hahaha. I watched both of these vids. Very entertaining. Thank you. =] And i agree, this movie came across as a kick in the nads, and i died a little inside. =/
i thought the whole beanbag scene was pretty fucken hilarious and i got to agree with that one guy jason looks like a fucken power ranger. jason is pretty awsome but no one really knows what he is cause he aint no hero and he certaintly isnt a villian so what the fuck is he at least with freddy you know where he stands so what the fuck is suppose to be done i mean like after jason finally kills fred for the last time what is suppose to be done does jason fall into a forever sleep i dont get it
From what I understand, they were trying to think of a plot and victims for Freddy vs Jason, so what they did was Jason X. That's what it was basically; a little something to try and make them happy while they work on the horror crossover.
@GurahkWeavile Thats what they say but its all bullshit. Todd Farmer was just another out of work writter who sucked and he made a Jason script that sucked and the producer was his friend or some crap and they gave him a break. That whole crap about "people wont remember who Jason was after that long" doesn't make any sense. Freddy didn't have a movie since 1994 so where the hell was his popularity boost movie. Who the hell was forgetting them anyway? Where's the stats for that bullshit?
I agree this movie was retarted and i only like 2 parts of it. 1- when Jason frezzes the chicks face and breaks it 2- When Jason threw the guy on the big ass screw.
@sethars1 Jason X started its production back in 1999, shooting in 2000, released in theaters in summer of 2001. The first Halo game was released November 2001. I have not found any information and I highly doubt that Jason X intensionally used the Halo suit, furthermore if you look at it more it really isn't a halo suit at all. And mind you I am being very very calm on this issue right now.
@Jawooosh lol okay. i agree with you though - Jason X does seem very un-Friday the 13th like... kinda dissapointing but if it was it's own spinoff i'd think it would do great
and the halo suit thing was just a stupid joke on my part sorry :P
@sethars1 err that look nothing like halo armor in anyway and if you say it is your an idiot jason looks like he's a powerranger villan that was regected
@davidtjohnson Not in parents Basement, not complaining about a shitty movie, read the video details, you'll probably still think Im a loser, if so then what the hell are you still doing here? Your life is so much better than ours.
OMG....your so funny man. Loved how you point out the details in the movie and how it was screwed up like the arm scene. Cut the right arm off but the hand slap was the left. Keep it up man, this is good to look at.
lol yeah that door scene was stupid i was like uh...is anything going to happen no ok then O.o that was pointless i think that Jason X was the most stupid of all of them but that is just my opinion.
Great videos. You and my cousin Nate would get a long oh so well. You could talk for hours about how they fucked up basically all horror movies after about 1998. Subscribed.
@ls4ever999 Jawoosh said "Can somebody tell me what's wrong with this picture... yes, you!" The guy said "Oh, it's fucked up." Jawoosh says that he gets a cookie. :D
I love how fake this movie is. The budget for it must have sucked because this movie made power rangers look oscar worthy. Okay maybe thats to much but come on that one seen when the robots head gets slapped off made me laugh my ass off. "Androids stupid dominatrix gloves all over the place, EXCEPT FOR RIGHT NOW!!" Love it man Friken classic line.
I like when that chicks head gets dunked in the ice and frozen but I also like the sleeping bag scene not because it was great acting, I liked it because I didn't pay attention I think this movie should not be considered part of the francise because it being 2010 now, it fucks up a chance at a real Friday Part 13 or even 12 (not counting remakes) I wish this movie was NEVER made because there was a shit load of other scripts out there for part 10 proably
@jasonrules41 I agree dude. Don't you think, however, that in some cases, Freddy vs Jason counts as Friday the 13th Part 10? Looking past Jason X, which really doesn't count for anything in the F13 franchise, and also seeing that the story of Freddy vs Jason follows up the ending of both Jason Goes to Hell and Freddy's Dead (both horror icons are in Hell, dead, whatever), wouldn't it be fair to say that FvJ is the real part 10?
@evanx275h I dont even know what jasonrules41 said cause Youtube is retarded now but, I would never say FvJ is F13 part 10, if anything its Nightmare on Elm St. part 7. There is a difference in style between the two franchises and FvJ is more closely related to Freddy's world than Jason's.
@evanx275h the actual Friday the 13th Series (Parts 1-8) tells one consistant story. After that none of the movies can be counted as part of the series in my opinion.
I didn't see any difference in the android when she got hit with the machete but it did look like a hole was there. They might've already put the hole there before the shot when he 'uploaded' it. Or, like Jawoosh said, there was never a hole.
That blond hair woman stares at the eyeball like "My precious!". The android, who's beating up Jason, look like Rayne from Bloodrayne. They even stare at the door, that's like I can reused Jeopardy Think music. The explosion part would be like "Poof!" He said "Hang on!" *rumble* I should say "That's it!? That's a thrill ride!? How lame!". This is how the movie sucked, and your vid is awesome!
