Not really sure why you're surprised at the caliber of girls you're meeting...in bars...when you're a complete ass...and have the haircut of a 17 year old Canadian Pop sensation...
I totally agree with you. But I have to say as a female, I've received a lot of bullshit from guys too - the kind of stuff you'd only expect from women. So man up, guys!
Easy advice: Don't go out thinking you can "pull" a girl. We're not lucky charms, or prizes, or objects, we're people. Try behaving like a human instead of a male stereotype. It is okay to be friends with the opposite sex, oh wait, you apparently didn't know that. >.>
Meh, women don't always say what they mean. In my experience: 1. Often when they mention a boyfriend they are lying to try and see if you are put off. 2. OUCH! 3. 'Can i buy you a drink?' doesn't work that well. 4. She might have liked you at first and then changed her mind when you spoke to her. 5. Ah, these things happen. 6. See number 4. 7. If there are cockblockers, it's best to make an arrangement to speak to her at a later date. 8. No class. 9. Annoying. 10 Just relax and try later.
Kind of agree with him, maybe if some girls weren't so horrible it wouldn't put the nice guys off approaching a girl, and it's probably the reason why most men that approach girls are the ones who just wanna get laid so they aren't scared of getting hurt by a girl, so they presume a guys only out for one thing.
If everyone was honest and nice then there would be no problems.
Thanks goodness, I thought I was going mad. I watched a few of these and there was a distinct lack of appropriate scorn and vitriol in the comments. Now this has been featured and the viewership extends beyond the 6th form Media Studies group the balance is being redressed. These aren't funny or valuable in any way.
Ill add. I have more video views than you, blogmaths. And i didnt resort to putting my face on webcam, and acting like some attention seeking teenage fuckup. that nobody loves.
good video, im sure many of us have had this problem. u need to get ur own flat, seriously. particularly at ur age, it's such a novelty, i wouldn't say it works every time, but it works often enough if u can casually invite them back to ur place. even if ur barely got a penny to spend on anything else, its worth investing. it worked for me plenty of times, and im as ugly as fuck.
you're such a massive goon, you're sleeves are rolled up and look how much fucking effort you have made to to sit in front of a camera. Plus you're completely unfunny. Such a twat.
if you didnt look like a dick with a stupid haircut then maybe you could get a girl,,most girls probobly lie to you because they dont want to tell you the truth that you are extremley gay,,do urself a favour,,shave the half goatee,cut ur fringe and go to gym,,,oohhh and lose the moustache tattoo on ur HAHAHA bicep,,by the way BICEP was sarcasic
I insult them a wee bit. If they laugh, thats good and if they don't then you assure them 'i'm actually a nice guy' then you can legitimately buy them a drink....and limbo under the flirt radar.....oh and call them women.
Pathetic little human (don't really know if you're male), removed my comment because it hurt you're very large ego? Baaaawwww, call the waaaambulance.
I totally agree man. I haven't had that many girlfriends but every single one of them has lied to me about the most rediculous things.
How on earth are we going to find a match if everyone has to hide their true nature all of the time? Isn't that the point of it all? To find someone you love? I suppose some would disagree cos all they want is sex and all I can say to that is, go ahead, fuck em and leave em, but when you're old you'll find there's noone there to comfort you.
The bullshit is the thrill of the hunt ,,similar to hunting an animal back in 100 b,c ..its an ageold instinct and good feeling you geek,you never hunted an animal or a nice woman,see theres your dad ffs how are you gonna get any pussy with him creeping around tryin to catch you havin a wank?you,d have more chance of getting layed living homeless you muggy cunt ,you,d fit right in with the beard and hair you own.
A rude David Walliams. Here's the thing, men don't really want women they just want to fuck them, i'd have done all those things and more to you because if i had gone along with your bullshit we'd have woken up the next morning and surprise surprise YOU wouldn't have wanted to talk to me. Works both ways mate. Slating the female form won't get you fans, unless you wanted to grow up to be Bernard Manning? I hear Eddie Large is looking for an understudy.
@Sophie27987 Not all men just want to fuck women. Some, like me, are just searching for someone right to live with, and share their life with. I don't want anything more. So before you condemn men to be bastards the moment you hear their name, just think about that.
Yes, I'm a man, I have sexual urges, but I CAN fucking control it!
@hulmey100 Just saying, it works both ways! That's what everyone has seemed to miss about this. I get it, he's a man therefore his view points and opinions are 100% true and accurate. You men carry on, i'll leave you to it, circle jerking with your thumbs up his arse.
