i was about to shoot you in the face but you know what happened...My friend came and he told me he had marshmellows and i was just like mmmmm marshmellows.
Honestly, all you haters that waste ur time posting comments bad mouthing machinima need to find something better to do with ur lives. They make videos for our entertainment and i bet all you faggots that got some stupid shit to say couldn't create anything but what comes out of ur asses, so why dont you all stop watching these videos that you claim to hate so much and go get laid, wait, i doubt you faggots could even do that
Half of these are recorded by the creators notice the voice is a totally better quality.
All it is, is stupid people sending in retarded voice clips that are always usually about their "secret, homo-erotic love" for the machinima group and extremely overdone toilet humor.
The voice quality has NOTHING to do with who recorded them. The voice quality changes depending on the microphone you use and the settings you have turned on. I bet half these people use the XBL headset, which does not support noise canceling whereas on a computer, you can enable noise canceling.
if u had the coolest vids people would look at them and you wouldn't need to spam this. don't use others videos to advertise. Thats NOT how an artist gets views.
At 1:34, you can see that the marshmallow is attempting to be " The cow who jumped over the moon." Poor thing can't see that that's a bridge, not a butt.
Body: DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS
let's see....marshmallows...headshots...guys stretching their muscles at te end of a film....yup, all accounted for. This video is officially funny guys approved! ^_^
if you guys think it sucks why don't you submit your own shit to them if you think you are comedic geniuses. The people make the voicemail, not machinima itself
know why this suck, probably cuz no one sends voicemails anymore, or machinima got a hell lot stricter then they first were. So... either.... SCREW YOU VOICE MAILERS, or SCREW YOU VOICE MAIL SELECTER PERSON =(
This series was made popular because the VMs were FUNNY-and it used HALO 3 99.9% of the time, ytf are there diff games being used?!?!?! WHY VMT, WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????
machinima should get a "your voice must be at least this deep to be in these videos" requirement. that way i dont have to be annoyed in between the actual funny ones like marshmallows.
mmmmmmmmmmm marshmallows
Darkangelmaggot4life 2 years ago
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palpatine430 2 years ago
LOL wtf was master chief doing at the end?
Resgmix 2 years ago
MUST EAT CARD BOURD!!!!!!!!!!!
sparten375 2 years ago
marshmellows =D
greenday1121 2 years ago
i have a sudden craving for cardboard...
raidonzaper 2 years ago
1:35 FLYING MARSHMALLLLLLLOWS!
iTzTurnerIdiotz 2 years ago
i dont wanna kill a zombie in a sailor hat they r to rare (read the warnings on these vids they r sooo funny)
ISUB4SUBandFRIEND 2 years ago
mmmm marshmallows
then he gets killed by a warthog lmao
ribwwe 2 years ago
LOL I actually thought that was a girl at 0:58
killer429 2 years ago
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HALO SUX
VirtualDynamite 2 years ago
marshmallows ftw
Kiwicrasherz 2 years ago
mmm... CARDBOARD
BeliveingImpossible 2 years ago
XD "you gotta protect your woman...from velociraptors!!!" XD omfg rofl
CloudOne1 2 years ago
Im allergic to marshmallows
darkcybermonkey2 2 years ago
"And i was like mm marshmallows"
Probobly the funniest voicemail they have ever got.
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tjawes0me3 2 years ago
lol at 0:58
MasterIke5 2 years ago
OMG I NEED CARDBOARD NOW
RyanLee2014 2 years ago
what game are those velociraptors from? haha
tLdefinition 2 years ago
...They butchered my recording. D:
WindmillNazi 2 years ago
which one?
OMGitsDSypl 2 years ago
The last one. I expected they do something other than...that.
WindmillNazi 2 years ago
you sound asain.
thmsvrgs 2 years ago
Mmmmm, MARSHMELLOWS!
DemonLunchBox 2 years ago
GOTTA PROTEC YAW WOMAN
TheOriginalFrancis 2 years ago
lol
Catty872 2 years ago
1:19 i cant stop laughing
irishb19 2 years ago
the marshmellowz was the best voice mail EVer!
dorcha2442 2 years ago
i was about to shoot you in the face but you know what happened...My friend came and he told me he had marshmellows and i was just like mmmmm marshmellows.
maga4eva 2 years ago
totally need marsh mellows now
shadowxyz12 2 years ago
you gotta protect yo woman!
