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  • I actually want to punch this man in the gonads. You sound and look ridiculous.

  • It took me ages to find this I watched this ages ago, I love it!

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  • A bit lke a younger version of David Brent but with a worse haircut.

  • Not really sure why you're surprised at the caliber of girls you're meeting...in bars...when you're a complete ass...and have the haircut of a 17 year old Canadian Pop sensation...

  • I can't imagine why anyone wouldn't want to date a charmer like yourself.

  • I can't dislike this video enough. This guy is an utter cock.

  • The worst bit about this is that it's true, I felt a sinking feeling of memories as you went through some of those scenarios

  • I totally agree with you. But I have to say as a female, I've received a lot of bullshit from guys too - the kind of stuff you'd only expect from women. So man up, guys!

  • that really cheered me up mate i fort i was the only one lol

  • He has a point and I think this video was funny and truthful top bloke keep up the videos

  • I'm just going to ignore the actual content of this video and say OMG Maps & Atlases! you cool kid! :D

  • Easy advice: Don't go out thinking you can "pull" a girl. We're not lucky charms, or prizes, or objects, we're people. Try behaving like a human instead of a male stereotype. It is okay to be friends with the opposite sex, oh wait, you apparently didn't know that. >.>

  • You remind me of Ricky Gervais aha. Do you, by any chance, come from a near area as him? :)

    awesome video. :)

  • You look like a gay fabianski.

  • lol this guy is funny

  • You are pretty:)

  • Meh, women don't always say what they mean. In my experience: 1. Often when they mention a boyfriend they are lying to try and see if you are put off. 2. OUCH! 3. 'Can i buy you a drink?' doesn't work that well. 4. She might have liked you at first and then changed her mind when you spoke to her. 5. Ah, these things happen. 6. See number 4. 7. If there are cockblockers, it's best to make an arrangement to speak to her at a later date. 8. No class. 9. Annoying. 10 Just relax and try later.
  • Mystery Method. First thing you need to start on is that mop, you call hair.

  • I am shocked to find that it's women he's interested in. He's as camp as christmas.

  • i tell my lad m8s not to bother all the time there all cun** yeah you kno what i mean

  • justin biebers older bro is just going to the wrong pubs ,if he hits the gay bar hes gonna score big

  • 0:13 I bet your thinking "WAFFLEZ!!" 8D

  • Maybe women don't like maps and atlas try dressing like a Chav

  • This made me laugh but I get your point. I don't see why any girl wouldn't want to go out with you ;)

  • hahaha :) this made me laugh so much i actually made a youtube account so i could comment :) hahah

  • 1+1=487,372.

  • Kind of agree with him, maybe if some girls weren't so horrible it wouldn't put the nice guys off approaching a girl, and it's probably the reason why most men that approach girls are the ones who just wanna get laid so they aren't scared of getting hurt by a girl, so they presume a guys only out for one thing.

    If everyone was honest and nice then there would be no problems.

  • You can't just blurt out straight away that you have a boyfriend as soon as a guy talks to you, it's a bit presumptious

  • Try not being a dick, you will have more success (i.e some)

  • Maps and Atlases woo!

  • Thanks goodness, I thought I was going mad. I watched a few of these and there was a distinct lack of appropriate scorn and vitriol in the comments. Now this has been featured and the viewership extends beyond the 6th form Media Studies group the balance is being redressed. These aren't funny or valuable in any way.

    However, we don't have to watch them!

  • Re ject

  • twat

  • Bell end. Badmaths?? Badhair more like. Head and face.

  • @paulhuby What Is The Point Of You Living ?

  • Ill add. I have more video views than you, blogmaths. And i didnt resort to putting my face on webcam, and acting like some attention seeking teenage fuckup. that nobody loves.

  • have you got a culture, or do you enjoy acting like a fucking-dumb-american-attentio­n-starved-IMBECILE?

    Why do you want your face on the internet. Did you not get enough attention when you were a boy?

