Need an Bambulance - Funny 911 Call

[Rozengurtle]

It's been at least 15 years since I've heard this...but you left out the best part when the dog (or the deer) starts attacking him.

[DeliciousPoop]

i would love for this to be real, but my common sense is telling me this is just a joke

too bad, i live for these moments

[Michele92308]

Deer in the backseat hahahah

[wlapointe20]

THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

[2012exp]

poor lincoln town car...

[jitzmaster]

fake, but funny

[cranston2snord]

...and three people died while you were being an asshole and tying up the EMS. This is funny?

[TheNovaAxon]

@cranston2snord

Like the mo-fukin' EMS has only 1 line!

[MultiRedneck66]

I need an Bambulance.... HAHAHAHAHA

[mattatuckmanful]

i was sexually abused by a bigfoot.......

[Fishinmaniac142]

you can here the cops in the backgrund lauging there buts off

[jayguy173]

deer are racist

[loonysnoopy34]

next thing you know hes going to say he hit a tree and his exuse will be im sorry the tree came out of no where

[emmaverybeary]

Classic.

[vampyprincess1]

This was on a Ricky Smiley CD. It's a prank call lol

[emmaverybeary]

I think he may be a bit drunk...

[MyDucatiGT1000]

wow,it's just not his day is it!

[recoil13579]

i hade my fried chickin in my back seat of my car and the mother fucking chickin got up and bite me and then the chickins brother comes and bites me on my leg now im in this phone booth and the chickins brother wont let me out that dirty bitch

[tinkmustdye]

He is not a hillbilly he is a redneck. Hillbilly's hunt enough to know if a deer is dead rednecks are not that smart.

[CamaroZ28Nut3]

@tinkmustdye I think you're confusing redneck and white trash.

[gizermax]

ow grate first it is warwolfs and vampiers now we have to deal with Dviers and if you get bitten by one you will turn into a stuped freakted pout hillbilly coloered person no offenss

[styrossss11]

do people really talk like this? haha I love his accent!

[beatz02]

should've used some pictures from Tommy Boy

[tninbredretard]

IT'S ALWAYS A DUMB HILLBILLY TOO

[SniperSam]

@tninbredretard sounded like a black dude

[svt283]

wow



[Tubz101]

UBER!! this is he funniest clip i have ever listened too, wildlife is dangerous where he is from lol .....the deer bit min in the neck, the dog bit in the leg, and the dog wont let me out of the phone booth................ now where is the original @ i feel like pissing my pants with laughter at the mo..

[JRussoBuffaloNY]

"I need an AMB-LANCE" typical LOL

[24willyboy]

:D

[24willyboy]

If you listen closely you can hear the dispatcher cracking up. :)

[x2b0y]

I wish I owned a gas station named "Mo-Fuckin Stop-N-Go"

[butch3651]

This might be the original, just edited down. The voice sounds the same but some of the best parts are missing. I was in EMS when this was making the rounds and I think every ambulance service in the country had a copy. I lost mine, wish I could have it back.

[quad1000]

@butch3651: Not. I heard this 20 years ago while working at a recording studio and someone brought in a copy they wanted put on cassettes for friends. The guy, who was a brother for sure, had a higher voice and was a LOT more desperate sounding...like he had a deer stuck in his car. This sounds like an imitation to me, the guy sounds way too calm for what just happened. Plus, like I said, the other call was just WAY more hilarious. This just has parts, not nearly as funny either

[styles7887]

no1. funnist thing ive heard to today... thank you youtube.

[MrTWISTEDHUMORable]

LMFAO....he said that mother fuckin dog is waiting on my ass! TOO FUNNY...posting this shit to facebook.

[ethan8563]

Haha

[justin55544444444gtd]

he's horrible with animal lol

[grego10r]

lololololololololololololololo­lolololololololololololol

[Kapetozzo]

"damn fucking damn deer fucking damn bite deer damn fuck fucking damn"

[Dambfine808]

Awe poor guy...

[dmg1849]

I do not know how I ended up at this video, but holy shit is this hilarious. I recommend this as a prescription to a bad day, a break-up, your cat dying, realizing the cat's at McD's forgetting your 2nd apple pie after you've gotten home. This video will clear that shit right up :D

[feelinkinky]

Haha " yeah I'm hurt the damn deer bit me in the fu*king neck" lol

[Avantking]

wtf lol

[akaozz]

Lol lol lol shit lol lol lol wtf!! Lol

[mommykellz]

ahhhhhhaaaa this is to funny

[mountaingoat47]

the guy should of said in the end "jk its just chuck testa"

[FLORIDABOICASH7]

ha ha ha ha ha ha too funny

[MrGridwood]

NEVER try to kidnap bambi

[11z9az]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jhdillingerjr]

"are you hurt?"

weren't you listening?

he said the deer bit him in the neck!

sure every other word was four lettered, but he was in a stressed situation with animals attacking him. most tend to swear more than they would otherwise when stressed.

operator needs to do his job and treat every call with the same seriousness.

he said the deer bit him in the neck, enough said, send the damned bambulance to the stop'n go!

[danielasosaful]

lol



[EmmiiSimpson]

Every other word he says is motherfucker..yep he's drunk.

[jhorn911]

this isnt the original one. the original one talks about cossey rd and huffsmith korville in tomball texas

[jonnygouda1]

Saving this to Favorites

[bfnelson29]

and thats y u dont do acid,shrooms & pot at the same time.