.....from a (sumthing)raptor!!
OMGitsDSypl 2 years ago
velociraptor lol
PPPrulez 2 years ago
BEWARE THE FLYING MARSHMELLOWS
saltystuff 2 years ago 3
this is now not funny
zackzack9 2 years ago
Honestly, all you haters that waste ur time posting comments bad mouthing machinima need to find something better to do with ur lives. They make videos for our entertainment and i bet all you faggots that got some stupid shit to say couldn't create anything but what comes out of ur asses, so why dont you all stop watching these videos that you claim to hate so much and go get laid, wait, i doubt you faggots could even do that
bartunshwaple 2 years ago
i completely agree but the whole fag and virgin jokes are getting REALLY overused
dor1t0m4n 2 years ago
Lmfao, mmmm marshmellows
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iStation3 2 years ago
THIS IS AWFUL
Half of these are recorded by the creators notice the voice is a totally better quality.
All it is, is stupid people sending in retarded voice clips that are always usually about their "secret, homo-erotic love" for the machinima group and extremely overdone toilet humor.
This crap was funny when you were like 13.
OrdinaryRadical117 2 years ago
So are you now 14?
imnotdillon 2 years ago
The voice quality has NOTHING to do with who recorded them. The voice quality changes depending on the microphone you use and the settings you have turned on. I bet half these people use the XBL headset, which does not support noise canceling whereas on a computer, you can enable noise canceling.
ClassOf200718 2 years ago
i like the random scene when the marshmallow goes across the screen in this ia a waste of your time scene
kamakasiekilla 2 years ago
only the marshmellow was funny
islandcowfish 2 years ago
Can somebody say FAIL?
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WilliamsShamir 2 years ago
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gonzillla0 2 years ago
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WilliamsShamir 2 years ago
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WilliamsShamir 2 years ago
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Dark94Flame 2 years ago
y do ppl say marshmellows instead of marshmallows?
101arg101 2 years ago
MMMM marshmellows
Domined3 2 years ago
Take That Other Shit off Only Do Halo 3 This Makes Me Wanna Un-Subscribe
ZackP9 2 years ago
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Pottzy2006 2 years ago
Mmmmmm......marshmellows
BoxyBrown1000 2 years ago
i wants some carboard now mmmmmmmmmmm............
AwsomenessChicken 2 years ago
Well, some improvement at least.
Lol.
KingLink5972 2 years ago
i want marshmellows...
2DCrush 2 years ago
lol hotforword song at the end.
Fancylock 2 years ago
i was about to shoot you in the face, but then a frnd came and sad he had marshmallows and i was like "mmmmm, marshmallows"
tjawes0me3 2 years ago
first
HLGWarPigAce 2 years ago
I thought it was quite funny..
GOTTA PROTECT YAW WOMEN!
TheOriginalFrancis 2 years ago 2
this shit is fucking retarded now!
tyrant1123 2 years ago
now? it always was
GrillinMahToast 2 years ago
At 1:34, you can see that the marshmallow is attempting to be " The cow who jumped over the moon." Poor thing can't see that that's a bridge, not a butt.
0Linkpwned0 2 years ago
& i was just like mmmm marshmellows!!! splatsarshaskcdfm uughgh
n1r0driver 2 years ago
borader
realax
LMAO!
triplexxxsatyr 2 years ago
what the fuck.......how can you guys seriously like this bull crap
Demonicanimations 2 years ago
what the fuck.......how can you really look up a video that you dont like? obviously means that you must like some things in it
OmeRedRum 2 years ago
becouse half of us dont have a life XD (including me)
1560tyon 2 years ago
i compl;etely agree
nickwantsmorepancake 2 years ago
lol the marshmallow one was funny
felixblogger 2 years ago
I would fave this vid if the only voice mail was the one from 0:56 to 1:14
killer479 2 years ago
haha, this one was good
would have been better if the little kids wastn't in there
ninja787 2 years ago
racist
omano117 2 years ago
hmmmmmmmm marshmellows
thenattman12 2 years ago
u got to protect your woman from veliciraptors lolololol that was great
paintball2112 2 years ago
mmm marshmellos
skaterose 2 years ago
mmm cardboard.
