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  • What I don't understand is people waste there time swearing religions like mutha fukin dicks when they could be doing amazing things in there life!!

  • You're right, people who said they were Christians may have killed people, but true Christians would not and will not kill or say that they are told to kill in the name of their religion or by God. I don't talk bad about other religions because I think that it shows that you're weak or unsure of your own religion or belief system. Christians shouldn't have to do that because if you're living according to Christ teachings, people will know without asking that you are a Christian. Humble devotion!

  • christians or those who said they were christians killed more than any other people did throughout history those during w w 1 and 2, during africa's india's asia's and america's colonisation so dont be donkey to believe that muslims are killers,

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  • this guy is hilarious..

    could someone please tell me his name?

    thanks

  • I am Muslim and gave this thumbs up. I like it. Very funny. But to be fair more people have died from Communism than anything in history.

  • also to say religions start war...a.. Wars occured b4 these religions, also occured duing the time when these religions were being established and occurs regularly between millions of people that dont even believe in these religion....NOW take your recorded laugh and shove it up your -

  • its funny how you bold like ask have "Have i even red my religous book?" we actually I have read the Quran over 8 times in and in three different languages...and yourself? well i will let you go back to making educated shots at religions and then playing a RECORD LAUGHTER to make you feel like your actually funny.

  • a stupid ignorant fucktard made this video

  • all this moron are saying research, research, have you morons even look at your stupid disgusting books, or have you even look at history, and the number of nonsense you morons have caused, research we couldnt be more fucking right

  • This would have been a very difficult video had he taken a another 10 mins to understand even one of these religions... Some please till him that just because he has fake background laughter after his jokes doesn't mean hes ACTUALLY FUNNY.

  • @asadsamad25 fake laghter? it sounds like a recorded stand up to me

  • Atheists I D I O T S think they are the most peaceful ideology in the world. Take history and see 4 yourself. Atheists commmunists killed and are killing more people secretly than religious people could do in a single century.CHINA,VIETNAM,RUSSIA etc It just so happens that religion has a longer history than atheism , thats all. Otherwise atheists are tyhe biggest pricks.No value for human life and emotions.These sick cocaphonies are LIARS and fools no.1

  • @DarriusisGr8 what the fuck.. atheist killing when where by who, says who...

  • your mocking my religion and the reliion of others

  • This guy is totally ignorant and is a failure at comedy. Needs to do some research before he bashes people like that.

  • A W E S O M E ! ! !

  • christians,muslims and jews where all brothers and no one can keep us apart

  • im a christian but im not a Catholic for the reasons he said lol. we believe man rules himself under his diety in free will. it is his choice whether to obey or ignore the scriptures in the Bible. we keep to ourselves and stay open minded about how the bible can be talking about science and evolution although its not in black and white because its ancient.

    so when head up their ass athiests bash on CHRISTIANS they are also bashing on me who has yet to do any of the things they claim i do

    stfu

  • I'm so glad I honor a higher power and all the comments here just reinforce why I detest religion!

  • islam is the best

  • @aboshade15 you forgot "not"

  • @aboshade15 ....said the brainwashed zombie

  • ATHEIST(not all)

    STFU and stop continuing the prejedice sayings and sparking the hatred!

    And then do some research on al queda and the taliban.

    You will find your country is responsible for it!

    Bottomline: STFU AND ACCEPT YOUR BELEIFS AND OTHERS!

    IDGAF HOW MUCH YOU DONT LIKE IT!

    I BET YOUR JUST AS ANNOYING AS THE POPE!

  • ...religion is a safty blanket, I have one, they have one and some people have none, but can all just agree to dissagree and call it a day. Just relax and understand we all ahev different needs and we all want to have hope that there is more to this than just being eaten by worms when we die...peace, love and understanding. come on man

  • how pathetic. lets pick on religion and make people feel like SHIT! Honestly, all this ass hole is doing is making it harder on everyone else, now we all look just as hypocritical as the rest of the world. can't stand sefish sniviling cry babies. They're just as rude and messed up as anyone else. Get over feeling like you're the shit and accept people are different. good greif!

