Wow, it's a jobber four-way! And guess who ends up on the losing end? All four of these guys have lost many matches to other wrestlers, but only Bob Emory has lost every match he's ever fought! So it's no surprise that he is teamed up with fellow muscle-jobber Curtis (who he also loses to in a one-on-one jobber matchup). And it's handsome studly Bob who blows the match to his less-buff opponents. His hot body, movie-star looks and tight satin bikinis only seem to help him lose his matches.
THE LIGHTNING EXPRESS!!! Man I loved watching them as a team. Fuckd up how the only push they got was from Watts in his UWF. They made people look good. Anybody know what the title of their old intro music was?
Hey, NYC, I know people enjoy pro wrestling for a lot of reasons, but you just gotta get used to the idea that at least some of us look at these 4 muscled studs in skimpy bulging trunks, and we have a very strong response that is erotic, and perhaps the best way to avoid seeing such comments is to concentrate on videos with ugly, fat, latex-wearing wrestlers. We promise not to add comments to those vids, lol. Hey, sincerely, we wish you peace.
Hey, everstijn75, glad to stay in touch with you. Yeah, it's one of the great mysteries of life, that straight dudes could not conceive that there are other citizens of this planet who get aroused by a couple of hot musclestuds in tight, bulging trunks/speedos as they go pecs-on-pecs, body-to-body in the wrestling ring. Hey, it's not everybody who gets turned on by this, but it ain't nobody, neither....
@cadwrestl ... You are correct in what you say. I think however, NYC would not have said a word if it would have been a female or two posting comments about how sexy the guys are.
Hey, Hellcat, it's even more interesting than that: You and I both know guys that are gay but who are not really turned on by muscular pro wrestlers. I can understand that: for years I've "tried" to get turned on by boxers in their trunks and gloves, etc., but honestly, it just doesn't get me hard. I guess we're all wired a certain way, maybe from early turn-on experiences (I will never forget humping my pillow at a very early age while watching pro wrestling) and that sets us up for life..
@cadwrestl....So true cadwrestl. I do agree with everything you say. I also remember watching pro-wrestling and getting aroused by the big muscular men like Mr. Wonderful, Rick Rude, Kevin and Kerry, Lugar, Warrior, and Brad Armstrong. Hasn't changed since.
Jeez, Hellcat, every damn one of the studs you mentioned was also a turnon to me in my younger days. I was turned on by good-looking guys in speedos who were lifeguards at the beach, and I remember the first time I saw Kevin von Erich climb into the wrestling ring, barefoot, and in bulging royal-blue speedos, I threw myself down on my pillow and humped that pillow as if it was Kevin's beautiful body. I don't think I made it halfway through that match before I shot my load.
Great Action with a Ring Full of Muscle,all enhanced by Excellent camera skills/ close up's, including the pin-fall & replay..Well Worth viewing desipte short duration,but any chance of the match from entrance to exit my friend!.
richimusprime, all I can say is I agree with you 100%. The Lightning Xpress could have been and should have been one of the all time greats. I hear they didn't get pushed as much because they weren't great promo guys but as far as in ring ability they were superb. Brad Armstrong, when he was on his game, was as good as ANYONE in pro wrestling. Period.
Couldnt agree w/ you more on all counts. These two could go and sell w/ the bext of them. I was in DC for a Great American Bash and saw Tim mHorner beat Rick Steiner. Steiner was in the Varsity Club at the time. I think they rewarded them to an extent w/ big wins on house show cards and big TV wins that werent part of story lines. I guess because they were great, but were percieved as not "over" enough to carry the Tag or singles divisions.
Was there ever a purely Bob Emory/Brad Armstrong match? That I'd like to see.
rbirkin 6 months ago
god i feel sorry for bob but my pleasure in seeing him owned is stronger so i will never ever enjoy anything more than his wrestling torture lol
sheffieldsurfer 1 year ago
@sheffieldsurfer You said it right!
jabuzcool 1 year ago
Wow, it's a jobber four-way! And guess who ends up on the losing end? All four of these guys have lost many matches to other wrestlers, but only Bob Emory has lost every match he's ever fought! So it's no surprise that he is teamed up with fellow muscle-jobber Curtis (who he also loses to in a one-on-one jobber matchup). And it's handsome studly Bob who blows the match to his less-buff opponents. His hot body, movie-star looks and tight satin bikinis only seem to help him lose his matches.
