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  • Your base are belong to us. LOL! Good times..

  • OMFG! 200 hit points bonus damages, critical hits!!! makes me want to buy it for my online game character

  • My Korean isn't the best, so listening to the guy and seeing the subs confused me big time LOL.

  • bahahaha

  • All your base are belong to us

  • I want to buy the plastic foot please!

  • flesh lights or flash lights ?

  • your subtitles are pretty much how NY subway peddlers try to sell their stuff

  • LOL! Baby kicks xD

  • Its illegal to do that in subways. Even some people sell CDS!

    BTW people who sell those stuffs - the products are pretty good.

    Since you can everyday people dont look very much :3..

  • PLEASE do more of these videos!!

  • 'Cause damn, I could really go for an ankle brace right now.

  • Why do most, if not all, your videos make me wanna slide off my chair, and onto my floor in a state of absolute hilarity and stomach cramps? <3

  • The size of the train itself us huge! I wish the London underground was this big!

  • I loled so much at "wtf size"... that was just so funny. 

  • You guys should do more of these vids

    I loled so much

  • the funny thing is i watched through half of it and then i remembered it was your interpretation of what he was saying... LULZ

  • omg you make me laugh

  • Yes,lady, I heard you ask that. Stop pretending you didn't.

    lol i laughed alot at that part! :P

  • they do the same thing in Peru... except that they tend to start telling a story about their own lives (like really sad experiences) and then they sell stuff.... people are used to it so they just ignore them but that's mean!!

  • With a train moving that fast,how does he even stand up selling and promoting stuff without stumbling or falling?? DAEBAK xD

  • Normal size, small size, and wtf size LOL

  • they actually make quite a bit from doing this no jokes

  • I've never seen this in China, they usually don't sell stuff on the subway.

  • In Philadelphia PA, USA, where Septa rules, this isn't at all weird to see. There would people coming on the train to sell bootleg movies, or candy to make cash. Sometimes, there would be the Muslim sellers, selling perfumes, African soaps or lotions and such. This is my first time seeing on the train in Korea.

  • xD teh subs are hilarious ^^

  • was this a parody? or were the subs right?

  • @alexchris32 lol those aren't the actualy subs

    they just wrote what they thought he'd said

  • wont be able to do that in London. Trains too packed and hot. Might do well selling water tho

  • So what you're saying is.....THAT YOU CAN KICKASS WITH THAT ANKLE BRACE THINGY? You serious? :o

  • They always cause me to lose my place when Im reading.

  • what so funny selling something in train.. at least he try harder to earn money for his family~

  • Was that last bit a starcraft reference?

  • lmfao this guy was there on the subway handing out papers that said his mother was sick and he randomly wiped his eye like he was crying it was so fake, i actually laughed...then people looked at me funny...

  • So pretty much... if you guys didn't tell us that these weren't real subs, I bet 99% of people watching would actually believe it haha

  • @squeakysquiddles i know i would.

  • im half mexican and half white but i lived in mexico for a couple of years and there are many ppl that sell stuff on the trains and on the busses cuz it's 3rd world country but i would have never imagined that korea would have that :P

    anyways ahaha i think this is funny cuz i probably would have asume that the guy was saying some random stuff :P since i don't understand.

    ugh one day i will go to korea :D

  • Lol!i want some now!!!!!I would buy some for my whole family!~

    ...

    I wish i could stalk the guy that got up and left at 1:29....

  • @wemilove i was trying to concentrate on what the man was saying but then that guy got up and left and he looked soooo hot!!! and from them onwards i couldn't concentarte -.- lol

    i would stalk that guy too :P

  • @mexi133 Lol...me 2...haha lets stalk him together!~

  • @wemilove for sure!! :)

  • "All your base are belong to us."

    ROFL. Funny from beginning to end. ^^

  • Lmfao "I heard u asking lady so stop pretending"

  • i thought it was psy for a second lol

  • wait......to teach in korea do you have to be fluent in korean?

  • oh my god it reminds me of kpop parodies, its just SOOO funny!!! XD

  • lol 3 size: normal size, small size and wtf size XD im laughing my ass off right now 

  • Seems like he's selling bute rubber boots or socks.

  • 1:35 wtf size lol

  • people selling things on train in Seoul too. and here i thought it only happen in Indonesia.

  • Wait, Was This Supposed To Be Funny?

  • -DEAD-

  • If someone tried to sell things in the subway here, he'd get arrested.

  • @vstephaniew , i assume you never even been to subway in Korea before. Subway system in korea is HUGE thus making it basically underground city where people just flood in everyday. Therefore, rather than selling on street where there is no chance of selling things, actually being in contained area with people make it highly more likely to sell things. There are more people than on streets, and you can actually "convince" people to buy it. Strategical. Philippine should try it.

