Captain Murasa's Ketsu Anchor (English Subs)

[jarrodocus]

God. Both top comments:

Written by the same person.

Totally the same.

SAME NUMBER OF LIKES!! *thud*

[al28894]

Mickey Mouse: "Hey, where's Donald?"

5000 miles away...

Captain Murasa: "Where did this duck come from anyway?"

[morecirnothancirno]

Why is Makai replaced with Hell?

[krawky398]

@morecirnothancirno

I do as the almighty translation tells me.

[morecirnothancirno]

@krawky398 But the Touhou Wiki 'got Makai.

[krawky398]

@morecirnothancirno

...Huh. The translation must've changed, then.

[llSkyswimskyll]

@morecirnothancirno But Makai means Hell...

[krawky398]

@llSkyswimskyll

Well, I think it could go either way, but I think it's more used as Makai in the fandom. I've never been too sure though, so I guess I'll just change it to Makai.

[krawky398]

Although now I realized Hell would maybe go better with the line in question, since Heaven and Makai just sounds weird. Hmm...

[krawky398]

Although now I realized Hell would maybe go better with the line in question, since Heaven and Makai just sounds weird. Hmm...

[krawky398]

Although now I realized Hell would maybe go better with the line in question, since Heaven and Makai just sounds weird. Hmm...

[l34512]

btw.... 0:50... Way to ruin it nazrin

[l34512]

10 people are pirates, who were promptly "caved" by her ass anchor

[CpnGame]

Hey krawky, any chance you could block that USRecovery guy seeing as he's just being a jerk?

[krawky398]

@CpnGame

Done aaaand done.

[CpnGame]

@krawky398

Thumbs-up for uploaders who help out against trolls! :D

[DerpyDashVA]

All the people commenting bad are just jealous they can't use ass anchors~!

[USRecoveryV2Kx]

Where the hell are the English subs, you stupid fucking gook?

This song & video sucks ass! Uploader is a total fucktard!

[CpnGame]

@USRecoveryV2Kx

Did you try checking the annotations, "you stupid fucking gook"?

[krawky398]

@CpnGame

Most people don't think of annotations when their subs don't appear. It's quite sad. Then again, I should've learned to use Aegisub. But meh. Not like I have anymore interest in subbing these~

[USRecoveryV2Kx]

@CpnGame

Why bother checking the annotations on a song that sucks?

Delete your YT account then go hang yourself in your mother's closet.

Dumbass

[CpnGame]

@USRecoveryV2Kx

No u

[siladel]

:v this song sucks ass, IOSYS isnt that great.

[Fragminion]

The japanese get the best crack.

[akamaru3]

oh my god dat neck

[AzunamiKun]

From 0:44 to 1:02 it's a "Danjo" song tribute (or ripoff, teehee

)

[msh11201996]

UFO. I beat stage 5 and had max lives and max bombs. Finish the game, I had 2 lives and 0 bombs. Panic.

[minhtnguyen97]

if you guys want a less weird version of the song search "aqua voyage" on youtube

[Kirby1ver]

@minhtnguyen97 nope.avi

[lotothetra]

DANJO reference!

[coolmani1209]

rather take heaven with anchor

[Seamaid96]

... I'm not the only one who wants to mix this with Danjo danjo... oh wait, I am.

OTL .

[zninja141]

That just happened

[FIABfan11]

I... don't know what to say......

[yuhoppin]

A rather interesting song if I say so myself

[rob6544]

0:23 to 0:32 I love the beat!

[LucasCAPS]

Do NOT cosplay this.

[MegaM7777]

@LucasCAPS which one? the ducks or the girl?

[LucasCAPS]

@MegaM7777 Whoever is shoving the anchor.

[zackattack50ful]

@LucasCAPS dont you mean who ever isnt shoving the anchor??

cause i dont think flailing around a giant anchor would be as bad as .. well you know

[LucasCAPS]

@zackattack50ful I meant whoever shoved the anchor up themselves. I didn't think of the possibility of one shoving it in the other, hahaha.

[JapanForSale]

Fuck you guys and your easy modo completion. This ghost-bitch is still raping me like our ducky friend over here.