[anthonygreek15]

Now who gets the deer!!! HAHAHAH

[A1l2l2e2n4]

@anthonygreek15

First come, first served.

[cuzairsoftisghey]

oh god damn that was funny shit...

[KiruWolf2000]

This is real. This man was drunk and he had an accident. He was calling because the moose has went through the windsheild and the man was actually hurt...

[RisingStarL96A1]

i was at the devil inside me and this i click on this to chill

[Deenerz09]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaa

[fireblade160]

why are they speaking in french?

[dreamcatcherr2002]

hahahaha

[dmndntharuf]

LMFAO @ "The muthafucking deer bit me in the neck" OMG...that was some funny stuff!!!

[ManOfDeath567]

Now if you excuse me, I'm going to look up "bambulance".

[DaniDoodles23]

Bambulance is funnier than Amberlamps!!!! well actually i think their about the same.

[CosmopolitanFools]

This caller is proof - mandatory sterilization makes sense for elimination of defective gene pools like this loser. He is probably on welfare with 10 kids, compared to working people with 1 -2 . Do the numbers. We are extinct and not even aware of it yet.

[ParamedicRescue0246]

ok,now how is dispatch not cracking up?

[hgryphon]

And it's another fake prank call.

[takebackgotham]

@hgryphon Fake prank call better than real one. Does not waste tax money.

[ManOfDeath567]

New word in the English Dictionary: Bambulance.

[BlaydeZ28]

What is this Tommy Boy?

[23spanishfly]

im just riding with the deer in the backseat minding my own bussiness he don woke up and bit me in the back of the neck

[BMXPRO46]

LOL KING OF THE HILL

[A1l2l2e2n4]

@BMXPRO46

Yeah. "Joe" sounds a lot like Boomhauer.

[ChelleMoon]

I am lmao now that is funny i wish I was there to see it. lol

[xXxDigitalRocxXx]

Deer lord.

[miguelzepeda20]

Lmao

[quad1000]

This is not the original call...this is someone kind of imitating the original 911 call. That original 911 call is about 20 years old and WAY funnier than this.  This isn't even the entire call.

[AlanHurtado480]

@quad1000 where can i see the original?

[MrElricStorm]

hahaha I HAVENT LAUGHED IN 2 WEEKS THANK YOU. damn hold on mufukin dog is bitin my ass.... HHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHA damn fucking  straight

[LEGiTize]

god damn these rednecks!

[ranker2130]

REDNECK



[paulj0557]

@altgeldrarities Tell me where you live. I'll make sure you don't wake up.

[FruitBytheFace]

WingsOfRedemtion? lol



[powerstuck]

I'm mofukin drunk dawg !

[OJmastersz]

HAHAHAHAHA I Need an Bambulance

[funnyuday]

go n get a life f#@khead

[23hairnation]

NOO!! you forgot to upload the rest of the clip. still thanks for the upload

[ankurrattan82]

And so people, THAT's why the Mute button is for!!! :D

[miniclip83]

ohh if i was the 911 guy it would be hard not to laugh

[Herbalisious420]

This happens on a regular basis

[jaslene816]

LMFAO This is like a scene right out of Tommy Boy. Youtube Tommy Boy Deer Scene.

[Armen0500]

LMFAOOO I LOVE THIS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[calikid68]

God this is old. Still damn funny!!!

[tukedmj]

i thought he was gonna say Jo Mama lol

[DigitalPraise7]

Did Samuel Jackson make this call?

[450crip]

lol hahaha

[ElPajaroMexicano]

this is the most hilarious shate ive ever heard!!!! i think the operator was trying to hold back on laughing!!!

[LiLJo5H]

I need a bambalance

[TheGOTASSASSINATED]

the deer kick my car



[Skullz1595]

about half way through that i wouldve bursted out laughing at the guy.

[dcs290]

The Devil Inside

[RIRITHEKING]

Lol now that's funny

[Freakenomics]

Now say i'm white trash and im in trouble...

[InCompletionPK]

@Freakenomics Hahaha

[Freakenomics]

DEERS GONE WILD!!

[bizzareo456]

cop: are you injured

man: yeah im injured, a motherfuckin deer bit me in the neck! lmfao

[XBOX8125]

lol



[videoeyer]

Hilarious XD

[lennonscat]

This call is how the writers of the movie "Tommy Boy" came up the the deer scene.

[yada2310]

who gets the deer.. me or the dog???  the mutherfuckin dog is biting my ass

[yada2310]

who gets the deer.. me or the dog???

[Spongebobnopantzz]

fake, but funny



[lovingme2820]

omg this shitttt is so dam funny lol

[catinlove87]

LOL! Hold on. The mutha f*ckin dog is biting me.

[sushimaster006]

WHAT TE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM!

[77robinhood77]

worst monday ever!!!

[randomperson112233]

Not funny

[fleiva30]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha

[siLveRscOpe13x]

Bo and Jim!!!! xD

[iamjeona]

there is no way i could have taken that call w/o lmao. there's no way.

[timmmahhhh]

@iamjeona Check out Truth or Fiction dot com. This is a fake call - the caller was a trainer testing the dispatcher. Still, pretty damn funny way to freak out a newbie!!

[Belindaverse]

@timmmahhhh noooo... really? it cant be...

[timmmahhhh]

@Belindaverse I know...shocking, isn't it? :)

[etsout]

Man: Who gets the deer me or the dog?