Episode 24: The Net's 6 Biggest Collections of WTF

[andy34105]

Well, you know what they say! "you can't win a Marathon without putting bandaids on your nipples."

[milovarquiel]

The Fuck, CONRADCIGARPIPES account was suspended, thanks SWAIM your critic ruined him.

Thats why, we can't have good things.

[QuetzalElla]

@milovarquiel i thought we couldnt have nice things because i keep breaking them when i pretend to be a dinosaur

[PeePReeL]

Michael Swaim is a year younger than me...SON OF A B----

[morrowind77]

Oh god the swaim clone fight scene is amazing

[DanTheMan9867]

what movie did he take all the "what the fuck"s from?

[BLACKIESBOY]

@DanTheMan9867

"Burn After Reading"

[Archedgar]

WTF was that faceless cat ?

[blackkakari]

@Archedgar It was a faceless cat. -_-

[sherlockfrownsatyou]

Ha! The clone video he showed was Martha from Doctor Who!

[5StringRevoloution]

Jennifer, you slut.

[KAREEMFROMBELGIUM]

MANCAKES

[Fyrzon]

1:56

And then Michael died.

[BenUNPHASED]

0:48 Russel Brand?

[neos1234125]

omg doctor who video on the creepy clone thing

[stripysocks7]

@wolfmanjacksaid I... want to die.

[TheSilverButtons]

"STOP HITTING YOURSELF!! nailed it."

[beatlesfan24]

In all seriousness, I no longer wish to live. Genius

[TheEddieJo]

@beatlesfan24 How does a hilarious video not make you want to live?

[beatlesfan24]

@TheEddieJo 3:46

[TheEddieJo]

@beatlesfan24 Oh sorry I commented before I saw that lol

[boredfreak5]

masturbated to death, epic win

[nocturnezero]

CharlesClippy?

[kitohol]

Ah WTF! Im eating! That fucken hate is hideous!

[sydney83w]

what are those clips with the guy sating 'what the fuck' over and over again from?

I feel like i've seen it before, but i can't put my finger on it...

[collinkc]

@sydney83w I'm not positive, but I think most, if not all of them are from "Being John Malkovich." (John Malkovich is the guy in the clips, at any rate.)

[nolanryan1234]

@sydney83w It's from Burn After Reading.

[safasule]

Jennifer Garner is a notorious sneezer, I'm not surprised. Celebrities, am I right?

[migi239]

Yeah it was burn after reading, terrible movie...

[SuckItLily]

how the fuck do you get bleeding nipples (without being a masochist) ???

[oSo2033]

@SuckItLily Often times runner's nipples will chafe as they compete. The skin will rub raw against their shirt and start to bleed. It's pretty disgusting.

[SuckItLily]

@oSo2033 jesus :-D they should just wear something that doesnt rub your skin off

[TheDjo95]

Charles Trippy!!

[mDarkPoet]

Omg it was Charles Trippy XD

[oSo2033]

"And to play you out, here's a flickr gallery of bloody nipples"

Pure genius.

[stanleykubrick98]

You might be the funniest person alive.

[FourthDimensionAnim]

What movie is in the transitions? I recognize it but can't place it.

[saachica07]

@FourthDimensionAnim all i can recognize is john malkovich continuously saying 'what the fuck' haha

[rizzlecorn]

@FourthDimensionAnim

looks like Burn After Reading, not 100% sure though.

[FourthDimensionAnim]

@rizzlecorn I think you are right!

[JRO1646]

I love the clippy moment. 

[JellyBellyDeli]

Seriously, I have a stuttering problem and even I can say the word right.

[Kiedis95]

"I iz in ur bag, prayin for deth." Best part of the video. Besides everything else, of course.

[wolfmanjacksaid]

Pancakes?

[wolfmanjacksaid]

this stuff is hilarious. I love you Swaim.

[jamasianman]

"Stop hitting yourself!"

[Mr1930s]

shit

[theshontman]

CHARLES TRIPPY!!!

[JeonardShadby505]

The smoke...

...she is bitter.

[heftyboy20121]

4:34 omg I love these XD

[ngobleus]

That poor cat--why the fuck would someone post any video featuring him?

[NOOBTUBE81]

bloody nipples!?!? WTF!!

[NOOBTUBE81]

that pipe guys channels down

[CodenameJD]

Lol, Martha Jones is on that clones channel XD

[fezmovies]

Michael Swain, do you hail from Sacramento? I too have a Mr. Pickles t-shirt!

[SpavnOvHel]

Again? Jennifer, you slut...

[elreynate08]

In all seriousness, I no longer wish to live. =(

[manyeyeshere]

"I...want to die..."

Couldn't wipe the smile off my face. Even the Shamwow couldn't do it.

[TimTheReaper]

@manyeyeshere O.O oh shit, that's fucking heavy.

[windbeamproductions]

This was such general what-the-fuckery that I had to watch it twice to get it. Mostly, I thought I really had the wrong end of the stick on the one about chicks' allergies, but when I reviewed it things got clearer and more disturbing. This was great. How else would I know how depraved my fellow man had gotten if the robot Swaim wasn't informing me? Thanks again. ;)

[heliumtrapeze]

I want to know who clippy is

[simplynotENT]

Charles Trippy

[heliumtrapeze]

@simplynotENT thanks babe :)

[doctorturkleton]

just a big ol' STUHHH

[princesssiz]

omg whats wrong with the nipples! lol

and the kitten!! O_o

[Deathend]

Thank you Michael, those bloody nipples really finished me off. ^~^

[HughWalenski]

I've visited that bloody nipple gallery before and I have no idea why.

[Bl4zz3r]

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

[Luckadirish]

i feel sad and happy for that cat, chase cu WTFFFF NIPPLES!! DX

[eric3141k]

no face cat ftw

[GaramRee]

bloody nipples were the grossest part for me.

[kumofrostdroid]

...After watching this all i can say is 'WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!!" Anyway you are awesome Swaim keep it up with the great vids =)

[ghjjfsbf]

WHY DO NIPPLES DO THAT?!?

[JulielovesTandS]

all i have to say: wtf?

[OtterpopSlaughterMop]

Ah, you got me with the bloody nipples! Enough with the bloody nipples already.

[soulhunter4444]

STOP HITTING YOURSELF.

Best line in this video.

[MagikGimp]

NIPPLE SLIP!

[ChaosmanOne]

Why in the ASS would you not just take your damn shirt OFF! OMG!

[ZeQiR]

Charles Trippy!

[ps2gether]

WTF was that?

[Mustkunstn1k]

Stops in the middle, but i'm clad Swaim is back.

[woodendoll95]

oh shit woodendoll 1195, who sent in the cat blog that was me, oooohhh yeahhhhh

[StanMarsh02]

3:41 PLEASE! somebody give me the name of this song, i got it stuck in my head all freaking day. "I IS IN UR BAGs..."

[jackstorm777]

Again?? Jennifer, you slut!

My vote's for Paula, she's wanted it for so long.

[artifactingreality]

the cat scares me

[TheVakavaka]

"I...want to die..." )

[rebelgamer]

Pancakes?

[mistaba]

this confused me greatly ... nice

[Theowest]

bloody nipples!!? WTF!?!?

[artur1halo]

lol

[ManfredvonKarma7]

Yeah... watching this while eating breakfast was a bad idea....

[arilynmoonblade]

I am so confused right now

[T3CO]

lol charles trippy. funny shit man. totally dude.

[TreeDonkey992]

No Niggers Never

[DrHeinzy]

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