@Jawooosh i completely agree with your comments and critics with this movie, i freakin hate it with a passion too, again i agree on the death scene of that blonde girl who 'jason' stuffed her face into that dry ice liquid thing and then smashes her face. epic. besides that its just a waste of money because it not jason anymore, its the cyborg that looks like jason.
Release Date in 1989 up till production in 2001. Much closer to 11 years then 12. Infact it could even be 10 if you want to get really technical about it. All Im saying is from the time the guy stopped to the time the guy started again, nothing to do with when the films come out.
When i watched jason x for the 1st time i was really hoping for some cool death scenes since it's in space and all. That disappointed me i knew it was gonna be bad jason and space dont mix. But was really hoping the death scences could salvage some of it... ohwell xD
Anyone who says they loved Jason X and at the Same time calls themselves the Number 1 Fan of 80s music must have a long history of mental retardation and anything they could ever possibily have to say about anything in their entire life time is automatically discarded and meaningless,
@Jawooosh Wow, you're a jerk. You even said yourself you don't care if someone likes it or not. Hypocritical hypocrite. And why does it matter if he likes the 80's music? It's a music Genre. I could say you're the stupidest person in the world because your user name has the word "woosh" in it.
@Danzilla1996 ok heres how it goes. True fans of the franchise do not love Jason X, The Friday the 13th Franchise is packed with 80s music and 80s refferences which can be a characteristic of what makes the original F13 series so great. Therefore if anyone calls themselves the Number 1 fan of 80s music should in theory love the F13th Series and see how Jason X took away amazing aspects of the franchise which made it so great, Like: 80s Music. Hence one way or another I call this user a liar.
A++ for you 100% i argree on you this movie sucks. Every thing sucks in the movie.And you now they should have waited for FVJ to come out first because that ruind the seris.Like what did he do did he find a time travaler and when back and time and died and came back to kill Freddy.-_- JUST FUCKING WAIT GOD.Love your videos i agree 100% on most of them see ya.
man i am not a fan of jason i like more freddy i see a few movis with jason and i likeit but this movie is the most boring movie,and the part with earth 2 :)) +)) way is don say Earth 300 :))
whatever. im a huge jason fan...and unlike all of you, i GET what they're doing with the film. and every movie has slip ups and bloopers...ESPECIALLY F13 films. we could go on an d all day. in fact, we could just go to the official F13 website, where theres an entire section dedicated to the bloopers for ALL TWELVE films. you're just dogging this because hes in space. it made money didn't it? mission accomplished.
Well that just goes to prove that you really arn't a fan at all. As long as the production company makes money, Your Happy? Yeah big huge pile of bullshit right there. Plus if you were such a big fan you would have noticed this video a lot sooner than Now.
ok yea outer space? lame and earth 2? hell no they shudda left it on earth cuz theres no way an earth 2 can be made u know? keep in real and can possibly happen... put a monster in the real world cuz if u put them in a fictional world ppl will be like anything can happen so its boring they shudda stayed on earth
THIS GUY IS RIGHT i mean changeing the mask is like fucking the movie up i mean i watched it it sucks all i liked it he killing the lady where he frezzers that girls face I mean thats it Lol JASON X SUCKS ALL THE OTHER ONES RULE
Im trying to act more mature than a 25 year old and that means I have no real life? You apparently have such a great life the best thing you can do on Halloween night is come onto My video and attempt to insult me but end up with an Epic Fail? Yeah kid, I better not mess around with you, your obviously a shit load cooler than me.
Anyone else agree with me that Jawoosh's eyes look like cat's eyes in this video. In all the others the color balance and the shadows are right and well balanced. In this one the balance just makes his eyes look freaky. It's really cool.
Well, you do seem to be in a darkened area. The colors are slightly faded, grayish. And having the light coming from over your shoulder creates a shadow over your face. This could be the reason why your eyes look so...hypnotic, I guess. The only other reasons would be that you made your eyes look like this or you're wearing contacts. Nope, I think it's the shadows. It does look cool, like in the beginning when you're shouting about how bad this movie is. Don't get a swelled head, though.
Its just wierd how someone would think lighting would cause a person's eyes to look like cat eyes. Light is ontop and infront of me here, the camera itself isn't a great capture sorce of correct lighting, and the upload to youtube doesn't give you the exact lighting you produced, and thats the first time I ever heard someone use "swelled head". But alright
If you don't know what the phrase means, I'll be happy to define it for you.
Yeah, me! I was right! It was contacts! Yeah, me!
I think the thing that is that the pupils stand out against the irises of your eyes, making it look like all there is is the black pupils and the whites of your eyes. It's a cool look. Sometimes your eyes even look blue. Do you wear those contacts a lot?
....you weren't right, The whole time you were sure it was lighting, you only guessed it could be contacts and then said "Nope, I think it's the shadows". Im not one of those people who thinks its cool to walk around with Wild Eyes all day, I only do it for shows. They look blue because the colors are never completely solid and my retna shows through a bit giving it a blend of color, turns out to look blue but my eyes are green.
Cool, and I'm not one of those people who stare at the eyes of people in videos, just in case you think I sound a bit obsessed. Your eyes just seemed very different and interesting in this vid.
