Ebow Commercial

[mostrelaxingmusic]

WHAT THE FUCK

[CheckThisSaw]

jajajjajaja

[THEGUYD0WNTHESTREET]

you make this thing sound terrible!!!

look at phil keaggy's version it sounds waaay better

[rallyivan1234]

brutal!!! 0:13

[TeeWeeQcKsteel]

uuuuaaahhh, that sucked everything out of me O.o.....ma chin te ka ne to ni ta chao

NI HAU....

[meatlocker92]

Is that a midi pick up i see?

[JacKMunky]

@meatlocker92 Yep, Roland GK3

[oatsintheoven]

why do people argue on the comments page?

[BlackAndBluez]

@oatsintheoven No they don't!!!

[FaustoXIXELEX]

also due to the fact that he translates from google because "para" means "for" not "to"

[FaustoXIXELEX]

yeah the guy is from spain you can tell by his accent, spaniards talk with a lisp kind of like slyvester the cat

[williamindragunawan]

How immigration between two countries affect other CONTINENTS - right here.

really want to try the ebow, by the way. how much is it nowadays?

[deefman]

i insult you all, right now.

[analyzingfunny]

@austinx This prick IS Mexican. All he knows how to do is insult people. Maybe he should learn how to play with a plectrum first. What a douche this Mexican guy is. lol I know, you are not smart enough to be a Mexican, and I bet you cant cook as well either. You are a piece of shit human, not worth the air you breath. You twat. You filthy scum of a human. I fucked your mom and she was not very good in bed. I wonder how you even exist. Ciao!

[JacKMunky]

@analyzingfunny Dear Jimmy, i'm so sorry don't be your gay mexican fantasy, i wonder how ignorant can you be. Spain is in the south of France, and we were fucking and killing amerindians centuries ago. I'm european and we don't have fucking burritos or taco's. Sleep well.

[dreadlock6]

@JacKMunky HAHAHA kick his ass,,, perfect

Cheers from Canada

[hivedrone83]

@analyzingfunny Whoa dude, lay off peoples moms.

[Scottland50]

@austinx If you're going to insult him for his English, you should at least be able to write in English, correctly that is.

[EpsilonKias]

Sometimes you people need to simply ignore idiots, especially ones that seem to post on a video just for the sole reason of pissing people off.

Taking the video for what it is, I like it.

[UltimateGuitarist17]

video fail

[gibsonlover123]

i liked the dramatic fall of the pick!

[chinchilla641]

@austinx if you listen to their accents, you can tell they're Spaniards (Spaniards are from Spain, in case you didn't know) not Mexican, you ignorant racist fuck. and i think you meant "you're", not "your". learn to spell English, fucking dumbshit.

[OKAY546]

@austinx "Your not smart enough for read?"

I think it's "You're not smart enough TO read"

Get that right little white trash fucker.

Bitch I am 100% mexican and it's sad to see a mexican can spell and use better grammar than you,go crawl back inside your mom's pussy!!

You're just pussy shit!!

YOU make me sick racist prick!!!!

[celtik74]

@austinx"smart enough FOR read" WTF? you dirty ass hypocryte! too bad your brain is only 3mm diameter...

[JacKMunky]

@austinx I'm not mexican, i'm european fucking incult. WIth all probability i'm taller than you. I'm sorry for these ignorant americans that'll never get out from fucking Arkansas city and try to travel around the world. Make you a favor and go to read a book (better than eat in McDonalds or watch TV)

[angelofdeath014]

@JacKMunky Not every American is from the South, Jack. This video is hilarious.

[oatsintheoven]

@JacKMunky afraid that there is no Arkansas city

[mcfly21]

@oatsintheoven

It's actually in Kansas, but I do believe that defeats his purpose for saying "Arkansas city" haha

[oatsintheoven]

@mcfly21 oh well, didn't know that and now i do thank you.

[TheTyrynir]

@JacKMunky heh all great guitarists are british, american or finnish

[JacKMunky]

@TheTyrynir I agree. Anyway Paco de Lucía or Raimundo Amador are really good. Me I'm not

[unservidor]

@JacKMunky estás haciendo la misma cagada.

