Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

[thejustin9000]

when i think of religionist people this is what i think of, and why i hate them

[armandin2048]

Great idea Pastor, maybe you could get a few Catholic guest speakers (the Pope would be the best) along to preach how to avoid prosecution for sodomising minors; shame that M. Jackson nigga fellah never learned from a catholic, would have saved him €33m and 3 years deportation avoidance living in Saudi Arabia.

Glory be !

[AyYoNiick]

Is this a joke? His accent and the way he moves his mouth is hilarious

[MrBRODY605]

chris harper of landover baptist church he was convicted on 05/18/1962 for molesting five boys........yeah he is real funny......maybe he can baby sit for all u ppl that think he is so funny.....oh its just a parody haha that's ok then ...or not .. molesting kids if not funny.

[robertgift]

@MrBRODY605 Who is Chris Harper? If 22 in 1962, would be in his 70s by now. Likely older.

[sistasizzle]

@MrBRODY605 this is a parody..... re; sarcasm

[Zcrockit]

I'm a Christian, and I find this to be hilarious. It's making fun of a predominant (Sadly, mostly true) stereotype on Christianity that we're a bunch of idiots, who just hate everyone who doesn't think like us. Unfortunately that is mostly true, but there are those of us who don't hate homosexuality, or wicca etc. etc.

[CthulhuIncarnate]

LOL

[WhiteWolfWinter]

Hell yeah, Bibles and guns. Amen and pass the ammo!

[shandcunt]

He's not fake, he is real, God Bless this holy man for spreading the true word about jebus.

[261mylove]

Yes, this is satire but what is really scary is that there are people who really believe this way. I was raised Wiccan (we just called ourselves witches back then) and have married and raised 6 children together with my husband of 27 years. All of our kids are either college graduates or in college, doing well, and practicing the "old religion". Recently I had to have minor surgery, and the doctor told me that he would be "remiss" if he saved my body and not my soul! What an asshole!

[EvaporatorV2]

@261mylove

LOL

[pipboy3096]

My kinda camp

[spacegeeks3]

toddlers with a gun wtf?

[ScoobieDewm]

O GLORY



[skolgurl666]

lol hes fake guys

[rcatstott]

@skolgurl666  so ture

[oblivion8886]

" Chris Harper (born February 2, 1967) is an American satirist and actor who created the Landover Baptist Church. He regularly speaks at atheist gatherings as Pastor Deacon Fred Smith "

[liw213]

This guy is wacky

[SuperCash13]

lisen to your self btich!!! your fuckend crazy ur fuckemd high!!!!!!!

[Quex01]

could be great place to cure an emo kid

[AverageBloodLoss]

i think this is a joke. its kinda funny if u think about it.

[momoboy2010]

how does he keep a straight face??

[phcycie401gmailcom]

this man is absolutely crazy

[highwayhokie]

Dang it , I thought I had found my niche.

[Stephie2007]

GUN CAMP??? GUN CAMP??? ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME???!!

[cr4yv3n]

@Stephie2007 Hahahaha omg after seeing "Jesus camp" This doesn't sound too far fetched xD

[TFSmytheQJM]

Shame on BurkeMtn. Parody Satire??? you're sure to go to hell. Anyways what kinda sissyfied name you got there? Sound s abit like "broke back mountain", shame on you.

[DameanStormwolf]

Who is the gun instructor at vacation bible gun camp? The prince of peace, Jesus Christ?

[pluto15]

look I know these are parody's but please stop posting it's become very offensive.

[reptile411]

@pluto15 stop watching then.

[pluto15]

@reptile411 go stick it up your ass.

[reptile411]

@pluto15 Please keep your personal perversion out of the view of the lord, praise god.HAHAHA

[pluto15]

@reptile411 There is no god He's just a bedtime story for little kids. so cry me a river build me a bridge and get the fuck over it.

[reptile411]

@pluto15 You seem to be crying a lot over a little kids bedtime story. I think you my friend are the one that needs to get over it. Move on and keep watching your cartoons and smoking your crack and leave serious videos to us grown ups.

