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  • We should add a superlaser to the fence! :D

    Great vid I loled.

  • OMGLMAO!!!!! build the danged fence!

  • Im john mc cain and i approve this message..Lmfao

  • best spoof ever

  • Haha, that was great!

  • I thought it was hilarious...

  • @WatcherofVideos11 your just a republican...

  • I love the laugh at 0:41.

  • I love how John McCain is that guy #lol

  • too funny. Mc Cain is a sucka.

  • We chase mexicans like they're rats down on the southwest border, but if an illegal shows up on TV with Michelle Obama, well . . . "we just have to work on that". Its not a problem, if politicians (or their wives) might end up looking like jerks on tv. If DC was going to be consistent, Michelle should have shoved a rifle in the girls face, forced her to the ground, and hauled her off in handcuffs. But that might be bad for PR. Idiots. They're all a bunch of idiots.

  • @rmcdaniel423

    The lil girl is not illegal, you idiot!

  • @lv3ddip She said "My mom says Barrack Obama is taking everybody away that doesn't have papers. My mom doesn't have papers."  I, and everyone else, assumed that implied illegal status. Is the kid a legal citizen, just because her illegal mom birthed her here, where she could get free taxpayer subsidized ER visits and schooling? If so, my mistake. The DC idiots should keep subsidizing the girl, then chase her mom down like a rat, if they want to be consistent. (to be cont.) ---

  • @lv3ddip As I understand, neither the girl nor her paperless mom will face any legal action. That's my point. They are treated humanely, while people just like them (who want a better life in a better country) are treated like vermin on the border, and elsewhere. Govt = inconsistent & hypocritical

    In my perfect utopian fantasy future, there would be no borders, papers, or national governments. Immigration would be a non-issue. It would be called "moving".

  • @rmcdaniel423

    If everyone could just immigrate at will, you'd have millions more people congregating wherever resources happens to be then moving on once they're done exploiting it all. It would be like Johannesburg, Africa. Its better that people stay put wherever they are. Then they must be more responsible for their immediate environment and we eliminate some of the issues of globalization. Albeit, in a utopia the reasons people move should be eliminated, they should be happy where they are

  • @BlueBerryWizard By your reasoning, do you suggest the people of Detroit should just stay where they are and suffer the shitty economy and destitute community, rather than moving to, let's say Dallas, where the job market might be better? My view is that moving from Detroit to Dallas is no different than moving from Tijuana to Dallas, ethically and economically speaking. Are you suggesting people shouldn't move at all, regardless of legal/illegal immigration status?

  • @rmcdaniel423

    Yes to all. In a utopia, we shouldn't have those problems that motivate people to move from where they are though. In this non-utopia that is reality, it would help reduce population while encouraging sustainable local development. I guess some migration is ok, but as long as it's very slow and over small distances. By geographically isolating populations of humans, over time they will become more and more genetically distinct, perhaps leading to new hominid species.

  • @BlueBerryWizard So the folks in Dallas might become a whole new species from their sorry ancient relatives in Detroit? Or Tijuana? That's the reason people should stay put and suffer a miserable current condition!??

    I think I'm done with this conversation. Thanks for participating.

  • @rmcdaniel423

    You're welcome. I find it amusing you took me so seriously. Migration should be limited, but not on the scale of cities. Instead, it should be on the scale of ecoregions (also called bioregions). If everyone can move to anywhere in the world with ease, we'll slowly loose our genetic diversity and become like Antarctic Krill (the single most successful species in terms of biomass, because they are a global, non-geographically separated, interbreeding population).

  • @BlueBerryWizard wrote "If everyone can move to anywhere in the world with ease, we'll slowly loose our genetic diversity"

    I disagree. Mixing people up will INCREASE genetic diversity. If mexicans only breed with mexicans, diversity will be limited. Mexicans + asians + europeans, etc = more genetic diversity. However, we may lose ETHNIC diversity. We will see more multiracial people, etc. Like mutts in the dog world. Genetic diversity is healthy for a species.

  • @rmcdaniel423

    Ethnic diversity is better in the long run. If we don't speciate, the homo genus stands a greater chance of being wiped out.

