WEED-tarded.

[MijoPLUR]

so im in 8th grade and a drug sniffer dog came in my classroom and my friend was like hold my bud foo! and i was like give it to me and i went to the bathroom, and those dog cant sniff so yeah, win win! we smoked that shit up and got faded at lunch

[MyFroggerman]

can i smoke wit u some time

[Raysmoniphiny]

Once we were passing the bong in the bust at recess one time and the school cop just came around the corner, so we dropped our shit and just legged it back over to school. So we went to go back for it an hour or so later thinking 'Hmm he won't come back, he's to stupid'. Guess who the fuck comes cruising around the corner? School cop gets out of his car starts chasing us. We wanted to blaze so we ran further in the bush and finished our sesh when he got tired of chasing or stoned asses.

[VortexatGOZIE]

Love your yellow teeth Mr. Retard WEED hehehe

Vghost...still WINS!

[kaylaparent]

i was smoking behind school and the cops pulled up so i throw it and run and he yells come here from his car and im like ya and hes like you cant park here so i just moved my car, haha i was scared.

[tweenrock]

I bet that cop went home and watched some FLuffeTalks

[dogtowntrio]

i have your mug.....

[smile2aly]

I got stopped for limping home the other night at 3am.....they stopped and shone their flashlights in my fase, "are you drunk madam, what drugs are you on? stop turning away from us" I turned away cuz their shining a fucking light in my eyes......i had a sprained ankle which is why oi was limping, explained this to them, and they didnt even give me a ride home...bastards

[pupipawd]

I feel as stoners we all have a certain bond thats unbreakable and beautiful. :D

[margaret1300]

@pupipawd yes... so much yes

[tenni5gurl]

i love your vids about weed, it makes me happy:]

[tenni5gurl]

i love your vids about weed, it makes me happy:]

[Greenyalator]

sorry bout what i said on the other vid... thats great!

[RETARDlCON]

420,812 views....420,000....lol

[mattmahkewa]

fucking funny shit XD

[Forkeeful]

i told my friend bout this and made him smoke weed first then watch it...now he will never smoke weed again

[TheDrOctupus]

420 thousand people watched this vid

[Akercocke87]

we were definitely not smoking weed. alright so we were smoking a joint right?

[iAmTheEnd420]

420k views ;)

[MadaraPeinNaruto]

This was posted on my 9th birthday :)

[Gordon19FAMGUY97]

What a role model :')

[JustieRae16]

were you high during this video? :P

[Th3xReaper]

Hahahaha

[russeljohnson2]

I love weed stories.

[itssydniehun]

All the people that say weed comes from a plant so it's not a drug guess what dumb asses cociane comes from a plant too and that's not a drug yea think aboit that weedtard

[craigvitayasmall]

@itssydniehun yeah but weed barley does anything to you but cocaine fucks you up. cocaine kills that is why loads of people consider it a harmful drug. weed doesn't unless its laced with something like cocaine. wheres your point now????

calling us dumb asses

[ccmtor]

@craigvitayasmall um u get way more fucked up on weed than coke. cokes more of a buzz than anything else.

[TheSh4adow]

@itssydniehun That's a valid argument. Marijuana is an herb, meaning it is grown naturally and has no harmful affects on the body. Where as Cocain will fuck up you're body and over time will kill you. Think about that you piece of shit.

[401fallenangel]

I new it he does smoke weed lol jkjkjkjk love this guy

[pinkfeet518]

um, i dont get why ppl smoke weed. my whole school pretty much does and now fluffee? lost respect

[guywithjoint]

@pinkfeet518 seems like your trying to act bigger then us potheads who are you to judge?

[aToms1011]

Fluffee's comment brought me here

[theshinyredballoon]

Fluffee from the future sent me here!

[MegaLinuxer]

Me and my old buddy refer to it as having a bowl of cereal that way it fits if you slip up and say bowl, you can ask about new flavors of cereal, and it does not sound weird if you have cereal for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

[PURExSATIVA420]

my first time in a cop car was when i was 13 bcuz i stole madd shit & had a big knife & had madd weed & prank called the popo and said some guy just got shot up. thats when i realized they take that shit madd seriously...

[bobwantsyourspleen]

I got to ride in a cop car too :D while having an asthma attack and nearly passing out. apparently kids can get put into cop cars for arguing with their parents, then sprayed in the face with pepper spray by a guy ten times their size to get them to calm down. fuck the police.

[Titan615mvp]

Weed is good

[MrToker31]

Damn I hit up some PurpleKush and then I went on a bike ride and when i got off I ate shit all over the bike rack. MARIJUANA IS ONE HELL OF A THING!