  • According to Christianity there was God the father, God the spirit and God the Son (Holy Trinity). When Jesus died for 3 days how many Gods were there?

  • we used to have many gods, now we have one

    maybe one day we will have none

  • @MusLimCANTtakeTruth2 Who's the comedian? I've been trying to figure out for ages.

  • you are really stupid prick

  • 2000 years they dont find a guilt in them,but sudently everyone will know that they are "evil".good luck with that...Thats the power of your alah,but the power of my God is that we should love our anmys,and pray for them...My God says we all sinned and there is no good on earth,He doesnt put difference between people.Your God is rasist.

  • 7:00 We could find a cure for James Blunt! :-D

  • Hipocrats showing a picture of a kid carrying a bomb,but demonising a jewish solder for holding a gun on a child...saying christianity and showing the picture of catolics,since when did catolics became a christian...so far you have no choice your in the world that needs a religion,so it will be wise for you to desern the false from truth.Just because your lazy enough to do your research dont put them in one box.

  • @meyaxshavat dude, I agree. For sure. thanx for being a person that gets it.

  • dude, I agree! thanx for being a person that get it.

  • Well its easy to judge from London sitting and having a cup of coffe and listening some nice music,and pointing fingure on jews,saying there evil there bad,but dont worry because muslims have already got to your doors,when you see how they destroy the wholl britain,than you might change you mind that jews after all wherent that bad.When every second your under fear when will the next rocket fall,that will make you mad,and its not there falt that Hamas is pussy enough to hide in schools.

  • @meyaxshavat Hamas wasn't even in the school that the isralis shot down. bunch of cowards. don't worry slowly everyone in the world will see how the zionist jews are evil people.

  • So basically God made this guy to mock religion?

    I bet hes in for a ride.

  • Beleive it or not assshole, ALL OF THEM ARE BEING PICKED ON.

    Through the media, ISLAM and CHRISTIANITY!

    Through Zionism, destroying real Judaism!

    Through your false shit, id rather follow hitler!

  • thats not funny!

    ibrahamic faiths are not open for sarcasm!.. thu some religions got twisted, but almighty god hasnt created this universe for nothing, & only to play around & mock at eachother, there must be something to follow.. pagans like this silly man arnt that much popular around the world to listen to his silly jokes!.. Duh!

  • 1)according to bible,jesus alleged crufiction took place on friday in noon.now from noon till evening his alleged+burial took place.which means friday night was his first night in grave.

    2)friday night+saturday day and night=2 nights and 1 day because the tomb was empty on sunday morning.

    3)jonas was alive in the belly while bible says jesus was dead in belly of earth(tomb).

    4)Moral:so called prophecy didnt fulfill.

    LOL.jesus lied or mathew?or it was a JOKE?

  • 39But he answered and said unto them, An evil and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign; and there shall no sign be given to it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas:

    40For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.

    Now what was the sign on jonas?he stayed ALIVE(not dead) for 3 days and 3 nights in the belly on a whale?and jesus is supposed to do the same.now did he fulfill it?

  • hahaha. he is great hilarious one

  • It would be of great service to the world to erase all the religion videos from youtube

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  • religions was made​to handle crowds

  • While funny, isn't he doing the same thing as the extremist are doing, i.e. judging and condemning others?

  • @postdesrapides The plural of "extremist" is "extremists."

    And no, he is not. His outrage is reactionary, that is, he is responding to the oppression and forced obedience of these religions and standing up for himself. Never mind the fact that extremists DO NOT just judge and condemn, they often use violence, brainwashing, and other horrible methods that he's not using.

  • Point of correction, islam is not from Abrahamic faith. It's based on satanic faith.

  • you are basically killing each others to see who got the better imaginary friend

  • @Atheist961 No no no dude, ive done alot of rea\search, we are killing each other to see who could be his biggest friend!