Si conocieses más americanos, te darías cuenta de que viajan más que nosotros.

Ánimo

[JacKMunky]

@unservidor Si lees detenidamente te darás cuenta que solo me dirijo a la gente que nunca sale de su pueblo, comunidad, comarca, estado o país, no a todo EEUU. Es igualmente aplicable a cualquier nacionalidad, quien no viaja corre el riesgo de acabar siendo un ignorante. Yo no soy buen guitarrista y este anuncio no es en serio, pero la gente no quiere verlo así. Un saludo y suerte

[DarkJoker7]

@JacKMunky make you a favor?....don't you mean do yourself a favor...go to read a book?...don't you mean go read a book...wow...yeah...you're a real high class piece of work there buddy

[MindlessGeneration]

@DarkJoker7 Being European doesn't mean you know perfect English..

[DarkJoker7]

@MindlessGeneration No, but his mistakes go way beyond simply not speaking perfect English they are kindergarten mistakes.

[MindlessGeneration]

@DarkJoker7 They're not necessarily kindergarten mistakes, when you come from a country that doesn't natively speak English. It's not exactly the simplest language to learn.

[DarkJoker7]

@MindlessGeneration all of europe speaks english it's taught in every "high school" quotes because i'm not sure what they call it over there

[Geisttanzer]

@DarkJoker7 If you don't speak it, or at least read it in your everyday life you're not gonna learn english. Even if they teach you english at school, you're just gonna forget it if you don't have any use for that knowledge

[DarkJoker7]

@Geisttanzer ...again he is european all europeans know english

[DarkJoker7]

@MindlessGeneration *called

[MindlessGeneration]

@MindlessGeneration Well, my whole school life I've been taught Japanese, and I'm midway through my final year, and still can't speak perfect Japanese. Only because they do it in school, doesn't mean he's going to be great at it. Especially, when it's English, which is one of the hardest languages to learn.

[ThisSaturatedMind]

@MindlessGeneration

I would never say it's the hardest language to learn. I wouldn't give languages rankings based on difficulty; if it's not native to you, then it will undoubtedly be hard. That being said, we have easy grammar, such as undeclined adjectives, no gender assignment to nouns, and simple verb conjugation but difficult spelling because of our multiple sources of influence. Something this complex is lost on DarkJoker. He's the type of narrow-minded person the poster cant' stand

[Tigerbloodmilkshakes]

@JacKMunky

People from the U.S.*

America isn't a country, derp

[Geisttanzer]

@Tigerbloodmilkshakes As much as "United States of America", and "America" aren't the same thing, the correct demonym for US citizens is "Americans". Suits perfectly for a country where most of the people think South Americans are Brazilians... or Texans, derp

[Tigerbloodmilkshakes]

@Geisttanzer I just think it's funny when people from Europe get butthurt on the internet and say "RAAAA INGORANT AMERICANS U I R SUPERIOR" Considering he also said "Make you a favor" and "better than eat in McDonalds or watch TV"

He was right about there being an Arkansas City though, but it's actually in Kansas. I doubt he knew that though. It's just lulzy when mad Europeans are mad. Also people here don't refer to Southerners or Texans as South Americans. Ever actually been here? Derp XP

[Geisttanzer]

@Tigerbloodmilkshakes "I just think it's funny when people from Europe get butthurt on the internet and say "RAAAA INGORANT AMERICANS U I R SUPERIOR"" They're generally right, at least Europeans know the country they live in is not the only one in the world.

"Also people here don't refer to Southerners or Texans as South Americans." It was an exageration.

"Ever actually been here?" No, but I met enough Americans. Anyways, not gonna extend this pointless argument anymore

[Tigerbloodmilkshakes]

@Geisttanzer You've fallen into believing stereotypes. There are plenty of people here who aren't straight out of King of the Hill. You're no better than those people either, because you've fallen into believing in those stereotypes.

Also, I'm sure you've met plenty. On the internet.

Dude there are shitty people everywhere, the sooner you realize it has to do with human nature itself and not country the better.

