Sometimes, after I would take a dump, I couldn't get my culo clean. I'd wipe and wipe, but I still couldn't pass the white glove test. But then I finally found a solution! I went to the drugstore and bought one of those blue rubber ear syringes. I fill it up with warm water and then fire it up my chute after my movement. I hold it for a few seconds and then blast the water out of my arse and into the toilet. Bam! Instant clean bunghole! And I always feel like a million bucks afterwards!
Sick, mixing myth and superstition with the reality of nuclear war. Gods, trolls, leprechauns, fairies, etc are pretend .. left overs from myths and folklore, etc. Instead of wishing on some imaginary ghost in the sky, do something real to end the threat of nuclear obliteration of humanity.
Love it and we are filled with the same Resurrection Power that raised Christ from the dead, quickening our mortal bodies. Now that is power, and it is time to use it...to heal the sick, raise the dead, proclaim the Kingdom the Finished Work of The Cross....Life more abundantly to all that will believe and be saved. Jesus is real, He is alive.....
tell us LORD that you have opened your eyes from death. tell us that you alone who is mighty to save. praise to you LORD Jesus Christ. your name will remain above all names forever. eternally...
I made a movie for easter sunday on youtube.. My movie really rocks, it reflects Jesus resurrection.. If you are interested, then watch on youtube by typing "quester" and scroll down. The actual title is -the quester- but type in "quester"... And there is three parts. It is a great movie to watch about the resurection of GOD.
Dude, I love this video. I been searching all day to put an easter sequal to the crucifixion video i posted on my facebook friday and this is exactly what i was looking for. great job.
Yes, it was a visual attempt to say that Jesus' resurrection wiped out evil and death, and much, much more! In fact, don't you remember Jesus' words to that regard, "Heaven and earth will pass away but my words will pass away, but my words will never pass away!" We humans are very visual, so we are rightfully awed by a video clip that tries to capture the awesomeness of Christ. Let's try to begin picturing in our puny imagination the entire universe being wiped out! Jesus is BEYOND AWESOME!
SHALOM! Did you know that Yeshua (JESUS) the Messiah resurrected on the Feast of the First Fruits (see 1 Corinthians 15:20). He is the firstfruits of the resurrection and through him we shall all be alive. Yeshua HaMashiach is the resurrection and the life on Yom HaBikkurim, AMEN.
I don't know if I like the atomic bomb analogy, but I understand what you were trying to say. Lol. Praise Jesus! Happy Resurrection Day! :)
BoadieMcLeod 9 months ago
haiz..i was waiting for Jesus to come out from the grave.. but nothing happened :(
Joepeace70015 9 months ago
Sometimes, after I would take a dump, I couldn't get my culo clean. I'd wipe and wipe, but I still couldn't pass the white glove test. But then I finally found a solution! I went to the drugstore and bought one of those blue rubber ear syringes. I fill it up with warm water and then fire it up my chute after my movement. I hold it for a few seconds and then blast the water out of my arse and into the toilet. Bam! Instant clean bunghole! And I always feel like a million bucks afterwards!
Tarck452 1 year ago
Deut 23:1
snorkellisab 1 year ago
Sick, mixing myth and superstition with the reality of nuclear war. Gods, trolls, leprechauns, fairies, etc are pretend .. left overs from myths and folklore, etc. Instead of wishing on some imaginary ghost in the sky, do something real to end the threat of nuclear obliteration of humanity.
snorkellisab 1 year ago
@snorkellisab This is all men' creation, nuclear war. And many more....
Godbtheglory1 1 year ago
Love it and we are filled with the same Resurrection Power that raised Christ from the dead, quickening our mortal bodies. Now that is power, and it is time to use it...to heal the sick, raise the dead, proclaim the Kingdom the Finished Work of The Cross....Life more abundantly to all that will believe and be saved. Jesus is real, He is alive.....
spiritdovedurand 1 year ago
@spiritdovedurand Right on! I love it! Praise Jesus!
BoadieMcLeod 9 months ago
Resurrection Power so powerful that can make from ugly- beauty; from sinner –righteousness; from death – LIFE…. Praise the Lord for that!
gracecan77 1 year ago
tell us LORD that you have opened your eyes from death. tell us that you alone who is mighty to save. praise to you LORD Jesus Christ. your name will remain above all names forever. eternally...
archgabriel27 1 year ago
Praise our risen King Jesus Christ our LORD!
mydogneo 2 years ago 14
Pretty good analogy. Jesus is The Most Powerful.
earthalien77 2 years ago
I Love Jesus.
drtgreatwhites 2 years ago
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I made a movie for easter sunday on youtube.. My movie really rocks, it reflects Jesus resurrection.. If you are interested, then watch on youtube by typing "quester" and scroll down. The actual title is -the quester- but type in "quester"... And there is three parts. It is a great movie to watch about the resurection of GOD.
lbolting 2 years ago
okay one more time, great video. It might also have to do with the fact that I love snow patrol too haha
ilikacoffee 2 years ago
Dude, I love this video. I been searching all day to put an easter sequal to the crucifixion video i posted on my facebook friday and this is exactly what i was looking for. great job.
ilikacoffee 2 years ago
whose the song by?
TiffanySpring10 2 years ago
???
vernhestand 2 years ago
That's what I was wondering, maybe it was paralellling how a nuclear bomb "wipes out" things, like Jesus' resurrection "wiped out" evil and death?
That the resurrection was actually more powerful than the atomic bomb in how it has affected humanity??
nodlon20 2 years ago
Yes, it was a visual attempt to say that Jesus' resurrection wiped out evil and death, and much, much more! In fact, don't you remember Jesus' words to that regard, "Heaven and earth will pass away but my words will pass away, but my words will never pass away!" We humans are very visual, so we are rightfully awed by a video clip that tries to capture the awesomeness of Christ. Let's try to begin picturing in our puny imagination the entire universe being wiped out! Jesus is BEYOND AWESOME!
BelieveOnlyJesus 2 years ago
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Person on the cross (not Jesus pbuh) is crying -Oh GOD Oh GOD why though forsaken me?
Proofs -the LORD didn't die willingly then NO "so called" sacrifice for your sins !!!
No crucification -No resurection -No chritianity
Also...
1. why did GOD make this world?
2. sacrificed his son to correct his mistake?
3. why go to church&pray?
4. why confess sins in the church?
Jesus -I am sent not but to the lordship of Israel
to aposals -don't ye go (preach) in the way of the gentise (non-jews)
hanifemail 3 years ago
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SHALOM! Did you know that Yeshua (JESUS) the Messiah resurrected on the Feast of the First Fruits (see 1 Corinthians 15:20). He is the firstfruits of the resurrection and through him we shall all be alive. Yeshua HaMashiach is the resurrection and the life on Yom HaBikkurim, AMEN.
knightsofstjoan2004 3 years ago
I thank God for the gift He has given you about His resurrection.. Praise God..!
headachehealer 3 years ago
Jesus touched me. He can touch you too! Let Jesus touch you!
Yeah, that's hott.
BoStevoD 3 years ago
what exactly the resurrection of Christ has to do with this?
facianegra 3 years ago 2
@facianegra alien
jnnycliff 1 year ago
@jnnycliff what do you mean?
facianegra 1 year ago