Lisa Ryder. One this movies very, very, very few saving graces. But I'll admit this movie was cheesy as hell and it sucked. But it sucked in a goodway...what ever the hell that means...
Part 5 was the best friday, ppl who think this is the best, should be only said if u have seen all the other Fridays only then u will understand that part 1 - 6 are the only ones who make some kinda sense, part 6 was abit off but anyways. after 6 they just wanted to make money i think because a girl with powers in a movie with a serial killer and some teenagers, i mean cmon and part 8 and 9 ++ no comment
"Old friday budget .. in modern terms".... whatever the hell that means. And I couldn't dissagree with you more, Part 5 was excellent, "The Batman & Robin of the series" again makes no sense but even that was an Ok fun film, Halloween 3 was pretty good, I absolutly love Rob Zombies Halloween and I did a 3 part blog about why, and "The Princess Brides of the series" makes even less sense, you cant just pick out movies you think are bad and say those represent the negative aspects of Film.
You like Jason X. that doesn't make you a douchbag. However going around saying it was the best Jason movie when you haven't seen the others and you have absolutly no good argument as to why it is the best Jason movies makes you a complete retarded shithead.
The fact that your nickname is "Pyro" makes you a douchbag.
Not if you consider movie watching a hobby of yours...or if you are a hardcore fan of a certain movie series and you feel disappointed when a character of that series is handled poorly.
Yo i like all ur videos that u make the part that i liked the most was the girl face expression i laughed man hard i couldn't stop i hope u keep doing more videos
what really pisses you off is that a) it didn't fit your cookie-cutter model of what a Jason movie should be and b) those death scenes weren't amazing? huh? a) break u in half, b) smash yr skull in, c) break yr neck - that's not brutal? wtf? you cry when you don't see the eye explode in 3D? use yr imagination here (not just to make another sandwich) .customary response is write yr own Jason movie produce it direct it star in it work w/ a buget make it work - pretender, you just shit on camera,
What obviously pisses you off is the fact that I can actually do something, while pathetic cock suckers like you have absolutly nothing to show for yourself yet you still think your better than everyone. You cant help but to make some type of argument because you have absolutly NOTHING better to do with your life. Go back to your shitty little website and get the fuck away from everyone else.
The first movies ownd but when u take him to space and make him to a fucking android cyborg zomibe shit it doesn't make sence I've seen better special effects from like the "blob" 1950? or maybe "the blob" 1982 or "The birds".
i think in all my heart......the UBER JASON SHOULD HAVE BEEN A CLONE OF JASON.......
(IDEA RIGHT HERE_
when jason get shot to peaces by the android and hits a cloing machine....but this clone is damaged in the cloning process and(This is were it takes of)
the room were those nano-bots are......detect his damages and rebuilt him!
and he should have half of the origenal jasons brain!
wait, whats for dinne- AAAHHH
MrStickmanSteve 1 month ago
hahaha. I watched both of these vids. Very entertaining. Thank you. =] And i agree, this movie came across as a kick in the nads, and i died a little inside. =/
spankingboat11 3 months ago
i agree with you
crash12322 3 months ago
Dude whats up with your eyes, freaky.
2291chainsaw 5 months ago
i thought the whole beanbag scene was pretty fucken hilarious and i got to agree with that one guy jason looks like a fucken power ranger. jason is pretty awsome but no one really knows what he is cause he aint no hero and he certaintly isnt a villian so what the fuck is he at least with freddy you know where he stands so what the fuck is suppose to be done i mean like after jason finally kills fred for the last time what is suppose to be done does jason fall into a forever sleep i dont get it
117mastergamer 5 months ago
From what I understand, they were trying to think of a plot and victims for Freddy vs Jason, so what they did was Jason X. That's what it was basically; a little something to try and make them happy while they work on the horror crossover.
GurahkWeavile 5 months ago
@GurahkWeavile Thats what they say but its all bullshit. Todd Farmer was just another out of work writter who sucked and he made a Jason script that sucked and the producer was his friend or some crap and they gave him a break. That whole crap about "people wont remember who Jason was after that long" doesn't make any sense. Freddy didn't have a movie since 1994 so where the hell was his popularity boost movie. Who the hell was forgetting them anyway? Where's the stats for that bullshit?
Jawooosh 5 months ago 2
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@Jawooosh Nonetheless, this movie could beat Super Mario Bros as the worst movie I ever seen!
GurahkWeavile 5 months ago
Haha, That review was great man!
psp4445 6 months ago
Well... this movie to me is a fuckn power rangers episode except Jason got em all
TheVampfan77 6 months ago
Jawoosh, ur my horror movie idol.
PersonTheLol 6 months ago
They fucked Jason movies up with Jason X ill kick the directors ass
Rokuskai 6 months ago
I agree this movie was retarted and i only like 2 parts of it. 1- when Jason frezzes the chicks face and breaks it 2- When Jason threw the guy on the big ass screw.