[MarcieCaldo]

just realized how weird ur old intro was lol

[Ebrainiac1]

Boggle? Boggle? Boggle?

Boggle? Boggle? Boggle?

Dallas? Sallad?

[TheUnuseable]

This was uploaded on my birthday :) i turned 13 now im about to turn 17!

[bcskate14]

This is funny

[weezybaaby1]

HAHAHAHHAHA the ending, you made my day.

[ChantelleBritney]

OMFG I HATE MY COMPUTER!!!!!!!!

[ImmaEvilMonkey]

@ChantelleBritney Uh, why?

[ChantelleBritney]

@ImmaEvilMonkey It took like an hour to load the video then it froze 50 times watching it xD I still hate my computer....

[ImmaEvilMonkey]

@ChantelleBritney Good luck watching another vid.

[kroser24]

I couldn't even breathe with the "the didnt even let me play the sirens" part!

[ac83052]

how long were you in jail?

[fluffyhybrid]

fluffee if i die i still want you to make a video about me!

[GoColts8263]

Fuck teh Police! I'd tell you how we'd fuck em but forget. Smoke on.

[hahamachine1]

i bet someone... somewhere, is talkin about you.... ha ha! hows it feel fluffee?

[hannahhobson]

Bastards >:DD



[TheCherrykas]

Oh fluffee... y do u put yourself in these situations? Why?

[lolol877]

so fun huh

[Joker357xx]

this taste like liquid shit xD

[MsToriGirlRox]

this was the first FluffeeTalks i ever saw 2 years ago. subscribed.

[legalizeweednowpleas]

sub if u think weed should be legal and u dont buy into the goverment propaganda!!!we need support to show that people support marijuana legalization

[foxwright]

yesterday we were passing a bong around in some random abandoned parking lot in my car bumping music way too hella loud. i cop came around the corner shined his flashlight on us so i rolled down my window. as smoke rolled out he walked up to my car leaned on the door. looked around at are baked asses and asked... have you guys seen a girl walking around in a white shirt ?. no. we said. he walked away. we cried in joy and drove far. far away. never to return.

[icanadian18]

@foxwright you got the one chill fucking cop now its a police state,

[mostliberal]

I ran from cops 3 times, and all 3 times got away. I would NEVER come quietly!

[MrPoto232]

I thought this shit was gonna be hella gay, to my surprise. It was a pretty funny story, stay green :)

[TheNerdsarentcool]

is it a joke story or a real story?!

[luckytayrules]

who tony montana?

[tonyster2]

People who say weed is not a drug because it is a herb need to look up the definition of drug.

[Churchsghost]

Fluffee ur right drugs are bad....But weed isn't a drug

[TheCrs97]

I love how you have a face of guilt in this vid

[Fightmaster6point0]

Hey im ted free. Weed call me somtim 7816862137

[demilostar]

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[MNKYER]

say no to drugs say yes to tacos

[Guitarplayer22222]

Dude, fuck cops....

[MrRebelFish]

Haha that's hilarious!

[randomnessextremez]

Check out mah review of the sweeeet iolite vaporizer

[TheMetalApocalipse]

thats why i smoke it like a cigarette. lol i was at a football game and i smoked next to some public security peeps... that was quite funny. their looking around like who the fucks smoking weed im just standing there coughing my balls off like, it wasnt me xD

[supershawnodeseninja]

@TheMetalApocalipse drug sniffing dogs don't know the difference between how you hold a joint and how you hold a cigarette.

[TheMetalApocalipse]

@supershawnodeseninja not dogs, people...

[supershawnodeseninja]

@TheMetalApocalipse right what I meant is that your statement is not relevant to the situation described in this video because FLuffee WAS dealing with dogs.

[TheMetalApocalipse]

@supershawnodeseninja you could have just said so lol

[zachward97]

Awesome highventure man

[CourtneyMarie0312]

your amazing <3

[TheSeizingCat]

To be honest.... I thought homoerotic experimentation was what everyone does on a bench in a soccer field.

[1BIEBERHOLIC]

Amazing story!! Try Salvia, then tell us how that was...it fucking sucks:D

[RachelCerysVEVO]

@1BIEBERHOLIC Oh my god, salvia's awful, hahah.

[LimezIncorporated]

@thejuggla1000 lol its white willow bro

[TheSeizingCat]

@LimezIncorporated It's widow. Read up.

[MadBull149]

OH MY GOD!!!! That story was AMAZING!!!!!!!!

[Chickastar6]

i have to peeeeeeeee

[addicted2slipknot666]

Never got caught,, :D

[TheJuggla1000]

i smoked white widow and kush today and i was so fucked up i couldnt even open a screen door. LEGALIZE THIS SHIT

[piepeace]

@TheJuggla1000 There are enough dopeheads in the world without it being legalized.

