]

Get off of there you big boob. lol. Rawk on man.

[B00MH0]

.....why does this have 1 million views?

[toews1999]

fayul i could du dat wen i wazz 6 and ur like 70!!!!!

[Shotcaller71]

where can I buy one ?

[antondermartin]

how the hell did this get that many views

[sory24712]

i do 3/60 on it

[MediaWatchDawg]

When gas hits $4 a gallon, he'll be commuting with it.

[budda8you]

he's got skills

[robair9911]

men at work! suck

[timbulb]

0:24 Red Dragons!

[gstylechico]

thats a big child

[GORRRILLA]

Ha that kid was talkin' trash. RACE FOR PINK SLIPS!!!!!

[mesa401]

I miss my green machine...

[lambychop98]

my dad always tells me how he always wanted a green machine when he was growing up. i would buy him one, but he would get a lot of stares. what would a 6ft 40 yr old black man be doing on one of those?

[gman55gman55]

I once tried this and it didn't work out so well. Heres my story. I started at the top of a hill on the Street with my friend sitting next to me when we were small. We are half way down when we try to stop and boom. The brake BREAKES and doesnt do SHIT

Were rolling down the hill 30 mph when a car rolls by and waves at us. Then we go further down and see a cow in the middle of the road We barely miss it. Then we see YOUR FAT ASS and the bike stops and Goes back to China Where it was made from.:)

[mattystarz02]

Funny when kid rids into u

[JoeWashingtonShow]

Who have fun? I do! So lets play a little prank on Fred, On Valentines Day everyone unsubscribe to Fred!! Repost this and thumbs up so everyone can see it

This will be so funny XD

[pbkmario]

This is so wrong

[SouthOCmixdown]

Bro, you are So gonna SNAP that thing! LOL Speaking of which~ Check out my 1970's Green machine story on vid titled, "1978 Green Machine Commercial".

[latterkatta]

1million views.. you win

[PianoAndTing]

how has this had 1 million veiws!

[53purple53]

lame

[HighGreens]

you seem like a good dad

[stopglobalswarming]

Tri-ton made by In-step, is an adult sized metal version of this.

[orimai]

This is awesome, what is wrong with you people who give this a thumbs down!

[MasterJediDude]

That dude is awesome!

[JPMartin5]

my 50 year old uncle was riding a carveboard down a hill and crashed into a ditch. gotta love that guy

[ChadFalksen]

i had one of those

[neddigenze]

at 24 secondss the kid rams him ahahah

[neddigenze]

at 24 secodns the kid rams him ahahah

[andycreamin]

this is gay get a drift trike

[cayman12811]

i remeber wen i had 1

[xxshabamm360xx]

umm i dont think it supports over 200 houndred pounds..... what!!!??

[gostlcards5]

how did this get 1 milion views

[IamPwnagepie]

royce is finding his inner 8 year old

[MrWilliamak]

Sweet.

[Speaker800]

NICE DRIFTING DAD

[Speaker800]

NICE DRIFTING DAD!

[the98gamerguru]

0:23 green machine crash

[aPeacefulCitizen]

REDNECK POWAAR!

[lalaona]

what's the name of the song?

[ixSTRAFExi]

336 people are jealous that they cant afford a big wheel.

[skottycole66]

thats a newer version.. i liked the old school one better

[kingclassic66]

well you can 180, weres the back flip!?

[jcrocksalot]

WOW alot of views for something so not relevent to me :P

[bugnvdub]

hell yeah!!! super Dad shows his stuff.

[GrandCaravanSE]

I like this Video just for the Music.

[SiemiXQ]

Hahaha NICE DRIFT xD

[s14man]

You guys do know that there is treatment for 'special' people like him.

[lilaznmage15]

Wow, at first I thought it was Kevin James...

[ivangutowski]

LOL.. try driving one of those down a hill in the snow... we did that last Christmas , it was hilarious as it just flips over..

[SexyPancake1996]

@ivangutowski o yah i did that it was very fun and painful 

[gizwantbutter]

/watch?v=R3gJ1aXs5xU

[madahack92]

You are going to brake it dad!

[PavePaws]

@madahack92: You are going to brake it dad!

BRAKE (reducing speed or stopping) BREAK (smash, split, fracture or making it inoperable)

Education people...It's worth the "$1.50 in late charges at the public library." (Good Will Hunting)

[99hunt3rz]

@madahack92 What are dad going to brake? isnt he going to break it?

[willghass]

@madahack92 Do you seriously not know how to use the words "break" and "brake" correctly? pity

[XxxSUM12NVxxX]

I had one when I was a kid!

[MrPs3junky]

LOL dad can have some fun too! :-)

[DanKam92]

i have one, put a lawn mower engine on it and it's really fun now

[speeshleproductions]

@DanKam92 no you didnt

[jkelamis]

Royce, you're my hero.

To all you other people knocking this, you clearly are not, nor ever were, as cool as Royce.

I live by myself as a classic bachelor. I have to go to work now, but I will be picking up my own Green Machine after work. I've taken names of those who have tried to make fun of Royce--and no, you won't be riding my Green Machine, so don't ask.

[thefaceplantman]

@jkelamis a bachelor? riding a green machine? AWESOME! :D

[LtTut]

dude im 20 years old and i will say it....... i freakin want one i dont care what people think!!!!

[LordZacknafien]

@LtTut I am with you on this Freind I am!!.we need to bring these blessed creations like this back for not only KIDS but also for us Adults these Bigwheels are flippen awesome!!.

[redbomb13]

My grandma can do better

[MrSouthsidehomies13]

can some one tell me the name of the song thanks

[wodgerpopM]

i won one of nickalodian lol

[Bowsersshell]

do that again but wait for a truck

[joe123320]

lolz my m8 has the egsac same one as that

[BBrtqB]

I WANT ONE!

[Lukas2349]

0:25 CRASH! lol

[BrooklynNYC777]

i want one ahahahaah i miss my big wheel real bad.......... i had a nigt rider one

[xVCRxGaming]

we used to race those things downhill

[jak1738]

he goiung to break it

[fifaze]

SO AWESOME



[TheKillerMuppets]

i feel bad for the wheels...

[jaye133]

yeah

[vespaman101]

omg i remember that crap lol

[christhetromboneguy]

that was funny, now jump it off a ramp

[14omega28ok]

We learned at a...Young age that front wheel drive SUCKS

[CrAzYViDeOs1011]

paul blart lol

[360grumpysy]

if u like these buy a turbo twista there much better

[dreadofmondays]

The wheels on those things split after a month or two.. not worth it in the long run, and that's sad. ._.

[FlyinDuck47]

that looks pretty col

[onesick77]

hey my big wheel never did that!!!!!!

[reinforest1010]

I WANT ONE!

[danielmon4]

ive rode one of those once and its so addicting lol but dangerous i almost cracked my head open

[spencerwhitley]

whats really stupid is that i have one of those and my 65 year old grandpa rode down a big ass hill on one losers

[icanstandup]

i have that

[savage3134]

i remember doing my first front flip on that thing.

[DongCamVN1]

oh men

[DongCamVN1]

oh men

[james52705]

tffugghvyg

[yoma7519]

i bet you cant pop a wheelie on one of those haha

[a1most1anded1t]

who plays this song? the background music.

[crazyfighter89]

nice

[Docmananoff]

I had one back in 1978!

[Dragcrazystreetracer]

toy trike drifting!!!

[joshi209]

yeah we took the flag of ours

[elgiv94]

what a champ!

[elgiv94]

what a champ!

[elgiv94]

what a champ!

[Ida3R]

Dude i have a bike like that its called mongoose