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  • lol you are so handsome

  • Atheists are going to hell!

  • @SuperDelta000 Nope, atheists will not go anywhere when they die

  • Isn't God the murderer to takeout and punish everyone?

    Isn't Hell the punishment God deals out? So you want to play God eh?

  • the bible the cross and the nunchuck. you are brilliant sir

  • Oh my gosh. 2:22 soooo cute. You are the funniest, most intelligent, most attractive person I've had the pleasure to lay my eyes upon ^_^

  • Nope nothing happened...

  • Well let's se god smite me NOW

  • here is a little thing for you, when the rapture happens, all christians will be pulled to heaven, am i right, okie dokie.........................­... well didnt the rapture happen last year! apparently!...................­.. get this! all the christians are still here!.....god has screwed you guys over big time, thousand of years prayers wasted, maybe took into account the thousands of years of evil christianity(religion) has plagued this poor world. Peace to you my bother and to your family!

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  • You cant kill atheists because then you'll kill me.

  • hmmmm I love how religion is supposed to be peaceful and teaching people to treat everyone equally, but guess what? Lets kill everyone who doesn't believe what we believe in! Brilliant.

  • I'm a Athiest and well the word of the lord is built all on lies... lets see prove me wrong the theory of evolution is apparently a myth, and 'god' created everything the universe blah blah blah... now i have read the bible and laughed at it... NOW if the theory of god were real, how the hell are dinosaur bones being found? thus proving your lies inert and well retarded... PRAISE NO BODY!

  • @skidils For being a christian, you can't spell worth of shit

  • All atheists will in fact die. As will all religious people.

  • atheist are the first person to go to heaven !!!

  • Why atheists are buying gifts for Christmas (a pagan festivity) ?????? LOL such a losers

  • @IsupportBP I don't know.Why are Chrtistians celebrating Christmas (a pagan festivity)

  • @IsupportBP im an atheist, i dont celebrate christmas, or any of ther other holidays related to religion, you have a fair point, i dont get why they celebrate them days either, my family and me celebrate life, in our own ways, and its alot better.

  • @TheVoyager252 and Im a christian and i dont celebrate Xtmas either since i know its a pagan celebration. Im not a pagan why should i join my family, friends and co-workers?

  • fck u

    u should be the one being killed

    go fck ur self

  • I'm an Atheist. I know children who are Atheists. I am 12. You want to kill children. You sick bastard.

  • @alxon99 he's not serious he's taking the piss out of christianity

  • @RenzoGames seems atheists are stupid since their childhood

  • @IsupportBP That's funny since MOST atheists were raised christian. I was.

  • @tra1215 Christian countries are very secular, modern christians says they believe in God but they dont read the Bible or go to the church, modern christians are the perfect atheists, they even avoid to talk about religion. So you didn’t change nothing except a denomination

  • @IsupportBP That's the stupidest bull shit argument I've ever heard.

  • @alxon99 Satire, brother, look it up ;)

  • You're wearing more than one color of clothing therefore the old testament also says you should be stoned to death.

    In fact according to the old testament, pretty much all modern christians should be stoned to death.

    Atheists do not believe in the bible, christians do. Therefore if you look at things realistically, christians should all kill themselves, and atheists should continue to go on doing whatever the fuck they want.

    Have a nice day ^_^

  • @Hecante Are you being sarcastic in return? If you are, it's pretty funny!

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  • haha jeah this is a joke...

  • Sorry my Englisch is bad...

    Ist this Ironie/satire?

  • nunchuck fuking hilarious

  • I'll fight you! lets go baby dick

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  • @shanxtc1984 and "miracles" appear in all religions, not just christianity, they are unverifyable.

  • @shanxtc1984 god being "eternal" is paradoxic by the nature of infinity and the stories in the bible are likely to be greatly exaggerated.

  • @doombybbr Mathematics isn't an inherent part of the universe. It's a man made concept that extends from logic that fits the universe very well. And as such, the nature of infinity defined in mathematics is such because it is practical to consider it that way. Philosophical notions about God shouldn't be made from that. The same applies to Quantum Mechanics. Heisenberg said that the Universe is only meaningful if it can be observed, which does not mean that an unobserved Universe does not exist.

  • @x13om13e12x but it is all possible things at once when unobserved, but it is likely such a universe wasn't "created", however a being that disobeys the laws of physics cannot really mess with a universe that has to.