  • @rmcdaniel423

    Btw, mixing people doesn't increase genetic diversity as a whole. Breeding Mexicans with Mexicans all the time means that Mexicans won't be genetically diverse as a subgroup, but the global human population will remain quite diverse. Besides, smaller breeding groups are more prone to mutations. Deleterious traits will show up and weaken them but beneficial traits may also appear. In general, evolution is sped up when there's more stress on a population to adapt too.

  • @BlueBerryWizard wrote "smaller breeding groups are more prone to mutations."

    This is an argument for LARGER breeding groups, ie mixed ethnic groups, which you claim would REDUCE genetic diversity. Your genetic logic is failing miserably in my opinion. You can keep responding with nonsense if you want, but I am done with this dead end conversation. Thanks for playing.

  • @rmcdaniel423

    I don't think I ever claimed it would reduce genetic diversity. I just said it wouldn't increase genetic diversity. Btw, I haven't slept much for quite some time so my arguments are bound to be extremely faulty. Most of my memory is simply blocked. I need curtains for my room to block out the street lights which light up my room so much I could read without turning anything on & it's really hot too. I'm posting this at 5:22 AM at night right now I haven't slept at all. x.x

  • @rmcdaniel423

    Normally I'd think things out more or else otherwise would refrain from posting but my insomnia has been intense for a few weeks now so I'm just saying things without really making sure I'm clear about it just to do something while I wait for my next chance at trying to sleep.

  • @BlueBerryWizard The word you're looking for is dystopia not non-utopia. Just thought I'd throw you a gem there :)

  • @Illustratos

    Odd, I have already been aware of that term for a long time now. I wonder why I put non-utopia. Hmmm...

    Oh I remember; I was doubting whether or not this is a dystopia... For a society to be a dystopia, doesn't it have to be a failed utopia? If no attempt was made at making a utopia, then it's just a crappy society.

  • @BlueBerryWizard

    It's funny you should say that, The root for "utopia" is greek meaning "not" and "place".

    The word implies a perfect society is impossible. While dystopia means "bad place". I think we're all capable of seeing how that's applicable.

  • @Illustratos

    What are/where we talking about now?..

    I was aware of the meaning of utopia o.o. Btw, eutopia is a perfect society that actually is realized. Sparta was a military eutopia for example.

  • @Illustratos Actually, "utopia" means "GOOD place" in Greek, not "not place"

  • @rmcdaniel423

    You're overlooking that the little girl is a NATURAL BORN CITIZEN of the United States..

    If you're born here, you're a citizen here. It doesn't matter who your parents are.

    Furthermore, Obama doesn't exactly endorse the actions nor the approach vigilante "minute-men" take to detaining illegals, and I'm quite certain neither does his wife.

    And, to top it all off, her mother may very well be perfectly legal. Do you know how many Hispanics are freaking out over this law? I would, too.

  • @ChrisSecretAccount I acknowledged my mistake on the natural citizenship of the kid. My very first comment, about treating them like rats and shoving a rifle in the girls face, was meant facetiously. Border patrol DOES chase people with guns drawn. I HOPE the Obamas don't care for that approach. I agree the law is unjustly freaking people out. My attempt at satire here has backfired because people misunderstood my intent. I will kindly back out of this conversation.

  • This is full of win

  • ask the chinese how the "Great Wall" worked out and then look at your rediculous fence

  • I don't know, if you continue to collapse the American economy it might be a good idea to put some gates in the fence for when you want to emigrate to South America.

  • This *would* have been on ol' Huff. It's like Fox for libtards, haha. Anyway, @Chiefjoseph82: Who said anything about Mexicans? This targets illegals. We want absolutely everyone to come here legally. Everyone is welcome here. Just do it the RIGHT WAY, please. I don't care if you're Canadian, Mexican, Chinese or polka dotted. Can we just give the law a chance to work? Most people that label this law as racist have no idea what it's like in southern Arizona.

  • Awesome, but they should've freezed frame palpatine. That would've sealed it.

  • wow...he looks just like mccain lol

  • Perfect! the danged fence will be completed on schedule! This vids a riot

  • anyone remember Regan legalizing a bunch of immigrants?

  • oh high4entertainment, you so silly !

  • 政治片

  • Darth Vader's voice actor sounds like Jesse Ventura.

