I am glad these inspiring, athletic and hygienic young men have discovered their true selves, and am appalled by the allegations that their sexuality is the outcome of anything but personal choice.
This troper is asexual ever since a woman slapped him after he groped her breasts in a romantic fashion. It's okay, they don't enjoy the same anime as him though so no love loss there YOU FUCKING BITCHES. Even though he's asexual, he still gets boners for some reason when he looks at disgusting big, perfectly shaped titties and ass and he can't explain it.
Who the Hell cares if you don't like either gender? Jesus Christ, I seriously wish humanity would stop having moronic gender taboos so no one could pretend they're living on the edge for being asexual.
@bikegirl2 Actually, some people have a diminished or absent sex drive due to depression--and anti-deprresnats can, in some cases, make the problem worse instead of better--but yeah, in most cases it's entirely self-diagnosed.
@poltive Asexuality is, apparently, not related to sex drive but to lack of attraction for any gender/sex. In a way, it's the opposite of pansexuality if considered as a sexual orientation. It may or may not be related to low libido depending on the person.
0:25 is a fucking goldmine. One person is asexual because lesbians can't have sex and the other finds it tragic how in this modern age, love so frequently leads to sex, so he nobly crusades against his own impulses, but lo, cannot be fully asexual. But he posts anyway, because the page was absolutely anemic before.
Ahh yes, all of the attention whoring of bisexuality without the effort. That, or these people are just sexually confused and don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
@WeabooName wow, that was...really awful of you, actually. yeah, most of these tropers seem to have trouble grasping that asexuality isn't just some choice you suddenly make one day.
but reinforcing the tired stereotype that bisexuals are attention whores? really? and then implying (unless i've misread your post) that people with the lesser known sexualities are confused? i know tropers are awful and easy targets, but that was really shitty of you.
@Saeldur Yeah, but if such people do exist then they probably have even more severe mental disorders and fetishes. If that guy ever does find a woman who likes him, she'd probably be some sick freak too, and he wouldn't get any until he first re-enacted any given scene from A Serbian Film in clown makeup while pledging his allegiance to the vampire clan. The golden rule is that sick fucks can only get laid with people sicker than themselves, and everyone sicker than themselves will disgust them.
Self-diagnosing yourself as asexual just because you hate people is obnoxious by itself, but is it really necessary to share your masturbation habits on the internet?!? What if their teacher or boss came across this?
99% of the responses on this page are "people will not have sex with my because I refuse to take off my crusty K-ON t-shirt, so I've decided that I didn't ever want to experience human intimacy anyways."
@BelgianBollocks HAHAHA OH WOW! Not elitist? One of these freaks directly stated that he's evolved past humanity and its chimpanzee impulses. It doesn't get much more arrogant than that.
I'm asexual. It's a sexual orientation (or rather a lack of one). What's it to others anyway? People are way too judgmental. I'm asexual; deal with it. It doesn't mean I can't find others attractive or that it prohibits me in any way to function properly. I just don't experience sexual attraction. My body functions properly. Most asexuals aren't elitist in any way; they just want to be accepted.
@BelgianBollocks Upon rereading your comment, I admit I was a little hasty to judge you. Look, I don't care what you want to fuck, even if it's nothing. Just don't be an asshole about it like the guys on this page.
@EponymousKid Sadly enough for a lot of people this is their "first encounter" with the concept of asexuality. I just don't experience sexual attraction, no big deal. That doesn't make me a freak or incapable of human intimacy. It doesn't mean "I can't get laid". Besides, asexuality is not a choice; it's not celibacy. Glad you took your time to write that second reply.
I don't mean for my comment to refer to actual people who are asexual, just the tropers who obviously aren't. See: "as far as actual sexuality is concerned, I'm just too lazy to go find a girlfriend," "I've recently decided to become an asexual," "I'm convinced I simply hate everyone," that last entry proving everyone on the page is a teenage girl.
And honestly, I myself don't care for the sexual part of a relationship.
@321cheeseman Thanks for your reply :) I can definitely see the humor in this, but I can't help but think about people who have no idea what asexuality is.
I don't mind if you want to ridicule retarded tropers. Just don't be an asshole in the comments section of YouTube videos by making fallacious generalizations.
@EponymousKid What pisses me off is that they're saying that *while still being human*. That's....like the ultimate form of hypocrisy or something! Either evolve into something better than man or put your brain in a robot's body or something but if you're going to thumb your nose at all humans, at least do it while not being human!