[Jvergakis]

@TheJuggla1000 that kinda shit talking like that is one of the reasons its not legalized

[1234spazes]

@TheJuggla1000 weed doesnt "fuck you up" it just gets you high

[smartgroup2]

@TheJuggla1000 stupid fuck

[Joshenator1213]

@TheJuggla1000 ur a fag... a blunt or a bowl of hippi grenade is better >:P

[FlyingIdiotsDotCom]

@TheJuggla1000 even less reason to do so.

[MCRxICP]

The key is never get caught

I smell cops

And fear them

[thebestgamerforever]

fucking nice !!!

[ianmattl]

best story ever thats crazy

[thwalkingcatastrophe]

fluffee i have bad news

on the love calculator and i did fluffeetalks and retarded and the results were.....

88%

[brydawgg]

dummb

[secondtoNeverland]

Hahaaa, I'm insanely blazed right now :)

[KristinexMarie]

This is funny

[s180100]

WE FUCKIN' RAN!!!!!

[BittenHearts]

WEED AINT NO DRUG its just a plant it just grows and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects

[MrSoloDoLocudii]

@BittenHearts get off of kat williams ass..... It actually is a drug. not a bad one but really it is.. even alchohol is a drug.

[BittenHearts]

@MrSoloDoLocudii not really i geuss but not really....

[MrSoloDoLocudii]

@BittenHearts A drug, broadly speaking, is any substance that, when absorbed into the body of a living organism, alters normal bodily function

yes really

[BittenHearts]

@MrSoloDoLocudii i dont really care not trying to be mean im not but i dont need to be givin a vocab lesson

[jackdevonarason]

There is just no cheekyness with the law...maybe they should smoke some weed, to chill out. This law against weed is completely unconstitutional anyway...We can now prove that. The law is designed to see crime where there is none. Don't even give them the time of day let your layer do all the talking...Disengagement!

[Ihop12222]

You bought a horse

[Tempzeh]

"we were definatley not smoking weed..." "alright, so we were smoking a joint right" AHAHAHAHA <3

[XxXBloodshotXxX]

This one time me and a buddy hotboxed my car, and we started driving around...we see a fucking mini van and he starts freaking out yelling ITS THE COPS MAN! THEYRE GONNA GET US! lolol

[gingerbeer33]

one time i was at the part near my house and a cop car pulled round the corner and slowed down. my friends ran and hid in (i think) the bathrooms. i hide in the slide, still smoking the pipe. like hella long later, my friends are trying to get me outta there and im like "no man youre the cops!! im not giving you my fucking weed!"

[ThEDirTBiKeKing1]

hahahah i fucking love you

[CANNlBlS]

BUT FUCK THAT! IM NOT THAT KIND OF PERSON!

[AncientB3h3moth]

Check out stoned in class videos on my channel

[austinbjh]

LMFAO funny as a midget playing football on stilts

[MrThrasher199]

To my fellow stoners. Check out this new website. It's like a facebook for stoners:

stonersconnect.webs dot com

[imsexy44444]

i thought this was going to be a lot funnier based on the comments

[mel408]

haha cops are douches

[kykillerful]

zig zags thats a good way to get away

[DezzeShattered]

was that your first time in a cop car? lol

the back seats are small =[[

[cudiforlife]

K I'm 14 nd reg weed smoker. But dnt legalize it! I like buying it not taxed nd regulated! Gotta remember if it ended up legal there would b a age limit! Nd I like just paying for G's nd papers, nd I dnt wanna pay taxes fuck tht shit

[kmhLOVE]

lmfao! you're the greatest!

[fedorgspsilvamma]

u should have blown smoke in his face called him a pussy and told him to fuck off

[Jctrynr]

Well where I live there's 2 kinds of pigs. One is gay about weed arrests you even if you have like less than a gram, or just makes you go to the police station. The other kind is from where I live and go to school and shit these pigs will just make you smoke inside. So the 1st kind comes to where I live/get educated in shit that's all a lie, and arrests people.

[27242006]

Gay

[kibaluv3r]

U act like a bad boy but u look ADORABLE!

[iamcavaliers]

so its just the one joint? yeah...why ya got some?

[MegaSk8er8]

favrite part WE FUCKING RAN lol

[gotzMilks]

i love your big brown eyes theyre so adorable.

[Ilikeeggsandbacon98]

this is funny as shit



[mikehoff10]

@Ilikeeggsandbacon98 liquid shit

[danielt876]

Great website to buy pipes, bongs, and other smoking accessories. You can even order legal stuff to get you high...legally. There’s an awesome forum to talk about anything weed related too. Check it out bit (dot) ly/eMH8J9

[mtrenchandeminem]

do more storiess...

