Peanut With Jalapeño - Part 2

[buttercup4119]

oh check it out! looklooklooklooklooklook!!! :)

Jose Jalapeno...on a stieak! :) rofl!

[TigerLily4427]

Hey, stop sign, thank you, turn around, doing doing, horseshoe, turtle UH-DINGA DINGA DING!

[GluttonyXX]

the sad part is this is all complete true. lol

[VTPPGLVR]

This has 2 of my fave jokes. The deaf people seeing the ventriloquist, and the "I don't speak Spanish" Twilight Zone moment. (^.^)

[jonas6291]

"the elefant desapered....

it just fucking desapered"

[jbeazt2]

Did yo have a good day

yes

no

shutup

[PantherMistress88]

"We're going to Hell arent we? Oh here we are!!"

XD This is hilarious....ON A STEEK!!!

[zabrinacomedy]

is there the 3rd 1?

[19jacinta88]

On a steeeeek!

[streetdancer513315]

u need to work on it a bit

why

cuz from here it sounds lyk it came out of my ass

lol

[mochick96]

i love peanut!!!♥♥♥

[peggy1847]

FUNNY

did anything else happen today?

no

si

damn

[Laynisample]

"I thought I told you to take him to the spa"

"I did!"

"He put me in a vegetable steemer"

"Their the same THING! They get hot get steamy and go DING"

ROFLMAO! this is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time!

[MCRAFISP9]

did anything else happen today?

no

si

damn

[stiffonbooner]

at 0.55 is that kate?

[hyit2]

Did you guys have a good day? yes we did no we did not yes we did no we did not Yes we had a great friggin DAY!

[moonlite987]

" we're going to hell aren't we?!"..."whoop! here we are!!" lol

[MarineCore1233]

That was funny as shit

[hanshotfirst1138]

"Apologize."

"OK. I'm sorry."

"It's OK. I hope you die."

ROTFLMAO!

[SasoriAkutski]

On a steek

[ssn123456789]

wow! dude i thouth you would have droppe'd him!

that would have been funny hell!

haah thats funny shit!

[artgi00]

what hrell is wrorg with hralloween! hahahahahahahahah

[leathal666]

YES we had a great FRIGGIN DAY!!

whaaaat!

Spa, vegatable steamer, the same thing :L i love it :D

[lilbratta96]

lol i love it

[rkparsi]

ROFL... dis iz fcukin hilarious..

[LyssaRiane]

love the David Copperfield bit!

haha

hey! stop sign, thank you, turn around, doing doing, horseshoe, turtle, adiggadiggadigga...

[koujixvyxen]

you should see the blooper for that. ITS FUCKIN HILARIOUS

[LyssaRiane]

i DID!

lmfao!

i freakin DIED, dude!

i still do the whole "Peanut Fu" act!

i did it today actually!

and i got it on my phone!

^.^

[sinfulis666]

i love it when jose is singing xDDDD

[pker4ever666]

this is the funniest shit ever!!

[pker4ever666]

this is the funniest shit ever!!

[Wiiguy07]

We're going to hell aren't we? oh, here we are!

[Aegypta]

I thinks that's one of my my favorite parts of the show !

[BlackFlower54]

the elephant dissappered it just fucking dissapered

Oh look now hes jungling oh sorry

[aneedforspeed]

jose: don't drop me on the floor

then i would be jose jalapeno on the floor

peanut: do a little tap dance and we got salsa

jeff: that's terrible

peanut: not with the right kinda chips it's not

that is fuuny as hell

[xSusanXx]

*well it makes me feel left out*

Awesome(: ROFL

[Jezus18]

Jeff : What makes you hapiest in life

Jose:My BMW

Jeff: He has a BMW

Peanut:Yeah Big Mexican Woman

Jose: On a STEEK !!

Couldn't stop laughing after that one

[youlivewhatyoulearn]

i thought you was gonna drop it that would be funny as hell

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[krazklay]

thatsa hola peneo on eh sickoooooooo......

[poweredbauer24]

"he slamed my steek in the door"

[poweredbauer24]

it just fucking dissapeared

[DeepSinger]

yea, no, yes, "no we did not rrrhad a great day".. "yes we rrrhad a great freaking day!!! whaaaat?? lol lol lol..