What's that? You can't help but be human like the rest of us? Then maybe you need to get off the damn computer and get your Antisocial personality disorder cured!
@BackgroundBailey Hypocrisy... you use that word, but I think it means something different from what you think it means.
Finding human beauty uninspiring sexually is not a hidden declaration of superiority. Granted these are tropers and they probably are that self-important, but don't think that asexuals categorically think they're transhuman.
@FurryAR Hmm...you might be right...I will admit that sometimes semantics aren't my strongest discipline.
And don't get me wrong, I have nothing against actual asexuals; it's just that I feel like THESE posters are using the term of asexuals in order to justify their own feelings of unwarrented self-superiority. Considering that I was kind of posting in the heat of the moment and there is a 500 character limit, I wasn't able to add in that crucial distinction in the first point.
@EponymousKid Judging by the rest of that entry, you say "John Connor went that way!" and then crawl under a desk to avoid the shrapnel and also have a nice secluded fear-piss.
Okay, admittedly I used "Self-diagnosed" in the wrong context there, and should have gone with "self-proclaimed asexuality" instead.
I don't deny the existence of asexuality, it is just that 97% of the people on the Internet that claims to be asexual aways seems to prelude or immediately follow up that claim with a contradictory statement.
@EyeoftheU I don't mean to sound like a little bitch, but that's like saying "self-diagnosed gayness". It's honestly a little insulting to me. /back to leaving stupid comments/
But self-diagnosed homosexuality was a popular thing at one point! There was a big 'trend' in people claiming to be bi to look more liberal and increase the odds of them getting some. Bit of a hipster overlap, university-age people. It rarely worked.
You are not the first to point this out to me, but I might as well write it again: In hindsight I i regret using "Self-diagnosed". I should have gone with "proclaimed" instead.
You can almost smell the Wikipedia usage
Leekduck 2 weeks ago
Asexuality: When you finally get bored of jerking it.
demonicspire1 3 weeks ago
So far only one person on this video actually knows what "asexual" means. Unless some of these people really are sea sponges or something like that.
TheRandomm4 1 month ago
I am glad these inspiring, athletic and hygienic young men have discovered their true selves, and am appalled by the allegations that their sexuality is the outcome of anything but personal choice.
VoonlapseMertigo 1 month ago
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OblivionEssence 1 month ago
00:50 guy is quite right. Love does not exist and it is hard to comprehend.
BluBoulzor 1 month ago
Asexual means that you're too awkward and repulsive for anyone to find you attractive.
ElderOfMars 2 months ago
When I read: "I am an aromantic, asexual, biological female who mentally has no gender" I just wanna ask her about her parent's divorce.
CalebTheTimeTraveler 2 months ago
The voice at 0:42 is so perfect.
shmasmasnash2 5 months ago
0:13 That one was... refreshingly honest, actually.
OscarApollo 5 months ago 2
lost it at 1:20
zacharymop 5 months ago
1:14 gets me every single time.
LouieDeNonno 6 months ago 22
@LouieDeNonno Yeah, of course Dale Gribble is asexual because his wife sleeps with John Redcorn
DrButler 1 month ago
anyone else reckon the first one was actually drunk out of his mind and unable to get it up or something?
PraecoNoctis 6 months ago
BEST. MUSIC CHOICE. EVER.
SeolfurDragyn 6 months ago 4
'Become' asexual? Sex as an intellectual exercise?
Agreed. It's a good thing these people have 'elected' to not procreate.
Sivart343 6 months ago 2
Do any of these people understand what "asexual" means at all?
poweroftheglory 6 months ago
@CrazyGoggs your redneck accent is freakin good!
HunterBelmont01 7 months ago
They're "all over the spectrum" all right...
Mesarphelous 7 months ago
Oh man. I love this instrumental version of What Is Love.
BoonHAck 8 months ago 3
Oh god this is bad. These people don't know the difference between being asexual, being celibate, and being FOREVER ALONE.