  • @shanxtc1984 also the virgin mary might have made up the whole story as an excuse for not being a vergin.

  • @shanxtc1984 but quantum mechanics actually works and the universe only "exists" so long as it is being observed, if it isn't it only partially exists, hence when it brings any being, even a measly ant into existance it is observed and hence the universe exists, quantum mechanics may be the most paradoxic area of science but it has EMPIRACAL evidence for it(the dual slit diffraction experiment is one example), and god is even more paradoxic when you ask "who made god?".

  • @shanxtc1984 and if you understand quantum mechanics, the universe CAN create itself.

  • @shanxtc1984 even if ghosts exist they would have to exist via non-existance as they are both invisible and exert no force on objects(even gasses cannot pass thruogh walls), meaning that ghosts do not psycally exist, also these "eye witnesses" might just as easily have dual personalty syndrome or might have invented god as an imaginary friend, also "miracles" are simply statistical anomolies, near death experiences can easily be caused by the psychological effects of impending doom.

  • @shanxtc1984 you do realize that is what atheists think of religious people, in what way are we narrow minded? do you just think that because we to not conforn to your particular world view? also atheists find the existance of god(s) insanely unlikely, based on the complete lack of evidence for it.

  • Faking chuck that nun

  • note: the cross is the cause of death for christ.... so why use it as a holy symbol

  • hey you fuckingtards,hes being sarcastic, lol, he is clearly pointing out how fucking retarded christians are

  • It must really suck that atheists are the top comments on your video.

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  • I'm an Athiest and this was some funny shit XD

  • Oooooohhhh! You're nasty! ;-)

  • :P im agnostic....and glad i dont need to fight over crap...cause im basically in the middle :P

  • I thought it was funny when I thought you meant an actual nunchuck, but when you pulled out the Nun Chuck, I almost pissed myself laughing. I've gotta get me one of those! Awesome video, thumbs up.

  • Rambo can also break someones nose and stab someone and i dont know what the other thing is

  • Hilarious! :-D

  • YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • lol... you crack me up. I love you haha

  • I am glad this guy was joking, I was beginning to think there really are these crazy people who want to kill free thinkers.

  • I love how he laughs at the end of his videos

  • A heavy bible like this can easily break the nose of an infidel! I love it!!

  • I HOPE i guys realise this guy is taking the piss out religion hahaha.

    KEEP PUTTING IT OUT THERE MAN....GOOD STUFF

  • FUCK THE LORD!

  • Have sex with me?

  • This vid is great. :D

  • Woah he has a loaded Nunchuck? Guys we need to do what he says!!!

  • Yeah yeah, I'd love to see you try and kill me mate.

  • Pfff you're doing it wrong! You're supposed to just take the parts of bible that you agree with and come closest to making sense. That's because the bible is.... the infallible word of god? hmmm.....

  • If your "god" is real. Then he created me to believe something else.

    Christianity spreads violence.. I mean look at the title,

    Kill the athiests?

    YOUR RELIGION MAKES YOU WANT TO KILL PEOPLE.

  • Wow. Your an ass.

  • lloyd go suck a dick

  • Should all Atheists die? NO!

    All Christian's should die!

  • @LLOYD19851012 Yeah well fuck you too buddy boy.

  • I too wield weapon #3. Bible thumpers fear the Nunchuck!

  • I laughed my ass off when he showed what the nunchuck was

  • I say we put all Christians to death so they can meet that guy they wall worship.

  • looool nunchuck

  • your a jackass! kill atheists? may as well remove freedom of religion from human rights, assface.

  • @interstellarwonder you are stupid right? wonder how could you find the Post button

  • @upublic idk if your serious or not, are you stupid?

  • what the fuck did i just watch.. are you a comedian or something?

  • i love these make more tbh

  • You're awesome dude, you're like Jean Claude Van Dam's reasonable little brother or something.

  • Hey bobby whats french for va va voom

  • I don't use the word atheist, I use the word rational human being.

    I don't use the word Christian, I use the word child rapist. I'm not saying that all Christians rape children, just that they want to. The best thing that's happened to them is Freud's Oedipus Complex. Fuck you Freud.

  • @gradiu3rox what is so rational about pretending to assume that billions of people you never met want to abuse children sexually? Is that not a defense mechanism? You're like the homophobics who pretend to hate what they secretly yearn for...