  • LOL Im Ray William Johnson and i approve this messege 0:42

  • You all do remember that everyone of you who are complaining about Mexicans are in fact illegal migrants yourself right? You forefather came here looking for a better life and future. And now that others want to do the same. well we can't have that.

    Lets build the wall but if you build one on mexico have to build one on the Canadian border to its only fair. Also ask yourself this, who has more right to be here, people who can walk here or people who had to cross an ocean?

  • @Chiefjoseph82 You're a fucking 'tard.

    Guess what comes with ILLEGAL immigration? Anyone can get through. Pedophiles, murderers, rapists, diseased persons. That's the issue. Not immigration. I want them to have a better life, but why not do it legally? Or, better yet, fix their own shithole instead of turning ours into one too! They don't even speak ENGLISH because they REFUSE to.

  • @WTCTribute LOL, thats what the first European American where too, it wasn't just people coming for religious freedom, it was the so call "lower scum" of Europe. Why else would people risk their lives to come here?

    As for the Pedophiles, murderers, and rapists we had many here before Mexicans. Unless your saying all of those things happen now cause of immigrants? as for Diseased Persons, Europeans brought those too, unless you forget that smallpox almost killed the entire Native American.

  • @Chiefjoseph82 u right man all this white need to know there the ones who came across the ocean. not the mexicans. if you look at it all the white people are wetbacks

  • @mzox210 Look all I am saying that is American goes around say were the best this and that. and when people finally believe it and say lets go, Once they get here its like oh... yea that was our old brochure. Sorry now skip back home and die!

    I am not pro or con, for this issue, Something has to be done yes. but all i hear is don't allow anymore Mexicans to come in. I don't hear anything about others. So if we going to close american, put a big No Vacancy sign on the statue of liberty.

  • @Chiefjoseph82 america never puts out that they are the best. that is pt out by presidents in mexico and rumor in mexico about how nice it is like the rumors of the west when the eastern colonies needed land. they went and found out it was sh1t.

  • @Chiefjoseph82 THEY CAME LEGALLY. loller coaster.

  • @Chiefjoseph82 nope my family legally immigrated to the states after WW2. As im sure Millions of other ppls families have done.

  • @Chiefjoseph82 - Historically, all counties have changed borders, had different rulers, and suffered invasions. That is until they become strong enough to protect themselves! Native Mexicans were first dominated by the Spanish, then the French.

  • @Chiefjoseph82 if the red man had had a strong anti-illegal immigrant policy, would you be posting here from a reservation?

  • @Chiefjoseph82 You're mincing your words. There's a difference between ILLEGAL immigrants and people that come here wanting to be citizens. They are legally here. They have birth certificates, drivers licenses, social security cards etc. etc. The illegal immigrants or Mexicans that everyone's complaining about hop fences and cross rivers to enter the country ILLEGALLY. As for the Canadian border, it's never going to happen and a hollow argument on your part. Canadians don't want shitty HMO's.

  • @Chiefjoseph82 Lol were putting a wall on mexico just cause too many of them are flooding in and being noticed =3... Canada doesnt have a wall cause there sneaky and they dont cause that much rucus^^ Just to inform you.. People that cross the ocean to get to the U.S. Have to deal with 'THE SYSTEM" my parents waited 15 yrs. and did the right steps, SO FUCK YOU BUDDY! (with good intentions)

  • @Chiefjoseph82 im native american and hawaiian so i've been here lol

  • im  freaking homosexual and i approve this message.

  • haha classic. fuckin queer

  • Border patrol = evil. Sad

  • Yes, it does depend on the company you work for. I think that is why I said average. if you are not familiar with the definition of "average" please look it up. I was actually going to mention anything about Obama. I am going to talk about the affect business has. We the business owners here are giving the jobs to the illegal workers. Which they reduces the money, which we already went over. If the Businesses stop hiring the workers they money being lost by the government will deplete.

  • i know he lied and was going to change what he said.. I'm not voting more that racist asshole

  • @elmole602 if you illegaly cross the border into mexico, they send you to a firing squad. all we do is send you back

  • lol ceo gets paid 500 times more then the average worker. In Japan the ceo makes only 50 times more. SO now knowing that who do you think is really stealing the money.