    WE worship the same thing , and yet we hate each other!

    Thats idiotic!

  • YOU GIVE ME BACK MY 7 MINS OR ILL GRAP YOUR ASS AND RAPE YOUR BUTT FACE AND NOISE .

  • "Abrahamic faiths are like scousers" quote of the 21st century

  • Pleaseeee tell me he has more material!

  • Israel is a bully? Ha... obviously brainwashed and biased by liberal news -- Hamas and Hezbollah put 4 year old children in an emergency car, launch rockets from it, wait for Israel to hit it, then bitch to the UN Israel killed a 4 year old. Second, why compare Israel to Jews? Because its a jewish state? Incorrect. America is 85% christian, and Israel is 75% jewish. Do you say christians invaded iraq? or Americans? Do you say Israel started a war, or Jews started a war? :(

  • @TheDecon18 You obviously didn't get the point of the video. You might try taking another look-see, eh?

  • @Direness I'm saying that this guy says 'Jews' are bullys. Not Israel. It IS anti-semetic and anti-jewish to change the word Jews for Israel. Saying Jews invaded Lebanon, ect.. Do you say Christians invaded Iraq, or Americans invaded Iraq. Do you say Israel is killing Palestinians, or Jews are killing Palestinians. Its these little things...

  • Notice 90% of the attacks are on Christianity and Islam. The 10% that iS jewish, is invalid haha

  • the total disintegration of the Mexican state will fully spill over into the border regions of the USA, especially into Texas. Murder rates already extremely high will only grow. When Texas moves to close its borders, the Federal American government will ban them and will instead demand that the land is off limits to citizens. That along with the attempted seizure of the right to control air quality, and thus industry and economics,

  • "find a cure for James Blunt" at the end was so funny. I hate his music. YUHH!

  • @00al47ex00, the idea of people evolving from a common ancestor with the apes, supported by countless evidence, is much more appealing and believable than a fairy creature creating the mankind, as described by fairy tale books written at the times where a viral disease was considered a curse of god, and people were dying in sacrificial bloodbaths so the sun will rise. P.S. when I was a kid I was terrified while reading Quran or parts of OT. It was easier to read De Sade, and more peaceful too.

  • @00al47ex00, the idea of people evolving from a common ancestor with the apes, supported by countless evidence, is much more appealing and believable than a fairy creature creating the mankind, as described by a fairy tale books written at the times where a viral disease was considered a curse of god, and people were dying in sacrificial bloodbaths so the sun will rise. P.S. when I was a kid I was terrified while reading Quran or parts of OT. It was easier to read De Sade, and more peaceful too.

  • Israel is utterly dependent on the United States for money, arms and diplomatic support. One or two states share common enemies with Israel; a handful of countries buy its weapons; a few others are its de facto accomplices in ignoring inter...­national treaties and secretly manufacturing nuclear weapons. But outside Washington, Israel has no friends -- at the United Nations it cannot even count on the support of America's staunchest allies.

  • @JIMY45GR My friend Israel have friends everywhere,but there is always people against zionism,nwo etc.You must to see arrivals videos to see the truth.And I know that you would not listen to me because you think I am speaking lies but no i just want you to see things as they are in real not as they present it to you as any muslim would do to you.I know that most of Americans think that we,muslims,are stupid and fundamentalist people but you are wrong.If we follow our laws we are not Barbarians.

  • @c00L3r1Ty, being barbarian is a matter of opinion, my friend. Beside, contrary to your believes, most of Americans, as well as Europeans, don't give a damn about Islam as long as it is not trying to disrupt the usual order of the day: wake up, drink cafe, go to work, come back from work, do something or nothing, lay down, and fall asleep (commas can be replaced by a beverage of their choice). Additionally, most people don't want Islam, and that's what is pissing Islamists off like a vuvuzela.

