Limmy: GTA IV prostitutes: how do you kill yours?

[B0zz3]

This clip had me laughing for minutes

[lovemetalhatejuggalo]

i drive up so the passenger side is over a steep cliff and get out so she kills herself....hey i already got my dick dirty no need to get my hands dirty too

[barcabourke]

I hate her, for making me do that.

[gameraroundtheworld]

HIV

[flyby501]

wow ahhahaha wow

[RAHHicecream]

Hahahahaha

[rocky4life6]

As soon as they leave, run them over, back up over them, put 8 handgun rounds through their breasts, then throw a grenade at your car.

[samueltouchdown1]

think my favourite bit is "ah do anything for you" , "alright , mon in."

[XSHAWNYBOYX]

and now i pay for sex

[MrJehstr]

4:59 ... great throw!!

[Richieoldskool]

Ha ha fukkin briliant m8

[SASR]

Oh, cheeky! Cheeky! Ran me 'er a wee bit there.

[thegrimstock]

mate i kinda feel sorry for you. thats the only shag u will be getting cus um ginger and scottish. gutted.

[thisistino]

@thegrimstock that's the only shag he'll be gettin cos you're ginger and scottish? shut up ya mongo

[fuzzymini12]

@thegrimstock Whopper.



[ClimaxModz]

I shank them up and get my money back!

[JessehKhar]

I don't let them get out, I drive into water.

[CenkIsAdorable]

"Overkill is underrated"

- Hannibal

[Robkinggozer]

I go to the stripclub with only one exit, block it with my car so no one can get in or out. Then I take my time to massacre everyone :)

[iHaveNoWood]

@Robkinggozer ;O

[liu7]

What accent is this? It sounds cool

[MichelinDUD]

@liu7 Scottish

[urantiruslan]

good vid



[TopTap09]

That was so funny it is untrue.

[WillFails]

What the fuck is this?

[TheWackadooFuckhead]

I take mine, have sex with them, pay them, and then say goodnight.

[kokv19]

you are 100% a scott

[ghosty1031]

I take mine near water, get it on, then when she gets out, I bash her head with the bat & watch her fall into the water...& if she survives the blow to the head and swims back up, then i shoot her in her kneecaps with the pistol

[SadisticHero]

I don't use the hookers that often and when I do I normally don't kill them but one made a remark about Niko's mother so I parked the car in an alley where the passenger side was up against a dumpster so she couldn't run and threw a Grenade through the open drivers side door. Gotta love the car explosions and burning bodies in this game.

[liamMCR]

lol

[KamikaziJason]

I take mine to a cliff wait for them to get out and BAM, they drop to there deaths.. then i get my money back :)

[kycfbno1]

You make me laugh mate haha sweet vid

[RatedRony]

i kill them usually with 1shot...... shotgun or pistol! i try to save my bullets for cops :P

[hahahahowfunnyofyou]

I just LOL'd myself... which means I need a box of tissues and some stain remover!

[WolfTeam82000288]

Hey which mission do u do to unlock that safehouse? pls reply

[CityRuler1]

@WolfTeam82000288 Just play through the game. its the 2nd one.

[WolfTeam82000288]

@CityRuler1 ok i've unlocked it :D Thanks . So the mission to unlock it is ''Roman's Sorrow''

[Biinko]

ppppppshhh

[NigelOnAction]

look , niko see that guy

[artrocker65]

sex hours yeah! :)

[crazyperson3245]

i think going on the freeway bridge in alderny and going to this one part where there is no guardrail then parking my car near in let the hooker do her business and then she gets out and falls to her death.

[roblox878]

the *bomb* is a makatov.

[celtno1]

What's yer username Limmy boy, i'll show you how to kill, i'll start wi you..hahahaha

[SuperM1998]

Niko Bellic > Chuck Norris

[PCthesecond]

Oo this did make me laugh

[Xcardy13]

LIMMY! :D

[MrMixes123]

Quit saying he needs help, anyone who plays this game needs help lmao

[barrel3]

whatever, loser

[sgtd19851985]

Brilliant Limmy, going gies yer XBL username.