[qz0011]

yes no shut up! lol

[savvyanne]

Ahahaha the steeeek! I love this skit.

[AyBayBayIGetMonayy]

Yeahhhh!

[Maddis6]

ON A STEEK!!!!!!!!

[RayLOLmond]

hose jalapeno...on a steek!!

[VegasPhoneMan]

great, ty 4 post

[lepfan4evr]

You were suppossed to take him to the spa. I took him to the spaaaa. He put me in the vegetable steamer!

Priceless!!

[muffinier]

what next? Are they gonna take blind folk to see david copper field? the elephant dissapered.

[flcl009ish]

Jose has thy stick...

[MagnoliaGoth]

Did anything else happen today?

No.

Si.

Damn!

[ragdoll92506]

BMW lmao!!! jeff dunham is great

[itachiandgaaraluver]

i speak Japenese !

you dont speak japenese

yeah i do, toyota!

[MsCFantasic]

Holy cow! I've been looking for this routine for years! I didn't know the comedian's name but the bit was downright funny!  Thank you for helping me find the answers to my questions!!!

[corvettechicky]

lmao ohhh hes juggling now u should see- OH SORRY lmao thats funny!!!

[krissiexteenie]

i have this entre acton dvd LUV IT

n-n krissie

[thefranchize]

the best part

Jeff: Well i dont speak spanish

[SuperNova718]

the elephant diassapered... it just fucking dissapered!

[roseyzoey]

this is so funny like 2 funny

[roseyzoey]

thi vidoe is so funny like 2 funny

[veganwaffle]

when i first heard that i dont speak spanish joke i didnt get it, i just forgot that they were dolls for a while

[KejserD]

The best part of the outtakes on the DVD is the part where peanut looses his hair, and hugs the bald guy...

funny as hell :)

[onza24]

i can speek shapaneze TOYOTA

[parisgirl97]

on a steeck

[ilovetm123]

never gets old

[reading1girl]

i agree, he is funner then dane cook. I think we can all agree with that. I swear, this never gets old. I ALWAYS can never breath. :)

[ravengir]

do u think u can post the outakes?

[Outast4]

me?

[ravengir]

no. on the dvd, there are outtakes. the one with peanut is so hilarious.

[parisgirl97]

do you remember the violation of a peanut doll?

[ravengir]

the swabbing?

[ilovetm123]

STEEK

[TWIZZLERsportsy]

this is funny...... but its allllll funnier CUZ ITS on a stick!!!

[snuffaluffagus3]

also, amazing... on a stick!

[snuffaluffagus3]

we're going to hell aren't we?

oh, here we are!

LMAO! too funny!

[jj956]

ALL OF YOU CAN BE A FUDGSTACLE!

[brilynn0531]

Peanut:Sounded like it came out of my ass

Jose:Good now i have somewhere to find ym steek.!

[rockpixie]

Jose: He slammed my steek in zee door....

Peanut: *laughing his ass off*

Jose: and now i have a sore STEEK!!

LOL THAT IS FUNNY SHIT!!

[kenyanwun]

yes we hhhhhhaaad! a great frickin day! he sounds italian there.. i took him to the spppaa

[girlyanimeboy]

Jose: "I wish to see the senoritas."

Jeff: "What?..."

Jose: "I want to see the girls."

Peanut: "What girls?..."

Jose: "Any girls!"

Jeff: "What makes you think any girls would want to see you?..."

Jose: "Jose has the stiiick....."

lol ;D

[slutmuffin1002]

It just disappeared!! It just FUCKING disappeared!! Oh, know he juggling. u should see. Oh sorry.

[Chinxy2007]

WHHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT

[orckiller91]

bmw:big mexican woman....on a steeek!

[Jakepizza24]

jeff:wat makes u think the girls wanna see u?

Jose:Jose has the steek

LOL

[orckiller91]

yea that is funny.

[Jakepizza24]

yes we hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhaaaaadddd, a great freicking day!!!

[eakj91]

Jeff: "So I understand you guys had a good day?"

Peanut: "Yes, we had a great day"

Josè: "No, we did not"

Peanut: "Yes"

Josè: "No, we did not hrave a good day"

Peanut: "Yes we hrraave !!! - a great freakin' day !"