  • @gradiu3rox and don't think I haven't noticed you're trying to be funny, but humor is a matter of emotion... so if atheism means being rational, why still feel of a need to have fun (at the expense of abused children and people you don't know)?

  • @zragisha When you become atheist after being christain, as I was, the first thing that you must now ask yourself is, why is this all here? After a long, but not finished journey from that point, I think the purpose is to enjoy your life. Poking fun at those that held me in a cage and called me a sinner as a child is fun and enjoyable.

  • @gradiu3rox So you moved from (I guess either Catholic or Protestant) Fundamentalism to Hedonsim... Do you think the satisfaction of your senses is the most efficient way to enjoy your life?

  • @zragisha Hedonism? I dunno. I don't spend all day gratifying my senses. I do as much as is possible, but my goals in life are more important to me. I spend most of my time being a father and the rest working (I should be working now). So maybe a little hedonistic, but I enjoy creating things more. If I cut out the pleasure maybe I could focus on the goals better. I have stopped drinking and cut down on video games a lot. I think fun in small doses is good for you. What do you think?

  • I think joy is obligartory (thessalonians: rejoyce evermore) and of course we must choose the source of our joy very wisely. which I think you do abandoning drinks and games (denying yourself) in favor of your kids. hats off! But is it appropriate or necessary to equalize atheism with sanity and intelligence, and faith with stupidity and crime? Some atheist say faith is a dangerous mental disease. Next logical step would be to institutionalize and torture me till I deny God or die..

  • @zragisha Thank you. The thing is, your faith is irrational. God can't exist. He's a contradiction. He's a consciousness without matter, no huge brain. He can do anything right? So he can become a square circle? Yes? Well square circles don't exist. It's all a fantastic story but not possible. And when you put this irrational idea at the base of your truth meter, or morality, you become an irrational, possible immoral person. For example, if god tells you to kill your child, you will.

  • @zragisha if god tells me to kill my child, I'll go to the psychologist and they'll tell me I have a deep seated problem in my brain caused by my uncle raping me. Religion is a tool used by people like the raping uncle to make you forgive them. It makes bad people look good and turns victims into perpetrators. It's a tool for hiding the truth of the matter from yourself first, and then continuing the violence done to you while everyone else in the church approves. These are my thoughts.

  • @zragisha and one more thing. I have had three people in my life who did sexual things to defenseless children, all three were christains. One was my stepfather, who is now in prison. Another was a youth minister. Another was my christain friend. I don't know any atheists who have sexually abused children.

  • @gradiu3rox oh so ure telling me there aint no fuked up athiest either ..you use crime to define a religion ? thats childish..people of all religions commit all types of crime....!

  • @sulemanhajee Just that the ratio of fucked up christains to fucked up atheists, in my own life, is so. All christains are sinners, didn't you know that? They define themselves as criminals. Is it wrong for me to call a group of people criminals if they have already labeled themselves as such? Should I define the sin for each person? This one wants to rape children. This one wants to rape the neighbor's dog. If you think I'm outrageous, please take a closer look at what the bible says.

  • @zragisha Oh, and about torturing you, that would be crazy. I need other people to live the life I live. I can't make a computer. Can't run a power company. Can't cook a good pizza. If I started killing everyone I disagree with, I would be left alone, starving and cold. To hurt other people is to hurt yourself. We need each other. The only thing I can do is try to teach by example. And poke fun sometimes.

  • @gradiu3rox What so you think someone like Eminem wants to rape children? FUCKING RETARD...

  • Christians are going around killing people. Fuck You. I'm a proud Atheist.

  • @fallofdarkness55 well said

  • did you know the bible literally tells you to eat shit at one point?

  • It amazes me to find an intelligent person who fights against something which he does not at all believe exists. -Mohandas Ghandi

  • I'm an atheist, and yes we should all die because we're human, we're mortals, it's gonna happen someday.

  • "Should all Atheists die??"

    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. WHY DO YOU CHOOSE TO BELONG TO AN EVIL CULT? FUCK CHRISTIANITY. I HOPE ONE DAY YOU WILL SNAP BACK TO REALITY.

  • @FallofDarkness55 watch the video, it is obviously a spoof

  • Religion has caused more deaths in human history than anything else...FUCK RELIGION!

  • @M4nBearFrog and god has killed 100% of all things he put on the earth.

  • @quidproquomar OK smart ass... Religion has caused more premature deaths than anything in history.