RogerEmory 1 year ago
@RogerEmory To be fair, it isn't that Curtis was doing a good job himself. It would have been him or Bob... guess Bob is just more fun to see pinned.
jabuzcool 1 year ago
THE LIGHTNING EXPRESS!!! Man I loved watching them as a team. Fuckd up how the only push they got was from Watts in his UWF. They made people look good. Anybody know what the title of their old intro music was?
RocnessMonstar 2 years ago
curtis is hot, sexy ass
bmaxo 2 years ago 4
Cut out the faggy comments. Wrong video for that
NYCman530 2 years ago
Hey, NYC, I know people enjoy pro wrestling for a lot of reasons, but you just gotta get used to the idea that at least some of us look at these 4 muscled studs in skimpy bulging trunks, and we have a very strong response that is erotic, and perhaps the best way to avoid seeing such comments is to concentrate on videos with ugly, fat, latex-wearing wrestlers. We promise not to add comments to those vids, lol. Hey, sincerely, we wish you peace.
cadwrestl 2 years ago 7
Cadwrestl, You're reply is hilarious, brilliant and true. Love it!
everstijn75 2 years ago
Hey, everstijn75, glad to stay in touch with you. Yeah, it's one of the great mysteries of life, that straight dudes could not conceive that there are other citizens of this planet who get aroused by a couple of hot musclestuds in tight, bulging trunks/speedos as they go pecs-on-pecs, body-to-body in the wrestling ring. Hey, it's not everybody who gets turned on by this, but it ain't nobody, neither....
cadwrestl 2 years ago
@cadwrestl ... You are correct in what you say. I think however, NYC would not have said a word if it would have been a female or two posting comments about how sexy the guys are.
hellcatedy73 2 years ago
Hey, Hellcat, it's even more interesting than that: You and I both know guys that are gay but who are not really turned on by muscular pro wrestlers. I can understand that: for years I've "tried" to get turned on by boxers in their trunks and gloves, etc., but honestly, it just doesn't get me hard. I guess we're all wired a certain way, maybe from early turn-on experiences (I will never forget humping my pillow at a very early age while watching pro wrestling) and that sets us up for life..
cadwrestl 2 years ago
@cadwrestl....So true cadwrestl. I do agree with everything you say. I also remember watching pro-wrestling and getting aroused by the big muscular men like Mr. Wonderful, Rick Rude, Kevin and Kerry, Lugar, Warrior, and Brad Armstrong. Hasn't changed since.
hellcatedy73 2 years ago
Jeez, Hellcat, every damn one of the studs you mentioned was also a turnon to me in my younger days. I was turned on by good-looking guys in speedos who were lifeguards at the beach, and I remember the first time I saw Kevin von Erich climb into the wrestling ring, barefoot, and in bulging royal-blue speedos, I threw myself down on my pillow and humped that pillow as if it was Kevin's beautiful body. I don't think I made it halfway through that match before I shot my load.
cadwrestl 2 years ago 3
Great Action with a Ring Full of Muscle,all enhanced by Excellent camera skills/ close up's, including the pin-fall & replay..Well Worth viewing desipte short duration,but any chance of the match from entrance to exit my friend!.
muscleslam 2 years ago
the armstrongs never got anywhere but were always on tv.larry zybzko even started calling there losing streak "the curse of the armstrongs" on tv.
this team was good like the young stallions in wwf but never did much.shame.
SNAKEEYESSAM 2 years ago
richimusprime, all I can say is I agree with you 100%. The Lightning Xpress could have been and should have been one of the all time greats. I hear they didn't get pushed as much because they weren't great promo guys but as far as in ring ability they were superb. Brad Armstrong, when he was on his game, was as good as ANYONE in pro wrestling. Period.
misterlb16 2 years ago
Couldnt agree w/ you more on all counts. These two could go and sell w/ the bext of them. I was in DC for a Great American Bash and saw Tim mHorner beat Rick Steiner. Steiner was in the Varsity Club at the time. I think they rewarded them to an extent w/ big wins on house show cards and big TV wins that werent part of story lines. I guess because they were great, but were percieved as not "over" enough to carry the Tag or singles divisions.
sonny4425 2 years ago
Horner & Armstrong are probably the most underrated tag team of all time...
richimusprime 2 years ago