[Solarchos]

1:26 Okay, that scream just freaked me out. Is it just me, or did Murasa actually seem to LIKE getting ass-rammed by her own anchor?!

[CpnGame]

@Solarchos

She can dish it out and she can take it.

[Solarchos]

@CpnGame So she likes taking it in her ass?

Kinky.

[YoYoKirby1]

@Solarchos [Laugh Sign "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"]

[YoYoKirby1]

Aanka!~♪ Aanka!~♪ Ketsu Aanka!~♫ ♪ ♫

[coolmani1209]

Poor donald :P like kurodani`s last spell card, that looks like a mickey cameo (lunatic)

[apenasViq]

Her neck is herp derp

[zackattack50ful]

@apenasViq but since its captain murasa its excusible seeing how shes so awesome and all

[apenasViq]

@zackattack50ful Yeeep.

[NeoSephirothOmega]

Hinteresting 

[SoulOfRandomness]

@HayaneHayaokimasu

It's also the only part with the slightest bit of sanity...

[feckadoodlethe2nd]

0:52 GODDAMMIT NARIZIN MOVE OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!

[darkmushi]

Looks like murasa likes it in the butt.

[emerl97]

@BlanFan20 ONLY KIDS PLAY EASY MODO! MWAHAHAHAHAHHA

[Reigam4]

anime has changed....

[zackattack50ful]

@Reigam4 this isnt a anime

its based off of a game and if you EVER call it a anime again i will kill you with no mercy

i hate it when people get them mixed up like that

[Reigam4]

@zackattack50ful RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAGE

[zackattack50ful]

@Reigam4 ya pretty much

normal i'm a nice person but once someone calls touhou a anime THE SHIT HITS THE FAN

along with some .. red gooey .. parts .. hehe

[Chibiniachan40213]

the donald duck knock of squad Murasa's version of the sin bag head people of Yukari's XD

[leopold621]

Funny, cause in swedish duck meens "anka" so it sounds like they saying anka

[wootsausemanman]

@leopold621 ass duck wat does that mean in swedish slang ?

[leopold621]

@wootsausemanman I don't know. I think it doesn't exist a slang for it in swedish.

[satoshi3d]

why IOSYS..., WHY!!!???????

[halcofdrops]

To aru Ass anchor?

[ZaneBarrow]

First time I saw this without the subs, I thought it was an allegory for foreplay.

[TheGroup67]

@ZaneBarrow You mean it's not? ||3

[Tohluse]

Her neck scares the shit out of me.

[SiergiejLowca]

I want her to push this ancor deep inside my ass. That's why I keep playing UFO.

[KonataStar00]

0:42 - 1:00

DANJO parody xD

[TehChibiMage]

Those are Tenshi's ducks.

[swarcemuseum]

There is a hilarious Dan Jo reference in here that nobody will ever get TT^TT

[HoshiChan46]

the ducks look like donald duck.

just saying.

[ZoeyThe]

reference to danjo or its just my impression?

[killette2]

Want to know why real pirates don't exist anymore? They didn't use ass anchors!

[ACMaster3]

I just noticed... this song has parts that sound like DANJO!

[SuperModelFlaze]

It makes total sense for why the song sounded so weird. :R

[luv4manga]

I just noticed how ungodly far back the artist puts Murasa's neck... It's a nice video, but that makes her look kinda weird. :s

[BillyPinn]

@luv4manga Oh god now I can't stop thinking about that when I watch this video D:

[Cuir123]

@luv4manga I cannot unsee it! D:

[mothimas2]

Gutsman better keeps his toned DUN DUUUUN covered from her.

[GhostMinamitsuMurasa]

I find this so epic in so many ways.

[sotijas]

murasa totally into ass play...

cant say i blame her = u =

[PWAAproduction]

I don't get the end, what did Byakuren do to Murasa? :o

[NeroNightwind]

@PWAAproduction Well, what happens when you swing an anchor over someone's head and hit them in the ass with the point?

UP IT GOES!

[PWAAproduction]

@NeroNightwind

I see, lol

[NutNapalm]

also, at 0:33 - 0:40 we have Giggidy.

