Game Fails: GTA IV "Nice, soft landing"

[BlackBerserkgasme]

AARRRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!! MY AAAAAAAAASSSS!!!!

[Nightmar3xz]

This is NY, we got raised plows on every blocks :D

[MrMysteryGuest1]

Talking while driving is distracted driving!  Don't do it!

[CrusixBlade]

Guy: *Get on bike*

Ho: Don't kill me!

Guy: OH MY DRIVING BAD HU? WATCH THIS!!!!!

[akori18]

Kids, this is always why you wear your helmet.

[nuculearpancake17]

my hypnosis: Dont talk about glenn when driving.

[CodyIIV]

THAT SCARED THE FUCK OUT OF ME!

[jman10trex]

how i dont know but it was kats falt

[lxXxDaBossxXxl]

He lets her live then crashes into another car.

I think someone broke Karma again XD

[SuperRabbitJack]

i just finished that mission today

[Alexbtfan13]

So the invisible wall moved.... Well then...... what color is the sky!

[dnikeb]

this is from teamfourstar

frieza hey picclo heard of paintball

picclo yes

frieza remove the t paintball becomes painball

[randomandfailhunter]

lol fus pot hole

[Hegagergerk]

Like a feather.



[cryoshell17]

It's like the bridges on SR3

[spike5333]

KAT!!! WHAT DID U DO ????

[MASTERofsaintsrow2]

thats crap if you have that in a race just before the finish line.

[keeno1998]

For everything Niko's been through, that WAS a soft landing.

[WafflezDay]

Am I the only one tired of these pop-up ads on the video coming in RIGHT at the good part?

[Airondot]

the best part is the thump when he hit the car

[ZeroEnero]

Well, he doesn't have to worry about having her blood on his hands on top of everything else, but now he has to worry about having his blood on everything else.

[AydenMize]

Driver:WOOHOO!!! *Crashes for no reason*

Mermaidman:Barnacleboy I found the invisible boatmobile!

[dottorrent]

quimby is now mayor of NYC?

[BossPanzer]

It was ghostrider !!!

[happypants529]

Reminds me of Michigan roads

[CShep99]

i like how the guy in the car doesn't even flinch

[SergeantCross8]

For some reason this gets funnier the more I watch it.

[Adm1292]

and thats exactly what happens when you run red lights you get a flying body thrown at you and instantly slammed with a lawsuit

[Laxbro9889]

If you look past the driver, you will see that a car goes a little too far into the rode.

Maybe GTA can see the future and made this happen before the car did!

Maybe GTA was racist to the person inside that car!

Maybe GTA just has too many potholes!

But just like how many licks it takes to get the Tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop,

The world may never know...

[t8rtot01]

good thing that car was there he could of been hurt!

[KSICryptKeepr]

I do believe he tried to mix some Saint Row 3 carjacking into that crash.

[OpticRapt0r]

New york needs to fix its roads

[shadowlinkplayer]

Nothing hurts more than a side mirror to the rib cage... damn!

[dikbil12able]

damn those invisible cars

[anthonywotton]

I don't think Niko has a hip anymore.

[wer1002]

and not a single drop of blood was shed buuuuut Niko had to go to the hospital do to sever internal bleeding

[guitarherolegend55]

@XGiftedGamerX Aliens!

[DhramaXbL]

Ouch that was soft

[SergeantFenix21]

Wow it is soft!

[TheWiseGuy784]

*meanwhile, deep in the sewers*

Michelangelo: "Someone ran over our pothole again!"

Raphael: "Dammit! That's the fifth one this week!"

[Eaglecris]

dark matter strikes again!

[tonytipi200]

my PC stopped to buffer as soon as "I know I fucked Dwayne..."

[sephiroth21347]

@tonytipi200 That was never said? He said 'Dwayne dont need to worry about having that girls blood on his hands'

[rickman1945]

Shouldn't have been talking and driving asshole.

[XGiftedGamerX]

So.... wtf did he hit?

[TheJameel13]

Fucking pot holes

[InstaKill980]

That car was Scropion from MK.

[zeroslashj]

To the people who are discussing religion: how about a nice cup of shut the fuck up? There's nothing wrong with religion. And that's coming from an atheist. Good day, gentlemen.

[Lolatthetroll2011]

Just what the hell did he hit!???!?!!!???

[Music1sgreat]

@Lolatthetroll2011 I think it might have been an unrendered car or something like that where the renderer doesn't keep up with the player. Happens a lot in GTA games.