Also lol you think it's an argument.

[MrTenic]

Abortion, Brilliant! Aaaaaaaaaahaha!

[Whammo1963]

Hey, now I can play shitty guitar without using a pick!

[Alcester]

esto...tengo dudas al respecto, que se supone que le pasa a la guitarra? no se queda asi para siempre imagino xDD, y lo realmente importante, sabeis si funciona con pickups activas?

[Naxxx]

Xd obiamente la guitarra no queda asi, el e-boe genera un campo electromagnetico que hace vibrar la cuerda, de manera que tienes un sustain infinito, ademas de darle gran variedad de sonidos y efectos a lo que quieras tokar, lo puedes ocupar n cualkier tipo de capsula, de preferencia en la capsula de arriba (la mas cercana al mastil) y tambien puedes experimentar n cualquier tipo de instrumento que tenga cuerdas de metal, incluso lo han probado en la caja de las baterias

[Alcester]

@Naxxx Muchas gracias : )

[ColbyJack0]

Haha the pick crashing to the ground

[Nick56708]

Some of the stuff they did with the Ebow sounded so Tool ish.

[taxo]

nice way to make people not to buy ebow :|

[guitarrax]

cual es lo chvere en esta cosa llamada e bow????

[rvx7b]

@guitarrax Lo copado del E-Bow que al apoyarlo cerca del microfono o pickup genera un campo magnetico que hace que tengas sustain infinito practicamente (entre los usos mas generales)...pero tambien podes tocar arpeggios o etc etc..y le dan un sonido bastante interesante

[guitarrax]

bueno...si algun dia lo adquiero veremos que funciones me da!!!pero gracias por el dato rvx7b!!! saludos!

[eartyt]

en ves de "cual" deberias decir "que" y xcierto si es muy interesante

[guitarrax]

o gracias!!!profe!

[Sonnyboy56]

This commercial doesn't exactly make me want to run out and buy one.

[guitarrax]

u right!!!

[lucasrock87]

che.. conozco...una pregunta, eso no daña los pickups de la viola??? el magnetismo no afecta a los imanes de los pickups??... solo pregunto.. si alguien tene respuesta.. se agradece! saludos!!

[heavenbacktolife]

claro que no amigo......no daña nada... yo tengo uno.............consiguete un Ebow y compruebalo por ti mismo...

[ToOlOGT22]

what exactly is an ebow and what does it do?

[SirSedricMusic]

it's a device for creating, electronically, string vibration to be applied to a guitar or other traditionally plucked and picked instruments.

It's actually really frickin cool and a bit hard to explain. Check out their website...

[Innaband]

Electromagnet. slightly Vibrates the string.

[lamantisatea]

que bueno que estudian diseño multimedia porque no tocan tan chido jejejeje

animo!!!

[BludgeoningTheWeak]

Lol this is pure shit.

[mudeye]

watch "phil keaggy ebow"

[tripjams]

the ebow can suck my eCock

[qba5775]

hahaha it looks and sounds like North Korean propaganda :D

[slyme1711]

did you pass the course?

[adrek09]

De seguro reprobaron esa clase

[Hedon11]

aa noo u guys made me hate music and ebow

[EsperanzaGalera]

Hahahaha me encanta xDDD sobretodo el momento conmovedor de la púa cayéndose xDDD

Pd: la gente no sabe leer o es directamente idiota??

[bilos1993]

Is that smoke on the water in the begginning? You're doing it wrong!!!

The EBow part is good though! Nice commercial!

[pacheks]

e bo jaja

[acer993]

jajajajajajajajajajajajajaja its lololololololololol loser

[luckyjinxer]

...no douh its not a real commercial

[LittleEmoBoy001]

This commercial sucks doesn't even show what it can do just some shit noise.

[LittleEmoBoy001]

Whatever it is it sucks.  And you are responsible for it.

[Vyo0]

at least he ain't emo xD

[walker1054]

@JacKMunky But it says commercial in the title!! why write that it is a commercial for ebow if it isnt?