  • @simassie12 it acually depends what company you work for. i can tell you know nothing about buisness by saying dumb shit like that. to someone that knows about buisness, you look like an idiot. plus this has NOTHING to do with this video, and the government does not pay the ceo's the company they work for does. ALSO don't try to be like, but they got bailed out, because obama put caps on their income and bonuses until their firm/company pays them back

  • you dumb idiots, the illegal mexicans are stealing your money away from you via the government, fucking idiots

  • Mexico is a war zone. I don't blame them for fleeing. I would like to see a change in U.S. policy like No more War on Drugs. That would take the incentive for a war down there away overnight. Just because your free and something is legal doesn't mean you should do it. The nanny state isn't solving problems it is creating them.

  • Ahah, fucking love it

  • This is amazing!! lol

  • shoot illeagals on site, i apporve that messgae

  • lol fantastic!

  • Hahaha that was awesome great job :D

  • I don't like the Huffington Post, but shit that was funny.

  • darth vader sounded like a guy from mortal kobat haha

  • @nagato245 ma naduvaj se kurčine srpski klošaru!!

  • hahahah Star Wars!

  • What's ironic is the same people who will build the fence are the one's they're trying to keep out!!

  • @Roeshamboe05 demonstration done by penn and teller in their show too. they hired mexican natives to build a segment (took most of the day) and told them to pair up and overcome the obstacle (climbing, cutting, digging). they were through in less than 5 minutes.

  • i know people have said this before but who is going to build the fence? white people? lmfao

  • @metalhawj yes i know about 20 people that worked on it and they are all white

  • @DoublePines lmfao. 20 white people arent going to be able to build it by themselves.

    gonna be your 20 white people and about a thousand mexican workers working next to them

  • @metalhawj no. one of the guys said he only new of one mexican on the crew and he was a half breed. and who said they are my white people. people like you are so ignorant

  • @J801506 Mexicans have to pay a lot of money (not much to us) to take a test that the average American would not pass. It isn't easy to get into America, but illegals obviously don't need to be here considering they don't pay taxes, they can't be tracked for crimes, and we are still in a recession. The government shouldn't just let people immigrate freely (anyone) because it would take away jobs from the people who really need them that lost their jobs for working for bankrupt companies.

  • @franceboy1234 pizdoooooooooooooo

  • @franceboy1234 I do agree a lot of Americans wouldn't pass the test (it's sad really, because they aren't hard questions) and we do need reform to make it easier, but no, it's not right to let our borders open up, and as you said, they don't pay taxes, can't be tracked for crimes, and are costing us a lot of money ( as of a few years ago, 07 I believe) it was roughly 300 billion a year.)

  • #MEH

  • How dare a country wish to secure its borders. That is just the most evil thing a country could do. Americans need to open the borders and let in anyone who wants to come into the country and give them all jobs, homes, and not have them pay taxes.

    In fact, all the mexican Americans get so offended by the American flag, maybe we should throw that old design away and fly the mexican flag instead. Eventually we can rename the country, but for now, lets focus on those two things!

  • @Celthor Yeah because those people came to your country without permission so they don't need to follow your laws! Those people just got confused and think they are still in mexico, that's why they don't like to see your flag.

  • That was pointless and had absolutely no humor. Disliked.

  • you are all idiots. why have a law making immigration illegal if we aren't going to do anything about it?

  • Wow???!!? Pretty lame, yes America blame all your problems on the immigrants!

    Way to go!

  • @chuckz253 Nobody said ALL our problems are blamed on the ILLEGAL immigrants, just many of them are.....pay attention.....

  • @madman3247 yeah all those fucking shits that commit murder, sell drugs and come in here illegally and commit crimes here are making all mexicans look bad. everyone hates us in this country lol

  • @20musicfreak20 You do realize that murders committed by illegals only constitute less than a few percents...right? Or should we start sending back all of the criminals back to their home of origin, including whites,blacks, asians,hispanics etc etc? If so, I'm all for that plan!