    I bet you have/want an iPad. HAPPY LITTLE CONSUMER!!! BUY BUY BUY BUY

  • good video, im sure many of us have had this problem. u need to get ur own flat, seriously. particularly at ur age, it's such a novelty, i wouldn't say it works every time, but it works often enough if u can casually invite them back to ur place. even if ur barely got a penny to spend on anything else, its worth investing. it worked for me plenty of times, and im as ugly as fuck.

  • you are sad but i love it! everything you said is so true lmao!

    however lets not be sexist, i'm sure there is a lot to say about men and how they act on a night out! ha ha

  • you're such a massive goon, you're sleeves are rolled up and look how much fucking effort you have made to to sit in front of a camera. Plus you're completely unfunny. Such a twat.

  • @chrisreid800 cunt

  • if you didnt look like a dick with a stupid haircut then maybe you could get a girl,,most girls probobly lie to you because they dont want to tell you the truth that you are extremley gay,,do urself a favour,,shave the half goatee,cut ur fringe and go to gym,,,oohhh and lose the moustache tattoo on ur HAHAHA bicep,,by the way BICEP was sarcasic

  • I insult them a wee bit. If they laugh, thats good and if they don't then you assure them 'i'm actually a nice guy' then you can legitimately buy them a drink....and limbo under the flirt radar.....oh and call them women.

  • this has reallly changed my life.

    thank you.

    i love you.

    if you dont find a girl let me know

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • Dude, get a fuckin haircut and then girls probably wouldnt "dick you about" so much!!

    It might have something to do with the fact you look like your balancing a shiney haired dog on the top of your fucking head lol

    Oh.......and facial hair went out of fashion in the 80's !! TWAT!

  • @dazlia2 People put too much emphasis on looks here in the comments.

  • Pathetic little human (don't really know if you're male), removed my comment because it hurt you're very large ego? Baaaawwww, call the waaaambulance.

  • girls are all stupid and only go for idiots, mistaking stupidity for confidence, dont bother with it.

  • I totally agree man. I haven't had that many girlfriends but every single one of them has lied to me about the most rediculous things.

    How on earth are we going to find a match if everyone has to hide their true nature all of the time? Isn't that the point of it all? To find someone you love? I suppose some would disagree cos all they want is sex and all I can say to that is, go ahead, fuck em and leave em, but when you're old you'll find there's noone there to comfort you.

  • The bullshit is the thrill of the hunt ,,similar to hunting an animal back in 100 b,c ..its an ageold instinct and good feeling you geek,you never hunted an animal or a nice woman,see theres your dad ffs how are you gonna get any pussy with him creeping around tryin to catch you havin a wank?you,d have more chance of getting layed living homeless you muggy cunt ,you,d fit right in with the beard and hair you own.

  • @jihaad Fuck off you whore. Just FUCK OFF. Words CANNOT describe how fucking pissed off that paragraph you wrote has made me.

  • @L33tImagination har har har public schoolboy ,emo ,emo , EMO! how about i buy you a thai wife ,mail order ? your fucked otherwize.

  • Sorry pal, you need to get your leg over. Come to Korea, I'll greet you at the airport! :-)

  • i love you haha

  • A rude David Walliams. Here's the thing, men don't really want women they just want to fuck them, i'd have done all those things and more to you because if i had gone along with your bullshit we'd have woken up the next morning and surprise surprise YOU wouldn't have wanted to talk to me. Works both ways mate. Slating the female form won't get you fans, unless you wanted to grow up to be Bernard Manning? I hear Eddie Large is looking for an understudy.

  • @Sophie27987 Bernard Manning is a legend!

  • @Sophie27987 Not all men just want to fuck women. Some, like me, are just searching for someone right to live with, and share their life with. I don't want anything more. So before you condemn men to be bastards the moment you hear their name, just think about that.

    Yes, I'm a man, I have sexual urges, but I CAN fucking control it!

  • @L33tImagination Well good for you that's lovely!!

  • @Sophie27987 you must have been really hurt in the past to have this opinion that all men are horrible sophie

  • @hulmey100 Just saying, it works both ways! That's what everyone has seemed to miss about this. I get it, he's a man therefore his view points and opinions are 100% true and accurate. You men carry on, i'll leave you to it, circle jerking with your thumbs up his arse.

