Youtube Poop: Colonel Quaritch Tells it Like it is

[keltidar]

Why is this getting high ratings? It's the worst piece of shit I've ever seen.

[bloodrunsclear]

@keltidar

Avatar? Well, I can't help that.

[markonehazard]

This deserves a lot more views.

[MrXGLWalker]

I lol´d at Keanu Reeves.

[vincentpol]

This made me really mellow. Thx ;)

[ReservedRealist]

This is hilarious, a great start for sure! :D

[deadwar2012]

what is the movie at 4:00 because i have forgotten what it's called

[theDoomguy2011]

what movie was 1:28 from? I loved it when I was a kid

[MissLanaDawson]

@theDoomguy2011 Ferngully

[dasdasist]

.....woah hahahaha

[chriswww]

What movie is the clip from 4:08? i saw that movie ages ago but forgot the name!

[chriswww]

The intro was awesome!

[TeHCoLoNeLSaiGoN]

BUNCH OF SLACK JAWED FAGGOTS AROUND HERE

[TheRex31]

Super funny! But if you look closely at the weird thing at 1:18 you can see by its tail an animatronic machine moving the creature across the table. Anyways, THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theDoomguy2011]

What movie is 6:00 from?

[bloodrunsclear]

@theDoomguy2011

Galaxy Quest! If you haven't seen it and you're in any way a fan (or hater) of Star Trek, do so :D

[bboythekidstudios]

EPIC STEPPY TIME! XD

[MrJohnnySpeedo]

fuckin awesome man, first attempt or not, the nick cage part had me rolling lol

[GarlicPudding]

What was the movie with the "Jujube Revolution" bit

It was pure genius!

[0jrhindo]

cant get more retarded but I guess thats what YTP is!

[DDcarguy]

What movie is 2:11?

[bloodrunsclear]

@DDcarguy

Um...Avatar? ^^;

[Jetli2013]

@bloodrunsclear

LOL. Talk about your "first time". This shit is AMAZINGLY AWESOME !!! Well done. Great work. :D

[CyberZahn]

LOL JUJUBEES

[globeman8]

whats that creature at 1:18 and whats it from

[bloodrunsclear]

@globeman8

That's from Space Balls. Check it out if you haven't seen it!

[puke1523]

i just LOVED the beggining! i laugh my ass off! :D that epic walk :D 0:07

[fathotdog555]

It is my job to F*** you.

I will not succeed.

AAAWWWW!

[TheZomgStuff]

@bloodrunsclear One of the best YTP, now officialy. ^^

[AlexSaysHi2013]

Dude you need to make some more Youtube poop, not very many people are good at Poop videos and just make repetitive shit, you put some serious effort into this and it was hilarious

PLEASE, don't stop making awesome videos YTP or not!

[25Arbiter]

3:58

[CorporalDogmeat]

Not too shabby for a first YTP.  Good job, sir.

[Zerinor]

jujubees revolution lol

[IggyHazard]

"Whitey" rides a Megadoomer. XD

[crayzbotzz700]

"I get first pick on the women" i just laughed my ass off

[1tacoman17]

best poop ive seen in a while

[fillipinofilms]

where is 3:56 from?

[fillipinofilms]

Epic Steppy Time !!!

Lmfao!!!!

[Kuroi95]

LMAO x 100000 xDDDD

[bloodhound975]

where is 2:31 from ? I MUST HAVE THAT AS MY RINGTONE

[dontworrybehappy6]

@bloodhound975 Full Metal Jacket

[tipttt]

@bloodhound975 That is from the stanley kubrick movie "full metal jacket"

and I think you'd like even more the part where he says "you look like the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the common courtesy to give him a reach around"

[EpsilonRanger]

@bloodhound975 Full Metal Jacket

[DrHooty911]

@bloodhound975 Full Metal Jacket

[KingdomHeartsBrawler]

@ bloodrunsclear: Richard Cheese is actually more famous for his rock covers, but he's still awesome nevertheless.