Yukitosenpai 2 years ago
mmmmmmmmm marshmellows
evan3898 2 years ago
best episode in a while..good stuff
4/5
HatDoktr779 2 years ago
Bahahaha mm Marshamallows
xpwillow 2 years ago
i and i just like mm marshmellows
Frogfoot69 2 years ago
gotta protect you women. from velosoraptors rapters!!!! lmao
MonstersOfChaos 2 years ago
mmm card-bord lol
hunteranthony 2 years ago
marshmellows haha
JoeyLGHalo3Sticky 2 years ago
0:56 hahaha :D
MMMH marshmallows
C18Gold 2 years ago
This is amazing!! : )
DigitalD3mise 2 years ago
oh god i just had explosive diareah!!! OH GOD IT BURNS!!!!
torpedotoad 2 years ago
wow stuff that isnt halo ruined this series...
fmisback 2 years ago
Yeah pretty much
ccrraazzyyjjeeffffyy 2 years ago
no, YOU ruined the series.
Erm... yeah.
moleynator 2 years ago
ummm....wat?
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bloodman639 2 years ago
hahaha
zebros22 2 years ago
short but AWESOME!
beastyoutubr 2 years ago
that's what she said!
mightytank70 2 years ago
get a life
beastyoutubr 2 years ago
mmm marshmallows!
caboose1234543 2 years ago
let's see....marshmallows...headshots...guys stretching their muscles at te end of a film....yup, all accounted for. This video is officially funny guys approved! ^_^
nuparu543 2 years ago
Oh thank god they changed the intro. Those lasers were very annoying.
KrypticAsylum 2 years ago
hmmm... i do have a craving for cardboard now
SkittlelyDoo 2 years ago
Why can't it be halo 3 voicemail anymore? :(
wasup2u4 2 years ago
mmmmmmmmmm flying marshmallows
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GameingNews 2 years ago
Are these getting worse? People should only send funny stuff, and random things that are hilarious. No more crap please.
Luoke7 2 years ago
THE VID IS BLOCKED AHH
HLGNaDe 2 years ago
if you guys think it sucks why don't you submit your own shit to them if you think you are comedic geniuses. The people make the voicemail, not machinima itself
DarkAssassin321 2 years ago
Hey I'm selling my asshole for Microsoft points. contact my asshole if interested
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moley219 2 years ago
lol 1:10 is best :DD!
And i was like mmmmmmm marshmellows ^^
Kelon123 2 years ago
0:56
This is how funny they all should be!
AlphaOmegaFin 2 years ago
1:34
SonicDXNero 2 years ago
Holy shit, I immediately had to go diaheria after it said it'll give it to you.
Ray58589 2 years ago
Lol
SonicDXNero 2 years ago
I don't know what happened by VMT really sucks now
beng993 2 years ago
All the little kids who star in these episodes are just ANNOYING! Little noobs they are!
Darthvezon681 2 years ago 2
Voicemail theatre realy sucks now...
Barl15 2 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOL XD XD XD XD XXxddDd......Why do I have the wierd craving for Cardboard and Marshmallows?
amlegobee 2 years ago 2
any one got cardboard im so hungry
chmmn410 2 years ago
LOL! marshmallows.
FDGRAVEDIGGER 2 years ago
OHHHH...why did i have to watch that???? im sooo badly craving some cardboard now :(
thepowditchinator 2 years ago
Marshmallows was the best one xD
MasterDude0 2 years ago
lololollll!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!111
danhatechav 2 years ago
muffins
kylian272 2 years ago
mmmmmmmmm marchmellowz :D
h4xorzzz 2 years ago
Marshmallows!!!
Jussii117 2 years ago
i miss the old ones =/ they were actually funny!..
JackNinJuh 2 years ago 3
and I was like "MMMM MARSCHCHCSHCSHMALLOWS"
xrick5 2 years ago
voicemail why have you stoped trying to rape machinima? have you sucedeced?
pibernik 2 years ago
umm marshmellows
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notbrightenough 2 years ago
lol marshmellowz X[)
crazzva 2 years ago 3
Not really funny.