LOL :'D

They're the greatest ;)

[eakj91]

Hahaha, "Josè has the stick" ! ;D *lol* !!!

"Thank You Josè, AAAAAAAAAAI AAAAAAAAAAAAAI AIIIIIIIII !! Oua oua oua, it's good trick señior"

[Hanzochu]

"Anything else happen"

"No"

"Si"

"Damn..."

God i love that little part.

[hondahavoc28]

BMW- big mexican woman that is funny. best part

[Keekku]

"jose has the stick.." = D hehehee.

[KevinOwen40]

Out of no where "Thats funny shit, thats funny shit right there!" LMAO!

[slutmuffin1002]

god, i have watched this a million times and it never gets old.

[Damordinn1]

how does he fit jose in the box? the steyck makes him to long to hit in teh box

[lucky2haveu3889]

mexicans are from mexico... i'm cuban. im from flordia.... ....... yes he hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaad a good day

[lucky2haveu3889]

JOSE JALAPENO ON A STIIIIIIIIIICK

[amd1974]

I have the audio cd and it just as funny as the video!

[Bwayboy23]

Ohh were going to hell

OOPPS here we are!!!

[angtar007]

hahahaha so funny!!!!!!!!! "what are we MISSING!"........"we're going to hell arent we? oh here we are!"... "are u ready...si senor!"

[TommyShawRox]

It just F**king disappeared!!!! Priceless! I just ordered this DVD online from Bestbuy! Can't wait to see this in it's entirety.

[slutmuffin1002]

"Were going to hell aren't we?" "Oh, here we are!!" XD! I love that part.

[xOrochimaruIsCoolx]

ITS THE CRACK

[creativechick13]

this iz so freakin hi larry us!hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[bigrcracerkid256]

mexican condiment!

a condoment?

i do not use them

u dont?

and niether did your mother.

OOOOO BURN!!!!!!!

[5Jname]

Did you have a good day?

Yes

No

Shut Up?

You were supposed to take him to the SPA!

I took him to the Spa.

He put me in the vegetable steamer.

[bigrcracerkid256]

Its the same thing!!!

no its not

yes it is, it gets hot, gets steamy, and goes DIIIINGGG!!!!!!!

[screwmeanpeople2]

jose the jalapeno on the floor

[screwmeanpeople2]

mexicans are from mexico, i'm cuban; i'm from florida

[lieza07]

help me ok.... i will thank you a loooooooooot.....

[lieza07]

someone pls.... help me where i can download the video dvd of jeff arguing with my self, coz i stayed in malaysia so its hard of me for buying his dvd, i like him and his puppet especialy peanut... im crazy about him pls help me here...

[5Jname]

hahahaha...I LOVE THIS VIDEO!!! It'S SOOOOOO HILARIOUS!!

[creativechick13]

Let me no when u find out.

[GALENBOO]

thhat was hilarious

[imnobird7]

That was a classic

[xacetally]

that is funny shit right there that is funny shit

[imnobird7]

wow that was really good but from here it sounds like it came out if my ass!! lol!!

[xacetally]

lol

[straytracer]

If they're gonna quote clips, they could at least get it right....

Thanks for posting this, MetallicaHHH. Nice to be able to sit down and watch the entire thing, as opposed to 2 minute segments.

[barulez]

(speaking without mouthing) GODZILLA! LOL! FUNNY AS HELL!

[imnobird7]

You got that right!!! it was funy as hell!!!

[KenStah85]

So, you're Mexican? No, senor, Mexican's are from Mexico. I am Cuban... I'm from Florida

[saadzubaidi]

this guy is funny lolll

[bridgey1995]

this is so flippen funny at my friend jessica's house i watched ur whole movie its so funny!!!!!!!!!!

[ravengir]

where do ya'll get pepper from?

[iloveinuyasha14]

they just think its funny so they repeat it

[chauz85]

what the hell is with people repeating quotes from the clip? idiots.

[darthtuna66]

i do that all the time

[tannerparriette]

PEPPER:i'll kick his ass later PEANUT :I'll turn ass into gauckamole i'll stir you with your own stick ROFL

[Breather2004]

"dont close the dooor" "why not" "cockaroaches" "you have cock roaches in there?" "a big one... On a stick"

[CptKaboose]

Peanut:Mexican condment

Pepper:I dont use one.