[hatchling001]

booby traps in the streets? sounds awesome!

[xenocidercarson]

dayum

[solo364]

see what happens when you merge without looking?

[solarknight99]

As Saxton Hale once said...

"Screw gravity!"

[TheRealZombieFrosch]

omg cant people just stop uploading GTA IV clips that show the usual business?

[TheFryBoy1]

@TheRealZombieFrosch huh, 491 people appear to disagree with your sentiment. also, don't like? don't watch. Have a nice day

[TheRealZombieFrosch]

@TheFryBoy1 lol why so rude? google irony for further details :) peace

[PMW3]

the title was referring to the motorcycle, it landed in a dump truck full of feather pillows

[TheFamine123]

I don't know what's funnier... the fail... or people talking backwards...

[ChefONator5000]

textures trolling.

[yoUseF077]

always happen to me

[Squishymcpwn]

FUCK PHYSICS, IM A MOTORCYCLE.

[dragonmerc0]

(insert in soviet russia joke here)

[OpusMagenum]

A new day, a new game of human pinball waiting to be played.

[harrisonbratha]

Karmas a bitch

[xDarkEvox]

If only he wore a helmet...

[HelixSpArtan]

Mermaidman doesnt think when he parks does he?

[TheBestEevee]

I hate the new channel look.I can not figuer it out.

[KZ2killer]

Dam pot wholes.

[TheJman878]

press 1 and three and its sounds like anal hands

[sijay42]

press 6 and when he is about the hit the car press 8

[weroJL]

Press six for some lulz

[RafukaMillan]

last night i lost my virginity... i just wanted the world to know that

[link242003]

0:12 lolwut?

[anthony21266]

those fucking pot holes

[FrozenDozer]

Those GTA IV random crashes are just not funny anymore.

[darkhellspartan975]

@FrozenDozer maybe not to u, but that was flipping hilarious to me

[theblackflag29]

the real fail is how theres a crash test dummy driving the car

[InvalidLime]

So that's where the invisible boat mobile was parked...

[bbgun123321]

I2 things it was kat driving and it would be funny if the driver opens the door and hits him when he gets up XD

[milonopuff]

Dude, MegaMind is gonna be pissed if you dented his car : o

[theomegadetra]

How the fuck did religion get here?

[MeTaLISaWeSoMe95]

@theomegadetra THANK YOU!!! im trying to get these idiots to stop talking about it. and hey if that doesnt work i can always mark them as spam.

[DarknessIsUponU]

What did he even hit?

[dontshootma97]

@DarknessIsUponU If you look closely, its a random bump in the road.

[MrN3Lz]

Wat niko did wrong

1 talking on the phone

2 not wearing helmet

3 failed to see the invisible wall

[DJxKILLERBOY117]

OMG SHUT UP about god everyone believs something else now shut up and enjoy the fail

[Overachieve12]

The guy in the car must have been screaming: "Interception!!!!!!!"

[Gamrgrl365]

Karma's a b*tch

[Hitlerwearsasnuggie]

Right when the fail happened the ad popped up so I clicked the X and missed it ):<

[SyrJirk]

*Waits for bad kat joke*

[TehGamersGarage]

@SyrJirk ...

...

...

I didn't know Kat was actually Niko in disguise...

...

Kill me now.

[SyrJirk]

@TehGamersGarage No. Now you must live knowing you created such a horrible joke.

For shame.

[TehGamersGarage]

@SyrJirk You know, you're right. Please, sir. Put a whole bunch of shotty shells in my face. The pain of living with this joke is just to great to bear. *sobs*

[igrenade]

nothing special, just another day on gta4.

[CobaltRaptor]

In the words of jack sparrow " did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again

[maidenreligion12]

I'm a random pothole in a not-so-busy street. And you've been sent on a mission to kill a guy. And as you're driving away on your fancy motorcycle and talking to yourself, you fail to notice me... 0:12... And if you had one of those other guys, your insurance might not pay for this. So get Allstate, and be better protected from mayhem. Like me.

[usuckmoron]

Who the hell is kat? from that kid show?

[blondefatty]

God, Liberty City is now literally turning into downtown Dallas.

[bkruschwitz]

Somehow, Kat is responsible.

[12mysteryguitarfan]

just a scratch..... but niko might have brain damage

[MartiansfromUranus]

It's karma for not killing that bitch.

[crysisgamer81]

you're right, this is very soft compared to the ordinary gta4 gameplay

[Machintoshhater]

Is this the Venezuelan streets mod or something?