[SmoothInstigator]

HAHAHA. Tie em up and convert them to jesus christ. That's fuckin hilarious.

[TYMMCHN]

Thanks for making fun of Christians. They are laughable bunch, but then all religions are equally ridiculous.

[kroman]

That's fucking hilarious!!!

[1337LesPaul]

So...they parachute homeless people into the area surrounding this "camp" only to be hunted down by heavily armed children with trigger happy fingers. And these homeless people have no defense of their own? How can you people even consider yourselves members of the human race?

[TasteOfGreen]

Actually they are members of the Jesus race. You had better become one too unless you like eating fire and washing it down with fire for now to all eternity.

[stormwolf800]

Vacation Bible Gun Camp teaches boys to be real men for the Lord Jesus! The Few, the Proud, the True Christian Men of the Lord Jesus! After going to Vacation Bible Gun Camp, not only will they be able to handle an evil world full of satanic conspiracies that utilize popular culture television to steal little kids souls like the evil satanic forces of Teletubbies, Barney the Purple Dinosaur Cult, and that demon Sponge Bob.

[brewdog11]

Is they gonna teach my boy how to detect and hunt Liberals, 'cause he be a needin' to know the ways of a Godly Republican and how to spot secret Liberal messages in all them TV stuff.

[LochnessMonsterx]

@brewdog11 Larry, naw you kno goddurn well they be teachin Billy this stuffs!

[TheWICCACHANNEL]

lol so fucking funny

[brewdog11]

What's so funny about teaching a boy to become a Godly, Liberal-hatin', faggot-detestin', Woman-subjugatin', gun shootin' kid!?!?!

The LORD shall PUNISH THY ILL-HUMORED, LIBERAL, FAGGOT SOUL!

[fistoramshank]

im pretty sure this is a joke, but when you put the word christian in front of,,, anything who fuckin knows

[OldSchoolSkill]

sissify

sissification

desissify

desissification

desissified...

I conjugated those as best I could.

Maybe I'll have to ask my sissified English teacher!

;-)

[gnrdude]

in the Middle YEAST They Call this AL-Quada!

[Spartan69139]

I assume this is a parody?

[HordeOfChrist]

heh! I hope it is.

[Spartan69139]

well, we already have 'gun camps'. It's called the Boy Scouts. :)

[halfaddict]

AMEN I converted a good five or six hobos and hippies at my time in Vacation Bible Gun Camp.

[brassspitoon]

Only on You Tube would anyone think this video, and his church are real. It's a parody, guys. Get a clue. Then again, I've watched Jay Leno do those man on the street interviews in which Americans know little or nothing about basic subjects so I'm not surprised some of you can't see it's comedy.

[verdemanthe1]

my brother you are wrong,I went to Landover Babtist Vacation Bible Gun camp for five years in a row,and it has made me the man I am today

[RightousJew]

Amen brother! I was there killin' and sacrificin' live boars, and huntin' and convertin' homeless people. Glory to God! I've been de-sissyfied by the grace of Jesus!!

[verdemanthe1]

Amen!

[brewdog11]

So did I, fellow brother in Jesus! I keep on telling my godless, sissy liberal, commie, relatives that they need to send their boy to Vacation Bible Gun Camp. He's six months old and he still doesn't know how to shoot a gun!!! Hell, when I was his age I was already huntin' liberals, textbook authors, and secularists.

I told 'em that it's about time for their boy to become a Godly Republican who fears the Lord Jesus Christ, and that there's no better way to do so than with guns!

[Wh40klorii]

The Good Book wants you to parachute homeless people into a mountain and shoot at them? Hmmmm.... This guy scares me, wanting to be alone on a mountain with a bunch of Christian boys. And they think Catholics are bad!

[GlueSniffer4Life]

I sent my kid to the Vacation Bible Gun Camp last summer and he hunted down and killed two homeless colored illegal aliens in a hunting practice. Glory to God! It's a great place to instill proper american values in your child!

[ColbyPictures]

HAHAHA! I pity the fool.

