Funny Finishes

[elinfiernoentusojos]

OMG this is so funny that i'm going to turn off my computer...

[onixmusematt]

In the second video,i dont know what race was that,but the crowd management really sucks....on the left turn there was no barrier and a crowd of about a dozen people were in the corner where he should have turned...so that misled him into thinking he should take the right corner...and the steward or cop or what was it blew his damn whistle instead of just holding his hands pointing left...stupid,stupid but not the rider was stupid,the organizers/crowd/police...did an ugly mistake

[TheKatnaz]

what are funny ?

[2dtrack]

you obviously have to be European to get the joke... not because it's a different language but because their humor is so dull

[SpiritualStrength7]

haha ha lmfao lol funny shit

[Mazzafrombola]

N.3: Traversoni won the stage. I believe it was Tour 1997

[sheppezz]

If I was Perez, I would be so embarrassed that I would never go back to the right way...

[chrstilen5]

Last guys got discalified for bad behawor. Or however that's speled.

[SprintKing76]

what about the year djamoladine abdoujaparov took out a policeman and a whole bunch of riders in the finish to the line.

Now that was funny!

[ironhanglider]

@SprintKing76 The Policeman crash was on Stage 1 of the Tour in 1994 in Armentières. It was Wilfried Nelissen who hit the policeman but Laurent Jalabert was the worst hurt. If you see that footage watch the next policeman in line jump the barrier to avoid the carnage. Abdoujaparov on the other hand hit a bollard next to the barriers on the final stage on the Champs Elysses in 1991, only two other riders actually fell in that crash, but it was sickening all the same.

[djkidgorilla]

Like 'Funny Weird' or 'Funny Haha'. What? Am I a f*ckin' clown to you? Do I amuse you?

[HoevdingenDK]

1. the guys slip his pedals to win

2. the guy went the wrong way as he was almost at the finish lines

3. 2 guys got disqualified because they pushed abit to eachother also close to finish line.

Thats a short brief LIKE so people can see whats ''funny''

[WanderleiSilva29]

uh.. none of these were funny....common bike racing actually

[xcaliber995]

that was just not funny thay was shieet

[ReneeNme]

Looks like the conduct of both riders in the last clip is ...ummm ... questionable.

[vinesen1]

clever guy that vinokourov!!!!!!

no 3

[MrMegaman2000]

@vinesen1 the telekom-rider at the end is heppner, not vino. the otherone is voskamp.

[ReineDan]

that's not funny at all..

[nabijemtepedercino]

well, in No.2 the cop is to blame as well... his hands did signal "left" but his positioning in the middle of the left turn signaled "right".

[BilboB]

in no 1. the guy had the oppurtunity to win but stepped wrong in his pedal.

in no 2. Perez is in front and meters away from the finish line, but turned to the right in stead of turning left, therefore he lost the oppurtunity to win the stage.

in no 3. the two guys was disqualified and neither of them won the stage.

[bananaspliff]

@BilboB probably a little confusing to people when u turn the "rankings" upside down.. but it's the correct description.

[casparholmmehri2011]

yeah i am danish i can understand

[casparholmmehri2011]

længe leve Danmark !!!!!

[Driggerz1]

umm jajajajajaja?

[JeDaaRe1]

Not funny

[nichtswiezuvor]

danish is a funny language :)

[WarningSign1000]

0:50 If I was the guy in the right, I would push the brakes as hard as I could:D

[mattisks1]

number two happened to me as well :)))

[carsvo]

HA Ha Fail

[DeadmausasLTU]

I think this is not funny

[hagenar]

@bikeracerguy That one was painful to see. Search 'Bouvatier' on this site to watch it.

[pretzil16]

oooh day aint warin there helmets

[oweneoin]

why write the title in english if the video is going be in a frigin foreign language, well annoying!

[maxp0w3r]

Now who's that idiots in those blue jacket, trying to point the correct direction, it would be better if they didn't stand on both sides, that confused the rider, when it's so close to finish line, it should have been closed anyway.

[goodanswergoodanswer]

@ No: 3, no helmets! Must be pre 2003.......

[sorenc3612]

@goodanswergoodanswer Actualy it's 2002..

[rawe9113]

lol...number three the guys like..i wanna win!.... NO i wanna win!!.... OH YAH?...YA!.. you wanna go Huh?... YA!.. YOU WANNA CUDDLE hUH DO YA? DO YOU WANNA CUDDLE?..wtf man its just a race.....i love you....

[rock3tcat]

No crash, No like! :(

[niclasoe]

@rock3tcat omg you are dumb dont you think its funny that one of them turns right instead of left?

[rock3tcat]

@niclasoe

Every sentence starts with a capital letter.

And "dont" should be written as "don't".

Your English writing skills suggest that you might be possessing less intellectual capacity than me. :D

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Yours sincerely,

Pia Kjærsgaard

[Rall94KC]

@rock3tcat i lol'd

[TheAngelAbandoned]

@rock3tcat This is YouTube.Look around and you'll notice all the gramatically incorrect and non punctuated comments.