@tag1989 You fucking moron, get a sense of humor. Or just play all of Bernard Manning's DVDs over and over again, it's the same thing in your opinion.
Have you ever considered that looking like a chubby-faced toad with a lego man hair style might be hurting your chances with the ladies? Also, try developing at least a basic sense of humor— that will go a long way.
Are you honestly not gay? Or are you just slightly camp? You're not supposed to be yourself that's the point noone is themselves when they first meet someone. Don't be yourself is the best advice you could give anyone.
lol, i love that your dad just walks into your room without knocking or anything. i bet hes walked in on you doing more than just making a youtube vid.
Ha, I've been guilty of the first one before, most of my very platonic friendships being with males my first assumption would be that a guy was just being sociable. :P Not so naive now, though, should really mention the boyfriend as soon as possible to make sure you both know what grounds you're on...
Occasionally you meet a decent girl in a night club !... & i mean occasionally cos if they are that good then they are probably taken anyway, pulling a decent chick (& i dont mean yo-yo knickers) is as much a question of tenacity as it is good luck ... you need to think to yourself that every time you get blown out, you are one closer to the girl that will say yes ! ... Works for me anyway . :)
To be fair, I find a lot of men who do all these things only want sex (this is fair enough, who doesn't want sex?). But there is wanting sex, and then there is assuming that this girl is easy enough to have sex pretty quick. Women sense this, and if they're not 'easy', they won't appreciate it.
@Kittywhiskers1000 Yeh but sadly this leaves the genuine guys treading water in a shit pond created by the 'lets go fucking mental, a rah rah rah, get your rat out e.t.c" crowd
@TrickShotRick Haha! Well, if we're easy we get slammed for being a slut, whilst the guy gets away scot free. Actually, a lot of women get called names when it comes to flirting or sex (from men and women). It is a complicated issue. Women just like it when the guy shows respect, and allows us to play the chase game. Nothing is appealing when it's gift wrapped for you.
lol dont listen to these pricks that spend their time sending personal attacks on the internet...I thought this was hillarious & the whole emo hair goatee thing suits you..just dont grow a big old beard PLEASE.
@b0rat07 "Gay as a cunt" - Im actually loving the amount of retards posting here! Keeping me well entertained.....ah b0rat07....I was going to choose Bruno10 but it was taken :(
@b0rat07 LMAO why the fuck are you writting in caps you retard. & am a girl who is straight but so what if i was gay? what exactly is your point you twat. You know people that accuse others of being gay are usually insecure about their own sexuality so your clearly not getting any action and have fantasies about taking it up the rear end mate for you to be accusing others. Pathertic! go seek a life internet warrior with your caps on all ready for battle.
lol yep well thats women for you! move country over here their mostly shallow and want some one to give them an easy life... they also have an obsession with famous people .. so if you bare a resemblance to any one resonably good looking on tv .. your in there! .. just dont forget while your going at it with her shes probably imagining you to be that famous person.
Brilliant realistic analysis of the 'dating' world.
(Many) women are shallow, narcissistic, reciprocate very little or are actually very poor communicators unless you're filling their voids with humour, which is impossible for a guy to do 24/7 and you still get little back. It would be nice to receive a bit of humour or as you say, engage in good conversation, substance.
Nice one, damn good vid. Women, take heed, stop acting like entitlement freaks, be A LADY (thing of the past).
@TrickShotRick Exactly, wasting time and effort and you don't get much back. You have to step back from the blind infatuation and ask yourself what you're really getting out of it. Not much, and I don't pedesatalize women any more for many such reasons.
@DriveByEggThrow Its wrong to pedesatalize (nice word btw) women mate coz theyre just like us - there is something fundamentally wrong here though. DONT MEET WOMEN IN BARS! FACT! Theyre so used to greasy fuckers trying it on and often they're not out on the pull. Much better to get to know a lass just generally, in a normal situation....if you click you click, if not you don't have to worry about chatting her up....just never speak to her ever again. bada-bing bada-bum
@TrickShotRick True, women can make men feel very disposable, no fun and you just have to know when to stop feeding the attention-whore. Yep, coz that's what she is.
Heh, there was a time where a girl in a less than flattering sparkly dress was unsubtly dancing at me in a club. When I went over to talk to her she gave me the hand - despite the fact I was going to tell her I was gay and to stop rubbing her sequinned arse on my new jeans.
Wow... Product of your insecurities much? You say is 'conversation' dead whilst confirming to your viewers that you are conversing with the intention of 'pulling' but then complain that if you do not reveal your intentions, you do not get anywhere.. Fake much? A greasy chav? How ignorant and predjudiced are you? Define a chav (define, not describe). You strike me as a weasly twat who hides his insecurities through the illusion of confidence in order to sneak a win. Girls are smarter than u think
@CatalystKane Chav; noun. A man or woman who is obnoxious, arrogant and most likely violent, usually from the North of England and possibly but not exclusively from a working class background.