  • ㅋㅋㅋ you guys are so funny

  • lolz i'm korean so i know what he's saying yet the sub is so different xD

    u guys r so cute

  • @hchoi31 haha Im curious as to what the man is really saying.

    xD

  • @hchoi31 Mind explaining briefly? :D

  • @hchoi31 can you tell us what he was saying?

  • @hchoi31 haha . why dont you tell us!? :D

  • @hchoi31 That's how it is when I watch those fake Hitler subtitle videos... I'm half German and speak it almost fluently, so...it's distracting when I can understand what he's saying. XD

  • @hchoi31 so...er...what did he say?

  • you try one of these, and your normal and healthy actually gets ankle brace

    지하철 노상매들에게서 물건을 사지마세요

  • "one that will make me better at kicking things like soccer balls, or empty boxes, or noisy dogs" LOOOOOOOL

  • I think he's selling d3o ankle braces! I'd definitely buy a pair if he offers a discount!

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  • @Dkbiggs81 chill out man, we're not laughing at him. we're laughing at the failed subtitles. read the title.

  • @Dkbiggs81 Like asuna said, you seriously need to chill. It looked like he was wearing a mic too, so most likely he was working with a company who would pay him whether or not he sells much. So once again, CHILL and enjoy the fail subtitles.

  • @Dkbiggs81 "oops?" lol

  • f*** those ads blocking the failed subtitles ._____.

  • Normal size, small size and wtf size xD.

  • I think ..... if they gave that speech... People would buy.

  • ahaha attackers:nullified, all your base are belong to us! that fit in so well :) i love it!

  • LOL

    

  • psh.......cuz asians arent weird........but i like weird people....

  • That's really great! If someone ACTUALLY gave that speech on a subway to me I'd be very entertained. I don't know if I'd buy though. But that's a great speech.It has personality!

  • LMAO @ "200 hit points in damaged per kick" "Critical hit every time!"

  • nothing match between subtitles and real words what he said.

    what the..

  • @korea148 psst *whispering* it's a joke.

  • Lol, genius!!! Actually it really IS pretty much what he said, but less witty and entertaining in reality.

  • LOLOL .. hes saying if you want it just hurry up and buy it . and saying you see this right come on here . o___o ... epicfail .

  • I'm not supposed to laugh but it was funny... 200 damage, plus critical hits all the time... Hahahaha! I sinned... :(

  • Hahah this is awesome. I don't know much Korean or my own native language of Bisaya but I'd have to say your interpretations sound about right and lol at the RPG gaming reference 200 hit points per kick Critical hit every time!!!

  • BILLY MAYS HERE AND ILL HAVE WHAT HES SELLING!

  • LOL "I don't discriminate! I got small braces for your small friends" Bwahahahaha

  • Not joking this video is the video that I've seen hahhaha "You will kick like Bruce Lee"

  • "all your base are belong to us"!!! genius!

  • lol. i love the subtitles.

  • damn. I really want an ankle brace now. hahaha

  • "All your base are belong to us"

    ROFL

  • is that line 4?

  • @super00fiss nope. bucheon's not in Line 4

  • korean subways are so much better and cleaner!

  • hey i got to ask you a question why does korean grils like so much americans i dont get it i when to korean and i got like 50 letters saying meet after school i had to move to florida again beacuse there were to many grils tha like me tha very anoying

  • BOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOL!. :)

  • the subtitles are funny, my stomach hurt a little from trying to hold me laughs in.

  • very chippy

  • THIS ... is what makes Korea so ... well, KOREAN!

    And, honestly? Would you have it any other way????

  • wow I really admire people like that I mean they WORK HARD hoenstly but they dont seem to be making a lot of money :(( IF I WAS PRESIDENT...:P

  • LMFAO "All your base are belong to us."

  • ROFL XD

  • hahah, all your base are belong to us, it's safe to assume that all asians are just saying that all the time.

    I saw a guy selling pantyhose on one of these trains.

    nice vid

  • critical hits?? bruce lee??? "wtf size"???

    LMAOㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ

  • It's all wrong, but it's frigging hillarious xD

    you guys r awesome!

  • How old is simon? and does he 'game'?

  • i have a question, in korea does making sounds while being on a subway like phonecalls, talking and laughing with someone, listening to music a bit loudly (with headphones but still the sound can be heard by others), are like being disrispecful to other people? is this seen as something impolite?

  • @ihatefakersandposers some ppl still do it, and you get stared at (I mean literally get stared at) but korea's not as strict as japan. ppl know that it's not allowed and it causes disturbances but there are some young ppl who do it. and also, koreans are pretty lenient towards little (baby-12 yr old) children and are not so strict towards them especially if they aren't their own children. long things short, yes it's considered impolite

  • I see... Shamwow guy has made his annoying apprentices in Korea...