  • From a Jewish understanding E.P Sanders has also written putting Jesus into his Jewish context, harmonising and explaining apparent conflicts with the Pharisees. Other Jewish angles have seen Jesus as an Essene, a Prophet, a Pharisee, a Rabbi and more - whilst these are radical the simple assertion that Jesus was a Jew still proves the most controversial.

  • few questions. 1, what have christians ever done to you? There are extremists, but 99% of us are good people. 2, what's wrong with promise rings? we get em as teenagers and wear them til we're married. I dunno about your views but 15 seems a bit young to get married now doesn't it. and 3, who's james blunt?

  • anyone offended with this autralian/british accent free mason ..cua im really offended...

  • this guy is a free mason, fucking prick

  • bull shit..

  • Never a word about buddhism! ha ha.

  • @webcloud777

    That's because Buddhism is fly.

  • 6:50 explore space probably,look deep under water, find a cure........is those your priorities

    how about feed millions of starving people around the world

  • What gud are your religions if it makes you fight a fellow human. Both u christians & muslims believe that god has all the power on heaven and earth then how come he is so imperfect that he used so many prophets or messengers to give u his directions which kept on changing according to the geographical location of these so called prophets.

    Do u believe in the God who is the universal creator, beyond death and birth & self existent. Or these imposters who took u away from GOD

  • What about Hindu & Sikh extremists :)

  • Deuteronomy 12:27

    And thou shalt offer thy burnt offerings, the flesh and the blood, upon the altar of the LORD thy God: and the blood of thy sacrifices shall be poured out upon the altar of the LORD thy God, and thou shalt eat the flesh.

    Christianity is a LIE!

    WAKE UP PEOPLE!

    exposingchristianity(dot)com/

    joyofsatan(dot)org

  • allah akbar

  • im a muslim and this video is hilarious

  • it says in the quran,``everyone shall taste death``and some of u r not even scared,allahuakbur

  • @stevengerrard29lfc Im Catholic and my preacher has warned of the end nearing. It will come to all eventually. You can't avoid death, and that's an important message in Abrahamic religion. You must make peace with God before this then. That's all you can do if you want to find eternal happiness. But no matter who you are, Catholic, Jewish, Atheist, Muslim, Hindu, Buddist, or Tsaoistic, or whatever, death will come, so don't sweat it when it does.

  • Judaism consists of a bunch of folktales made up by the Jews. The fact that Christianity, Islam, Bahai, Mormonism, etc. all branch from Abrahamic roots means they're made up too. Christianity also centers around sun worship. Islam came from some pagan moon god. All these religions were created by individuals who really didn't know any better about the world around them and were basically modifying faiths from some existing ones. And it's still going on now.

  • I find it funny how in the bible (I forgot what passage) Jesus said to his disciples that one cannot speak ill of me who preaches in my name. Mohamed did just that, he spoke of the glory of ONE God, same as Jesus and all those other blokes did. The Jewish I also have no problem with, they don't want to believe Jesus was a prophet, go ahead, but I find that if anyone speaks good of the exact same person you speak good of, then why would you argue?

  • I'm a Christian, but I have been researching up Islam. But this is extremly funny. Hey if you can't laugh at your self you can't make fun of others. It's is so LOL LOL. :)

  • Islam and Christianity will develop this world in a joint effort based on the Bible and Qur’an.

  • Wow! A joint effort to develop this world!! More likely destroying it you mean. Have you ever read about crusades? Bible and Quran are books written in medieval and ancient time by humans, and have nothing significant to offer for our era of science and freethinking. Abrahamic religions are based on blind faith and submission to a cruel and selfish god who in essence has no tolerance for any ideas but his owns. Read Quran's second Sourah (Al Baghareh) vers 120 and 121 and see...:)

  • My request to all christians is read Isaiah 42 being unbiased. Each and every verse of that chapter speaks of Mohammed (pbuh). Serve God not his servants. Jesus was servant of God. God does not come to earth in flesh. God incarnation is pagan belief. christians should respect God and his laws.