(To define you generally have to describe you nanna - see any dictionary definition of a noun)
I didn't once see this lad talk about being only after a pull (please don't put pull in '...' it makes you look like a twat)
Damn, you are a catalyst! Or a moron....its often hard to tell sometimes....
I like conversations if someone wants to talk to me. However, I try to drop in ASAP that I have a boyfriend. If you don't want to keep talking, feel free to leave, I won't be offended.
If you offer to buy me a drink, I refuse as I don't drink alcohol. If you still insist, I tell you I have a boyfriend. If you still insist, I'll have an orange juice, thanks.
I don't try to lead guys on, but at the same time I'm not going to be a cow and ignore you just because I'm taken...
haha this is funny! and I'm a girl...it's true! But can I say would you rather us say...actually I don't want to/can't talk to you because I have a boyfriend hey?!!
Though some girls (like me) won't even know you're interested unless you preface the conversation with "I find you attractive and at some point in the future would like to do naughty things with you... until then, let's have a meaningful conversation"...
@DriveByEggThrow - "naughty things" was used somewhat in jest, I hasten to add. And, yes, it's sometimes necessary to employ caveman-like bluntness to a social situation in which either party is not particularly socially adept...
Oh my god , i know which kind you are talking about. Last year i actually meet one of those types of women and after the experience i was ready to cut her head off.
So we meet in a bar , we started talking had a few laughs and then we had a big walk to her house it was about an hour , we stood infront of the house for like 15 minutes kissing. She told me to escort her to her room and as soon as we got there : BAM ! , she kissed me and said : Good night , and we never saw each other again....
You seem to be going for the David Brent / Ricky Gervais style of comedy. You also look quite a bit like a young, albeit better looking Ricky Gervais. Intentional?
I actually want to punch this man in the gonads. You sound and look ridiculous.
xoprin89 1 week ago
It took me ages to find this I watched this ages ago, I love it!
TheSharosieshow 4 months ago
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Supaduck0 7 months ago
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Supaduck0 7 months ago
A bit lke a younger version of David Brent but with a worse haircut.
graemea67 8 months ago
Not really sure why you're surprised at the caliber of girls you're meeting...in bars...when you're a complete ass...and have the haircut of a 17 year old Canadian Pop sensation...
Cougarz721 9 months ago 4
I can't imagine why anyone wouldn't want to date a charmer like yourself.
dancetilurdead 9 months ago 5
I can't dislike this video enough. This guy is an utter cock.
FishInATree 1 year ago
The worst bit about this is that it's true, I felt a sinking feeling of memories as you went through some of those scenarios
bradyo2 1 year ago
I totally agree with you. But I have to say as a female, I've received a lot of bullshit from guys too - the kind of stuff you'd only expect from women. So man up, guys!
MICHISMO 1 year ago 4
that really cheered me up mate i fort i was the only one lol
SuperBlue121 1 year ago
He has a point and I think this video was funny and truthful top bloke keep up the videos
punksasch911 1 year ago
I'm just going to ignore the actual content of this video and say OMG Maps & Atlases! you cool kid! :D
ItIsRebecca 1 year ago
Easy advice: Don't go out thinking you can "pull" a girl. We're not lucky charms, or prizes, or objects, we're people. Try behaving like a human instead of a male stereotype. It is okay to be friends with the opposite sex, oh wait, you apparently didn't know that. >.>
Zarlake 1 year ago
You remind me of Ricky Gervais aha. Do you, by any chance, come from a near area as him? :)
awesome video. :)
WhereIsWales 1 year ago
You look like a gay fabianski.
dzaek4115 1 year ago
lol this guy is funny
pronation1 1 year ago
You are pretty:)
studentRules 1 year ago
390904902 1 year ago
Mystery Method. First thing you need to start on is that mop, you call hair.
ghpink 1 year ago
I am shocked to find that it's women he's interested in. He's as camp as christmas.
bled83 1 year ago
i tell my lad m8s not to bother all the time there all cun** yeah you kno what i mean
redgreenyellowblack 1 year ago
justin biebers older bro is just going to the wrong pubs ,if he hits the gay bar hes gonna score big
koxakx 1 year ago
0:13 I bet your thinking "WAFFLEZ!!" 8D
outlikealight1999 1 year ago
Maybe women don't like maps and atlas try dressing like a Chav
MyBadbull 1 year ago
This made me laugh but I get your point. I don't see why any girl wouldn't want to go out with you ;)
LaurenLalala08 1 year ago
hahaha :) this made me laugh so much i actually made a youtube account so i could comment :) hahah
LucyC1aire 1 year ago
1+1=487,372.
dragnarok1134 1 year ago
Kind of agree with him, maybe if some girls weren't so horrible it wouldn't put the nice guys off approaching a girl, and it's probably the reason why most men that approach girls are the ones who just wanna get laid so they aren't scared of getting hurt by a girl, so they presume a guys only out for one thing.