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

    But i reeally do feel bad for people who do that :S

    When I went to korea, this guy was trying to get money. Like he wasn't selling anything. he said that he needed to pay for his wife's hospital bills but... thats just a lie. -___-''

  • I love these guys on the subway and sometime buy their stuff.  Hey, it's free entertainment and I feel pampered. Better than some d))d staring at me suspiciously.

  • I think this is Korean subtitles win.

  • just wondering how do you teach over there if ur korean isnt that great i mean wouldnt it be hard just to even live there let alone teach

  • @doodoofish2 usually they want a submersion atmosphere, ROSETTA Stone works the same way.

    ESL is often taught the same way in the US--immersion works best when trying to be fluent in a language.

    My korean also isn't very fluent either, but people there are very helpful and usually someone at the train station etc. know English well enough to communicate the main jist of what you need ^ ^ very sweet people really!!

  • Interesting... Did you guys ever buy stuff from these guys,,, We have something like them in Singapore, only except they tend to strut their business in open areas near food courts or in dankey typed malls... I must admit, I admire his bravery to sell his items like that...

  • I love your subtitles! too funny :] I'm Korean and I ended up reading your subtitles than trying to understand what he's saying

  • If he advertised it that way I would've bought them.

  • omg. this is hilarious. you just made every future Korean subway ride for me much more entertaining.

  • Oh woah. Reading the comments, I'm surprised anyone even thinks he's even joking about it. I could immediately tell they were joking about not knowing korean and using their imaginations. I don't even get how they're making fun of him. It's like when you mute the tv, and pretend your talking for that person, and it gets funny.

  • They do this all the time in restaurants here, except they pretend their blind/deaf (which is easily proven wrong when flashing money/saying you'll buy something) and sell McDonalds-esque toys. Last time I got a pair of miniature converse keychains for about 5pesos (50 cents)... Hehe I love them!

  • Hahaha =] Love your videos!

  • awesome! a little imagination takes a mind far.

  • I wish I had vendors on my subways.. maybe I'll find something useful! To bad since they're usually crammed though.

  • dont make fun of them rather be sorry for them. they're working their ass off regardless of how ppl make fun of them, or having talk behind them, in order to pay off their children's freagin tuition fees 4 hakwons and the uni thats been going up for forever

  • you guys made it pre close.

    Even I can't understand what he is saying.

  • I'm a majorrrrrr fan of Martina's "BOLOLOLOLOLO" hahahahahaha!!!

  • translation is absolutely wrong

  • @96140505 read the description?

  • are you guys trying to learn korean at all? I feel like it would be more awesome and enjoyable to live in korea if you guys learn a little korean.

  • @xXDavitchiXx are you korean? korean is very hard to learn in terms of listening and speaking. Even after 6 years, Idadoshi (if you're korean you'll know this French lady) still has an accent and her korean speaking isn't that good. You should recognize that korean is not that easy to learn, and not everyone in their lifetime succeeds in listening and speaking korean perfectly

  • the way i wrote it came out wrong. My comment is asking them if they're teaching themselves korean as they live in korea tutoring. I get why you got angry at me, but did I say anything about accents and perfect korean. I respect foreigners who speak korean, but did I say even though they're speaking a little korean, that it wasn't perfect and they should try harder. Good job wasting time on replying to my comment. And I don't even think you aknowledged the 2nd sentence i wrote.

  • I need Simon's glasses. Can i have the exact model specs. please?

  • I want Simon's glasses. Need exact model number please?

  • All your base are belong to us HAHAHHA XD

    I love you guys!!

  • lol@ underwater sound effect xD

  • LOL@ CRITICAL HITS EACH TIME!!!!!111eleven!!1

    ****SHAZAYUM****

  • when I was a kid, I used to make a fun of these people. Now, I am a adult, I don't make a fun of them anymore. They are just trying to survive in this world. Simon, I know you just trying to make a fun video, but it is simply not funny if you make a joke about someone's job. Please don't tell me "Relax, it is just a joke", unless you are a little kid, you should know there is something you can not joke about.

  • @wing0410 while I see what you're trying to say, what's done is done. These people have the right to attempt to sell things, and while it may seem immoral to make a (in this case) virtually harmless joke, free speech. I hope you don't intend to walk up to everyone and tell them they can't make a harmless joke, you're only making yourself look stuck up. It be different if Simon said "boy, this man sure is stupid, trying to make a quick buck on the subway". he didn't insult the man but the item.

  • hahahahah you're hilarious

  • last time i went this guy was selling this sleeve for water bottles that would keep it cold. No one was buying, then we decided to buy one. After we broke the ice like 4 more people bought one. That guy owes us 10%! haha Anyways that product is pretty good, we still use it

  • they do sell one of the most expensive gums on the subways that you can get with approx. 1/10 of the price else where.