[olemoseraun]

in number 1 they :" one foot in the pedals is one to little", so thats not very funny.

number 2: he drives the wrong way in the end, he should have turned left :D and then he says:" and then these guys finds trhe finish line, while perez drives around somplace else :D

number 3: they both get disqualified for unfair methods, so the only first place they get is the one on this list :D

[IamNicolai]

It's danish my friends, so pretty tough to understand ;)

[forrest751]

is that lance at 0:45

[UrosGoblinko]

ahhahahahah idiot ahaahahahahah 

[pilipinasmabuhay100]

it's not even funny.

[olemoseraun]

@pilipinasmabuhay100 would have been if you understood what they where saying :)

[pilipinasmabuhay100]

@olemoseraun true...

[tinclunge123]

what a shit vid

[SteDeRaver]

I must have missed the "funny"...

[Xiong921]

@SteDeRaver i was just thinking that

[megadiego]

@SteDeRaver the guy in No.2 is in the lead and takes the wrong way near the finish line

[JesseReith1]

@SteDeRaver yeah, me too. just another rubbish, un-cyclist YouTube-er..

[goodanswergoodanswer]

@SteDeRaver Yes; 162,000..... disappointed viewers!

[mikeyABI]

@SteDeRaver yeah whoever uploaded this video seriously is a retard. like literally. your a useless dumbfuck. go hang urself

[dezmundo1251]

@SteDeRaver 'funny' in norway I guess

[Danskebjerge]

@SteDeRaver The Danish reporter is using the word "kikset" which doesn't mean "funny", but rather "embarrasing"/"messy"/"awkward­".

[ThePraedator]

dat last guy who was sniffing da otha ones armpit shud b shot

[mightyPants]

bite him!

[consistentbass]

The second finish situation happened to me but at the start of a race. I finished fifth :(

[SuperWeng10]

some riders used their head or sometimes elbow to intimidate fellow riders to give up the sprinting position. i just dont know if its legal in professional races..

[wondeboy12]

It probably isnt but the issue is try enforcing it on a race with 100 entrants over several kilometres.

[rbonilla18]

the guy said fuck it im going for a beer... thats why he took the other direction.

[sargentse]

head attack did not work

=(

[akhastaelfetotrabaja]

why dont use skull ???

[BladesOrsi]

oh, Danish sounds so good!

[GaMMwl]

Haha I would really like to know how it is to hear it when you dont speak it :D

[BladesOrsi]

for me it's a mixture of German, Swedish and French :) And a little Dutch :)

[GaMMwl]

And FRENCH!? Haha nice! :D

[jimmyshitbags]

bah, i wanted CRASHES.

[Jur0]

n2 is the police guys fault, he was standing on the way they were suppoused to go, obviously when exhausted and ure tired from the long breakaway ud go the other way.

[uffus]

ive tried the same (2) this was a time trial and i i couldt win but drived away :( and this was a important race:'(

[cassioluizzancope]

Inacreditável.

[TheSaeed7894]

0:47

[2ctrain]

wish i could understand what they were saying

[nowoolovermine]

how con een chabba nob goo, wibba blomgleb

[Greaseddog]

@2ctrain Number one he only uses 1 feet.

Number two, he's all alone and look's like winning, but goes the wrong way.

Number three, he pushes him with his head. (And both got disqualified)

[tetriss69]

@2ctrain

The second one takes a wrong turn to the right, where he was supposed to go left, so he didn't win. In the last one, both bikers gets suspended for shouldering, so neither of them win.

[markussen19]

@2ctrain Haha, that can't be very hard :D well, i am from Denmark and knows it :D

[jkwopenguin]

@2ctrain

Its because their speking danish

I understand it

[theaudifan1]

@2ctrain thats cause its danish

[therallyfan]

from the danish tv-channel "tv2" the "top3" after evry days route

[patje7]

I allways tought that the German was quilty and not Bart Voskamp. Now, when i see this back this moment, Bart Voskamp was started it, so Voskamp was guilty too.

[MacTobey]

if i remember correctly, heppner of the team telekom was disqualified?!

[naeverdreng]

they were both disqualified.

[MacTobey]

oh you`re right.

i looked it up, the other rider is bart voskamp. i dont remember much about him or his carrer.

[patje7]

I remember the last one too. I tought they both were disqualified, but i am not shore about that anymore.

[dsnowguitarhero]

Plz come and watch my videos and comment and rate plz i havnt got many views so your help would be appreciated

[trittymate]

How about you blow me?

[dahgutone]

Haha. Took the wrong turn...

A broken chain is every riders nightmare

[Shadowx76]

It's danish the second guy took teh wrong way, and the 3rd guy(s) were both disqualified .;P

[anes008]

paris roubaix avec van petegem cest super fort........

[aozair]

the guy who went the wrong way was the leader at the time

[D370n470r]

Who is the liquigas rider that tooked the wrong way

[wimpylazio]

It was Santiago Perez of the Milaneza team, he did take the wrong way but won the stage but a few months later he was suspended for dope

[CarlosAntonioBrown]

in no.2 did the guy go the wrong way??

[Vendettaonly]

Yes and he is infront :) close to goal

[GordoYahc]

@Vendettaonly jajajajajj thanks! i got it

[RenataHorvath]

haha, that's good. thanks for it:)