[VaciliNikoMavich]

"Totto...i think we're on Pandora!

[Praxographist]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LAUGHING RIOT! +++

[mordigoth]

AAAAAAAAAHHHH! AAAAAAAAHH! NOT THE Juju BEEEEEES!

[mechwurm]

LOL dude this is the weirdest video Ive seen on youtube...

[Alieneater1239]

Mind tellin me what movie the sex scene was from so I can fap t-- I MEAN... laugh my ass off :D

[bloodrunsclear]

@Alieneater1239

Actually its not a sex scene, its just the two rocking back and forth on their dragon things and looking really weirdly into it from Avatar XD

[Alieneater1239]

@bloodrunsclear *epic face palm* I know that, I mean where did the audio come from?

[bloodrunsclear]

@Alieneater1239

Oh ^^;

That's actually from a movie called When Harry Met Sally.

Harry is telling Sally he can tell when a woman is 'faking it'. Sally decides to prove him wrong ;)

[Alieneater1239]

@bloodrunsclear Oh now I remember. Never mind, I thought it was some epic sex scene from some sexy teen movie. Oh well.

[summerlover314]

Lol at 3 : 56

[summerlover314]

LOL, Tdodo, i have a feeling where on Pandora, LMAO

[Alieneater1239]

I couldn't stop laughing at the Forest Gump and Broke Back Mountain parts XD Oh and the deleted sex scene was the best

[crayzbotzz700]

heheheheehe lollollollollollollol this is HILARIOUS!!! SO MUCH WIN OH MAI GAWD!! 2 bad the sex scene wasn't in the movie...

[DynamicScherzo]

Toto... I have a feeling we're - ON PANDORA.

[ChaosOfSpartan]

2:12 O.o? Not rly...

[UberGooberDude]

Holy gravy! This is one of the best YTPs I've ever seen!!! A little rude, but they [almost] all are.

[NJmetal94]

haha loved the full metal jacket lines

[44centz]

0:37 LMFAO

[EggetLarsson000]

I'm feeling sexy! XD hahahaha

[DynamicScherzo]

Oh and could someone tell me what 1:20 is from? I laughed my ASS off!!!

[bloodrunsclear]

@DynamicScherzo

You haven't seen Space Balls?

Go watch it...now XD

[DynamicScherzo]

@bloodrunsclear I only found that bit on here funny cos of the song but apparently its not the same one in the movie :P But oks will check it out :)

[bloodrunsclear]

@DynamicScherzo

Oh, sorry!

Go look for Richard Cheese too. He's the guy who did the song.

He's famous for taking rap songs (with all the dirty lyrics) and making them into lounge style crooner ballads XD

[DynamicScherzo]

Lol, very good for your first time! *ah wink wink nudge nudge*

[GrannyGoddy]

Okay... That was damn funny :-)

[CommandorSheppard]

hymn of russian federation at 1:58

[bloodrunsclear]

@CommandorSheppard

Seemed appropriate given the revolution XD

Oh, you probably hear this a lot, but is this your favorite video on the Citadel?

[ZillaRocks]

3:57 to 4:09

where is this from?

[bloodrunsclear]

@ZillaRocks

:D You're in for a treat!

That's Galaxy Quest, a very funny parody/sci-fi action movie based on Star Trek, well to be fair, every space themed show ever. Tim Allen, Signorny Weaver, and Allen Rickman star.

[ZillaRocks]

@bloodrunsclear That sounds great! I'll have to check that out sometime soon. Anything with Tim Allen is bound to be side-splitting.

[bloodrunsclear]

@ZillaRocks

Its one of his best in my opinion XD

Its also got Tony Shaloub and I think that guy is hilarious!

[Requiemxtoxinnocence]

"bunch a slack jawed faggots" lol

[blu3hat37]

im feelin` sexy!!