  • @elspoko

    yep and only the native american tribes stay there and the buffalos : D

  • @elspoko nah im talking about mexico

  • @20musicfreak20 That's not how that works. You want shit safe right? Let's kick out all the criminals. You want a better economy? Let's kick out all those lazy bastards that can't keep a steady job. Clear across. This is the land of equal opportunity. You will get your ass equally kicked out if you fuck up. Don't play the hypocrite, especially when all of the crime being committed is by Americans against American.

  • @madman3247 Actually it does sound like Citizens are blaming illegal immigrants for all your problems. You guys are blaming them for bad economy taking all jobs trouble on the streets gangs drugs violence rapist etc!! The worst possible. When Citizens should me more concern on bring back their troops stopping the 2 wars the US is spending Millions of dollars every day. If they would spend that money here in the US then this country wouldn't be in a recession, and maybe have a stronger border.

  • 5% of america is illegal. Next the anchor baby laws are being thrown out and that number will be 20% in a decade or two.

  • this is stupid as fuck...almost as much as Arizona is when it comes to dealing with the illegal situation.

    oh lets list a bunch of crimes to scare the inbreds into wanting this...the same crimes commited by non-illegals!

    Or, how about you get your heads out of your asses, say you want to do it because its against the LAW for them to come in. Stop playing up to scared IDIOTS and instead talk about how to do it RIGHT, the FIRST TIME in a non-Nazi way.

  • the dollar must land deep in the ocean...never to be brought again! and let another race rule for another 1000 years.

  • exactly

  • gay

  • hahah

  • the whites! must be terminated!!!! is our time to rule the land...

  • The TOXIC dumbing down of the conservative movement (1950s to present): Buckley / Goldwater (rolling over in their graves) Nixon's Secret Plan & Southern Strategy Flag pin "patriotism" Reagan (Trickle-down & MASSIVE DEBT) Religious right hijacks Jesus. Limbaugh & Hate Radio Family values hypocrisy Fox "News" Bush/Cheney/Rove Palin & "Drill, baby, drill!" Birthers Beck GOP corporatists hijack Tea Party. The abyss? Conservatives, you are HERE.
  • who the fuck wants to live in that piece of shit of a state you americans call arizonia

  • If you don't like Illegals John Mcain asks you kindly to, "RELEASE YOUR HATRED!" and support his bill....otherwise he'll shoot lightning at your face.

  • hmmm john mccain's death star is nice idea to stop illegals but i like cobra commanders weather dominator.

  • who the fuck keeps electing this crazy sith lording fiend FUCK ARIZONA and their god damn dark side emperor

  • I mind the illegal aliens, that is why I want immigration reform for the problem to be fix.

  • Screw the fence!! Show the illegals the power of the battle station.

  • I'm guessing all of you don't mind illegals in your states...

  • @TbaginANDBuck Ask the Indians that question Punchy.

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  • Epiccc~!

  • The is awesome parody!!!!!!!!

  • Holy crap this is awesome!!! I just found out my neighbor is the one who did this!!! You rock M!!!

  • Ha! Great Parody if it weren't so true!

  • this is just the absolute tits

  • I just saw this on the ED Show!

    This is just so lmao!

    Im even putting it on my Facebook page!

    If anyone wants to know my username for Facebook is Terry Schmidt

  • Ed rocks!

  • hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaa

  • McCain was the one that fought the fence, now he is bitching about it is not completed?

  • absofuckinglutely hilarious.

  • Also, ignoring laws is not a good way to change them.

  • I honestly dont think the new law means, every time the police see someone with dark skin, they can beat them down and deport them.They should deport the ones who are breaking the law ,and overstaying their visa's.Nothing racist about that.And its not just Mexicans, plenty of Asians in this area doing the same thing.We cannot survive as a society with no laws.

  • Wow...when politicians start politicizing Star Wars something is truly wrong in America..

  • McCain is relating America to the "Dark Side"?

  • mccain is a total FUCKSTAIN

  • I say we completely open the borders, release everyone from prison,disarm law enforcement and our military.Then will you sick loser liberals be happy???? Get a grip.Yes some people come here to make a better life, does that mean we shouldnt at least be able to identify them?Liberals always seem to support lawlessness,until something happens to them of course.

  • @larryhebert ignorance is the best kind of comedy! i love you larry!