[megaswenson]

Friends, it saddens me to read the comments of so many who feel that Landover Baptist "is not a real church", and that this is a so-called "spoof".

I would ask any doubters to google the words "Baptist Church". Landover Baptist comes up third from the top on the first page of search results. The so-called "Southern Baptist Convention" is number five. This is incontrovertible proof that Landover truly is "The largest, most powerful assembly of worthwhile Christians to ever exist".

[moosher12]

they certainly are the most amusing Christians ¬w¬

[ChuckyJesus666]

PREACH IT BRUTHA!

[arichis]

Glory!

[abeasley82]

THE greatest part of the great Deacon Fred from the blessed Landover Baptist Church is the energetic, emotional, and carefully worded responses he receives from 'good' christians everywhere defending their precious space god with angry threats and violence! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK BROTHER THINKER!

[multitaskingmaren]

you're all n*****s posting in a troll thread!

[basenjilover]

i like the way he keeps pronoceing gun lol:)

[returnthesoapbox]

lol

[sle1984]

you hurt my wittle feelings...lol. if he was so holy he wouldn't be bashing others and displaying such "un-Christ like behavior" so kiss my ass :P

[planewaves]

Praise the Lord brother. I totally agree with you. Let's hunt also all UNSAVED TRASH. Glory to God.

[eyesronthesky]

every knee shall bow

[pomeroy82]

AWESOME!!!!! I wanna go... friendly fire time!

[daydreamerX100]

i'll go, keep me away from the hunting, might not be any left for you to sacrifice ^_^

[luccaskunk]

For every person who comments thinking that Pastor Deacon Friend's videos are serious and not a complete parody, Pastor Deacon Fred gets six chuckles.

[sle1984]

You are the ugliest person i have ever seen in my life. i truly mean that. you have a very ugly heart.

[BurkeMtn]

It's parody, satire. And damn funny, especially because everyone keeps falling for it. It's frightening though how dense some people are, and can't recognize parody. You all should be poked with hot irons and read passages from Leviticus!

[dunninator22]

@BurkeMtn HA! It really is astounding to see how people have no sense of humor.

[ElizabethIsabelle]

@BurkeMtn It can be a little hard to recognize this as satire when Westboro Baptist Church is running around for real. :-)

[planewaves]

Shut the F**K up. He is a True Holy man, not like you UNSAVED HEATHEN TRASH!!

[hapsap]

@planewaves AMEN!! Praise the LORD!

[portugalrula]

@planewaves did youfell on your fucking head? "we parachute them down into thew mountain, and you can hunt them" are you a fucking retarded? if you like guns so much, and advice: BUY ONE; LOAD IT; PUT IT IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER YOU JACKASS!

[waynesworldwaniac]

Yeah, "De-sissified!" Is de-sissified even a real word? LOL

[Grifter207]

Rush Limbaugh must have wet dreams before going to Vacation Bible Gun Camp.

[DavidSaintOnge2007]

omg hahaha!. i loved this! XD hahaha! i subbed TWICE! i thank the god who i resent for you!

[Daghead]

Please stop deliberately pronouncing your S's incorrectly!

[arbgln]

Man of God! ha, servant of the Devil more like!!!

[mello27]

the bible dose say a man who says he is of me will apear but be hold he is not me he will have many who folow while he preaches a message that is nto of me soo yeah i agree

[clearvision12]

Brilliant stuff!!!

[commswarrior]

ROLF ROLF ROLF!!

Keep the parody going there Fred!

[PistonDriven]

oh, its a parody (sighs with relief). Shit, he had me going there, but then, it's been a long day....

[waynesworldwaniac]

I want to go to Vacation Bible Gun Camp! It sounds fun! He must shoot them with rubber bullets and have them sign a consent/liability waiver form. I'd volenteer to be shot at with a rubber bullet but parachuting? Hell no!

[astrolifter]

Its already been done sadly. I live in rural Iowa, and State Police out here have recently found bodies out here, that they believe to be that of the homeless. They were shot several times, not tortured though.