[dude2dawg]

Your face GODDAMMIT!!

[TheXYZeke]

Speed bump!

[gurshank]

I killed that bitch aswel

[TechyMark]

just imagine the dude's face when this happened

[420brandyn]

"Men dont have to worry about dead girls blood on his hands ontop of everything else"

yeah, imagine how the car felt with your blood on its hood

[XIXmarioLXXXIX]

Holy mother of God... Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy have surfaced!

[dontshootma97]

@XIXmarioLXXXIX Im not saying God exists, but if he did, why and how would he have a mother???

[Overachieve12]

@dontshootma97 You truly don't understand the holy trinity, do you? The father (God up there), the son (Jesus), and the holy spirit (God with us). <-- all the same enitity.

[dontshootma97]

@Overachieve12 No I don't understand because its all bull shit lies. The bible was writtin by humans and its fiction. In other words, its fake. You do realise religion is about power and money right?

[DJxKILLERBOY117]

@dontshootma97 alright im just explaining jesus is god a piece of him turned into a son is how i can best put it and his mother the virgin marry so there god has a mom

[dontshootma97]

@DJxKILLERBOY117 That makes no fucking sense. He had him self be born into a mortal just to be with himself?

[DJxKILLERBOY117]

@dontshootma97 im not going to do this i dont like to do this he did it to forgive our sins all sins of everyone at that time he died then he went saved some guys from hell left and went to heaven jesus is gods mortal form

[dontshootma97]

@DJxKILLERBOY117 Heaven and Hell don't exist. Like I said before, the Bible is fiction. Also Im not a troll, Im just trying to explain to you my beliefs and why I have them which is what you're doing as well.

[DJxKILLERBOY117]

@dontshootma97 shut up i dont care im not i was trying to explain to your question on how god has a mother and he is real heaven and hell are real what do you think created the universe the big bang ya could be but what created the big bang what created the gases that exploded how did they just show up science may be right about a lot but how did it all start something had to created it now what if we are right you go to hell for not believing as god has said but if we are wrong then we are dead

[dontshootma97]

@DJxKILLERBOY117 if there were a God, I think it very unlikely that He would have such an uneasy vanity as to be offended by those who doubt His existence

[DJxKILLERBOY117]

@dontshootma97 well if you actually read the bib;e or went to church once you would realize it says that he will not accept those who do not ecept him they go straight to hell not those exact words but still if we are wrong we are dead oh well then no harm done if you are wrong and you dont accept god well you get trmented for eternity down in hell

[dontshootma97]

@DJxKILLERBOY117 With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

[DJxKILLERBOY117]

@dontshootma97 no good people do bad things because no one is perfect there are slip ups that is why we ask for forgivness now im done wih you because you are ignorant and dont know when to stop if you want more take it up with the pope or god whoever you can talk to first

[MeTaLISaWeSoMe95]

@dude just dont respond to him! its useless he is a troll dont give him more attention!

[DJxKILLERBOY117]

@MeTaLISaWeSoMe95 im pretty sure he is trying to make me renounce my faith too but you know if we are wrong we are dead oh well no harm done right but if hes wrong well he goes to hell and he is screwed

[MeTaLISaWeSoMe95]

@DJxKILLERBOY117 dear lord dude come on! just stop please. im christian and I dont care let him troll! quit taking offence and no if you think thats what will happen to him fine, but most of us blieve in live and let live so just drop the whole conversation!

[dontshootma97]

@DJxKILLERBOY117 I know Im right. You go 6 feet under the ground in a coffin when you die. Which is it, is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's?

[DJxKILLERBOY117]

@dontshootma97 shut up you trolling fag i hope to GOD that 2012 comes and you are amongst the dead and go to hell to realize you were wrong and maybe you should have lisened to other people then just yourself now as i may quote you i know i am right and now my favorite thing to say to ppl like you bye dumbass

[dontshootma97]

@DJxKILLERBOY117 Religion does three things quite effectively: Divides people, Controls people, Deludes people.

[obamatron100]

@dontshootma97 Corrupts people.

[dontshootma97]

@obamatron100 Don't you think this world would be beter off without religion related violence?

[MAR10WORLD]

@DJxKILLERBOY117 damn right!

[bryanh55]

@DJxKILLERBOY117 i duno where your from but on earth its been 2012 for 12 days 13 in some places

[DJxKILLERBOY117]

@bryanh55 the 2012 im talking about is dec 21 that everyone knows about and you should have realized that is what i was talking anout from what i said so think before you comment and if you dont know what dec 21 is its the end of the world theory the biggest and most widely accepted

[HaloSonicChief]

@DJxKILLERBOY117 Both of you, Shut up and Watch the video!