YoIAmPhone 8 months ago 4
asexual? funny way of spelling "giving up"
imhiggins 8 months ago
This troper is asexual ever since a woman slapped him after he groped her breasts in a romantic fashion. It's okay, they don't enjoy the same anime as him though so no love loss there YOU FUCKING BITCHES. Even though he's asexual, he still gets boners for some reason when he looks at disgusting big, perfectly shaped titties and ass and he can't explain it.
evarhadyashitpusedin 8 months ago
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Princesspeach2007 8 months ago
"Ideas of romance that don't line up with society's"
mandatory rape joke.
hurrrdurr112 8 months ago
>GO asexual
Wut
momoandmiz 8 months ago 3
00:37 "HEY EVERYBODY I'M ASEXUAL BECAUSE I'VE EVOLVED PAST SUCH CHIMPANZEE CONCEPTS SUCH AS LOVE" Die in a chemical fire, you sperging waste of jizz.
moneymandate 8 months ago
I just sat laughing for a good few minutes at the mental image of the first 5 seconds of this one.
contra9 8 months ago
Who the Hell cares if you don't like either gender? Jesus Christ, I seriously wish humanity would stop having moronic gender taboos so no one could pretend they're living on the edge for being asexual.
RomZomCom 8 months ago
There is exactly one real asexual on that entire site, and I am very certain she would either laugh or be offended by all these people.
DaionusThe23rd 8 months ago 17
How the hell do you "diagnose" your sexuality?
idontmakeitrainsim 8 months ago 2
1:12 Ellis, honey, can this wait?
TheLordExplodeon 9 months ago 5
Mentally, I have no gender.
safetykidvids 9 months ago
this is fucking incredible... the southern masurbation guy oh my goddddd lmao
safetykidvids 9 months ago
"Not making that up."
Also "I want to go (enter sexuality here)" is slowly becoming one of my least favorite phrases.
SchedeenIndeed 9 months ago
"I'm also aromatic"
pato2747 10 months ago 5
Lmao I died when he busted up laughing at 1:51
Burnaki 10 months ago
well if you went through puberty then u cant be asexual, just a fat lonely loser that uses it to hide the sad reality of life
bikegirl2 10 months ago
@bikegirl2 Actually, some people have a diminished or absent sex drive due to depression--and anti-deprresnats can, in some cases, make the problem worse instead of better--but yeah, in most cases it's entirely self-diagnosed.
poltive 10 months ago
@poltive Asexuality is, apparently, not related to sex drive but to lack of attraction for any gender/sex. In a way, it's the opposite of pansexuality if considered as a sexual orientation. It may or may not be related to low libido depending on the person.
RandomStrixAluco 3 months ago
Gotta love "What is love?" being in the background.
0:00 - 0:04 : Congratulations, he's gay!
Beatngubitch 10 months ago
I want to open a TV tropes account and post about not being shit at life.
It will be controversial.
RecklessInternetting 10 months ago
0:25 is a fucking goldmine. One person is asexual because lesbians can't have sex and the other finds it tragic how in this modern age, love so frequently leads to sex, so he nobly crusades against his own impulses, but lo, cannot be fully asexual. But he posts anyway, because the page was absolutely anemic before.
bmcprime 10 months ago
A lot of these kids look like they're confusing asexual with anti-social.
Arucid 10 months ago 4
@Arucid anti-social means being against soiciety, causing crimes, etc. these people dont seem that way, an actual name for this is "asoical"
p.s. anti=against
puting "a" in front of some words means "not" like "asexual"="not sexual"
sp00kynek0 7 months ago
If they want to be asexual, then let them have a good old-fashioned castration.
TheMattanAge 10 months ago
Asexuality is definitely real but it's remarkably rare
Self-diagnosed asexuals deserve spite
Writtenjustice 11 months ago
@Writtenjustice You can't be diagnosed for asexuality UNLESS it is caused by a disorder, which is a different kind of asexuality.
Even though most of these people probably weren't asexual.
RandomStrixAluco 3 months ago
"Any thing that moves asexual...?" What?!
lovecraftslovechild 11 months ago 9
I'm asexual, and even I find these guys absolute failures.
PeachFan2262 11 months ago 5
If you get erect reading porn, it is because porn is ALARMING, not titillating.
fslpoon 11 months ago
2:02 That's called being chaste, not asexual. Get a clue.
venomousspiderwookie 11 months ago
I'm asexual, and these people just seem like anti-social pricks, for the most part. I can still have friendships, you know. >:c
MetaPhail 11 months ago 5
0:36
Jesus Christ how much more socially crippled can you get?