[MrBullseyeProduction]

HAHAHAH oh my god the "Avatar fruit itll make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus" almost made me shit myself laughing

[darthsugi89]

How did you get the song from Super Stacker 2? I've been trying to get that song for along time! Is it on YouTube? But if it is, I can't find it!

[bloodrunsclear]

You mean Richard Cheese? O_o

[darthsugi89]

@bloodrunsclear, Oh wait. Never mind. I found the song. It's called "Sideman Strut". Anyway, just want to say this video is the best YouTube Poop ever created!

[happycat2010]

Great stuff. I love the Benny Hill thing and the Dino thing too XD

[Gavincie]

I will now buy the DVD....

[Gundamluverx]

I liked the part when someone shot that pain in the ass Batty. Whoever did that deserves a medal, and their own Dragon gunship!

[Nikkimaissi]

commercial brake!

[Airsofttmainac5]

Todo I have a feeling were in PANDORA

[zapspiders92]

it is my job to **** you, i will not succeed..bawwww

[PatBateman3451]

Can someone please tell me where the clip from 5:10 is from? It had me cracking up.

[Somaaganis]

@PatBateman3451 It's from Billy Madison

[steppyish]

woo woo woo w8 a minute that peace at 1:05 and 1:09 where is that from?

[bloodrunsclear]

That's an introduction to the game Borderlands!

It actually takes place on a planet called Pandora XD

[steppyish]

@bloodrunsclear played that game no wonder it sounded so familiar

[WorldWalker128]

wow. thats ALOT of older movie clips.

[username13245100]

gay

[bloodrunsclear]

The Brokeback Mountain bit? Yes XD

[username13245100]

@bloodrunsclear hahah year thats what i was reffering to :P

[JFMello1116]

@username13245100 Buncha slack-jawed faggots around here!

[JFMello1116]

ndaaAAaaAAaaahh!

[DaddlerTheDalek]

CUM!

[jamesdav77]

I Salute you Colonel! You fought for Humanity and the people! If I could right now, I would go to pandora and give you a warriors grave! But don't worry... Humanity doesnt give up so easily... HEAR THAT NAVI! AN ENTIRE HUMAN MILITARY FLEET ON YOUR DOOR STEP!

[bloodrunsclear]

Ripley put it best: Nuke it from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.

[JunkyardCrap]

For a first poop this is FUCKING INCREDIBLE! STEPPY TIME!

[Godlovesrockmusic]

The Miles Quaritch Massage Chair...need to get me one of those...

[callofdutyguy9]

you son of a bitch

[bloodrunsclear]

Pardon?

[callofdutyguy9]

@bloodrunsclear just messing with you

[bloodrunsclear]

Ah so XD

[bancoran]

Where can I get some of that Pandora fruit?

[bloodrunsclear]

Go ask Jessie XD

[bancoran]

@bloodrunsclear I tried to, but he put me in a headlock, kneed me in the junk till my ears turned into trombones, then spun me around and dragon suplexed me till I passed out. When I came to, I had a mouthful of feather boa and a giant "Vote Independent 1998" bumper sticker on my forehead. Never again!

[bancoran]

It's supposed to be "Step In Time," but otherwise quite WIN.

[bloodrunsclear]

Sounds like Steppy time to me XD

Glad you enjoyed it :)

[bancoran]

@bloodrunsclear This is one of those rare Poops: everything fits together perfectly.

[bancoran]

Quaritch should have just given that speech to the Na'Vi in the very beginning and exploded all their heads with sheer awesome.

[Actionmovieman789]

hahahahahahahahahahaha beast

[HazMatMedia]

Absolute win. XD

[that70sguy2000]

Jew-Jew Bees XD

[MontyPython134]

NO NOT THE juju BEES!!!

[techanstuff]

@bloodrunsclear sooo its a comedy..

[bloodrunsclear]

Quite XD

Its a Mel Brooks movie, a Star Wars parody. It involves things like using 'The Schwartz', a wise old goblin named Yogurt, the villainous (if neurotic) Dark Helmet, and a dog-man played by John Candy named Barf.