KrisTheRussianBear 7 months ago
@rob031699 Did I fucking say "THE REASON"? I said "A CHARACTERISTIC". Fucking Read the damn things before you start runnin your mouth.
Jawooosh 7 months ago
I heard in the DVD documentary that this movie was originally shelved by New Line. It should've stayed there.
TomMSTie1138 7 months ago
Lmfao!!! This shit is hilarious I'm so high watching this, I am dying of laughter bitches!!
barcav18 7 months ago
u need ur dam ass kicked
MMA111222 8 months ago
u ok sir? u seem so fucken dumb
MMA111222 8 months ago
EXACTLY THAT GUY GETS A COOKIE LOL!!!!!!!
pogo2242011 9 months ago
i agree jason x is the stupidest movie ever
PumkinKing26 9 months ago
2:15 why is the guy wearing a halo suit?
sethars1 9 months ago
@sethars1 Jason X started its production back in 1999, shooting in 2000, released in theaters in summer of 2001. The first Halo game was released November 2001. I have not found any information and I highly doubt that Jason X intensionally used the Halo suit, furthermore if you look at it more it really isn't a halo suit at all. And mind you I am being very very calm on this issue right now.
Jawooosh 9 months ago 3
@Jawooosh lol okay. i agree with you though - Jason X does seem very un-Friday the 13th like... kinda dissapointing but if it was it's own spinoff i'd think it would do great
and the halo suit thing was just a stupid joke on my part sorry :P
sethars1 9 months ago
@sethars1 err that look nothing like halo armor in anyway and if you say it is your an idiot jason looks like he's a powerranger villan that was regected
MantelStudios 3 months ago
omg did you die Jawooosh?
Exteel505 11 months ago
funny as hell u r right it is a sucky movie nice video omg
2000endri 11 months ago
Real Horror Fans = Guy In parent's Basement, it's a movie, it sucked, chill
davidtjohnson 11 months ago
@davidtjohnson Not in parents Basement, not complaining about a shitty movie, read the video details, you'll probably still think Im a loser, if so then what the hell are you still doing here? Your life is so much better than ours.
Jawooosh 11 months ago
OMG....your so funny man. Loved how you point out the details in the movie and how it was screwed up like the arm scene. Cut the right arm off but the hand slap was the left. Keep it up man, this is good to look at.
Latin80 1 year ago
lol, well those two death scenes are the only parts worth watching. The rest is a bunch of bullshit.
Dgamer21 1 year ago
The sword youtr thinking of is a Scimitar
DragonPrince85 1 year ago 2
true so true
headshotbiochowned 1 year ago
lol yeah that door scene was stupid i was like uh...is anything going to happen no ok then O.o that was pointless i think that Jason X was the most stupid of all of them but that is just my opinion.
HolyGrailPrincess 1 year ago
Great videos. You and my cousin Nate would get a long oh so well. You could talk for hours about how they fucked up basically all horror movies after about 1998. Subscribed.
MultiJarlaxle 1 year ago
what did that person in the background in 2:07
ComicBookFan97 1 year ago
@ComicBookFan97 Fuck off.
mark84j 1 year ago
Hahahah, I love your videos! Im definitely subscribing!
GonzoeKb24 1 year ago
i did not know jason had a mask half rainbow, half normal. 4:28
MrElitelp 1 year ago
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ThePaoloDiaz 1 year ago
lol this dude is fucking funny
ThePaoloDiaz 1 year ago
he gave the android an "upload" I believe te correct word would be upGRADE
gothucmidget 1 year ago
I agree with this guy
blackaxedragon123 1 year ago
u asshole
davisonwill 1 year ago
You're cute
iziksquirel 1 year ago
that was so funny what part where she gets crabed by jason
thezacharyman100 1 year ago
Hey Jawhooosh, what did you think was worse, Jason goes to Hell or Jason X
Beltzer0072 1 year ago
lucky charms :D
gooer8 1 year ago
fuck me your funny. but you are right
ASSLOVER56 1 year ago
I need a brownie- GO AWAY! -SLASH-
EspioWish 1 year ago
danzilla ur the retard do u not see the movie its shit and jawooosh is right and hes fuckin hilarious hahahahahahahahahahahahah
conorz678 1 year ago
this movie sucked did you see the friken cyber jason OMG this movie was bad
acomedyz 1 year ago
jawoosh what did your friend say when you sed what wrong with that picture anyone then u sed yes that guy gets a cookie
ls4ever999 1 year ago
@ls4ever999 Jawoosh said "Can somebody tell me what's wrong with this picture... yes, you!" The guy said "Oh, it's fucked up." Jawoosh says that he gets a cookie. :D
evanx275h 1 year ago
@evanx275h I said its Zipped Up ev-man
Jawooosh 1 year ago 5
@Jawooosh I have bad hearing. Oops.
evanx275h 1 year ago
@evanx275h Thankyou for responding and thanks
ls4ever999 1 year ago
fuck it sucks my nuts and dick
bakerbeht21 1 year ago
Jason takes manhattan, jason goes to hell, jason x...cinematic abominations...
effu68 1 year ago
what the fuck
bakerhuhn 1 year ago
at 6sec you can see the cuts in his head,and how does the mask stay on his face if that girl cut it off
deathofolbluze 1 year ago
@deathofolbluze "MAAGIC!" -__- rly this movie sucks in every fucking way..
spicedcrap 1 year ago
I've subscribed. I like your anger and sarcasm.