If everyone was honest and nice then there would be no problems.
doyoulikeowls 1 year ago
You can't just blurt out straight away that you have a boyfriend as soon as a guy talks to you, it's a bit presumptious
EedDeryi 1 year ago
Try not being a dick, you will have more success (i.e some)
HitMeQuick 1 year ago
Maps and Atlases woo!
livbiv 1 year ago
Thanks goodness, I thought I was going mad. I watched a few of these and there was a distinct lack of appropriate scorn and vitriol in the comments. Now this has been featured and the viewership extends beyond the 6th form Media Studies group the balance is being redressed. These aren't funny or valuable in any way.
However, we don't have to watch them!
JohnTheRegis 1 year ago
Re ject
edders10000 1 year ago
twat
jacobericroberts 1 year ago
Bell end. Badmaths?? Badhair more like. Head and face.
paulhuby 1 year ago
@paulhuby What Is The Point Of You Living ?
wormsinya 1 year ago
Ill add. I have more video views than you, blogmaths. And i didnt resort to putting my face on webcam, and acting like some attention seeking teenage fuckup. that nobody loves.
Pattonash 1 year ago
have you got a culture, or do you enjoy acting like a fucking-dumb-american-attention-starved-IMBECILE?
Why do you want your face on the internet. Did you not get enough attention when you were a boy?
I bet you have/want an iPad. HAPPY LITTLE CONSUMER!!! BUY BUY BUY BUY
Pattonash 1 year ago
good video, im sure many of us have had this problem. u need to get ur own flat, seriously. particularly at ur age, it's such a novelty, i wouldn't say it works every time, but it works often enough if u can casually invite them back to ur place. even if ur barely got a penny to spend on anything else, its worth investing. it worked for me plenty of times, and im as ugly as fuck.
nomoresecrets1 1 year ago
you are sad but i love it! everything you said is so true lmao!
however lets not be sexist, i'm sure there is a lot to say about men and how they act on a night out! ha ha
TheBobs02 1 year ago
you're such a massive goon, you're sleeves are rolled up and look how much fucking effort you have made to to sit in front of a camera. Plus you're completely unfunny. Such a twat.
chrisreid800 1 year ago
@chrisreid800 cunt
1200james1200 1 year ago
if you didnt look like a dick with a stupid haircut then maybe you could get a girl,,most girls probobly lie to you because they dont want to tell you the truth that you are extremley gay,,do urself a favour,,shave the half goatee,cut ur fringe and go to gym,,,oohhh and lose the moustache tattoo on ur HAHAHA bicep,,by the way BICEP was sarcasic
parkyjjb 1 year ago
I insult them a wee bit. If they laugh, thats good and if they don't then you assure them 'i'm actually a nice guy' then you can legitimately buy them a drink....and limbo under the flirt radar.....oh and call them women.
megascarp 1 year ago
this has reallly changed my life.
thank you.
i love you.
if you dont find a girl let me know
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
nicolacreighton 1 year ago
Dude, get a fuckin haircut and then girls probably wouldnt "dick you about" so much!!
It might have something to do with the fact you look like your balancing a shiney haired dog on the top of your fucking head lol
Oh.......and facial hair went out of fashion in the 80's !! TWAT!
dazlia2 1 year ago
@dazlia2 People put too much emphasis on looks here in the comments.
Geemonster69 1 year ago
Pathetic little human (don't really know if you're male), removed my comment because it hurt you're very large ego? Baaaawwww, call the waaaambulance.
9ORGAZMO6 1 year ago
girls are all stupid and only go for idiots, mistaking stupidity for confidence, dont bother with it.
Triderian 1 year ago
I totally agree man. I haven't had that many girlfriends but every single one of them has lied to me about the most rediculous things.
How on earth are we going to find a match if everyone has to hide their true nature all of the time? Isn't that the point of it all? To find someone you love? I suppose some would disagree cos all they want is sex and all I can say to that is, go ahead, fuck em and leave em, but when you're old you'll find there's noone there to comfort you.