[CS1Energypyre]

One word to describe this: =D

Out of everything IOSYS has ever done, this is definitely the most random. With the nuclear fusion gym a close second, though.

[HayaneHayaokimasu]

1:04 - 1:12 best part.

[krawky398]

@HayaneHayaokimasu

Agreed. I love that part so much.

[TuucciZ]

@HayaneHayaokimasu The funny thing about that part is that it's not funny, it's really serious and pretty epic-sounding.

...Well, at least the half not about the ass anchor.

[pokekop]

@HayaneHayaokimasu same here

[KrazyKakashiReborn]

@HayaneHayaokimasu Thats what I thought too till I heard the full version and she does some epic vocals during one part of it especially, you'll know what I mean when you hear it, its awesome :3

[HayaneHayaokimasu]

@KrazyKakashiReborn There's a "full" version? Can I get a link?

[KrazyKakashiReborn]

@HayaneHayaokimasu Look in the related videos or just search for it on here.

[gabster90806]

@HayaneHayaokimasu

That melody is used in some Touhou songs. Such as "under the black, over the shine".

[APANDADNAPA]

0:57 His anchor falls off!

[eyescoldlemonade]

The best song abount an Ass Anchor I've ever heard.

[xKeiKunx]

this made me horny :3

[HeyShayMay]

I am so scaroused right now.

[theloltimatecold]

lol Byakuren's hair color is somewhat inverted,as if brown will fade into violet downwards

1:26

Captain Murasa is Ass Anchored,also notice the donald duck silhouette

[KittyCatRat]

Murasa is the only stage 4 boss I win without losing at least one life... she's not that hard (I only play easy mode, though... NO REISEN DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!). I love her, though...

[krawky398]

@KittyCatRat

I agree, you can take her down easily if you know her patterns. And yeah, I play Easy modo too. Doesn't stop UFO from being hard as hell.

[KittyCatRat]

@krawky398 Well, it's like, I have more trouble with Ichirin...

[ikaro342]

@KittyCatRat "Easy mode? really? Disgusting, only little kids play Easy mode" XD, Reisen will hunt you for this XD....i stopped playing easy mode for that video....

[RenzokukenLionheart]

@KittyCatRat eh easymodo? only kids play easymodo!

[KittyCatRat]

@RenzokukenLionheart D: I'm getting closer to using normal! I've been using Shoot the Bullet to get better.

[dreadful0chicken]

@KittyCatRat I had max lives and I got cocky and she wiped me out on normal mode. I was deeply disturbed.

[BlanFan2O]

@KittyCatRat EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! EASY MODO?!

[AceOfHeartsDX]

@KittyCatRat Murasa will quickly become your biggest frustration once you start playing on Normal: she gains a survival card, and her location homes to where you are so she's always closeby when she shoots. I say this even being a huge Mina Murasa fan myself: she is a pain in the ass on Normal and up.

[YoYoKirby1]

@KittyCatRat COME ON GUYS, THERES NO REASON YOU SHOULD MOCK THIS DISABLED WOMAN

[KittyCatRat]

@YoYoKirby1 D:< I'm working on Normal mode!

[MostLikelyHuman]

...What the hell did I just watch?

[Ceth]

I refuse to believe that no Finnish speaker didn't contribute to creating this song.

[DraggyTheDragon]

Dat ass.... anchor.

[LUIGIYOSHI112]

Trololo....

[Idontwantyourcookie]

1:14 Quality neck

[xxKaoruLoverxx]

@Idontwantyourcookie Hahahaah! I didn't even see that xD

[sideviewwarden]

an-kaa-an-kaa-kaa-an-ka!

this is what i hear in my mind during the Danjo parody part.

[ray30k]

...so that is how it sticks to her back.

[Cloudeevee]

Did anyone else notice how messed up her neck looks in the beggining? O.O

you can not unsee

[KittyCatRat]

@Cloudeevee Woa... it does look messed up...

[HikariNoNanaki]

Hmm. This isn't the Captain Murasa I know and love. I like the song and all, but the ducks...where did they come from? Honestly, they kinda piss me off... Anyway, nice one by Iosys.