[techanstuff]

@bloodrunsclear were did they get schwarts anyway

[bloodrunsclear]

From a ring Yogurt found in a Cracker Jacks box...of course!

[techanstuff]

@bloodrunsclear confuing.......

[bloodrunsclear]

Space Balls is the kind of movie Epic Movie wishes it was.

[techanstuff]

@bloodrunsclear true...........

[JFMello1116]

@bloodrunsclear Truer words were never said.

[techanstuff]

what was that alien at 1:16 it was funny

[bloodrunsclear]

That's from the aliens parody in the movie Space Balls XD

[techanstuff]

@bloodrunsclear oh well i just saw that movie yesterday 0_o what about that bee thing with that dude in the helmet with tem poring bee's in

[dccmpbll]

@techanstuff The remake of The Wicker Man, starring Nicolas Cage.

[Piezipx]

Lol i Cracked up when u made it look like quaritch was jumping.

[Kniletiah]

That was awesome for your first YTP... but I still honestly think something can be done to intertwine "This is SPARTAAA!" and "This... this is our land!"... really, that's something that I always thought of when I saw the film, hehe...

~|K|~

[jonoles]

Epic Steppy Time!!

[sparklekandy]

omg I love you XD

[Tseuhadon]

Hell, how long did you spend finding the various sound clips for this?

[superpyromaniac]

o crap whats the name of that movie where the bug exploded through the teleporter?! i love that movie but cant remember the name! one of the best star trek spoofs ever in my opinion :D

[bloodrunsclear]

Sorry it took so long to respond!

The movie is Galaxy Quest XD

[xyz41100]

Not bad

[bloodrunsclear]

I was mentally saying it to myself during his speech anyway.

[SpaceCowboyMcCoy]

1:21 ? whats this from

[bloodrunsclear]

That's from the movie Space Balls!

The whole movie is a parody of Star Wars, but throughout there's parodies of other movies. This one obviously is Alien (in fact they got the same actor from the real movie to give birth to the dancing alien. Before he passes out he mutters 'Oh no...not again!')

The original song the alien sings is 'I'm Just wild About Harry'

I replaced it with Naughty Girl by Richard Cheese XD

[SpaceCowboyMcCoy]

@bloodrunsclear oh, i own that movie. havent watched it in a whole long while.

[GeneralofFlight]

lol, that was awesome!

[ScopeStudios]

This was great

[SSzombieMP44]

AHAHAHA the full metal jacket part and the forest gump parts were the best

[boettcherownzu]

Haha, I liked the parts from Predator thrown in!

[Y05H1ROX]

I hate this... April Fools!! I love it ... it deserves 5 stars... wait... NOOO!!!

[ZxFaTe]

lol the jaws

[McGeesJabberwock]

Heh heh, very nice. Liked the Jaws bit and the Pandora fruit ad.

[raygun6060]

Lol

[MontyPython134]

STEPPY TIME

[jaranu]

that was actually quite funny!

Good work man! :D

[silentderp]

great video , can i post a video response to this?

[bloodrunsclear]

Certainly, and I'm glad you liked it :)

[TheGeekful]

poop

[CloudFreedomFighters]

Lmao that was epic. I really loved the Jaws 4 bit. I laugh my ass off.

[bloodrunsclear]

Somebody recognized it! XD

I'm glad :)

[CloudFreedomFighters]

@bloodrunsclear Well despite the fact it's one of the worst concieved sequels ever I find that it's so bad I can't help but be entertained lol

[EditNinja]

That was WILD! -Great job, BRC. Loaded with fast-moving pop-culture comedy!

Thumb up(5 stars)

[EvilgidgitReturns]

Congratulations, your first YouTube Poop! Is Avatar out already?

[bloodrunsclear]

Actually no, but IGN has a lot of clips from it.

[animikean]

Wow, you put so much effort into this

and Sonic totally makes it rule that was the 1st point I had to stop it because I was laughing too much!