TextheBored 11 months ago
"Biromantic asexual"
Ahh yes, all of the attention whoring of bisexuality without the effort. That, or these people are just sexually confused and don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
WeabooName 11 months ago
@WeabooName wow, that was...really awful of you, actually. yeah, most of these tropers seem to have trouble grasping that asexuality isn't just some choice you suddenly make one day.
but reinforcing the tired stereotype that bisexuals are attention whores? really? and then implying (unless i've misread your post) that people with the lesser known sexualities are confused? i know tropers are awful and easy targets, but that was really shitty of you.
Bethatty 9 months ago 7
This is what happens when you need a name and a tag for every emotion, condition and idea under the sun. This is TVtropes.
TheRadicalOneNG 11 months ago
@Saeldur Yeah, but if such people do exist then they probably have even more severe mental disorders and fetishes. If that guy ever does find a woman who likes him, she'd probably be some sick freak too, and he wouldn't get any until he first re-enacted any given scene from A Serbian Film in clown makeup while pledging his allegiance to the vampire clan. The golden rule is that sick fucks can only get laid with people sicker than themselves, and everyone sicker than themselves will disgust them.
Protectorett 11 months ago
Self-diagnosing yourself as asexual just because you hate people is obnoxious by itself, but is it really necessary to share your masturbation habits on the internet?!? What if their teacher or boss came across this?
lera980 11 months ago 5
@Saeldur And what makes you think that the people we've seen from the other episodes will reproduce?
Protectorett 11 months ago
1:19's accent is an insult to boomhauer
mannimarco3 11 months ago
@mannimarco3 More Dale Gribble, if you ask me.
OckSlayer 11 months ago
@OckSlayer You're right, I kinds wasn't paying attention when I wrote that comment X(
mannimarco3 11 months ago
Thank god some of these will never breed.
Garlannd 11 months ago
If I had the luck with females that these people do I would consider asexuality as well.
thenewmc2 11 months ago
HEY EVERYONE
LET'S TALK ABOUT OUR MASTURBATION HABITS
AwkwardBatman 11 months ago
99% of the responses on this page are "people will not have sex with my because I refuse to take off my crusty K-ON t-shirt, so I've decided that I didn't ever want to experience human intimacy anyways."
Sigerick 11 months ago 5
@BelgianBollocks HAHAHA OH WOW! Not elitist? One of these freaks directly stated that he's evolved past humanity and its chimpanzee impulses. It doesn't get much more arrogant than that.
EponymousKid 11 months ago
i find...most of the soc--fuck--
MelvanaInChains 11 months ago
I'm asexual. It's a sexual orientation (or rather a lack of one). What's it to others anyway? People are way too judgmental. I'm asexual; deal with it. It doesn't mean I can't find others attractive or that it prohibits me in any way to function properly. I just don't experience sexual attraction. My body functions properly. Most asexuals aren't elitist in any way; they just want to be accepted.
BelgianBollocks 11 months ago 8
@BelgianBollocks Upon rereading your comment, I admit I was a little hasty to judge you. Look, I don't care what you want to fuck, even if it's nothing. Just don't be an asshole about it like the guys on this page.
EponymousKid 11 months ago
@EponymousKid Sadly enough for a lot of people this is their "first encounter" with the concept of asexuality. I just don't experience sexual attraction, no big deal. That doesn't make me a freak or incapable of human intimacy. It doesn't mean "I can't get laid". Besides, asexuality is not a choice; it's not celibacy. Glad you took your time to write that second reply.
BelgianBollocks 11 months ago 4
@BelgianBollocks
>It doesn't mean "I can't get laid"
Haha, sorry about that.
I don't mean for my comment to refer to actual people who are asexual, just the tropers who obviously aren't. See: "as far as actual sexuality is concerned, I'm just too lazy to go find a girlfriend," "I've recently decided to become an asexual," "I'm convinced I simply hate everyone," that last entry proving everyone on the page is a teenage girl.
And honestly, I myself don't care for the sexual part of a relationship.
321cheeseman 11 months ago 3
@321cheeseman Thanks for your reply :) I can definitely see the humor in this, but I can't help but think about people who have no idea what asexuality is.
BelgianBollocks 11 months ago
@EponymousKid
I don't mind if you want to ridicule retarded tropers. Just don't be an asshole in the comments section of YouTube videos by making fallacious generalizations.
FurryAR 11 months ago
@FurryAR Hey, I said I was wrong. Let's just try to put this behind us.