[AtterseeSommer]

Sir, what you are doing is against the law, I'm sure, in Iowa. The homeless have some rights. This may be unChristian as well. I have no choice but to report you to the Iowa State Police. Your church must be stopped, in the name of the law.

[2xtreem4u]

satire is against the law ?

[ranwnye]

No, but rounding up the homeless and parachuting them down to be shot at is. Deacon Fred, you must stop this practice. This is not the way to convert these heathens.

[2eelShmeal]

trolling at it's finest.....

[nelsuae]

This no joke. We at Landover Baptist are True Christians, unlike you weazels bitching here.

[radicalrodger]

YOU are not a true christian, you are as lost as can be. This is nothing more than a cult and you will all burn in hell.

[commswarrior]

It's a PARODY you dick.

A comedy - it isn't real. but you are a real twit though.

[DogMeatJesus]

Vacation Bible Camp oh no .will you be handing out butt plugs so the kids don't get raped.

[my9thtime]

I wish this could be a parody..

landoverbaptist forums has to many members, it seems to detailed and serious to be a parody. I guess stupidity has no limits.

[shadowcat63]

You are such a slaggen fake and now most of the world know how big of glitch hed you are.

[peppythepanda]

Religious satire is hilarious!

[sewagedweller]

OMFG BEST SUMMER CAMP EVER !!!!

[wolfkingaka]

hmmmm.........FUCK OFF!

[literoad]

I noticed the Boy Scouts are getting pretty watered down lately, may be Pastor Deacon Fred Landover has the solution. LMAO!!!

[adreenal]

You're Ted Nugent in disguise, aren't ya!!! Hell Yeah you are!!!

[Sonetodecirene]

That guy is just joking, right?

[shadowcat63]

yeah he is he's not even a real pastor and the church doesn't even exsits. Someone on Youtube try calling the cops on him because of a video called Wiccans are nothing but troulbe for honist christians.

[Sonetodecirene]

Really? Someone give the guy a freaking oscar! He totally deserves it.

[ranwnye]

He's not acting, he's doing the lord's work.

[therecoverypodcast]

you do realize this is satyr

[GnomieBear]

the academy award goes to you deacon!

[interested777]

i wonder if pastor fred ever taught about running for president of the KKK or maybe he is.

[utmedic]

He calls his self a pastor.. We need people like him on the front line in Iraq but don't give him a gun. He is tearing down religion and making those that believe disbelieve there is hope. He is the biggest pansyass I have seen yet. Talks alot of shit for a little man.

[Skodster]

...he's joking...you do realise that?...don't you?

[AwesomeHeath]

Glory.

[JoeCfb]

Pastor Deacon Fred knows what's up.

[DTentGurl]

...wow...need i even comment on this video...U might as well pick up the original old tetiment (about 5000 pounds or so) and smack them over the head with it!! I'm a wiccan and I'm gonna do somthing i never thought i'd have to do...*kicks this fred guy in he ass*

[andrewjohngordon]

Are all wiccans as stupid as you? YES or NO?

[Wawaron123]

I don't know if i've ever laughed so hard at a youtube video

[djdec13]

watch the spongebob 1 he dun then

[mrmoe18]

i smack my children in the holy name of our lord and savior jesus H. christ of nazereth! amen pastor deacon fred! teach those boys to survive the inevitable wrath of that old scallywag beelzebub!

[LadyDarkquette]

And I proudly present the "douche-bag of the year" award ... this year it goes to ... *drums* ... tada ... PASTOR DEACON FRED!!! ... Congratulations for being the biggest douche-bag of the year ... I'll hand you out your prize ... a good kick in the ass with new rock boots :>

[mark77mr]

hey witch, u cannot insult deacon Fred with impunity because u gonna burn in hell! Repent, witch!

[LadyDarkquette]

Actually you are going to burn in hell ... and no worries ... I'll provide the matches ;)

[mark77mr]

you can always light my fire!

[samanthablack13]

Can i help? I'm really appauled that he said they take homeless people and shoot them!!!