CanineFaeces 1 year ago
Dude when he's uber jason he's fucking bald again He dont have that gay grey hair.
PersonTheLol 1 year ago
YOU ARE VERY FUNNY MAN USUALLY MOVIE CRITICS ARE BORING U R COOL MAN
superrperrio 1 year ago
none fucking none in fact its like they took some shit from hue heaphner and called it epic
TheVashfan12349 1 year ago
I love how fake this movie is. The budget for it must have sucked because this movie made power rangers look oscar worthy. Okay maybe thats to much but come on that one seen when the robots head gets slapped off made me laugh my ass off. "Androids stupid dominatrix gloves all over the place, EXCEPT FOR RIGHT NOW!!" Love it man Friken classic line.
TheVampfan77 1 year ago
long door scene... THE DOOR CAN SEE INTO YOUR MIND! THE DOOR CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOUL!!!!!
lordnucklehead 1 year ago
I dislike this movie but I don't hate it
I like when that chicks head gets dunked in the ice and frozen but I also like the sleeping bag scene not because it was great acting, I liked it because I didn't pay attention I think this movie should not be considered part of the francise because it being 2010 now, it fucks up a chance at a real Friday Part 13 or even 12 (not counting remakes) I wish this movie was NEVER made because there was a shit load of other scripts out there for part 10 proably
jasonrules41 1 year ago
@jasonrules41 I agree dude. Don't you think, however, that in some cases, Freddy vs Jason counts as Friday the 13th Part 10? Looking past Jason X, which really doesn't count for anything in the F13 franchise, and also seeing that the story of Freddy vs Jason follows up the ending of both Jason Goes to Hell and Freddy's Dead (both horror icons are in Hell, dead, whatever), wouldn't it be fair to say that FvJ is the real part 10?
evanx275h 1 year ago
@evanx275h I dont even know what jasonrules41 said cause Youtube is retarded now but, I would never say FvJ is F13 part 10, if anything its Nightmare on Elm St. part 7. There is a difference in style between the two franchises and FvJ is more closely related to Freddy's world than Jason's.
Jawooosh 1 year ago
@Jawooosh I guess you're right. Wouldn't you agree that it's AT LEAST more of a part 10 than Jason X was? I think that anyone can agree to that.
evanx275h 1 year ago
@Jawooosh lol bro watching movie reminds of when i was a kid and getting so bored watching star trek i would fall asleep.
Atreyufolife 1 year ago
@evanx275h the actual Friday the 13th Series (Parts 1-8) tells one consistant story. After that none of the movies can be counted as part of the series in my opinion.
jeffbrister2004 1 year ago
he never said bye..... ):
ResidentEvilTeam1 1 year ago
staring at the door scene was super stupid
ShadowDemon71 1 year ago
I always liked the neck break. Not much for theatrical effect, but seems like somethin Jason would do.
jeffbrister2004 1 year ago
I didn't see any difference in the android when she got hit with the machete but it did look like a hole was there. They might've already put the hole there before the shot when he 'uploaded' it. Or, like Jawoosh said, there was never a hole.
angus7021 1 year ago
the guy in the red suit looks like he was from Halo
WorldElite6 1 year ago
at 2:53 that guys not dieing no he's having a bloddy orgasim
Stupid movie
Great review
joeydrawz 1 year ago
awesome video 5/5
U got my subscribe.
lol I have to see this movie ;DD
spicedcrap 1 year ago
ooooh poop dick fuck lol
DarthRevan1051 2 years ago
That blond hair woman stares at the eyeball like "My precious!". The android, who's beating up Jason, look like Rayne from Bloodrayne. They even stare at the door, that's like I can reused Jeopardy Think music. The explosion part would be like "Poof!" He said "Hang on!" *rumble* I should say "That's it!? That's a thrill ride!? How lame!". This is how the movie sucked, and your vid is awesome!
1989gamemaster 2 years ago
also when he throws his machete into the android it just dissapears but when he gets shot through the wall it is back in his hand WTF
DarthRevan1051 2 years ago
@DarthRevan1051
He grabs it when the android shoots him for the first time into the little shaft thing
Jawooosh 2 years ago
@Jawooosh i completely agree with your comments and critics with this movie, i freakin hate it with a passion too, again i agree on the death scene of that blonde girl who 'jason' stuffed her face into that dry ice liquid thing and then smashes her face. epic. besides that its just a waste of money because it not jason anymore, its the cyborg that looks like jason.
