Mitch's Rant 2 (Waiting) By Request

[50Cal420]

fuckign amazing part.

[nurb101]

"Me? What the fuck did I do to you, man?"

.

You're Dane Cook!

[needles1987]

They all got pwned by Sam Weir!!!

[DemomanX614]

I like how he started

"Hey man can you turn down the music?"

".... Dude chill...."

"??!!!! Would you turn down the fucking music for a second?!!!!! Jesus!!!"

[jr2280]

To the 2 people who disliked this: " You are the biggest pieces of shit on youtube, I hope you burn in hell"

[mamarine81]

It's even funnier if you imagine Mitch and Sweets from Bones as the same guy.

[DarcyJ97]

someone does this everytime my family has fucking dinner

[NAGANUGE]

Christ I need to have a moment like this!!

[eddiekendricksgirl]

Best scene from the movie!!

[VandelayCartoons]

What a pud

[buckeye01]

Oh shit! The goat! The goat! You bastard! ahahahhahahahahah

[LTD1293]

who else here thinks Still Waiting... wouldve been 10 times better with Mitch in it talking shit again

[666whatever999]

funny thing is that 50% of us might end up doin this in the future bcuz of the people around us or cuz of the movie

[disluxia]

FREAKS AND FUCKING GEEKS

[feckadoodlethe2nd]

1:52 You exist! And that's more than enough to piss us off.

[imogenegiselle]

Sweets?

[nodozz2]

Sadly one of the very few funny moments of the movie....

[dulaneyj]

"fuckin' faggots"

[errdayimhustlin]

fucking faggots

[navy5500]

That wasss theeee SHITTTT!!!!!!!!

[nikidoll82]

i have a bunch of "friends" i'd like to do this to. >:)

[madbombaguy13]

"if anyone has anything different to say, nick and t dog will fucking cut you!"

[707zacbuster]

THAT WAS THE SHIT!!!!!!!

[venospid]

@EmonacoZ71 yeah I dunno why they didn't include it....meh.

[HumorFunnyHaHaComedy]

Thats the best line to leave on ever: "You all suck, I quit!" HAHAHAHA

[TheNightmareA7X]

1:15 is a funny look ahhaa

[markmaci23]

"always have to be right with your little quips...we get it man...your fucking edgy and cool yeehh...you're the coolest fucking guy at shenanigans wooooohhhh!!!"

[HardyBoys55]

dude me an justin long has like the same personality like in all most every movie that involves him feeling troubled about something an have a little bit of comedy in him

[olgreg3]

"Oh and you...ya know what, you're to easy"

[UnderwearSkiders]

This actor is fucking amazing! I love him as Sam Weir in Freaks and Geeks! Freaking epic, wish he was in more stuff.

[occounty23]

Cool scene :))

[nickjoost96]

FUCK YOU MONTY!

[Iheartcoca13]

"...shes almost 18."

hahahhahahah

[Stonehouse760]

This is the same guy who now plays Dr. Sweets on Bones. Could you imagine if he told Dr. Brennan "Change you fuckin'' tampon and have another drink you crazy fuckin'' bitch!!

[Troboughbo]

I bet you any money that that speech inspired all trainees for restaurants to not take bullshit from anyone. And to pull the goat when they weren't looking.

[demotto44]

Anna Faris got DESTROYED! LOL

[emylleigh]

@demotto44 he never said anything to anna faris

[LatPrince13]

@demotto44 I've seen this movie a bunch of times. He doesn't. He addresses Dean's girlfriend. The girl who wakes up with him at the beginning of the movie. She didn't really take any shit in this movie, but unlike Naomi, she didn't overly dish it back out.

[deeunitt]

i LOVE when he's yelling at Monty and he's like "You're fucking edgy and cool YEAH" LOLOLOLOL

[roomie1120]

Thank you for throwing in the edit of him yelling at the cute girl (00:49 seconds). That part isn't on the DVD, yet they show the part on Comedy Central, and Comedy Central is a station you DON'T want to watch the movie on. They show it for 5 minutes, then 6 minute commercial break, back to movie and 5 minutes of it, then 6 minute commercial again. So horrible. But to see it here edited in and no censors makes it so comforting. Anytime I feel angry from work now, I'll watch this video :)

[chaq686]

this shit was fucking epic

[Travisxlr8]

Greatest rant of all times. The mighty Mitch.