  • Nice interpretation!!!! lol.

    The Big one is for your knees. Middle one for your ankles. Small one for your wrist.

    He is basically saying that whats good for what and all bunch of crap.

  • @wellbingOK Its not criticizing at all. They just interpreted as they imagined. ㅡㅡ;;;

  • AAHAHAH i met this guy at korea

    he sells all sorts of stuff

    last time he tried to sell those warm tights

    very stretchy and 1 size fits all lol

  • Lmao "I want one that will make me awesome"

  • Normal size, small size and wtf size LMAO!!! HAHAHAHA

  • HAHA! That's hilarious! I love the baby-sized one. On my Seoul trip, there was this guy who I presume was selling CD's on the subway. I didn't think much of it but man, he was playing all this depressing music, standing there with his trolley with this blank-almost pitiful expression on his face. It almost made me want to buy it from him.

  • Lol at the girl talking in the background about chocolate cupcakes.

  • LOL i spit out my watermelon when u said "wtf size"

  • what kind of video camera are you using in the beginning intro? very high quality picture if i say so myself

  • @tokyosanmachan I think he has no choice but selling that stuff. That's his job. And you, a Japanese, i think you have no proper job yet but leaving a bad comment on videos about Korea. He is much economic, isn't he? I do not hate Japan but I do hate Japanese like You.

  • LOL when i went to korea, there was a guy like this on the subway selling stuff for foot pads. my dad bought one and the guy was like... YOU HANDSOME MAN. YOU BERRRYYY HANDSOME XDDDD

  • L O L *thumbs up :D

  • Ahahahahahaa!!!!!

  • *sigh

    life is hard... It's hard and must have a lot of guts to sell those things.

    Need to work hard for family probably..

  • @RicaWinter08 yes

  • i felt sad watching this, i just wish that he gets his quota in selling those stuff, it makes me feel bad coz no one is even watching him except 4 the 1 hu's taking the video, i didn't know that life is also that hard in korea. Im living in the Philippines & even tho it's a 3rd world country i haven't seen someone selling inside the train like that, no 1 is even selling stuff inside the train, i think that's harder than selling on the streets. I hope he earns enough with it.

  • @vstephaniew I live in Mexico and it's really rare if you don't see someone selling stuff inside the subway, there are at least two people in every cart, korean subway is looking pretty good compared to Mexico's, the guy even has a microphone, here they pretty much yell so that they can be heard, yeah and it's pretty sad because the people are so used to them so they don't even look at them either, sometimes they do sell alot but most of the time they are ignored, it's sad but life's hard.

  • @vstephaniew it's actually easier than selling in the streets, but Korea is a capitalist country. I even heard that in philipines, the gap between the rich and the poor are big. in Korea it's slightly greater, but they're very creative and smart in what they're doing. by using the subways it's cheap, you get around and cover more ground during the day, there are a lot more people going in and out than on the streets, so you can sell more that way. it's a different perspective

  • @vstephaniew well, now that simon and martina gave him publicity, lets all hope that he's now known. and im serious about that.

  • @vstephaniew Don't worry, I live in New York and I see people that don't sell things on the train...they litterally ask for money...I feel really sad because I would give them money, but I don't carry. One day I did, and there were these guys that were singing to raise money...I just had to give them money because they were really good!!!

  • @tokyosanmachan

    Having sex with your mom is illegal but you still seem to do it...

  • haha you should write his sales pitches. what you imagined was, i'm sure, way better than what he was actually saying lol!

  • ROFL attackers: nullified

    All your base are belong to us

    AHAHAHAHAH

  • haha~ I think... i want one hhhhhhhhhhh

  • JOKES.

  • heheh "but what if u have a baby? and want your baby to have awesome kicks too" heheh hillarious!!! :)

  • LOL when I was in Korea this lady was trying to sell this ghetto mirror compact or something and my grandmother actually bought it. -_-

  • hehe

  • I think... i want one!!

  • I believe it is illegal to panhandle or sell things on the subway...

  • hahahahahahaah this is so hilarious!!!

  • OMO! Last week, I was in another train and an ahjumma was selling some drain cleaner tool. At the next stopped station, the security people came in and requested her to leave the train and fined her! Thanks for your upload! Love your videos!

  • silly Canadians imaging weird things!!!

    keke, this vid is funny!

  • BOLOLOLOLOLOLO

  • 'All ur base belongs to us'

    I lol'd XD

  • Funny thing is, most people are always too ashamed to even go to them and buy it.

    I would like seriously have bought those, 3,000won is nothing lah! XD '

    .. maybe that's why i have to clean my room so often..

  • Oh my god, that was hilarious! I really enjoy watching your awesome videos :D

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