NOVAGIRL666 2 years ago
haha that was funny you should have you`re own show, have you ever reviewed a film called basketcase 3 that would be interesting
phan22 2 years ago
LMFAO he didnt say goodbye omg couldnt stop laughin dude ur hilarious and you make good points yay brownies XD
MegaJayjay11 2 years ago
james rolfe*
Hockeyguy8541 2 years ago
when you said
"james gives a lot of credit to this guy..."
which james were you talking about
someone from the movie
or jamesnintendonerd
Hockeyguy8541 2 years ago
How the fuck can it be 11 years between 1989 and 2001
It's 12 years!
azumangadaioh100 2 years ago
@azumangadaioh100
Release Date in 1989 up till production in 2001. Much closer to 11 years then 12. Infact it could even be 10 if you want to get really technical about it. All Im saying is from the time the guy stopped to the time the guy started again, nothing to do with when the films come out.
Jawooosh 2 years ago
@azumangadaioh100 its 13 years dumfuck
ddrache12 1 year ago
1:19 its a Schimater
greivian 2 years ago
man were is my cookie?
giuliamioveni74 2 years ago
00-00 - 00.08
That's exactly how i felt watching that scene.
TerminalCriticism 2 years ago
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Ratchet527 2 years ago
@Ratchet527 ok did he ask you to comment whether u liked it or not dude?
VideoManThe2nd 2 years ago
Hit the nail on the head. Lord Zedd X was a shit movie.
thereaIblackcerberus 2 years ago
When i watched jason x for the 1st time i was really hoping for some cool death scenes since it's in space and all. That disappointed me i knew it was gonna be bad jason and space dont mix. But was really hoping the death scences could salvage some of it... ohwell xD
ownskiner 2 years ago
exactly that guy gets a cookie, great personality, that was funny! good on you mate, thumbs up
MrMarijuanaICECOLD 2 years ago
LOVED JASON X
80smusicfanNO1 2 years ago
Anyone who says they loved Jason X and at the Same time calls themselves the Number 1 Fan of 80s music must have a long history of mental retardation and anything they could ever possibily have to say about anything in their entire life time is automatically discarded and meaningless,
Jawooosh 2 years ago
@Jawooosh Wow, you're a jerk. You even said yourself you don't care if someone likes it or not. Hypocritical hypocrite. And why does it matter if he likes the 80's music? It's a music Genre. I could say you're the stupidest person in the world because your user name has the word "woosh" in it.
Danzilla1996 1 year ago
@Danzilla1996 ok heres how it goes. True fans of the franchise do not love Jason X, The Friday the 13th Franchise is packed with 80s music and 80s refferences which can be a characteristic of what makes the original F13 series so great. Therefore if anyone calls themselves the Number 1 fan of 80s music should in theory love the F13th Series and see how Jason X took away amazing aspects of the franchise which made it so great, Like: 80s Music. Hence one way or another I call this user a liar.
Jawooosh 1 year ago 14
@Danzilla1996 Stupid people are awesome. So shut up, go to walmart, and buy a life you dick.
Callacose 1 year ago
omg i shat myself at 5:03 omg lol wait whats for dinner? ARGH! that was priceless!
batmmmannn 2 years ago
A++ for you 100% i argree on you this movie sucks. Every thing sucks in the movie.And you now they should have waited for FVJ to come out first because that ruind the seris.Like what did he do did he find a time travaler and when back and time and died and came back to kill Freddy.-_- JUST FUCKING WAIT GOD.Love your videos i agree 100% on most of them see ya.
Panicandjordan 2 years ago
man i am not a fan of jason i like more freddy i see a few movis with jason and i likeit but this movie is the most boring movie,and the part with earth 2 :)) +)) way is don say Earth 300 :))
giuliamioveni74 2 years ago
4:5o funny voiceovers
millsberry1212 2 years ago
at 0:54 I think its funny how the android is shooting all around Jason and Jason's like "Ha ha missed"
angus7021 2 years ago
Fucking A+ on that review.
You got everything that made this movie so shitty spot on. Im gonna watch your FvsJ review lol
Hilarious
Kindred1a1 2 years ago
i love this guy
mkoscso 2 years ago
you are jackass
crye1127 2 years ago
whatever. im a huge jason fan...and unlike all of you, i GET what they're doing with the film. and every movie has slip ups and bloopers...ESPECIALLY F13 films. we could go on an d all day. in fact, we could just go to the official F13 website, where theres an entire section dedicated to the bloopers for ALL TWELVE films. you're just dogging this because hes in space. it made money didn't it? mission accomplished.
Kapreese1 2 years ago
Well that just goes to prove that you really arn't a fan at all. As long as the production company makes money, Your Happy? Yeah big huge pile of bullshit right there. Plus if you were such a big fan you would have noticed this video a lot sooner than Now.
Jawooosh 2 years ago
Whats up Jawoosh? I remember these videos being like 57 views. Its amazing how many douchebags find something, like. To be a douchebag on.
GordonFreeman70 2 years ago
btw how the fuk did he get the metal arm?