[shuboy05]

Wow, I'll never look at Dr. Sweets the same way again...

[Stonehouse760]

@shuboy05

OMG...I was thinking the same thing!!!!!

[kazimann]

Mitch is the MAN!

[theagilechild]

classic. so glad dane cook played such a small role. i don't care what anyone says, that guy is NOT funny. you can tell he truly believes he is though.

[byro888]

oh no asshole ,u shut the fuck up right now, i luv that line

[nickjoost96]

fuck you monty

[mercmarc]

The goat... you bastard!

[turtlehead2]

Fuckin Faggots..........lol

[smokingintherain56]

THAT WAS THE SHIT!

[TheGuyFromBulgaria]

THE GOAT !!!

[bouncer44s]

"the smartest kid with down syndrome" fucking great :)

[Scottex212]

lol @ the end: "alright everybody, listen up: from here on out, mitch is a made man, anyone who has anything different to say nick and t-dog will fucking cut you." XD

[NigelJackGat]

like being the smartest guy with down syndrome. goddamn, thats sum good sht where do they think of this shit. lol

[trizzzace]

"whaaaa i dont know what to be when i grow up!"

join the fucking army or something, god damn

priceless

[4POINT3TropicalStorm]

"Oh and you! ....you know what.. you're to easy.." LMFAO!

[playcrackXthesky]

This was the only good part in the whole goddamn movie. But it's such a fucking masterpiece that it makes up for everything else. That kid NAILED the delivery so hard on every bit of this. Goddamn.

[WesMantO0th]

1:15 LOL I love everyones reaction, even they felt that one. MITCH OWNS

[Rahheemme]

I always see this on Comedy Central, but the censoring completely destroys it.

[ChatMiller]

dat was da shit!

[ChatMiller]

Bishop's face at 1:58

[powerpro4]

@ChatMiller He was the only one clapping at The Goat too!! LMAO

[chickenyogurt]

"That's like being the smartest kid with down syndrome"

Gotta be one of the greatest insults ever

[Cvyoungstta]

i sed the same thing lmao

[ChatMiller]

Well, I don't what to be when I grow up. Join da fuckin' army or somethin', god damn!

[killermel23]

best part

[vithovenstyle]

that is going right on my gravestone, "you know what? fuck this!! you all suck, i quit"

[hwahid8]

haha Dr. Sweets is going crazy!!!

[TonyStarkMkIII]

Hard to believe this Sam from Freaks and Geeks, he's such a little pussy in it

CHANGE YOUR FUCKING TAMPON AND HAVE ANOTHER DRINK YOU CRAZY FUCKING BITCH

hilarious

[Blackmage45346]

Definitely my favorite movie! Mitch is right up there with Naomi in my fav character list all because of THIS scene. But the line that litterally made me cry is "Nick and T-dog will fucking cut you!"

Also Side note, the part where Mitch is watching the video and makes that face made me and all of my other friends CRACK UP!

[tonyz400]

Your the Coolest FUCKING GUY AT SHANAGINS WHOOO! that's like being the smartest kid with down syndrom.

Epic. Done

[sonicsmash89]

this scene is amazing..

[MEX77GDL]

1:48 "And I hope you burn in hell" LMAO

[brandiebabe]

THAT WAS THE SHIT!!! lmao haha

[PRNeneChulo]

LMFAO everytime I see this!!!!!!!!!!!

[needles1987]

I love how he just goes off on everyone.

[robertkahlidbarber]

Hey Its Tom Riddle From The Second Harry Potter!

haha, Nah Im Kidding, But I Thought It Was

[metalgearblue]

lol best part

[needles1987]

Mitch looks exactly like a guy I work with. It's scary.