L33tImagination 1 year ago
The bullshit is the thrill of the hunt ,,similar to hunting an animal back in 100 b,c ..its an ageold instinct and good feeling you geek,you never hunted an animal or a nice woman,see theres your dad ffs how are you gonna get any pussy with him creeping around tryin to catch you havin a wank?you,d have more chance of getting layed living homeless you muggy cunt ,you,d fit right in with the beard and hair you own.
jihaad 1 year ago
@jihaad Fuck off you whore. Just FUCK OFF. Words CANNOT describe how fucking pissed off that paragraph you wrote has made me.
L33tImagination 1 year ago
@L33tImagination har har har public schoolboy ,emo ,emo , EMO! how about i buy you a thai wife ,mail order ? your fucked otherwize.
jihaad 1 year ago
Sorry pal, you need to get your leg over. Come to Korea, I'll greet you at the airport! :-)
joeyriles 1 year ago
i love you haha
CloudiestClairy 1 year ago
A rude David Walliams. Here's the thing, men don't really want women they just want to fuck them, i'd have done all those things and more to you because if i had gone along with your bullshit we'd have woken up the next morning and surprise surprise YOU wouldn't have wanted to talk to me. Works both ways mate. Slating the female form won't get you fans, unless you wanted to grow up to be Bernard Manning? I hear Eddie Large is looking for an understudy.
Sophie27987 1 year ago
@Sophie27987 Bernard Manning is a legend!
BigsexyJamesasshole 1 year ago
@Sophie27987 Not all men just want to fuck women. Some, like me, are just searching for someone right to live with, and share their life with. I don't want anything more. So before you condemn men to be bastards the moment you hear their name, just think about that.
Yes, I'm a man, I have sexual urges, but I CAN fucking control it!
L33tImagination 1 year ago
@L33tImagination Well good for you that's lovely!!
Sophie27987 1 year ago
@Sophie27987 you must have been really hurt in the past to have this opinion that all men are horrible sophie
hulmey100 1 year ago
@hulmey100 Just saying, it works both ways! That's what everyone has seemed to miss about this. I get it, he's a man therefore his view points and opinions are 100% true and accurate. You men carry on, i'll leave you to it, circle jerking with your thumbs up his arse.
Sophie27987 1 year ago
@Sophie27987 YOU CARRY ON STRUMMING YOUR BEEF CURTAINS THEN
hulmey100 1 year ago
@hulmey100 CURTAINS MADE OF BEEF, OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SOME WILLY WONKA WANKING WONDERFUL INVENTION. WHERE CAN I BUY THESE B&Q? WILKINSONS?
Sophie27987 1 year ago
@Sophie27987 you already have them , my little sausage wallet
hulmey100 1 year ago
@Sophie27987
hahaha you should definitely go to b&q to ask if they sell beef curtains.
GenocideMakesMeSmile 1 year ago
@Sophie27987 hmmm....a feminist/lesbian whos fat and ugly. and has bad teeth :)
tag1989 1 year ago
@tag1989 Oh my god where?? She sounds fucking amazing!!!!!
Sophie27987 1 year ago
@Sophie27987 look in the mirror and you should find her. if you cant.... then add blind bat to the list.
tag1989 1 year ago
@tag1989 You fucking moron, get a sense of humor. Or just play all of Bernard Manning's DVDs over and over again, it's the same thing in your opinion.
Sophie27987 1 year ago
@Sophie27987 bernard manning? never heard of the bastard. maybe if i did, then your last comment may of had an effect.
tag1989 1 year ago
fuck face
fuck3r1 1 year ago
haha, Ricky Gervais and Jimmy Carr had a kid about 20 years ago.
Oneill9293 1 year ago
Im the several drinks and making eyes person :)
RandomKiEmo 1 year ago
wow, you live with your dad :/
EddieOD72 1 year ago
Have you ever considered that looking like a chubby-faced toad with a lego man hair style might be hurting your chances with the ladies? Also, try developing at least a basic sense of humor— that will go a long way.
jimmyspinn 1 year ago
HERE HERE! Well done my son!
MrMMurdock 1 year ago
your preview pic looks like edbassmaster with a wig
KingSkulkZ 1 year ago
loving the maps & atlases tshirt
poridicle 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
You probably couldn't remind me of david brent anymore if you possibly tried :)
Cortexosti 1 year ago
Buy woman drinks?