  • @M4nBearFrog AND... FUCK YOU TOO.

  • @M4nBearFrog He is being sarcastic FFS.

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  • Haha nice xDDD

  • A Crazy Creatard appears!

    Atheist uses Science!

    Its Super Effective!

  • No my brother death to another because of their beliefs isn't the way.We need to help them see the light.It's what the good Lord wold want us todo.

  • you are crazy. hope you kill yourself after your massacre of innocent lives.

  • @Lachshmock @ColdLightProductions @PiscespiritX It's satire! Lighten up!

  • religious people are retarded as they get

  • jesus is as real as santa

  • ... nunchuck... * subscribed*

  • The tears are streaming from my eyes while watching this vid.

    Thank you... Jesus!

  • Guys, Bibles ARE heavy, so actually yeh, they hurt. Crosses? hmmm, sharpening those is not a sin? I thought the most powerful weapon ever was the word of God. And since when nunchucks are christian? Aren't you supposed to be using... hmmm, swords?Women are worth less than men? But I love women so bad! (except the ugly ones or annoying). Wait a sec, not believing is considerated as blasphemy?

  • Hate te sin, not the person.

  • The book you have in your hand, read it fully. Gospel of Jhon, acts all throughout, LOVE man, love. How can you believe in God, yet have hate in your heart. Change your heart bro. Pray.

  • @rachelinspace9 love man but kill them if they are blasphemous. gotcha.

  • @rachelinspace9 YOU read it fully. It's full of hate man, hate. How can you believe in God, with all the nonsense in there? Change your mind bro. Think.

  • hahahahahaha, when are you going to stop. Bro i cant stop laughing, from looking at your videos.

  • Don't know if trolling...

    ...or just stupid...

  • @Asmusei

    He's being ironic.

  • @Asmusei watch his other vids man.

  • @cmonbabeh Exactly. I would describe the bible as being a collection of myths written down by sheep and goat herders living in the desert 2000 years ago

  • WHAT IS THE SONG AT THE END?! its so awesome :B

  • i dont believe in god or any of that bullshit all these christians with all this holy shit anyone can right down a bunch of shit in a book and say its holy fuckin retards.

  • @cmonbabeh LOL I agree with you fuck all of em!!

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  • @cmonbabeh Okay I am a Christian, but I do not go around talk junk about Atheists just because the do not believe in God. I see no point in arguing to someone who does not believe the same as me, because it's their life and they can choose what they want to do. How can you call people who do believe in God or as you say Holy "fucking retards". Science is not the question to everything in my opinion, don't get me wrong it is a very big part. What I also think is a very big part is faith.

  • I refuse that nothing can create something, and don't throw the question at me "then who created God", because I also have a answer to that.

  • @NCthrashers God created God ¬_¬ 

  • @NCthrashers humans created god in our image x) FACT

  • @NCthrashers

    if humans had less brains, god wouldnt exists. agree with me? if you dont, thats okay to me.

  • @exitium13 I think it's a piss take.

  • @kybleschranz You have just made brilliant argument that scripture is at best unreliable. We do don't attempt to prove negatives(impossible - see flying spaghetti monster). Y body count @ 2,000,000+ is pretty impressive too.

  • dont kill them they should have their own opinions in christian so thats just what i think

  • best thing i have seen all week a nun chuck, i must have one

  • there is no way there is a nun chucker. and if there is why do i not own it?

  • your accent reminds me of terminator.

  • @kybleschranz Gen 19:31-35 How to get dad drunk and make a baby with him. The Bible teaches great stuff that we really need to know. 8^P Zec 9:13 I never knew that wetting a sword makes it go through opponents so much easier - this is really important stuff for a free and open society and brilliant for every day use!! }8^P

  • Naturally this question is only answered in the affirmative by those who metaphorically drag their on the ground while walking and usually have never successfully, mathematics, physics, chemistry or biology to at least a 12th grade level and many haven't studied theology at all. Fewer than half the general population can balance their cheque books. Its a sure bet theists are over represented in that group since their SAT scores can be 10-11% lower than atheists/agnostics.

  • Even though he is being ironic about killing atheists, he doesn't grasp the teaching of Christ. The verse he used is Jewish law and the practice is today carried out in Islam only. Old Testament is full of violence, but that is the history of Man. Jesus did not think women were less than men [again Muslim practice], JC elevated them to status of "Daughter of Abraham" which made them positionally a Princess. Everyone goes to hell, but JC came to save Slaves to Sin to make Slaves to Righteousness.