[iloveinuyasha14]

do a little tapdance we got salsa. thats terable. not with the right kind of chips its not.

[MidmorningCat]

"did you have a good day" "yes" "no" "shut up!" I love the way he says shut up ^_~

"It gets hot, then it gets steamy and then it goes DING!"

[piratefollower]

Mexican Condiment.... AMAZING!

[xxSmartAssNamexx]

funnyass guy

[wickeddevilsangel666]

I LMAO watching this video! it was so funny

[DEBI4YOU]

omg to fuckin funny i almost pist my pants

[saadzubaidi]

its funny as hell lollll

[DaveyroxDoodez]

lol! If you relate him to Smith Puget....you;d be DEAD from laughing SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hard....

[lepfan4evr]

I took him to the SPAAAA!!!! He put me in the vegetable steamer!! OMG, Toooo freakin funny!!!!!!!!!!

[lieza07]

i love all of this i like this somuch and i like jeff coz he has a cute face, first thing when i arrived at the ofc first thing i do open this and watch untill my boss came, i love you jeff with your puppets..

[69thirish]

on a stick!

[darkpunkrocker1806]

Do you have the one where Peanuts hair falls off???

[fmafan316]

YES!! holy crap that one was funny as hell!!!

[darkpunkrocker1806]

It is hilarious ;)

[falloutcard]

were goin to hell arent we, op here we are! lol omfg this is halarious

[cobwebchicken]

"yes we hhhhhhad a great FREAKIN DAY!" LMAO, so freakin hilarious.

[suggaplum123]

on a stick!..lol..i love him..did ya have a nice day yeh no shut up lol...cracks me up everytime ..it gets hot then it gets steamy then it goes ting lol...XxX

[flboy1982]

2:25 Peanut cracks me up with that laugh!

I have the dvd and I only watch the peanut bit.

[Outast4]

lmao that was funny just like the whole movie....lol im showing it to all my friends and they love it

[bondgirl582]

olei

[INDZ5]

YO THAT SHYT WuZ ABSOLUTLY HILARIOUZZZ its 5 AM whea i'm at and im sittin here fuckin DYING... the part with slammin the stick in the door and peanut laughin killed me... this nigg is fuckin hilariouz

[SakuraHaruchiha]

What the HHHHHHHELL IS Wrong with HHHHHHHHHHHALLOWEEN?!

[fuga19]

teh elephnat just dissapeered, it just fuc*ing disappeared

[jstack12]

"You had a good day?" "Yes" "No" "Shut Up"

[nightdaughter1]

"Anything else happen today?" "No" "Yes" "..DAMN"

[Keklawlawlawl]

lol its funny really, you tend to forget they're puppets :O

[rockerinn]

i rated the 100 time

[waluigiland]

hay look a dafe porson !!!!! with a lazy eye!!! i'll confuse him/her manlady!!!!!! lmfao haha she slamed my stick in the door she slamed my fucking stick in his door (zipper) if you know what i mean lmfao

[slipofthetongue]

o.m.g i..i..i..i can't.......breath!

[BadAccident]

master master master of puppets im pulling your strings

im on a steek

[Yushia]

"I'm Cuban. I'm from Florida." lmao. Thanks fer uploadin'!

[JirayaSennin]

Jeff D. FTW!! ^^

what a great puppetmaster ^^

[slrmclaren207]

"Hey! Stop sign thank you turn around doing doing horseshoe turtle digga digga digga digga digga."

Jeff Dunham has the best sense of humor ever.

Period.

[SuicidalxHatex]

OMG THat cracked me up SOOOO MUCH

[toxyn16]

"I turn your ass into guadacamolo! Ill stir you with your own stick!" Man do i love these vids tysm for posting.

[StratDT]

"ON A STEEK" lmfao!!

[pivperson]

The elephant disappeared. It just f***ing disappeared

[fire424]

This is SOOO Funny! Man, I wish I could see the whole thing!

[luffylover22]

i have this movie its soooooooooo funny

[Ranch12345]

i have this video,its great,i saw the whole thing.

[inufan4L]

aahahha i was watching this episode wit my dad...i was laughing so hard i was crying

[bringthechallenge]

this video is hilarious

[bringthechallenge]

first comment and this video is hilarious he is my favorite comedian