Theres no way you passed with this for your class

[eltaty019]

jajaja, qe truchadaa "Psicodelia Multicoloor"

jajajja

ensimaa el chaboon dicee

"EBO"

[fenderacolyte]

me dan una muestra gratis??

[kakodaminonoz]

pinche comercial verguero

[robertinometal]

"psicodelia multicolor" xD

[nowagon]

jaaaaaaaaaaa que hijos de puta!

[CharlyxR]

jajajajaj

[a7xmetalhead16]

horrid

[jitanodekornes]

Ostia, hablas igual que el cantante de Los Muertos de Cristo!

[TeleDan]

Does anyone know where I can get this guy's album?

[JacKMunky]

XDDDDD

(only available on Vatican Web Store)

[nathanieljorden]

@TeleDan oxfam

[emeemmanuel]

de miedo la musica toda macabra.. haha

[framayx]

Nothing but RUBBISH on this site

[ra7n7d63]

They gotta start giving out Razzies for Youtube videos. I have a few nominations already. And the award for "worst musical score" goes to...

[joplino]

what the fuck's a e bow?

[JamesHayter]

joplino you could very easily find that out lol

[joakorush2112]

is like a violin bow but is not a bow

[uf4ggo]

what the fuck's a google?!?!

[aidyanimal]

ebows are really out of date

[dellexgr]

not at all!

it depends to what styles you listen to.

[aidyanimal]

suppose so but still fernandez sustainer is easyer

[ultimateinfinite]

So is your mum!

[aidyanimal]

what are you 12 that is the most moronic comment you could make you talentless fuck why dont you just slit you little emo wrists you 23 year old sad wanker

[ultimateinfinite]

Hahahaha! If I were 12, I would be showing you up in the most inestimable way!! Have you heard of a question mark? Full stop? No, just basic grammar? Shut up and stop weeping like a teased vagina!

[aidyanimal]

cant think of a come back instead you have to comment on poor grammer get a life

[ultimateinfinite]

yep, because it makes you look like a dolt, and therefore not qualified to have an opinion on anything. Didn't; "stop weeping like a teased vagina" qualify as a come back?

[aidyanimal]

keep trying

[ultimateinfinite]

Thats what I said to your mum.

[aidyanimal]

you sad little man

[nuttyboy007]

You spelt grammar wrong, dicksplash, and what's more embarrasing is that it's actually written right above, you must really suck at life.

[ultimateinfinite]

HAHAHA!

[mikejensen79]

Ah, I do love me some Youtube flame wars. Gotta say, I think, despite making a yo momma joke twice, and his transparent use of the word "inestimable" (look how smart I am!/check out my thesaurus!), Ultimateinfinite wins for being A)british, B) having working knowledge of english syntax (although two exclamation marks technically isn't correct). I also liked "teased vagina." although the use of anatomical terms is also transparent, it's refreshing to see people avoiding the word "cunt."

[ultimateinfinite]

You forgot your bibliography Edward!! Inestimable is my word of the month. Last month it was "sanctimonious", pity you didn't analyse one of my exchanges then.

[Josephdorf03]

You talk like you're a real scholar but your comment is about youtube grammar showdowns and it's on a video advertising an EBow.

[xheartinhandx]

ha ha

[sifs4]

that was a waste of time

[theDeathblades]

Read the fucking description people its not intended to sell the product

[poononga1]

jesus now thats the way to make a product look sh1t

[Griptease]

ow thats painful

[Ometopada]

Emo?Is what you are you freakin pinata whacker.

[JacKMunky]

I'm not who loves this bunch of faggots called "Tokyo Hotel". Hope you'll be sodomized for a catholic priest stupid fucking teenager

XD

[kliao93]

nice man nice lol. lol its actually tokio hotel and the first time i saw them i was like.. that girls ugly as shit then someone told me the singer was a guy 0.o

[Ometopada]

worst commercial for anything and then to top it off in spanish.freakin pinche culero, learn how to use it and then make a commercial

[JacKMunky]

Fucking Emo. First learn 2 things:

-"Pinche culero" is not spanish, it's mexican

-If you pay attention, i said that's only a stupid exercice for Video Editing. Asshole!