[HEARTBEATS12]

YOU NEED HELP

[MrCraig1103]

come on Scotland



[MegaRosiebee]

Does everyone know this guy has his own T.V show?

[TheWackadooFuckhead]

@MegaRosiebee Yeah, it fucking bombed big time lol

[Neoxkais]

God I love your accent

[ArthodeN]

I - TS - ME Luigi !

[Mathemagical55]

Sloppy technique with the baseball bat and petrol bombs followed by overkill with the Uzi. This is NOT a prostitute killer you want to learn from.

[danielmoorey]

Your fucking mental mate.

[matthewwelshable]

take the uzi

shoot her tae fuck

while shes burnin

[chrislennon321]

pmsl

well done limmy

[chad0x]

Great commentary. Decent prostituticide as well.

[gerwhite]

Well done

[Johnao13]

haha the matter-of-fact tone as if its just a normal thing to do make this fucking hilarious

[GrantM296]

Make another wan Limmy!!!!

[Dilz424]

I don't kill my prostitutes, I take them to yoker soil instead.

[Scottishtroop87]

That game is utter shite

[oberon06]

reading all the comments fae the daft american cunts is hilarious ahahah

[gspotkentzoom]

brilliant limmond

[iProxDriftZ]

hes fukin scottish ya mongo u can tell by hiz accent

[tamalito009]

la volastes,era poner el juego no que saliera tu carota,y tu voz,idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BULLETH0leProduction]

grand theft AUTO, not grand theft AHO

[Misaspaper]

Your accent is fucking orgasmic.

[Fugitive292]

Dude, do NOT ever get a prostitue in real life.

[tastezlikechicken]

I just run em down with my car

[TheGrid10]

I like to fuck the fat black ones and then drive right over their rhino size ass! lol

[robbiewii]

He's Scottish not English ya cunts.

[bernardo290499111]

english 11% -other language 89%

[david102898]

i couldnt understand half the things he said

[Itzprojamo]

What your xbox live name

[woohooyeeha]

I bet your mother would give you extra Christmas presents if you show her this video.

[robbykhu]

nice wholesome family entertainment

[1900620]

that was pretty sick...gotta play the game and kill myself some bithes.

[40FE]

I use the good old 'stab, stab, stab, stab, stabbbyyy..... petrol bomb! fucking done!

[arkidla]

learn english

[KieronSchenko]

@arkidla Learn to tolerate accents you ignorant cunt.

[CenkIsAdorable]

@KieronSchenko I wonder how old he'll get before he realizes that every human being on the face of the planet has an accent.....

Except the mute ones of course.

[conic92]

Please learn english.

[kyle2494]

@conic92 He's Scottish ya fudd!

[eclectica1]

@conic92 He's Scottish, therefore he speaks with a Scottish accent. Just how stupid can you be?

[NonEducatedHD]

@conic92 Arrogant bastard.

[Wesker2425]

@conic92 Please learn Scottish accents.

[DAForever4Ever]

Aw,did someone just get dumped?FREAK

[devil666sommon]

someones a little insane :)

[MrILikeBreadsticks]

all i herd u say waz

herp a derp

[MrChatItOut]

watch?v=KnYAC2_hnKg

''SAVING MY PRIVATES" (2011 - tom hanks)

a MUST see video. you need a good stomach - added yesterday

[LyricsFromStreet]

Google Translate Please!

[airsoftbbgun]

@LyricsFromStreet what?

[EzPz8]

@LyricsFromStreet jebem ti mater

[LyricsFromStreet]

@EzPz8 Jebem ja t ebe u usta 

[AmericanEuro1]

I'm not a gamer but HOLY SHIT I have to buy this game.

[Sinfulgaiden]

you featured in the news.LOL

[EzPz8]

@Sinfulgaiden what did they say?