  • You shouldn’t concern yourself with this video if you are Muslim or Christian or Jew because your religion is fine; it’s the other two religions that are horrible.

  • lol at religion, I'll stay spiritual but not religious

  • Fuck Judaism!

  • Good bit, very good! Who's this comedian?

  • Read the truth about those three foul religions( islam, judaism and christianity) and discover that Satan is our true creator God. Satan is the liberator of humanity.

    exposingchristianity(dot)com

    joyofsatan(dot)org/

  • we are all the same religion, jews oldest version, christians middle version, muslims newest version, I say this because Jews believe up to moses, christians up till jesus, and jesus did speak of someone to come and apparently thts muhammed hence revised version. Basically whatver you believe it the final product = God anyway.

  • Welcome to Islam, Christianity and Judaism the 3 architects of human regression where the psychopaths are revered, the simpleminded are exploited and the intelligent are prosecuted.

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  • If all religons beleive basically the same thing then why not get rid of all of them and just live a good life

  • Dead on. Come on people, just remember that all other rules pale next to the golden one.

  • look, its all do do with money

  • i lol tha part on Christianty was tha funnyist and im Christian.i bet if Christians acted just like jesus you would still have a problem with them .i never seen isriel be bullys.

    islam. . . . .i have yet to no more about them and why they kill for their resons

  • @cheZIT20 you've never seen Israel be bullies? - Do you actually live in this world?, they're the biggest bullies on the planet.

  • @sami2503 no. America is by far the biggest bullies. We are assholes, and fatasses.

  • yemenisoldier is on point!!!!

  • Find a cure for James Blunt! lol!

  • @hira2007 you speak vanity!

  • this guy is rude and obnoxious and sounds irish...no wonder

  • @metaljazzblues23 No... Irish people are kind. He is an Englishman. A brainless Englishman who doesn`t think before he speaks.

  • @NovemberAngel27 ok, sorry...

  • @metaljazzblues23 It`s ok, I wasn`t angry.

  • @metaljazzblues23 He's english, english people aren't very religious, they actually have some common sense

  • No one has the right to kill and revenge.. i know its easier said that done if someone do bad to us we want revenge n thats sin, only Lord Jesus has set the example that despite being humilated and beaten yet being innocent He took the sins of man upon His body and died in the cross so we may have salvation from the effects of sin and hate.. He did eveything that we could not.. He was the sacred Lamb of God send to save humanity.. Risen from death on the 3rd day, He calls all to come to him.

  • zionist bullshit? jeez. no wonder why everyone through out time blamed the jews for wars.

  • will they repent when they see the sun rise in the west? will they repent when the two witness are killed and live again? will they repent after israel enemy's are destroyed by God himself? will they repent when the dreadful star hit the waters and poison it killing many? will they repent when they see thunder from the east to the west? if they still laugh at religion after this, i wonder what will the look be when Jesus comes on a cloud and they see Satan laughing!

  • @hira2007 i have read the Qur'an! where is my place? Yemenisoldier don't know my faith so how could he....put me in my place? do we play checkers when we speak religion?...... or is it tennis? hira2007 you are the first Muslim to believe Jesus is the Messiah, that i've written! Glory to The Most High! perhaps you should read the Bible!

  • @jamjr1972 All Muslims believe he is the messiah it says it in the qouran So shut the fuck up bitch. Get ur facts straight

  • @YemeniSoldier do you believe Jesus is the Messiah?

  • @jamjr1972 Yeah muslims Do believe that jesus will return to earth in the end. were not so different just an upgraded version of christians and jews pretty much.

  • @hira2007

    You said "Muslims are an upgraded version of Christians and Jews".

    I agree that the Koran and the Jewish Old Testament are similar, though I disagree that the Koran is an improvement. 61% of the Koran attacks the kuffars (that's a word that Muslims use to mean "scumbag non-Muslims".

    Any religion based on a book that is 61% hate-crime cannot be an upgrade on Jesus, who pretty much all the time preached peace.