Sparkz1016 2 years ago
ok yea outer space? lame and earth 2? hell no they shudda left it on earth cuz theres no way an earth 2 can be made u know? keep in real and can possibly happen... put a monster in the real world cuz if u put them in a fictional world ppl will be like anything can happen so its boring they shudda stayed on earth
Sparkz1016 2 years ago
lucky i want a cookie
FatManScoop1100 2 years ago
THIS GUY IS RIGHT i mean changeing the mask is like fucking the movie up i mean i watched it it sucks all i liked it he killing the lady where he frezzers that girls face I mean thats it Lol JASON X SUCKS ALL THE OTHER ONES RULE
habbohackers171 2 years ago
I aggree with you on the laugh and the sleeping bag scene and the door scene staring at a door for that long of period is truly unnecessary
Boomerang435 2 years ago
Haha, great review
btw, about the breach made by jason: did you see the forcefields that covered it up?
Not that it makes sense either, but it's just something to think about.
Redomar 2 years ago
that was creepy when jason break that guys his neck. you hear that sound very good ^^ .
gunz332 2 years ago
whats for diner? ahh
awesome
and uber jason is freaking retarded
JoshsWeeklyReviews 2 years ago
i don't think changing Jason's mask which he always had is a good idea , but actually i prefer the new mask(not the robot one)
myidolisnf 2 years ago
Great videos.
Great beard.
Awfull shirt.
And your trying to act more mature then people with a bigger age than you so go get a real life kiddo
pwnthenoob1 2 years ago
Im trying to act more mature than a 25 year old and that means I have no real life? You apparently have such a great life the best thing you can do on Halloween night is come onto My video and attempt to insult me but end up with an Epic Fail? Yeah kid, I better not mess around with you, your obviously a shit load cooler than me.
And you call me the one acting like a dick.
Jawooosh 2 years ago
OH... BURN!!!
jman91896 2 years ago
OH THERE HE IS AAHH! xD but serious you have fucking right an ice cream for you! :D
Sabaton11 2 years ago
dude your funny im subscribing
MIKEYfromSTL 2 years ago
He makes a good point lol
Jairuhhmee321 2 years ago
what did the guy who got a cookie say?? when u said whats wrong with the picture?
thehughvincent 2 years ago
i thought this was 445 years in the futre. well y the fuck are they shooting bullets in rigged up pistols instead of lasers or laser darts?
RandyRhoadesFan 2 years ago
Anyone else agree with me that Jawoosh's eyes look like cat's eyes in this video. In all the others the color balance and the shadows are right and well balanced. In this one the balance just makes his eyes look freaky. It's really cool.
marasellegarde 2 years ago
You think my eyes look different in this due to a color balance effect?
Jawooosh 2 years ago
Well, you do seem to be in a darkened area. The colors are slightly faded, grayish. And having the light coming from over your shoulder creates a shadow over your face. This could be the reason why your eyes look so...hypnotic, I guess. The only other reasons would be that you made your eyes look like this or you're wearing contacts. Nope, I think it's the shadows. It does look cool, like in the beginning when you're shouting about how bad this movie is. Don't get a swelled head, though.
marasellegarde 2 years ago
Its just wierd how someone would think lighting would cause a person's eyes to look like cat eyes. Light is ontop and infront of me here, the camera itself isn't a great capture sorce of correct lighting, and the upload to youtube doesn't give you the exact lighting you produced, and thats the first time I ever heard someone use "swelled head". But alright
yeah, they're Zebra contacts.
Jawooosh 2 years ago
If you don't know what the phrase means, I'll be happy to define it for you.
Yeah, me! I was right! It was contacts! Yeah, me!
I think the thing that is that the pupils stand out against the irises of your eyes, making it look like all there is is the black pupils and the whites of your eyes. It's a cool look. Sometimes your eyes even look blue. Do you wear those contacts a lot?
marasellegarde 2 years ago
....you weren't right, The whole time you were sure it was lighting, you only guessed it could be contacts and then said "Nope, I think it's the shadows". Im not one of those people who thinks its cool to walk around with Wild Eyes all day, I only do it for shows. They look blue because the colors are never completely solid and my retna shows through a bit giving it a blend of color, turns out to look blue but my eyes are green.
Jawooosh 2 years ago
Cool, and I'm not one of those people who stare at the eyes of people in videos, just in case you think I sound a bit obsessed. Your eyes just seemed very different and interesting in this vid.
marasellegarde 2 years ago
good stuff man- you know ur horror- agree 100 percent. you covered basically everything-i could of thought of.
cypresskiller666 2 years ago
Lisa Ryder. One this movies very, very, very few saving graces. But I'll admit this movie was cheesy as hell and it sucked. But it sucked in a goodway...what ever the hell that means...
hellscorpion2 2 years ago
I like this movie and it pisses me off that you hate it, but you do have a point. Good eyes.
MrDannyGZ 2 years ago
hahah man you are so funny so can you make other video funny man plz one more time
khupfine 2 years ago
jason X sucks
moron3D 2 years ago 4
great entertaining review
EditoMagica 2 years ago 2
ITS SUPER JASON LMAO
pellepellecorps 2 years ago
No it isn't. It's Uber Jason.