MadeinHell2 2 years ago
Haha always funny.
sangolt88 2 years ago
whats the game at 1:20?
flyliketails 2 years ago
Gmod with css map
Angerfist1211 2 years ago
Half life 2
BlackStitch93 2 years ago
Half Life 2
soup460 2 years ago
the only funny one was the marshmallow one
DMGStudios 2 years ago
4 ½ stars? more like 0 stars ._. this sucked
cpnamn 2 years ago
1:12 was kinda funny.
360TheaterOfPWN 2 years ago
WTF Is up with everyone saying " Hey machinima"
littlegoopyschannel 2 years ago
hey littlegoopyschannel
server4utube 2 years ago
Wow this was just like watching an old epiosde, the best in a while
MrSpiers 2 years ago
they can do better
zachdk 2 years ago
Protect yo woman...... from velociraptors!
lukass5551 2 years ago 2
yea these arent funny anymore
hockeybruin21 2 years ago
omg what is up with xbox mics????everyone has lil muffle noise in their mic and when they record and put it on youtube it sounds horrible!
ninja633 2 years ago
they put the mic too close to their mouths.
larssonk22 2 years ago
It is funny. Do more.
BaganJermal 2 years ago
Yeah its starting to get a weee bit better....but i sorta hate the whole Half Life 2 vids they should just stick to halo imo.....
28trigrams 2 years ago
firetrruck
Steelbuckeye521 2 years ago
sigh . . . .they're not harsh . . . they're just being honest
i have to agree with 'em
it is boring and worse
parenikuya 2 years ago
mmm...marshmallows
kevynspeed 2 years ago 2
Machinima......................Sux dick!
HighShippu 2 years ago
Wow
there are actually starting to get good again. that was kinda funny
Agenthawke 2 years ago 2
U guys are way to harsh... it wasn't bad at all. It wasn't funny as hell, yes. But it was ok.
It doesn't, by any means, suck.
Sinetra2 2 years ago 2
wow dude this only gets worse and worse
sonicsheshomaru 2 years ago
Gets worse and worse.
SwiftOmega 2 years ago
know why this suck, probably cuz no one sends voicemails anymore, or machinima got a hell lot stricter then they first were. So... either.... SCREW YOU VOICE MAILERS, or SCREW YOU VOICE MAIL SELECTER PERSON =(
HeavenlyMike 2 years ago
Ever since they stopped doing just halo these things have gotten fucking shit, retarded.
ItzD3fW1sH 2 years ago
sucked
Hitbyabox 2 years ago
these have gotten worse and worse.
jazzrocker13 2 years ago
i clicked on this hoping it would be better than the past few ones... i guess i was wrong
KrankItVZ 2 years ago 2
This series was made popular because the VMs were FUNNY-and it used HALO 3 99.9% of the time, ytf are there diff games being used?!?!?! WHY VMT, WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????
RoboctipusFilms 2 years ago
Because Halo 3 isn't the only game ever made
weses2 2 years ago 2
because other games are better
greatestXhits 2 years ago
lol i like some of these but the last one sucked :(
Hobbittio 2 years ago
hot4words theme tune realy?????
huggabugga97 2 years ago
im view1993 and this wasnt awesome
flint09 2 years ago
1:20 - 1:25 LOL "ohhhhhohohohhhh!!!" LOL
marshmellows part was funny, too!
1moe7 2 years ago
0:56 :D
foolishmaggot 2 years ago
I loved that part.
Maati9 2 years ago
ughhh they ruined the series it sucks now.
imadelovetobmx 2 years ago
yeah that's true it isnt as good as it used to be since kids have been using it now
barkyindustries 2 years ago
All these voice mails are really STUPID. They're made by 14 year old boys who don't know what to do besides abuse puberty and make voice mails.
This is true
season 1 4eva!
ShadowCatNZ 2 years ago 2
yeah... season 1 was kinda better...
Darkshard1 2 years ago
ahh wasnt only one of em like that this time around?
UnluckyMonk 2 years ago
marshmallo=greatness
rest of the episode=kinda lame
protect your woman=F@#KING STUPID!
lawl
Sch1zophr13nd 2 years ago
marshmellows ftw
baldchicken11 2 years ago
0:49
Oh wow, a girl at my school has actually said that before!! xD
AV524 2 years ago
machinima should get a "your voice must be at least this deep to be in these videos" requirement. that way i dont have to be annoyed in between the actual funny ones like marshmallows.
a7xMCRused 2 years ago