Who the hell would do that
I let them buy me a drink
TheresAGhostInMyBeer 1 year ago
this guy is funny! - and the words are soo true! - genious!
funkyduc2 1 year ago
@funkyduc2 clearly you yourself aren't one as you cant even spell it
jesusisalex 1 year ago
@jesusisalex can't spell what? beer and lte nights are not a good mix - and that combined with using the internet too!
funkyduc2 1 year ago
Are you honestly not gay? Or are you just slightly camp? You're not supposed to be yourself that's the point noone is themselves when they first meet someone. Don't be yourself is the best advice you could give anyone.
MrFeatherr 1 year ago
you remoind me SOO much of george micheal .. HES AWESOME! xD
5sandwiches 1 year ago
Maybe try meeting girls at places other than clubs/pubs etc...? what sort of girls do you (generally) expect meeting in those places...
droptheleash0 1 year ago
you sound like david brent
myweightgain 1 year ago
Here in the U.S all you have to do is tell the bitch you have coke or crystal meth or money and then you can score for shure lol
stalag58 1 year ago
1. Get a hair cut
2. stop moaning
3. get a life
VladKalashnikov 1 year ago
You look like Peter Dinklage.
burlearth 1 year ago
lol, i love that your dad just walks into your room without knocking or anything. i bet hes walked in on you doing more than just making a youtube vid.
rjlupin 1 year ago
Lose your female hairstyle and female characteristcs and you may have a chance.
THEFRANKLINFILM 1 year ago
gay
rugbylover881 1 year ago
Has anyone ever told you that you look like Reynholm from the 'IT Crowd'?
If you also had the dramatic voice, you'd be the awesomest person in the universe :D
timebombtimmy 1 year ago
Dont give tips on how to chat up women, look at you, please.
FUzi0nS 1 year ago
let them come to you and lower your standards haha
olliet24 1 year ago
ur a legend m8!!
woenashby 1 year ago
Ha, I've been guilty of the first one before, most of my very platonic friendships being with males my first assumption would be that a guy was just being sociable. :P Not so naive now, though, should really mention the boyfriend as soon as possible to make sure you both know what grounds you're on...
lisadagz 1 year ago
GAYBOY
moscow08rd 1 year ago
Occasionally you meet a decent girl in a night club !... & i mean occasionally cos if they are that good then they are probably taken anyway, pulling a decent chick (& i dont mean yo-yo knickers) is as much a question of tenacity as it is good luck ... you need to think to yourself that every time you get blown out, you are one closer to the girl that will say yes ! ... Works for me anyway . :)
luvpump1 1 year ago
@luvpump1 GIMP
moscow08rd 1 year ago
@moscow08rd Ofcourse i am ! :) but i get laid of lot more than you ;-)
luvpump1 1 year ago
is it fair to say the man is sexually frustrated/ a virgin ?
dunkitin2 1 year ago
gay boy
weebeat 1 year ago
This video was great :)
ScarlettStreet 1 year ago
Dude you're a fucking legend, I love you!
Cathal002 1 year ago
@Cathal002 ur gay aswell!
moscow08rd 1 year ago
AHAHA soo true :) xx
HIGHzONzLIFE 1 year ago
Lol @ teh blooper.
Campo1988 1 year ago
RSD. Google it.
funkyewan 1 year ago
omg m8 ur so queer :)
fozziesheadband 1 year ago
Should have been titled "My rant at life"
callum293 1 year ago
What is wrong with his hair?
djwrighty23 1 year ago
id do you
daisydooo57 1 year ago
i'm the slut.
gawjustiff 1 year ago
@gawjustiff can I go out with you please
rydhwan 1 year ago
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@rydhwan only if your gay
Paul3love 1 year ago
AFC... noob
AzoraFrika 1 year ago
dude I look just like you, where are you finding these women?
Repoocekim 1 year ago
its easy to know if a girl likes you
steroidsischeating 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
You are talking sense. But unfortunately you also seem to be a bit of a loser.
Motorhed95 1 year ago
oops... 'pedestalize'... (?)
DriveByEggThrow 1 year ago
'videobloggers' are the fucking worst
borisjohnson420 1 year ago
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Charlcunt 1 year ago
@Charlcunt A wanker asshole clown idiot? Thats sounds like a fucking awesome circus show mate!
'Glass his face in?' ....see previous post on definition of 'chav'
TrickShotRick 1 year ago
To be fair, I find a lot of men who do all these things only want sex (this is fair enough, who doesn't want sex?). But there is wanting sex, and then there is assuming that this girl is easy enough to have sex pretty quick. Women sense this, and if they're not 'easy', they won't appreciate it.