[dianasegura1]

"thats like being the smartest kid with down syndrome" frekking hilarious

ahaha i love justin long in this movie

he's soo cute

[needles1987]

This is the funniest part of the movie.

[spleeWaffle]

BEST PART OF THIS MOVIE!!!!

[ATR108]

fuckin faggots

[doeboyfresssh18]

i love it how naomi's cigarette falls out of her mouth. "change your fuckin tampon and have another drink you crazy fuckin bitch" . "fuckin faggots" as he's walkin out the doorr is the shit after he does the goat. lol

[xTrevmoxTehxGreatx]

1:08.

yeaaaah.

[halopwner024]

Greatest fucking part of the movie. Other than the part when they fuck with that bitches food.

[comicus211]

That's like being the smartest kid with Down Syndrome!

[jamalam17z7]

this was the best part of the movie, or the part where they put stuff in that lady's food

[trizzzace]

and you.....

FUCK YOU MONTY!!!!

[dansanbash]

The Goat!! You bastard!!

[cabrunzell]

it's sweets from bones!

[osniel20015]

i loved this film

[videorookie]

Yeah, it's really a great movie. Unfortunately, IMHO, "Still Waiting" sucked. I don't think I even watched the entire thing it was so bad.

[senorita188]

ROFLMFAOOO !!!!

best part out of the whole film !! hahaha

"THAT WAS THEEE SHITT!!" - Ryan reynolds

hahahaha !! classiccc

[nellyxunderscore]

Epic.

[ThrillerMiller85]

HOLY SHIT!!!

the guy who plays Mitch is the little kid from Freaks&Geeks...

[BoodaOfDoom]

lol

[Foam219]

I love how he says "yea" when he describes monty..... priceless....

[ThexNerd]

lol yeah this is my favorite part

[nickjoost96]

"That's like being the smartest kid with down syndrome" Haha holy shit

[justin234me]

Because you touch yourself at night

[acg0969]

I fucking love this part and Dane Cook's facial expression at the end is priceless he looks so scared

[acg0969]

Me? So scared lol i fucking love it

[Derci]

what movie is this

[LestatAguir]

Its called "Waiting", it's in youtube so you can watch it.

[LestatAguir]

This scene totally made the movie for me lol

[Musichik2007]

"...that. was. the. SHIT." hahah i love it.

[bonesspoilers]

LOL. Woah, John... take a breath. xD

[insomniastic]

the greatest moment in movie history

[FayeChan01]

Epic! I watched it 14 times

[imacooldude506]

That was the fucking Shit!

[jasmil731]

The funniest fucking movie I've seen in my 15 years...

ROFLMAO

[Jose01wwe]

the longer version but still not embed. come on bro. this is the shit.ha 1:11

[HeartlessLiberal]

"OH THE GOAT, YOU BASTARD!"

[Xorz1016]

That was fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[osoblanco91]

"shes almost 18..." lmao

[fayeslover]

that's like being the smartest kid with down syndrome!!!

[kerpllunk]

my favorite parts are when he says join the fuckin army god damn and when he screams your the coolest guy at shenaneganz WOO!! lmao

[Chronoluvr113]

xD

"That was THE SHIT."

"You are the fucking man. I swear my undying allegiance to you"

Haha.

[scarface3131983]

the best fuckin scene in the whole movie..would u turn down the fuckin music...high pitched "jesus"!!!

and you.....you know what, ur 2 easy...hahahaha

[ChatMiller]

"I'm sorry and I hearby swear my undying allegiance to you, you are the fuckin' man!"

[jwzero]

YES YES BESY WAY TO END THE MOVIE ROASTING EVERYBODY!!! MITCH IS THE Man!!!

[AudioSoundX]

I lol'd at Ryan's eyes when he said "Oh no asshole you shut the fuck up".

[musicismydrugimhigh]

"You know what.. FUCK THIS! You all suck I quit."

I want to say that at school almost everyday.

[Shippingshit]

Sucks that Ryan and a few others aren't in Still Waiting...