[DJxKILLERBOY117]

@HaloSonicChief you shut up ive been trying to get him to shut up i didn even want to argue about religion i was answering a question and he started trolling and i already watched the video that is 33 seconds long so no

[dontshootma97]

@DJxKILLERBOY117 A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death

[DJxKILLERBOY117]

@dontshootma97 just keep typing im not replying or reading any more so you are preaching to yourself

[MeTaLISaWeSoMe95]

@dontshootma97 Why are you making a religious argument on a game fails video? that is the single most idiotic thing Ive ever seen on youtube! and why are the others trying to continue it, guys he is an obvious troll dont go feeding him!

[DJxKILLERBOY117]

@MeTaLISaWeSoMe95 thanks all i tried to do was explain his question and then he just kept going and going so thanks for shuting him up or at least trying

[XIXmarioLXXXIX]

@dontshootma97 Don't worry, I don't believe in god either, it's just something people say. I didn't think this would start an argument, lol.

[DJxKILLERBOY117]

@XIXmarioLXXXIX alright he started crap not anyone else all i did was answer his question about god having a mom and then he started crap and im leaving it at that

[XIXmarioLXXXIX]

@DJxKILLERBOY117 No, you're not leaving it at that. You keep arguing for no reason. If all you wanted to do was answer a question then stop replying to his messages.

[DJxKILLERBOY117]

@XIXmarioLXXXIX dude stfu im not talking to you if so upset then stop looking at the comments and i will reply when i feel like it is offensive and im teaching a troll a lesson so im done with you too

[XIXmarioLXXXIX]

@DJxKILLERBOY117 You don't know what a troll is kid. The only reason I'm in here is because I got top comment mentioning gods name and he replied saying he doesn't believe he exist (which is true) and came upon your retarded argument. I'm not upset at all. But you're saying you are done with this but you kept replying. Doesn't make sense really.

[dontshootma97]

@XIXmarioLXXXIX Arguements like these only start when cocky devout ignorant christians try to back up the fact that everything in the Bible is true when obviously its fiction.

[MeTaLISaWeSoMe95]

@dontshootma97 dude please just stop if you want to talk about religion send the messages to these people in private messages. all your doing is making people mad on here.

[spoony171]

go back to old channle design plox

[Wurzelzwerg1212]

Why are people talking about a invisible car in the comments? Its the fucked up road that caused the crash...

[ACEGAMER120]

@Wurzelzwerg1212 Nope it was an invisible car.

[arzofire]

The motorcycle gets a arrow to his tire !

[sboy9700]

sooo if that car wasnt there he'd lived?

[naeswaccm]

This Video brought to you by the Federal Asphalt Recovery Triumvirate

[EKhammer323]

@naeswaccm hehe...i see what you did there

[TimmzyGuy27]

GTA Series: Driving forward, *Looks away for 1 second* 50 cars spawn in front of you.

Driver Series: Driving forward, *Looks away for 1 second* All the cars in front of you have now disappeared.

(Nothing to do with the FAIL, just a fact really.)

[bigglessy]

@TimmzyGuy27 The Driver cars must be teleporting into GTA!

[DJNTDOfficial]

@TimmzyGuy27 My biggest issue is when every car on the bridge decides to change lanes at the SAME TIME.

[usuckmoron]

@DJNTDOfficial UH I HATE THAT. PLUS IM DRIVING A NICE CAR TOO

[MedicOnDutyVids]

The invisible car syndrome strikes again.

[TheMomoxmox]

Was he rapping while he was driving?

[GamerOnly62]

Can try more SOFTER

[Silvad0r]

GTA + motorbikes = instant crash. Seriously, those things are fucking cursed. Get in a car and you can drive for miles without hitting a single thing (pedestrians not included). Get on a bike and you hit just about every god damned thing around. It's like the bikes have homing devices installed, or magnets that just draws the enviroment to them.

[soap102]

@Silvad0r that is so fucking true.

[Nastuf]

I have had that happen before.

[willywacker27496]

I walk off as curb in that game and die but he crashes while speeding, hits a car coming in his direction and somehow manages to get up after

[pali4life48]

his butt took all of the force XD

[TheSurefireGamer]

Rocket Raccoon Strikes Again!

[JuicedChameleon]

He doesn't need to worry about having that woman's blood. What he needs to worry about is having his blood on that car.