Kittywhiskers1000 1 year ago
@Kittywhiskers1000 Yeh but sadly this leaves the genuine guys treading water in a shit pond created by the 'lets go fucking mental, a rah rah rah, get your rat out e.t.c" crowd
TrickShotRick 1 year ago
@TrickShotRick Haha! Well, if we're easy we get slammed for being a slut, whilst the guy gets away scot free. Actually, a lot of women get called names when it comes to flirting or sex (from men and women). It is a complicated issue. Women just like it when the guy shows respect, and allows us to play the chase game. Nothing is appealing when it's gift wrapped for you.
Kittywhiskers1000 1 year ago
@Kittywhiskers1000 Damn fucking right, this guys a bih
AzoraFrika 1 year ago
wat a bellend
leoin23 1 year ago
lol dont listen to these pricks that spend their time sending personal attacks on the internet...I thought this was hillarious & the whole emo hair goatee thing suits you..just dont grow a big old beard PLEASE.
00Crazyness 1 year ago
@00Crazyness
YOURE AS GAY AS THE CUNT IN THE VIDEO. PAIR OF HOMOS!
b0rat07 1 year ago
@b0rat07 "Gay as a cunt" - Im actually loving the amount of retards posting here! Keeping me well entertained.....ah b0rat07....I was going to choose Bruno10 but it was taken :(
TrickShotRick 1 year ago
@b0rat07 LMAO why the fuck are you writting in caps you retard. & am a girl who is straight but so what if i was gay? what exactly is your point you twat. You know people that accuse others of being gay are usually insecure about their own sexuality so your clearly not getting any action and have fantasies about taking it up the rear end mate for you to be accusing others. Pathertic! go seek a life internet warrior with your caps on all ready for battle.
00Crazyness 1 year ago
Good advice as always from David Brent.
vTheFreemanv 1 year ago
Let me get this straight. You try to pick up women with a hideous goatee, emo hair and a moustache tattooed on your arm.
I'd f*ck you.
axtract 1 year ago
i clicked on this assuming you were a dick, but it was actually quite funny. your life now has meaning, congratulations!
<3
leetshots 1 year ago 2
lol yep well thats women for you! move country over here their mostly shallow and want some one to give them an easy life... they also have an obsession with famous people .. so if you bare a resemblance to any one resonably good looking on tv .. your in there! .. just dont forget while your going at it with her shes probably imagining you to be that famous person.
Zyborgmonkey 1 year ago
haha i'm a girl, this is actually quite true!
laurasface 1 year ago
lol 1:15 good from far, but far from good.
lafleuronfire 1 year ago
Brilliant realistic analysis of the 'dating' world.
(Many) women are shallow, narcissistic, reciprocate very little or are actually very poor communicators unless you're filling their voids with humour, which is impossible for a guy to do 24/7 and you still get little back. It would be nice to receive a bit of humour or as you say, engage in good conversation, substance.
Nice one, damn good vid. Women, take heed, stop acting like entitlement freaks, be A LADY (thing of the past).
DriveByEggThrow 1 year ago
@DriveByEggThrow Fact: A woman has never made me laugh properly in a flirting situation....its all on us.....which is complete bullshit
TrickShotRick 1 year ago
@TrickShotRick Exactly, wasting time and effort and you don't get much back. You have to step back from the blind infatuation and ask yourself what you're really getting out of it. Not much, and I don't pedesatalize women any more for many such reasons.
DriveByEggThrow 1 year ago
@DriveByEggThrow Its wrong to pedesatalize (nice word btw) women mate coz theyre just like us - there is something fundamentally wrong here though. DONT MEET WOMEN IN BARS! FACT! Theyre so used to greasy fuckers trying it on and often they're not out on the pull. Much better to get to know a lass just generally, in a normal situation....if you click you click, if not you don't have to worry about chatting her up....just never speak to her ever again. bada-bing bada-bum
TrickShotRick 1 year ago
@TrickShotRick True, women can make men feel very disposable, no fun and you just have to know when to stop feeding the attention-whore. Yep, coz that's what she is.
'pedestalize' (oops).
DriveByEggThrow 1 year ago
GAY
de1andonlyDEVERO 1 year ago
No women wants to get fucked by you.
You look like Hitler.
xThexAnimexLoverx 1 year ago
@xThexAnimexLoverx and you love anime....no one is perfect...
TrickShotRick 1 year ago
@TrickShotRick your like 1203 person that commented on my name, and no, no one is perfect and even your mom
xThexAnimexLoverx 1 year ago
look at the state of u, u dribbling little pussy, maybe the face, maybe ur head is oversized for ur body, look like a bouffant emo queer, gtfo
spunkertube 1 year ago
I must admit this guy is talking sense,
Dsniper216 1 year ago
I like you (in a completely non gay way).
mrb543 1 year ago
stop acting like a looser!!!