  • @Heatherbloom75 that is not true, in the new testament jesus speaks of the killing of those who curse their parents ( Mattew 15:4), also, look up Romans 1:20-32, and leviticus 20:27 (killing of psychics and stuff). The truth is, christians themselves decided to ignore what can be viewed as non acceptable on today society. Also, they should normally follow the ancient testament (Matthew 5:17-18). So telling it is "muslim practice" is just soothing words to make oneself feel better.

  • @loosfoos You really do not understand Christianity or the Bible. Boil it down to Jesus' teaching: "Everyone who is angry with his brother shall be guilty before the court." He equates HATE with the Command "Do Not Kill." He is concerned with your Inward Spiritual Being--so if you don't hate in your heart in the first place, then you won't kill. Kinda puts a damper on this whole "kill all the Jews" teaching of Islam doesn't it? The Messiah is saying DON'T HATE and DON'T KILL. Matthew 5:21-48

  • @loosfoos Jesus "speaks of killing" by quoting the Jewish scripture! He is NOT saying to KILL anybody. Keep reading he says that shabby treatment of your parents invalidates the Word of God for the sake of your tradition! He is condemning religious tradition! He is equating one's behavior as "worthy" of the same penalty, but he does NOT carry out the Penalty. He came to TAKE THAT PENALTY for you by DYING ON THE CROSS as the Lamb of God. He always speaks of Eternity. Keep reading to verses 8,9,10

  • Christians did not "ignore was what is non-acceptable." They should do what Jesus commanded them to do and to teach others. Ex. Jewish leaders bring adulterous woman to Jesus for stoning IAW their Law [well NOT since they didn't bring the man] to test him. Did he say obey the Law? He said "Let the person who is without sin throw the first stone." So they went away. He asked who accuses you? She said no one. He said, Neither do I and "sin no more." This was how we are to view the Law. We all sin.

  • @Heatherbloom75 Well, you still have the bit about obligatory murder. The bible literally states that if you do not kill for your religion, you will be damned. And we punish rapists a lot harder than what god wants. God says they must only pay a mild fine, and then their victim must be forced to marry him, so the rapist always wins.

    And slavery of course. You can sell your own daughters as a sex slave, says exodus. Of course you have to buy her back if raping your daughter isn't enjoyable.

  • you crack me up man! i laughed so hard!

  • oh shit. im an aethiest

  • hahahahahah what a fucking asshole..

  • @UMadOrSomething and the ad hominem as aimed at who exactly? Is it the satirical character, his portrayer, Yahwey perhaps or someone else?

  • You can see how religion makes people violent. without religion there would be much less violence.

    hmm sorry holy twig i dont think you can beat up anyone. you should pray for some muscle!

  • A Wild atheist appears!

    Christian uses prayer!

    But nothing happened!

  • @UnseenAtheist And therefore by deduction, a personal "religious" god doesn't exist. I consider myself to be an agnostic atheist. I am not asserting that a god definitely does not exist.

  • @UnseenAtheist Christian Fundamentalists predict the rapture. Still, nothing happens.

  • @UnseenAtheist

    Wild Atheist uses Gun.

    Critical Hit!

    Christian dies.

    Christian is out of money.

  • Wet my pants when you LISTED nunchucks. THEN.... You showed your nunchucks, and fcking lost it. I WANT!!!

    Also, Puh leeze, marry me. I promise I will be a good, christian wife. Amen

  • I think you are only talking about the Old testement not the new cause Jesus wouldn't go for that kind of thing. HE followed his religion you want to kill. Ever heard of Thou shalt not kill!!!? or Love thy neighbor?!!! or You sound like you're a POE?????? I don't know about the last one though but I still think you are.

  • @TheIdealGasLaw Jesus was born and raised as a Jew. Therefore, he either followed his religion, like you said, or he went against it. I'm going to assume that you are correct. Okay, if Jesus followed the Jewish faith, he also would have had to follow the Old Testament. The Old Testament clearly states many examples of murder by God and the Israelites. It also includes rules like if a bride is found to not be a virgin, she is to be stoned. Once it says not to kill. Many times it says to kill.

  • @QBRebel16

    Yes, those are all very good points but constantly over looked by christians.

  • Amazing *clapping feverishly* made my day!! :)