[zombiethrasher411]

Which city is this?

[iTzIReWiiNdZz97]

naw a she fuxks me so she pays me the wee cow.... but if no shes getting shot ta fuck.....lol happn limmy love your show... REQUIEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ben9DB]

Just run them over repeatedly

[zombiethrasher411]

Roflmao

[Heneghan2k9]

Transcribe audio : fucking lol

[TinkerTom56]

Mmmm I like mine with chips...

[JoHeartsArt]

oh god! i think i've a big crush on scottish guys, just love the accent --> girl here and yes girls do enjoy playing GTA :p

[airsoftbbgun]

fuk yasss man another scottish guy :D

[danialazhar9]

scouser!!!! hahaaha. YNWA



[truefalse]

@danialazhar9 He's not a Scouser, and he's not English. FAIL

[Chooboh]

You drive nicely

[roockowacko]

i like to punch people so they follow me into the alley where i kill them with a knife with the counter attack.

[FlyingRat1]

Hmm, I remember watching this ages ago, not knowing who you were. Hehehe.

[derbboobbo]

drive to the unfinished bridge in bohan, park, scare the prostitute and she opens the door and walks out and dies

[zombeboz1]

"and beyond remove to dump prostitutes" hahaha

[TheAkizo]

oh my god = rolled my ankle (google transcribe)

[icebrickwall1]

Transcribe Audio = too funny

[DONYBUENO]

Peacock on b1tch xP

[1CalumS]

LoL MAN Ur so Funny ...WHEN I DONE it she got out and i smacked her in the face way a brick

[BoyNotorious333]

when they get outta my car I get my gun out and then I kill em

[ALEEEX932]

I dont think anyone would fuck niko wearing that

[B3ansGuy]

@ALEEEX932 they're prostitutes, they have no standards

[holotome]

@ALEEEX932 A hookers job ;)

[shravanbhat]

Everything that's wrong with society.

[Ep1cnezz]

Haha, Niko looks like a complete idiot in thoose clothes :D

[thaer12345]

Why do you talk like that? Are you mentally impaired or what?

[XpanterafanX]

@thaer12345 what the fuck, you are obviously mentally impared its called a fucking accent. he is scottish you idiot. Please for the love of god tell me you were kidding.

[thaer12345]

@XpanterafanX I seriously can't understand a single word he is saying, I am completely amazed that he's actually trying to say english words. He sounds like he might have a mental condition like asperger's syndrome, is that what you were referring to?

[XpanterafanX]

@thaer12345 No he doesn't have aspergers or any sort of condition, it's a Scottish accent. If that's what you think someone with aspergers sounds like then you've clearly never heard someone with aspergers or a Scot.

[thaer12345]

@XpanterafanX Well then he should keep whatever affliction he has to himself and avoid talking, why should youtubers have to know that there are people that actually talk like this? This kind of thing should be kept hidden

[XpanterafanX]

@thaer12345 Stop breathing.

[thaer12345]

@XpanterafanX What a succinctly eloquent response! Wait, no.

[dabhoys1888]

@thaer12345 you are a retard. hes scottish. let me guess, ur a dumbass american who thinks evry1 shud talk like you?

[hottboydeano]

@dabhoys1888 ahahhaahhaha i <3 u for saying that ;p lol

[TechnoZeroSan]

@thaer12345

Your parents isolate you in a padded room or something? Cause you're making yourself seem crazy. No offence. Or you're just another American Troll.

[bubezz]

nah get them into a car, drive them to the broken bridge and put the side that they are on so it is on the edge of the bridge and when they step out the car....they plummet.

[silverstar352]

Lmfao funny shit bro

[AnOriginalRomanian]

run them over then hit them with a rocket launcher

[BOSS88882]

 ياخنيث ياقحبة استح على وجهك

[CaptainPommby]

Haha you sound like Begbie!