[TheOriginalMack]

I thought mexico natiaonal language was spanish, huh, what do u kno

[Steve92crue]

played smoke on the water wrong.. lame

[waynegacy666]

Worst commercial ever. It's the typical TV Shop commercial

[JacKMunky]

It was intentional. Only for an exercice of video editing class

[doofynetgraouw]

at 30 seconds, what does he have on his left hand ?

what does it do? i've seen this quite often : muse, mogwai .. i'd like to get one !

[Valkyric]

it's called "slide"

the one in the video is made of steel, but you can find them made of glass too (maybe there are more materials)

You can use it to make a progression sound - maybe you can find some videos by searching "slide" or "slide guitar"

I guess that the main genre for it is the country, but I'm not sure

It's cheaper than 10 euros more or less

Hope this was useful ^^

[reddodger123]

práctica y paciencia

[AlexZyka]

This video is actually scary.

[mattwould]

piece of SHIT.

[rawrcalumx]

i an e-bow for sef anyones intrested :

UK only though :\

[sexandgromit]

fucking awesome video!

[rubas07]

di no a la plumilla, jeje, seria mejor un sustainer, jeje

[999Gryphon999]

im gnna use this for a school project!

[donkeypoodl]

God dammit I keep playing the guitar but all that comes out is smoke on the water!

[infernosxe]

ooo smoke on the water ___))))

[musicthingz]

lol tae bo!

[x0w0lf]

i have spent a 100€ on an e bow and now i can hapelly say

it comletely sucks ass!!!!!!!!!!!

[chrislpp]

maybe its just the player

[x0w0lf]

no, i admit i ma not the best player in the world =P

but spending €100 on somithing like this is crap ....

[spudzzzz57]

The person who showed me how to use one said it takes "practice & patience".

don't give up, bro.

[x0w0lf]

thx man

:)

[Broekzitter15]

haha it looks like one of those american commercials for fitness stuff or something xD

it only needs more people in it who tell you how crappy their life was before they bought e-bow and how wonderful their lives are now xD

[JacKMunky]

Para aquellos cuya comprensión no de a más: este es un video parodía que hicimos para clase sin ninguna pretensión ni ánimo de lucro. Simplemente había que escoger un tema para hacer un spot con Premiere XD

For monolinguals: it's only a fake, no real (like Santa Claus, elfs or fairies) no pretentions. We made it for homework!!

Dumbasses ¬¬

XD

[upaquesalame]

Psicodelia multicolor??? jajaj que gallego pancho!!

[mankalabeat]

This shit can only be made in Spain!

[XtianGuitar]

holy crap - this is one of the worst ebow videos I've ever seen. Who is the Einstein who thought this piece of crap up? Lousy video, lousy playing, lousy guitar tone, and shitty ebowing. Just plain crappy!

[jjheadspace55]

its awesome!

[putzmitt3l]

There are some pretty lame and desperate guitarists out there. :) commercial sucks too...

[TechnicolorTypeA]

wow this is terrible

[mariordzjrmllo]

e-vos

[h1p3RcUb3]

me too

[flammaster]

LMAO! I love how that guy throws down the pick! hahahahah

[ten8goa]

kinda gay. cant even speak english

[saladlegs]

e-bow is meant for people with butter fingers and now able to hold a plectrum.

no offence to the likes of sigur ros, they rule!

[jeffbeckley]

wow thats amazing, i wish i could play like that...

[rbaker1230]

dammit.......now i don't want one anymore...

[maverickozel]

puhahahahahahahahahahahaha awesome :D:D:D

[londonaus4u]

Fucking morons

[DizzyCGA]

Send those bitch ass picks to the curb. Pull your balls out of your purse and man up to some EBOW!

[djbro16]

I wanted an ebow at first, but now it doesnt looks so cool

[gantman]

lol Oh my god. Tired of using a pick to play your guitar? F the pick and use and ebow and make your guitar sound as shtty as these video examples. 

Wow could the examples sound any worse? Ebow is great but this video is.....not