    Who killed 0 people? Jesus. Buddha. Ghandi.

    Who killed 3000 people? Mohammed.

  • @18iis Hense the reason why we are the last religion

    Dont you see how the world is right now? The people and what they do. There is nto one thing in the qouran thats not meant for the good of human kind so dont come to me saying how were all hate and crime. All of the books were sent down to guide us. & Read properly I never said Upgrade on jesus. I said upgrade on the book. Research find out howmany tipes of different bibles there are than tell me that god sent down all of those bibles.

  • @hira2007

    1) There have been a few more reglions invented since Islam, but they are small.

    2) The most popular "religion" in the west is now "no religion". We are being moved by science and disgusted by the harm that Islam and most religions do.

    3) I'm not sure what you mean by "different bibles". Do you mean the different translations? Or that Catholics have slightly different chapters than protestants?

    4) My main criticism of Islam is that Mohammed/Koran preach fighting non-Muslims: jihad.

  • @18iis K so U dont believe that Islam Christianity and Judaism is all for one god, now u believe that every religion has its own god distroying the whole peupose of what the bible tells u about there only being one god. The No Religion thing u havent got ur fact straight again. I live in canada and I go into the US very oftenn and out of 20 people maybe one or two of them will say they have no religion the rest will say either christian or muslim.

  • @hira2007

    you are basing that on the US (it seems from your comment). If you see the statistics put out by the Pew research people, you will see if you look at Europe / Canada / Australia, the believers in a man in the sky are declining rapidly. It's in the uneducated countries and in the uneducated populations of the USA where belief in god is highest.

    Islamic ideas are spreading because of the large brainwashed families that will end up overpopulating the world and causing world starvation.

  • @18iis What the heck are you talking about Im from Europe! And trusttt me! unless they got some kind of an issue in the family than most european families are very good christians. So unless uve been there and seenit than you dont know waht ur talking about. and what I was trying to accomplish in saying to you was teh fact that I see people from the west side all the time and they sure the hell arent the way you say they are and those who dont believe in god are the ones who are fools and uned.

  • @hira2007

    U say "most euro families are very good Christians".

    Define good Xians. I prefer to talk about good people and bad people.

    If by good Xians, you mean "go to church on sunday", then hardly any do.

    If by good Xians, you mean good people, then it's more difficult to measure, but I'd tend to agree.

    But I was specifically referring to belief in God, which is very shaky in Europe, as we have science.

    Did you ever look at kafirgirl (dot) wordpress (dot) com/2008/08/03/wives-part-1 ?

  • @18iis No its not do you know any thing about history?. Yes there is science and it does explain alot of things but that doesnt mean they dont believe in god. also i meant the one with going to church on sunday but i didnt say it as they all go to church on sunday by good christians i meant they believe in their god and and jesus also they pray for him too. Now from what you have said i came to a conclusion that you dont believe in god and i cant change ur mind so ill just stop.

  • @hira2007

    I prefer to talk about good people and bad PEOPLE, rather than believers and unbelievers in God.

    Humanism is the belief in goodness, but without God, so it's more rational.

    You are half correct. I am agnostic. I neither believe in god nor disbelieve in god. I believe it is impossible for humans to ever know if there is a god (maybe we'll find out when we die, but i doubt it, because i think there is no consciousness after death).

  • @18iis Also Like ive said for muslims u cant tell if a person is muslim from the way they talk or the way they cover up you can only tell by the wideness of their heart. this goes for christians too just because they dont go to church on sunday that doesnt mean that they dont love god and jesus. they are still good christians and they still have some belief in god. Which you my friend forget islam or christianity yu dont even have iman.

  • @YemeniSoldier can i really tell you what you believe? it's funny how you think you can tell me what i believe! i say God made all things! God made Jesus in his mother womb! in what book Jesus did say someone will come after him: false teacher the antichrist. Jesus said he has another flock of sheep! i know now it's not the people of Islam! but keep on believing what it is you believe! i will always believe what i believe!