TheLizzard0 2 years ago
Thatz SO funnY dudE
xXChEwXx1 2 years ago
androids face in a domy suit = disgusting
bitch
megalithking 2 years ago
cant wait till your other friday the 13th reviews.
pagoogly 2 years ago
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your a ball sack that lives in his moms house
ecuaagua20 2 years ago
yeh jawooosh! u gt the right idea! this movie sucks so damn much and i read some past comments and almost died laughing at ur combacks u rule dude
funkyt23 2 years ago
Part 5 was the best friday, ppl who think this is the best, should be only said if u have seen all the other Fridays only then u will understand that part 1 - 6 are the only ones who make some kinda sense, part 6 was abit off but anyways. after 6 they just wanted to make money i think because a girl with powers in a movie with a serial killer and some teenagers, i mean cmon and part 8 and 9 ++ no comment
pawseh 2 years ago
i absolutely love how he can beat the shit out of holograms. great review here.
bddrumline 2 years ago
actually i think the hole in the android wasnt even a hole :/ my bad
angus7021 2 years ago
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hellscorpion2 2 years ago
"Old friday budget .. in modern terms".... whatever the hell that means. And I couldn't dissagree with you more, Part 5 was excellent, "The Batman & Robin of the series" again makes no sense but even that was an Ok fun film, Halloween 3 was pretty good, I absolutly love Rob Zombies Halloween and I did a 3 part blog about why, and "The Princess Brides of the series" makes even less sense, you cant just pick out movies you think are bad and say those represent the negative aspects of Film.
Jawooosh 2 years ago
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hellscorpion2 2 years ago
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hellscorpion2 2 years ago
hi um are you gonna do a review on the latest friday the 13th forgive me if you have i just havent scene one atm
mafiasfriend 2 years ago
yo jawoosh my real name is jay but my frienda call me pyro and i likede jason x dose that make me a douchbag? pleas reply
jamarijwilliams 2 years ago
You like Jason X. that doesn't make you a douchbag. However going around saying it was the best Jason movie when you haven't seen the others and you have absolutly no good argument as to why it is the best Jason movies makes you a complete retarded shithead.
The fact that your nickname is "Pyro" makes you a douchbag.
Jawooosh 2 years ago
His real nickname is Slappy!
eeselmanden 2 years ago
well actually i did see a hole in the android...well its still great!
"WHAT THE FUCK IS A HUMANOID?!?"
angus7021 2 years ago
your right it is more
partysova 2 years ago
Dude calm down it's only a movie
shycub8263 2 years ago
When you take the time to think about it, its not just a movie at all.
Jawooosh 2 years ago
Not if you consider movie watching a hobby of yours...or if you are a hardcore fan of a certain movie series and you feel disappointed when a character of that series is handled poorly.
jeffbrister2004 2 years ago
he doesnt look like jason
looks like scorpion on steroids
we have the same outlook on this horrible movie
dennis102389 2 years ago
Yo i like all ur videos that u make the part that i liked the most was the girl face expression i laughed man hard i couldn't stop i hope u keep doing more videos
TheKings777 2 years ago
0:41I couldnt stop laughing when I saw your expression.. Your critics are incredibly funny :) good job :)
hal9khal 2 years ago
what really pisses you off is that a) it didn't fit your cookie-cutter model of what a Jason movie should be and b) those death scenes weren't amazing? huh? a) break u in half, b) smash yr skull in, c) break yr neck - that's not brutal? wtf? you cry when you don't see the eye explode in 3D? use yr imagination here (not just to make another sandwich) .customary response is write yr own Jason movie produce it direct it star in it work w/ a buget make it work - pretender, you just shit on camera,
WolfCarstens 2 years ago
What obviously pisses you off is the fact that I can actually do something, while pathetic cock suckers like you have absolutly nothing to show for yourself yet you still think your better than everyone. You cant help but to make some type of argument because you have absolutly NOTHING better to do with your life. Go back to your shitty little website and get the fuck away from everyone else.
A broken neck isn't brutal.
Jawooosh 2 years ago
sucker nerd!!
nicoflogger123 2 years ago
Here's one point you missed. Originally John Carpenter pitched Michael Myers in space but it was denied and Jim Issac took that idea.
TheLizzard0 2 years ago
ok CORALINE was scarier then this, i actually found it scarier, and 10 times better, then this will ever be.
paramorian21 2 years ago
The first movies ownd but when u take him to space and make him to a fucking android cyborg zomibe shit it doesn't make sence I've seen better special effects from like the "blob" 1950? or maybe "the blob" 1982 or "The birds".
ewegfyciwdcd11 2 years ago
Again, FREAKING HILARIUS!
HotJewishBoy 2 years ago
i think in all my heart......the UBER JASON SHOULD HAVE BEEN A CLONE OF JASON.......
(IDEA RIGHT HERE_
when jason get shot to peaces by the android and hits a cloing machine....but this clone is damaged in the cloning process and(This is were it takes of)
the room were those nano-bots are......detect his damages and rebuilt him!
and he should have half of the origenal jasons brain!
SlasherFan1000 2 years ago