  • @larryhebert yeah people come here to get better lives, but i do agree that we be able to identify them. i myself is an immigrant (legal). just getting identification is fine with me, but the new law that they approved in AZ is just too much.

  • @larryhebert

    "Then will you sick loser liberals be happy????"

    Strawman, but then again your a contard so stupidity is to be expected.

  • @mecher3k ,I dont know who strawman is, or what a contard is.

  • Good. Nothing more annoying than illegal aliens.

  • why i got feeling that john mccain is the one on the hood?

  • good shit!!!!!!!!! love it

  • This is great, but if you don't mind a bit or reality, the original video fits perfectly if you watch it remembering that the players are "Geezer" and the "Conehead". When the Conehead says "you are one of us" you know you witnessing one of the turths in the pollical drama that is unfolding before us here in AZ. And what could be better than the Geezer staring blankly into space at the close?

  • Love it. Republinazi John McSame.

  • Omg.. The cheesiest line ever: You're one of us... WTF?

  • Why don't we arrest those who KNOWINGLY hire illegals?

  • @Trekkerjon -

    Arizona passed a law in 2007 that our then Gov Napolitano signed, fining business owners & removing their business license if they were convicted of hiring illegals.

    From 2007 until today, the Maricopa County Sheriff, "Sheriff Joe" has only managed to find TWO employers guilty of hiring illegals-that's right TWO. The GOP runs Maricopa County (Phoenix) & they've only been able to find TWO employers-where are they looking, Mars? Can you say "corruption?"

  • @Trekkerjon

    The overwhelming majority of those that enter the country illegally from south of the border do so to better their lives and to work and send money back to their family in the home country. The last thing they want is involvement with the law. The demonizing of illegals is yet another example of active racism in the U.S. As one TV commentater noted recently: there are two conflicting signs at the southern border, HELP WANTED and NO TRESPASSING.

  • ha. yeah mccain isnt really one who ever demonized immigrants - his first reaction to them was the right one. funny that mccain is in this - he's not the right target - try Hayworth.

  • @FuckShepherd

    "Obama seems more like a sith lord. Hmmmmm "

    Really? lmfao.

  • @mecher3k Well he hasnt done anything about this oil spill thats pretty evil to the wildlife haha

  • McCain is nothing like the Emperor. This is a ridiculous comparison. The Emperor projects sufficient strength, confidence and has a sort of insidious intelligence about him. McCain has none of those things. He's just a resentful, angry old man who looks uncomfortable in his own skin.

    BTW, Both parties are completely full of shit on the issue of illegal immigration and love the status quo.

  • So Senator John McCain is a Sith Lord? I always suspected but was never quite sure...

  • I am quite proud that I voted against Sen. McCain in every senatorial election.

  • what is this for anyway

  • That sith looks a lot younger than the real McCain.

  • this is a classic!!!

    cee

  • May the fence be with you

  • Pretty good!

  • like a fence is really gonna keep the danged illegals out...?

    and to think that this guy has been re-elected so many times boggles the mind...

    the people who vote for him must be equally uneducated

  • @moother888 Actually, most of the times he was elected he was a MODERATE who in fact was COMPLETELY AGAINST fences on our borders, arguing that a fence won't keep people from trying to come to a land to better their lives.

    During the '08 election, McCain showed America how he's a COMPLETE SELLOUT and suddenly became Conservative. It's rather sad. He went from a moderate Republican who believed in things like less taxes for the POOR and more for the rich... to this. - VERY LIBERAL Arizonian

  • @ChrisSecretAccount @ChrisSecretAccount You're totally right, back before he started his presidential campaign, he was one of my "favorite" conservative politicians, but the second he started out on the campaign trail he pulled a 360 and started just parroting republican party lines, it was disgusting

  • @ChrisSecretAccount thanks for this explanation! too bad that not everything improves with age...

  • Another reason you were correct to vote for Obama in the '08 election.

  • Brilliant!

  • Now his failure is complete...

  • According to a recent poll by Public Policy Polling, the Democratic challenger, Rodney Glassman, would beat McCain's Republican primary opponent, J.D. Hayworth, but would lose to John McCain. So, if you want to see a Democratic Senator from Arizona, keep piling on John McCain... and may the Force be with you.