EponymousKid 11 months ago
I have recently decided to become an asexual! :D
EvillyAffable 11 months ago
It's not often that I actually feel good about the fact that I masturbate several times a day. If nothing else, I'll never be like these guys, right?
EponymousKid 11 months ago
I-it's not that I can't get laid... I just don't even WANT sex.
Yeah, YEAH that's it!
321cheeseman 11 months ago 80
How on Earth could anyone be so obnoxious? "How can a human look good?" What do you say to that, honestly?
EponymousKid 11 months ago 4
@EponymousKid What pisses me off is that they're saying that *while still being human*. That's....like the ultimate form of hypocrisy or something! Either evolve into something better than man or put your brain in a robot's body or something but if you're going to thumb your nose at all humans, at least do it while not being human!
What's that? You can't help but be human like the rest of us? Then maybe you need to get off the damn computer and get your Antisocial personality disorder cured!
BackgroundBailey 11 months ago 3
@BackgroundBailey Hypocrisy... you use that word, but I think it means something different from what you think it means.
Finding human beauty uninspiring sexually is not a hidden declaration of superiority. Granted these are tropers and they probably are that self-important, but don't think that asexuals categorically think they're transhuman.
FurryAR 11 months ago
@FurryAR Hmm...you might be right...I will admit that sometimes semantics aren't my strongest discipline.
And don't get me wrong, I have nothing against actual asexuals; it's just that I feel like THESE posters are using the term of asexuals in order to justify their own feelings of unwarrented self-superiority. Considering that I was kind of posting in the heat of the moment and there is a 500 character limit, I wasn't able to add in that crucial distinction in the first point.
BackgroundBailey 11 months ago 2
@EponymousKid
You say nothing and simply deal with the fact that standards of beauty and the worth of normal human pursuits aren't universal.
FurryAR 11 months ago
@EponymousKid Judging by the rest of that entry, you say "John Connor went that way!" and then crawl under a desk to avoid the shrapnel and also have a nice secluded fear-piss.
Delcat42 11 months ago
Man people ask me for sex ALL THE TIME but I have to turn them down. Those are just the breaks of being asexual, sorry!
PuncherOfGirls 11 months ago 2
Self-diagnosed asexuality is the new self-diagnosed Aspergers.
EyeoftheU 11 months ago 81
@EyeoftheU
So when did you have an accredited professional diagnose your sexual orientation?
FurryAR 11 months ago 7
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@FurryAR
Okay, admittedly I used "Self-diagnosed" in the wrong context there, and should have gone with "self-proclaimed asexuality" instead.
I don't deny the existence of asexuality, it is just that 97% of the people on the Internet that claims to be asexual aways seems to prelude or immediately follow up that claim with a contradictory statement.
EyeoftheU 11 months ago
@EyeoftheU Assburgers is forced Asexuality!
ClydesRevenge 11 months ago
@EyeoftheU I don't mean to sound like a little bitch, but that's like saying "self-diagnosed gayness". It's honestly a little insulting to me. /back to leaving stupid comments/
MetaPhail 10 months ago 2
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@MetaPhail
As I stated in another reply: I realize that I used "self-diagnosed" in a wrong context, and should have went with "self-proclaimed" instead.
EyeoftheU 10 months ago
@EyeoftheU My bad, I didn't see that~
MetaPhail 9 months ago
@MetaPhail
But self-diagnosed homosexuality was a popular thing at one point! There was a big 'trend' in people claiming to be bi to look more liberal and increase the odds of them getting some. Bit of a hipster overlap, university-age people. It rarely worked.
groovemanexe 10 months ago
@MetaPhail you sound like a little bitch
OurBenefactors 10 months ago
@OurBenefactors orly?
MetaPhail 9 months ago
@EyeoftheU "Self-diagnosed asexuality", since when did your sexuality have to be diagnosed?
Icerama108 4 months ago
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@Icerama108
You are not the first to point this out to me, but I might as well write it again: In hindsight I i regret using "Self-diagnosed". I should have gone with "proclaimed" instead.
EyeoftheU 4 months ago
@Icerama108 when it means they are have huge portions of the brain to just never turn on, i think so
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@monkyyy0 Touche . . .
Icerama108 3 months ago
Well atleast we know they're not even TRYING to breed. That cheers me up.
YamiAura 11 months ago 2
@YamiAura You know what? Me too. Thank heaven for small favors, I guess.
BackgroundBailey 11 months ago