  • @Sophie27987 YOU CARRY ON STRUMMING YOUR BEEF CURTAINS THEN

  • @hulmey100 CURTAINS MADE OF BEEF, OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SOME WILLY WONKA WANKING WONDERFUL INVENTION. WHERE CAN I BUY THESE B&Q? WILKINSONS?

  • @Sophie27987 you already have them , my little sausage wallet

  • @Sophie27987

    hahaha you should definitely go to b&q to ask if they sell beef curtains.

  • @Sophie27987 hmmm....a feminist/lesbian whos fat and ugly. and has bad teeth :)

  • @tag1989 Oh my god where?? She sounds fucking amazing!!!!!

  • @Sophie27987 look in the mirror and you should find her. if you cant.... then add blind bat to the list.

  • @tag1989 You fucking moron, get a sense of humor. Or just play all of Bernard Manning's DVDs over and over again, it's the same thing in your opinion.

  • @Sophie27987 bernard manning? never heard of the bastard. maybe if i did, then your last comment may of had an effect.

  • fuck face

  • haha, Ricky Gervais and Jimmy Carr had a kid about 20 years ago.

  • Im the several drinks and making eyes person :)

  • wow, you live with your dad :/

  • Have you ever considered that looking like a chubby-faced toad with a lego man hair style might be hurting your chances with the ladies? Also, try developing at least a basic sense of humor— that will go a long way.

  • HERE HERE! Well done my son!

  • your preview pic looks like edbassmaster with a wig

  • loving the maps & atlases tshirt

  • Buy woman drinks?

    Who the hell would do that

    I let them buy me a drink

  • this guy is funny! - and the words are soo true! - genious!

  • @funkyduc2 clearly you yourself aren't one as you cant even spell it

  • @jesusisalex can't spell what? beer and lte nights are not a good mix - and that combined with using the internet too!

  • Are you honestly not gay? Or are you just slightly camp? You're not supposed to be yourself that's the point noone is themselves when they first meet someone. Don't be yourself is the best advice you could give anyone.

  • you remoind me SOO much of george micheal .. HES AWESOME! xD

  • Maybe try meeting girls at places other than clubs/pubs etc...? what sort of girls do you (generally) expect meeting in those places...

  • you sound like david brent

  • Here in the U.S all you have to do is tell the bitch you have coke or crystal meth or money and then you can score for shure lol

  • 1. Get a hair cut

    2. stop moaning

    3. get a life

  • You look like Peter Dinklage.

  • lol, i love that your dad just walks into your room without knocking or anything. i bet hes walked in on you doing more than just making a youtube vid.

  • Lose your female hairstyle and female characteristcs and you may have a chance.

  • gay

  • Has anyone ever told you that you look like Reynholm from the 'IT Crowd'?

    If you also had the dramatic voice, you'd be the awesomest person in the universe :D

  • Dont give tips on how to chat up women, look at you, please.

  • let them come to you and lower your standards haha

  • ur a legend m8!!

  • Ha, I've been guilty of the first one before, most of my very platonic friendships being with males my first assumption would be that a guy was just being sociable. :P Not so naive now, though, should really mention the boyfriend as soon as possible to make sure you both know what grounds you're on...

  • GAYBOY

  • Occasionally you meet a decent girl in a night club !... & i mean occasionally cos if they are that good then they are probably taken anyway, pulling a decent chick (& i dont mean yo-yo knickers) is as much a question of tenacity as it is good luck ... you need to think to yourself that every time you get blown out, you are one closer to the girl that will say yes ! ... Works for me anyway . :)

  • @luvpump1 GIMP

  • @moscow08rd Ofcourse i am ! :) but i get laid of lot more than you ;-)

  • is it fair to say the man is sexually frustrated/ a virgin ?

  • gay boy

  • This video was great :)

  • Dude you're a fucking legend, I love you!

  • @Cathal002 ur gay aswell!

  • AHAHA soo true :) xx

  • Lol @ teh blooper.

  • RSD. Google it.

  • omg m8 ur so queer :)

  • Should have been titled "My rant at life"

  • What is wrong with his hair?

  • id do you

  • i'm the slut.