[TheChikenchunk]

You should start making commentaries :P

[lmao5000]

The money you got back, you'll spend again on all that used ammunition :P

[brendude95]

You killed that wee las!

[MrBlurrySpartan]

lovely

[KRS1LEGEND]

lol this guy looks like thom yorke form radiohead

[warl3k1]

Jack the ripper of the 21st century

[KennyMif]

lol man ur fkin hilarious

[lakupoika]

568 hoes got killed

[jackmack29]

awesomeness

[erkziltonz]

haha

[MrFunsocks]

Loving the attempts at Closed Captions.

"Al Gore".

[KingdomheartsII]

Too bad you got STD's in the process. But hey, on the bright side, you got your 20 bucks back.

[Markanaldo]

brill

[MrHudeenee]

FAR too much time but fucking hilarious!!!!

[Felkenmanwangler]

Fucking hilarious!

[123aveman]

hey are u irish

[ScreamoAndCancer]

@123aveman scottish

[MossyKong]

I wonder if he plays the ballad of gay tony ?

[jimmymckooel]

haha, I prefer to run mines my over.

[MYEYESHAVEMELTED]

Dangerous ground, Limmy. You obviously don't give a monkey's......and that's why your stuff's PURE BRILLIANT!!!

[lewisscottishlengend]

Whats you gamertag limmy ?

[TOBYPARRMUSIC]

NICE! VID LOL!

[DanielJohnston30]

you've problems dude

[cuntylishus]

I like to think that Limmy checks the comments on this video occasionally - just to have a chuckle at you easily-offended idiots.

It's a game. Can't you see the absurdity in assuming that the way people choose to play a game reflects the way they would behave in real life? Can't you see how ridiculous it is to be upset by a series of computer-generated images on a monitor?

The guy is onto his second TV series in the UK. He's a successful comedian. When he kills a hooker IRL, I'll apologise!

[NeilsinMandela08]

haahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha­ahahahahaahahaha , quality. 

[wbarr2]

cant believe people are surprised by this its like the first and best thing you can do on gta fuck those ho's and get back your hard earned blood money, personally i prefer the knife to baseball bat but the petrol bomb was mint

[itsasoulthing]

I love your performances Limmy, dont get me wrong, you are a creative man, but video was a little bit unnecessary i think. Moreover one shouldn't reveal such tendencies off to public, it might be wrong interpreted even if its meant to serve a purely recreational purpose.

[LittleGigiK]

I can't believe this! This is terrible! Why would anyone want to even pretend something so cruel?

[Supersomonerandom]

@DragonAge2k and why the fuck should women stay under men?

[Snip3rfy]

superyellow and dragonage2k lol ...........

[SuperYellow1989]

@DragonAge2k

Why should women "stay under men"? what use is it if one gender is ruler of the other gender?

Surely if women were allowed to do the same things as men like be doctors and astronauts, the world would flow better and progress quicker. Afterall no one gender is smarter, you just get smart people, some women , some men.

So if women could do whatever job they wanted, the population of surgeons or professors or wotever would increase and surely thats good thing.

[Rav3asp]

/watch?v=mXquxLj4UUY

[SuperYellow1989]

@DragonAge2k It like men vs women stuff is silly and paranoid.

Yes some men and women LOVE to argue that women r better or men r better........but honestly who cares and those people r just dicks lol!

Most normal people judge you on ur personality and charater not ur gender.

i think your being very paranoid to assume women want to try take over the world or something crazy, yes there r ULTRA feminist but theres always been ultra-feminists, they are a small group , not the majority of women

[SuperYellow1989]

@DragonAge2k ok sorry what ur totally wrong on that point. Have you ever read any history books?! what r u on about !!? Men used to beat women and up until victorian times it was actually LAW that women were the poperty of the man. Man has ALWAYS been in charge

But in saying that im a woman and i in NOWAY want to be "superior " than men. You get nice/bad people in the world, some of them r women some of them men, ur gender is little to do with ur personality.