[DepressioSpirit]

I think that's an Index reference at 0:22. Too bad I can't read moonrunes.

[HikariNoNanaki]

@DepressioSpirit Hmm. It just says キャプティンムラサのケツアンカ, meaning Captain Murasa's Ass Anchor, haha.

[SilentStalkerX]

@HikariNoNanaki

I'm not so sure how to write the kanji, but it says "To Aru Captain Murasa no Ketsu Ankaa"; a Certain Captain Murasa's Ass Anchor. Play the vid and press '2'; it's during that split second.

[edwardnr17]

1:13 - 1:17

Once you see it, you can't unsee it.

[sUUpErC00W]

Always when she uses a spellcard is begin to laugh and then... i die.

[YagMi6]

god she treats her ducks as prinnies...

[NiNtenBricK]

for some reason, this is epic.

[MarioMan1223]

She'd make for a wonderful prostate examiner.

[WonSab]

Proctology and naval experience go hand in butt.

...Hand in hand. I meant hand in hand.

[PPAChao]

...what.

[tthething]

the only sense i can pull of this is reference to gay marine's sex lols

also the animation is soo crappy just look at her head/neck

[Tsukiyomaru0]

@tthething Crappy?! Are you insulting the GOD of TOUHOU FLASH ANIMATION?!

[KawaiiMangaArtist]

Ass Anchor= KICK ASS ANCHOR!!

[KoronofHearts]

Wow, I hope those ducks get paid well...

[Suikunkun7]

Danjo ftw!

[Random1a2b3c4d5e6f7g]

lol wtf?

Ass anchor?

Oh murasa you never cease to make me laugh xD

[Ztriker77]

FFFFffff I can't get it out of my head

[McSpizzy]

What exactly is an ass anchor?

[DemonBman]

@McSpizzy Its an anchor that goes in your ass silly~

[McSpizzy]

@DemonBman Why does she want to put an anchor in my ass?

[gameboi9321]

that anchor is pobly stuck in her well... ASS

[sonicbhoc]

Weirdest thing Iosys has ever done.

[Catacalismia]

@sonicbhoc Weirdest, yes.

Also: The best thing :'D

[mizukiyay]

the ending is kind of funny xD

[zephyroz91]

what the...?

[VocaloidYorune]

I like her Ass... Anchor. Ass Anchor.

Yeah.

[krawky398]

@VocaloidYorune You aren't the only one...

[AceOfHeartsDX]

@krawky398 Oh her ass is nice, but that wasn't what I was paying attention to... Murasa, you naughty captain.

[KrazyKakashiReborn]

@VocaloidYorune Dat Ass...Anchor!?

[VocaloidYorune]

@KrazyKakashiReborn Titty, titty, ass, ass... anchor. This could go on for a while. :'D

[KrazyKakashiReborn]

@VocaloidYorune Thats not your version of the lyrics of the song is it? ;)

[VocaloidYorune]

@KrazyKakashiReborn Whut. I'm a little lost. :c

[KrazyKakashiReborn]

@VocaloidYorune Never mind lol

[Tradanbattlan]

Is there an .mp3 of this floating around somewhere? I'd really love this song on my many mass music devices.

[krawky398]

I'll have to try and get an MP3 and upload it on something and post it here. Either that, or I'd PM you an MP3 link, since I always go for the full version, and it wouldn't go with this.

[Tradanbattlan]

@krawky398 Alright, thanks

[krawky398]

The DL link is at the end of the description! Now then, I'm going to go upload an MP3 for Kapanet Nitori as well.

[Tradanbattlan]

@krawky398 Excellent. Thank you very much!

[lolghurt]

@krawky398 IIRC, Kapanet Nitori's actual title is "Heisei Kappa Compendium" or something like that.

[theRealPlaidRabbit]

(Hey, how come all the ducks are blindfolded?)

Ex-Keine: "Waah! Everybody thinks I'm like the big scary buttfreak of touhou..."

Cap'n M: "NOT... ANY...MORE..." (CAVE!)

Ouch!

[roxorsoxor]

O_O

thanks for subs ^_^

[OverlordOfEcchi]

Thats just fucking scary...and also in a way kind of hot.