[Budskee420]

rofl you can even tie them up and convert them to jesus christ, just like the good book says. god this guy is great. I love landoverbaptist church. they even tell you how you can get your own free ps3, this isn't spam because you don't ACTUALLY get a free ps3, just go on their site and click the link where they tell you how, it's hilarious. Can you say, thou shalt not steal pastor deacon? lol

[smh32]

This guy is hilarious! He's not a pastor or a minister. He's totally trying to piss people off, nothing more. Alot of people get on youtube and preach big topics just to get a rise out of others without being serious or devoted to what they are saying. He's full of shit basically. Besides how could he possibly call himself a christian with all of the hate and rage coming off of him. Major clash!

[oneguycoding]

So, in other words, he's just like all of the real "pastors" and "ministers"? Funny thing about Christians, especially the American fundamentalist variety that this guy is spoofing, is that they are all taught to hate anyone who is not a christian. No lie that.

[BlaineKatsura]

How dare you use the name of Jesus Christ to commit such cruelty!

[RealYungMoney]

:56 LMAO!!

[eighttripalm3]

That shit was funny and creative!!

[Balldez]

Jesus hates homersexuals and lesbeans. Praise Jesus.

[FHB71]

Just read the apocryphic gospel of Mark and learn that Jesus himself was at least bisexual.

[Balldez]

Repent!

[FHB71]

... you mean Jesus? ... Yeah, he should, but last time I checked he was dead and already rotten :-)

[arryhuk]

De-sissyfy them,love it,turn them into AGW deniers,gay haters,liberal loathing MF's,the world needs more of those,possibly another 10 at least.

[antispamdinista]

This is satire.  Duh!

[death2theNWOandNAU]

I'm signing my 4 boys up today!!! Thanks Pastor Deacon.

[98tahoeguy]

Hell yeah buddy!! i love the part about des moines

[jrod04buc]

fuck any kids lately you moron

[98tahoeguy]

you should start beliving or god will fuck you

[ColAbernathy]

"you should start beliving or god will fuck you"

More like smearing dung over your face. Kinky...I've GOT IT! God's behind 2girls1cup!

[98tahoeguy]

yeah the dung thing thats another video. next time you decide to leave a comment use your brain and make some sense.

[ColAbernathy]

Hey, they can't ALL be gems now. ;) Then again, not everyone gets irony, satire, OR parody. Kinda doesn't make sense that an imaginary friend can fuck...well, at all, I reckon.

[paintbalesf]

I love this guy, he's so convincing.

[McDicker96]

most homeless people are Christian

[factsanddata]

I'd like to see the statistical data oon that and the source it came from

[awdawdawdwaawdaw]

Lordy lordy lordy praise you and what your doing pastor

[Scrapheap71]

The revrend makes a good point... the 2nd amendment shouldn't apply to fundamentalist christians

[mentalpatient423]

Oh, Thank the spaghetti monster, I thought for just an instant that he was serious.

[utapao74]

You disrespectful heathen, if your going to invoke the sacred name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster you had better use capital letters or you'll burn in hell!

[TacticusPrime]

atheist pig. speak not of what you do not know.

[stockon]

funny that you are the guy that joins in with "glory to god" and "amen," when you think the guy is a Christian, then you think he is an atheist what he says angers you. You miss the point buddy-- and it is that belive in this kind of talk should be discared regardless of who says it.

[sps60]

mjhacker is stating the obvious but he probably is american and needs afirmation

[xwb9447]

Awesome! Vacation bible gun camp!

[Qwazniuk]

this guy always cracks me up

[mjhacker]

People, this is a parody. It's making fun of fundamentalist Christians.

[Vinny0SGO]

Wow..this is crap, A Bible GUN camp?

what the hell?

[LS57]

Amen, Brother!  Preach the word! May the lord bless you and Sister Bowers.

[Antitheistguy]

LOL!!! 5/5 stars!

[pabloescobar5]

You guys are truly doing the lord's work.

[frid9999]

Amen.

[Shadrach76]

thats what im talkin' bout!

[illusionist1977]

is the lake at this camp filled with holy water??