[SuperOGMudbone]

Weed has been decriminalized in Minnesota so i be smoking the herb while driving on my snow mobile yelling FLOCKA as i pass by the cops.

[Cjn604]

CANADA = MARIJUANA IS DECRIMINALIZED

BC BUD BITCHES

[QuinnDrummer101]

@SagimNinja why would you be watching this then cunt?

[Kinglightweight]

i get so high sometimes i cant say a word.

[risinglycan]

more weed stories!!!!!

[shyboy3s3]

Say NO to drugs. say YESSS!!!! TO WEED

[SagimNinja]

Drugs are bad you fucking assholes, get a life...

[WHOOSHer3]

I found Fluffee by typing in "weed" when I was high as fuck. Best high I've ever had

[DevilBird582]

@WHOOSHer3 same

[TheSt00ner]

@WHOOSHer3 haha mee tooo :)) & i've watched almost all his videos now.

[WHOOSHer3]

@TheSt00ner Same here

[Ourson17f]

@WHOOSHer3 LOL.. i did the same thing just now :P

[rivinhal]

@WHOOSHer3 haha i did the exact same thing!

[XXAnimebabyXX]

@WHOOSHer3 ME TO lol

[someguytb]

dude i know how u feel man.... but your lucky you didnt run cuz the same thing happened to me and some friends we all decided to run bad idea we all got away but we all got hurt so bad...my friend Brady got bit bye the dog... i landed on my head after jumping a fence to dazed to move just laid there for 20 min and Vince and Akash fucking ran start throw a giant fucking hedge lol and got a shit load of cuts on there arms... come to think of it Violet got away without a scratch... FUCKING LUCKY

[moonwalkgrlz114]

wow...i cant believe they wouldnt let you play the sirens!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HigherrConsciousness]

PLEASE .. Watch Out For The Contaminated GRIT WEED !!! .... It WIll Fuck You Up, It Has Glass In IT,,, If Your Bud Is Sparkly (it is difficult to notics, even for dedicated smokers),, If It Crunches IN Your Teeth,,, Don't Smoke It !!!! Bring A CD With You And RUB THe BUD On The CD,, If It Scratches The CD,, It Is GRiT, SO DOn't Buy That SHITT !!!! PLease Re POst This On EVery Weed Related Video You Find ! THUMBS UP This Comment !!! we must inform everyone !

[TOSIK4TOSIX]

ive done that befor an im 16 fuckin gay ass cops

[PEEPINTOMCATZ]

damn how ironic

[ToyDestroyers]

Run in zig zags lol

[classXrepXichijo]

freakin epic man lol

[CirrusMusik]

u shud have marijuana leaves behind u on ur wall :) it wud look kool

[legend2223]

Hahaahahaha this sound sso epic!

[tigerlover4242]

OK RUNNING FROM A ALLIGATOR IS THE FUCKIN SAME AS RUNNIN FROM THE COPS

[captainfluffycat]

1:56 - 2:26 love it

[diballynibally]

Help support the legalization of Marijuana and Hemp just by sending an E-mail or postal letter. Go to norml(.)org then click on contact officials. From there you can E mail or get the address to your local government officials to send them a message that you think Marijuana and hemp should be legalized taxed and regulated like tobacco and alcohol. YOU CAN MAKE A Difference! Thank you!

[fan354]

What's worse than a regular cop? A SWAT MEMBER WITH A MACHINE GUN!

[captainfluffycat]

i love how there's nothing in the cup

[monsterfreak230]

thanks for the tip next time im runing from the cops ima run in zig zags

[X99lionheart]

I fucking...hate cops!

[8901489014]

I always knew you smoked pot.

[Crip420211]

ok so we were smoking a joint Lol sounds like me passing it back and fourth lol

[juggalettekat]

I love you fluffee!

[Foxlink69]

Dude... OH my god.. this is where I started to watch you.. .and where I subscribed in the first place- WEED!!  I have epilepsy... weed is one of the few things that actually helps... anyway- You wanted to know where I started to watch you, well, here it be. :)

[Clock83131]

Sooo...you had a ride in the car....up to your house, and that's it?

[MultiEric456]

Marijuana causes short term memory loss. It also causes short term memory loss.

[SYNYST3RSHADOWS]

@MultiEric456 - Short term memory loss only means long term memory gain!

[TheEhxpert]

@MultiEric456 no it doesnt lol

[BlizzardI3en]

@TheEhxpert it freezes the brain cells, so when the high is over they unfreeze :D