  • @gawjustiff can I go out with you please

  • AFC... noob

  • dude I look just like you, where are you finding these women?

  • its easy to know if a girl likes you

  • oops... 'pedestalize'... (?)

  • 'videobloggers' are the fucking worst

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  • @Charlcunt A wanker asshole clown idiot? Thats sounds like a fucking awesome circus show mate!

    'Glass his face in?' ....see previous post on definition of 'chav'

  • To be fair, I find a lot of men who do all these things only want sex (this is fair enough, who doesn't want sex?). But there is wanting sex, and then there is assuming that this girl is easy enough to have sex pretty quick. Women sense this, and if they're not 'easy', they won't appreciate it.

  • @Kittywhiskers1000 Yeh but sadly this leaves the genuine guys treading water in a shit pond created by the 'lets go fucking mental, a rah rah rah, get your rat out e.t.c" crowd

  • @TrickShotRick Haha! Well, if we're easy we get slammed for being a slut, whilst the guy gets away scot free. Actually, a lot of women get called names when it comes to flirting or sex (from men and women). It is a complicated issue. Women just like it when the guy shows respect, and allows us to play the chase game. Nothing is appealing when it's gift wrapped for you.

  • @Kittywhiskers1000 Damn fucking right, this guys a bih

  • wat a bellend

  • lol dont listen to these pricks that spend their time sending personal attacks on the internet...I thought this was hillarious & the whole emo hair goatee thing suits you..just dont grow a big old beard PLEASE.

  • @00Crazyness

    YOURE AS GAY AS THE CUNT IN THE VIDEO. PAIR OF HOMOS!

  • @b0rat07 "Gay as a cunt" - Im actually loving the amount of retards posting here! Keeping me well entertained.....ah b0rat07....I was going to choose Bruno10 but it was taken :(

  • @b0rat07 LMAO why the fuck are you writting in caps you retard. & am a girl who is straight but so what if i was gay? what exactly is your point you twat. You know people that accuse others of being gay are usually insecure about their own sexuality so your clearly not getting any action and have fantasies about taking it up the rear end mate for you to be accusing others. Pathertic! go seek a life internet warrior with your caps on all ready for battle.

  • Good advice as always from David Brent.

  • Let me get this straight. You try to pick up women with a hideous goatee, emo hair and a moustache tattooed on your arm.

    I'd f*ck you.

  • i clicked on this assuming you were a dick, but it was actually quite funny. your life now has meaning, congratulations!

    <3

  • lol yep well thats women for you! move country over here their mostly shallow and want some one to give them an easy life... they also have an obsession with famous people .. so if you bare a resemblance to any one resonably good looking on tv .. your in there! .. just dont forget while your going at it with her shes probably imagining you to be that famous person.

  • haha i'm a girl, this is actually quite true!

  • lol 1:15 good from far, but far from good.

  • Brilliant realistic analysis of the 'dating' world.

    (Many) women are shallow, narcissistic, reciprocate very little or are actually very poor communicators unless you're filling their voids with humour, which is impossible for a guy to do 24/7 and you still get little back. It would be nice to receive a bit of humour or as you say, engage in good conversation, substance.

    Nice one, damn good vid. Women, take heed, stop acting like entitlement freaks, be A LADY (thing of the past).

  • @DriveByEggThrow Fact: A woman has never made me laugh properly in a flirting situation....its all on us.....which is complete bullshit

  • @TrickShotRick Exactly, wasting time and effort and you don't get much back. You have to step back from the blind infatuation and ask yourself what you're really getting out of it. Not much, and I don't pedesatalize women any more for many such reasons.

  • @DriveByEggThrow Its wrong to pedesatalize (nice word btw) women mate coz theyre just like us - there is something fundamentally wrong here though. DONT MEET WOMEN IN BARS! FACT! Theyre so used to greasy fuckers trying it on and often they're not out on the pull. Much better to get to know a lass just generally, in a normal situation....if you click you click, if not you don't have to worry about chatting her up....just never speak to her ever again. bada-bing bada-bum

  • @TrickShotRick True, women can make men feel very disposable, no fun and you just have to know when to stop feeding the attention-whore. Yep, coz that's what she is.