ViskiCola 1 year ago
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stephmacleod 1 year ago
Try chloroform. It cuts out all the bs.
BSbusters 1 year ago
why have u rolled up your sleeves blogmaths do u think your a unit? well your not
dunkitin2 1 year ago
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pjmmontgomery 1 year ago
Heh, there was a time where a girl in a less than flattering sparkly dress was unsubtly dancing at me in a club. When I went over to talk to her she gave me the hand - despite the fact I was going to tell her I was gay and to stop rubbing her sequinned arse on my new jeans.
Ah, gotta love them.
kalvaza 1 year ago
Wow... Product of your insecurities much? You say is 'conversation' dead whilst confirming to your viewers that you are conversing with the intention of 'pulling' but then complain that if you do not reveal your intentions, you do not get anywhere.. Fake much? A greasy chav? How ignorant and predjudiced are you? Define a chav (define, not describe). You strike me as a weasly twat who hides his insecurities through the illusion of confidence in order to sneak a win. Girls are smarter than u think
CatalystKane 1 year ago
@CatalystKane Chav; noun. A man or woman who is obnoxious, arrogant and most likely violent, usually from the North of England and possibly but not exclusively from a working class background.
(To define you generally have to describe you nanna - see any dictionary definition of a noun)
I didn't once see this lad talk about being only after a pull (please don't put pull in '...' it makes you look like a twat)
Damn, you are a catalyst! Or a moron....its often hard to tell sometimes....
TrickShotRick 1 year ago
Ricky Gervais has had an obvious love child
KrimHyu 1 year ago
you look fucking gay u dirty little fag go fuck ur own ass hold u homosexual scum of the earth
KhanioProductions 1 year ago
brilliant
bigmoleyman 1 year ago
I liked this vid, solid British humour.
Sub'd
Keep them coming!
MrFaceSmash 1 year ago
I'm a girl.
I like conversations if someone wants to talk to me. However, I try to drop in ASAP that I have a boyfriend. If you don't want to keep talking, feel free to leave, I won't be offended.
If you offer to buy me a drink, I refuse as I don't drink alcohol. If you still insist, I tell you I have a boyfriend. If you still insist, I'll have an orange juice, thanks.
I don't try to lead guys on, but at the same time I'm not going to be a cow and ignore you just because I'm taken...
CaroAllain 1 year ago
@CaroAllain What you need to start doing is straight up say "Hi. I have a boyfriend.". Men will appreciate this.
SpeedoJoe 1 year ago
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@CaroAllain What you need to start doing is straight up say "Hi. I have a boyfriend.". Men will appreciate this.
SpeedoJoe 1 year ago
dickhed
jumpboy789 1 year ago
haha this is funny! and I'm a girl...it's true! But can I say would you rather us say...actually I don't want to/can't talk to you because I have a boyfriend hey?!!
Melissavictoria24 1 year ago
Though some girls (like me) won't even know you're interested unless you preface the conversation with "I find you attractive and at some point in the future would like to do naughty things with you... until then, let's have a meaningful conversation"...
MaddieLamberg 1 year ago
@MaddieLamberg > 'Me Tarzan, You Jane', let's go... Why are they 'naughty things'..? Who's preaching here..?
DriveByEggThrow 1 year ago
@DriveByEggThrow - "naughty things" was used somewhat in jest, I hasten to add. And, yes, it's sometimes necessary to employ caveman-like bluntness to a social situation in which either party is not particularly socially adept...
MaddieLamberg 1 year ago
Rid the world of paedophiles.
Kill every man with a beard.
jamesoconnell30 1 year ago
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Rid the world of terrorists and paedophiles.
Kill everyone with a beard.
jamesoconnell30 1 year ago
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jamesoconnell30 1 year ago
Oh my god , i know which kind you are talking about. Last year i actually meet one of those types of women and after the experience i was ready to cut her head off.
So we meet in a bar , we started talking had a few laughs and then we had a big walk to her house it was about an hour , we stood infront of the house for like 15 minutes kissing. She told me to escort her to her room and as soon as we got there : BAM ! , she kissed me and said : Good night , and we never saw each other again....
worldofbobi 1 year ago
he is as straight as a double rainbow
LynxHDz 1 year ago
You seem to be going for the David Brent / Ricky Gervais style of comedy. You also look quite a bit like a young, albeit better looking Ricky Gervais. Intentional?
pre1twa 1 year ago
@pre1twa freakishly alike O_O
sweeneymacshane 1 year ago
john gleeson look alike cunt