[Vydunas3]

omg, this is so cool, one of the best film i have erver seen.

[ChatMiller]

the song that Mitch turns down is called "Frantic" by Aqueduct

[sstuf139]

i <3 Mitch!!

haha join the fucking army or something goddamnn.

<3 RYAN RENOLDS HAHAH

thats like being the smartest kid WITH DOWNSYNDROM!!

[ndesa]

That scene was like the icing on the cake. The cherry in the cherry coke. The whole movie was pretty good but Mitch's rant literally blew my mind it was so good.

"Go change your tampon and have another drink you crazy fucking bitch!"

[ChatMiller]

Dean's face at 1:58

[AO17]

Lol Dane Cook got owned

[closetaltruist]

OMG, I love this movie so freaking much, its insane. It couldn't be more spot on accurately INSANELY funny if it tried. If I hadn't waited tables before, this movie would be funny. But since I have, knowing its accuracy makes it 1000x funnier, as well as having the knowledge that millions of people think its actually mostly exaggerated. So, for those who believe this movie to be a gross exaggeration, be forewarned - don't fuck with the people who mess with your food. LOL. But seriously.

[plurp7]

one of the greatest restaurant movies of All time. thanks for posting this scene! 5 stars!!

[Ruraraid]

sry meant to have my last comment as a reply to Ryschardio

[Ruraraid]

There is no way in hell the sequel will be able to do anything to beat this scene. Only people to do F bomb scenes better than this would be Joe Pesci and Al Pachino.

the sequel sadly will only have cameo apperances by three of the cast members from the first movie so im already dissapointed but they should at least include Mitch in the sequel lol

[Katsuya89]

lol he was all quiet through the whole movie n jus snaps, that shit was hilarious.

[480VIP]

ppl snappin like this is classic.

[kidflash1o1]

i love monty " shes almost 18" & " THAT WAS THE SHIT"

[dunkin4life8]

lol I liked when he said "THAT WAS THE SHIT!!"

[Editrion]

whats he song in the begining?

[ultimatemarvel5]

I've been wanting to know that for a while now, too...

[dunkin4life8]

"Oh no asshole you shut the fuck up now it's my turn to talk!" XD my favorite line and

"Fuck you Monty! and

"Thats like being the smartest kid with downs syndrome!"

[derrickpunk]

The greatest ending in a movie.......AWESOME!

[Ginley311]

hahahah FUCK YOU MONTY!! always gotta be right with ur little QUIPS! hahahahah

[LADodgerKid714]

THE GOAT!!!

[rideoption2008]

my favorite movie always will be never gets old

[gameboy2k]

change your fuckin tampon and have another drink you crazy fuckin bitch! lmao!

[carrickeu]

shes almost 18 hahahaha

[KillingCrystopher]

thats like, being the smartest kid with down syndrome!

[kamikazewarrior222]

Would you turn down the fucking music

[musicalguru28]

Thats like being the smartest kid with downs syndrome HAHAHA my favorite line of this whole movie!!

[carrickeu]

gets funnier every time too haha

[kamikazewarrior222]

fucking faggots

[eddiehatesyou]

you shut the fuck up now!

IT'S MY TURN TO TALK!

[Blinkaholic182]

By far this is the funniest part of the whole movie, I love it!

[LADodgerKid714]

yea ur right too bad it had to be the last scene of the whole movie.

[600387]

the goat

[Wassup780]

...And you, Waa I dont know what I want to be when i grow up, Join the fucking army or something goddamn... HAHAHAHA!!! I laugh everytime I hear that...

[BIGBIB222]

look at the white dude in the lower left corner at 1:57-1:59

[gamerdude1111]

well really

that would be the lower right corner

[esedriver213]

hahhaha motherfucker he fuckin funny dawm only if i work with tem it will be fuckin funny

[justfilmit]

lol bishops face at 1:58 is priceless

[trombonedemon]

He went Ned Flanders on them!!! lmao!!!!

[Richie711993]

if anybody has anything else to say, Nick and T-Dog will fucking cut you!