    'pedestalize' (oops).

  • GAY

    

  • No women wants to get fucked by you.

    You look like Hitler.

  • @xThexAnimexLoverx and you love anime....no one is perfect...

  • @TrickShotRick your like 1203 person that commented on my name, and no, no one is perfect and even your mom

  • look at the state of u, u dribbling little pussy, maybe the face, maybe ur head is oversized for ur body, look like a bouffant emo queer, gtfo

  • I must admit this guy is talking sense,

  • I like you (in a completely non gay way).

  • stop acting like a looser!!!

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  • Try chloroform. It cuts out all the bs.

  • why have u rolled up your sleeves blogmaths do u think your a unit? well your not

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  • Heh, there was a time where a girl in a less than flattering sparkly dress was unsubtly dancing at me in a club. When I went over to talk to her she gave me the hand - despite the fact I was going to tell her I was gay and to stop rubbing her sequinned arse on my new jeans.

    Ah, gotta love them.

  • Wow... Product of your insecurities much? You say is 'conversation' dead whilst confirming to your viewers that you are conversing with the intention of 'pulling' but then complain that if you do not reveal your intentions, you do not get anywhere.. Fake much? A greasy chav? How ignorant and predjudiced are you? Define a chav (define, not describe). You strike me as a weasly twat who hides his insecurities through the illusion of confidence in order to sneak a win. Girls are smarter than u think

  • @CatalystKane Chav; noun. A man or woman who is obnoxious, arrogant and most likely violent, usually from the North of England and possibly but not exclusively from a working class background.

    (To define you generally have to describe you nanna - see any dictionary definition of a noun)

    I didn't once see this lad talk about being only after a pull (please don't put pull in '...' it makes you look like a twat)

    Damn, you are a catalyst! Or a moron....its often hard to tell sometimes....

  • Ricky Gervais has had an obvious love child

  • you look fucking gay u dirty little fag go fuck ur own ass hold u homosexual scum of the earth

  • brilliant

  • I liked this vid, solid British humour.

    Sub'd

    Keep them coming!

  • I'm a girl.

    I like conversations if someone wants to talk to me. However, I try to drop in ASAP that I have a boyfriend. If you don't want to keep talking, feel free to leave, I won't be offended.

    If you offer to buy me a drink, I refuse as I don't drink alcohol. If you still insist, I tell you I have a boyfriend. If you still insist, I'll have an orange juice, thanks.

    I don't try to lead guys on, but at the same time I'm not going to be a cow and ignore you just because I'm taken...

  • @CaroAllain What you need to start doing is straight up say "Hi. I have a boyfriend.". Men will appreciate this.

  • dickhed

  • haha this is funny! and I'm a girl...it's true! But can I say would you rather us say...actually I don't want to/can't talk to you because I have a boyfriend hey?!!

  • Though some girls (like me) won't even know you're interested unless you preface the conversation with "I find you attractive and at some point in the future would like to do naughty things with you... until then, let's have a meaningful conversation"...

  • @MaddieLamberg > 'Me Tarzan, You Jane', let's go... Why are they 'naughty things'..? Who's preaching here..?

  • @DriveByEggThrow - "naughty things" was used somewhat in jest, I hasten to add. And, yes, it's sometimes necessary to employ caveman-like bluntness to a social situation in which either party is not particularly socially adept...

  • Rid the world of paedophiles.

    Kill every man with a beard.

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  • Oh my god , i know which kind you are talking about. Last year i actually meet one of those types of women and after the experience i was ready to cut her head off.

    So we meet in a bar , we started talking had a few laughs and then we had a big walk to her house it was about an hour , we stood infront of the house for like 15 minutes kissing. She told me to escort her to her room and as soon as we got there : BAM ! , she kissed me and said : Good night , and we never saw each other again....

  • he is as straight as a double rainbow

  • You seem to be going for the David Brent / Ricky Gervais style of comedy. You also look quite a bit like a young, albeit better looking Ricky Gervais. Intentional?

  • @pre1twa freakishly alike O_O

  • john gleeson look alike cunt