Cassetteboy vs. Jeremy Clarkson

[Roadrunnerrob95]

I think some people are a bit too sensitive...

(p.s. If you do not know what I mean look in the comments)

[mathewakin]

Actually. I'm. Lying.

[Louise91CHU]

Wow. Professor6871 is bumming the comment section.

[alek908]

i love clarkson but this was funny :D

[Professor6871]

That car crash at end is what I hope Clarkson has.

[adster700]

@Professor6871

Nice to see I'm not the only one.

[AnnieSaadeeShezaP]

I like Jeremy but I had to laugh xx JEZZA IS IN YHE HOUSE XX !! x

[AnnieSaadeeShezaP]

Hahahaha xx so true x

[FavouriteHC]

I don't mind Jeremy...

[TheQwerty45566]

what the hell crazy xD

[hopkinswill15]

the best so far

[Professor6871]

I hate the very ground Clarkson walks on but I do like this.

[PLOxChannel]

That was quite funny, especially "it was hopeless because my head had come off" :P

[doctoroo1]

I think the strikers should be on fire when they are shot shot :) Jezza FTW!!

[ScorpxClan]

"But it was hopeless, because my head had come off"

[Joe898100]

Ookstan sort of countries :D

[tokutom]

Jeremy's just like ''Ooh,I know,I'll go out and REALLY SHOCK!'' It's not a shock Jez! We knew you were gonna say ''Public sector workers should be shot!'' He's just failed miserably!

[sjFALCONPUNCH01]

JEREMY FTW!!!!

[Professor6871]

Stop press: Jeremy Clarkson Britain's most hated person has died in aeroplane crash today that was heading towards China. Oh dam I was dreaming again there.

[Professor6871]

@Professor6871 Clarkson is Hitler's grand dad didn't you know. He got an email from him from behind the grave.

[Twiglet015]

Jeremy Clarkson is a legend, I guess you don't like him, stop being a pussy

[poopsbags]

@Twiglet015 If you like Clarkson then there is no reason why you wouldn't like a weird curly haired unfunny version of Hitler, and from this I can deduce that you want to lick Hitler's arsehole and cum all over his policies.

[sammoreton1]

Gotta love a bit of Jeremy clarkson, just speaks his mind

[darastamasta98]

Created by the luftwaffe

[derrenlegendbrown]

Hvae any of you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS?

...It never gets old.

[Professor6871]

@derrenlegendbrown That's not funny at all. You must read Jermey Clarkson books then. How about saying a joke that's funny next time?

[derrenlegendbrown]

@Professor6871 How about you shove your head up Clarksons arsehole... is that funny enough for you?

[Professor6871]

@derrenlegendbrown How you shove your head up mister Clarkson's backside then try your mother's.

[derrenlegendbrown]

@Professor6871 No I don't do that with my mother, maybe you do but trust me the "little secret" between yourself and family members has been leaked. Sorry to hear that you were sexually abused by your mother and uncle as well as having an alcoholic abusive father who used to beat your mother. May God bless your poor little soul :)

[Professor6871]

@derrenlegendbrown Hahahaha that was really funny because that proves how sadly and really lonely you are. Mind you your good at fiction perhaps you should write a book or write for the tabolid gutter papers. They exist in that pit of shite where you belong. So fuck off now if you please.

[derrenlegendbrown]

@Professor6871 :')

[Professor6871]

@derrenlegendbrown What the hell is that posed to mean? Can't type now?

[derrenlegendbrown]

@Professor6871 :')

[Professor6871]

No put yours up there it would give rest of us a break from your retard mouth.

[Professor6871]

@Professor6871 Jesus of all in the books that are in the world you read that. Sad that isn't.

[primalthingsome]

lol! i think its just jeremy clarkson himself after few glasses of beer :D

[nofingerz]

clarkson is the best

[crabag]

Hahaaaaa!

[metmad100]

this is amazing i dont know how this hasnt got on rude tube

[Professor6871]

@metmad100 Hold on he'll be on there soon.

[cursedmantls13]

@ZZZeyad Addyhitler1@hotmail.co.uk

[Arachnalicious]

Clarkson is a knob though. I used to like him, but he's more and more like a spokesperson for the industrialism arm of the BNP.

[ZZZeyad]

can you pass Hitler's email to me please?

[CreatorC1]

I take it he hates Jeremy Clarkson

[Professor6871]

@CreatorC1 Good for him the man's got taste if he does.

[Professor6871]

@CreatorC1 Good for him the man's got taste in hating the old over paided tosser.

[MrChaltondale]

Right! I've got an enormous genital, I mean really massive, would you like to see it? Actually I'm lying, well its tiny, i'ts just an inch, looks a bit pathetic, anddd immm dreadful at sex, I can't do it!.... sorry

[Sh012222]

JEREMY CLARKSON = WHAT A WANKER

[Reiimuu]

the bit at the end always makes me lol XDD

[Thecabbageful]

I've got hitler's email...

[76maniuk]

lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[yoshimonkey112]

When I wathced this I spat my cereal all over the keyboard lol

[TheWalkeringFreak]

You're a genius, man!

You know how to make all these edits and things!

[TheWalkeringFreak]

You're a genius, man!

You know how to make all these edits and things!

And make his crap funnier!

[lizclegg]

Jeremy Clarkson deserved that.

[dadspan]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooool!!!

[guitar8jedi8anakin]

1:03 I HATE THEM SO MUCH!

[silkyskilz]

really massive!! hahahahahaha

[ZZTopRockman]

"Jeremy Clarkson, it's a tragedy, I know.."

Terry Wogan FTW

[Professor6871]

@ZZTopRockman That would be good on his tombstone that.

[Professor6871]

@ZZTopRockman The greatest tragedy since Gordon Brown became PM.

[tangoapple97]

"on Saturday, I filled up Graham Nortons head, with my seamen" XD never gets old!

[jakemarshall666]

@tangoapple97 semen*

[ThePsilocypher]

@tangoapple97 I think it's important to note that if he did mean seamen rather than semen, then Graham Norton would have been a lot sorer on the Sunday.

[sefgrt]

I love Robert Kilroy Silk.

[imjustagirl128128]

and im dreadful at sex. i cant do it. sorry...

[minimalogc]

1:28 XDXDXDXD

[ProperBodged]

"I'm DREADFUL at sex, i can't do it, sorry"

ROFL

[eddiem247]

Lol at @Professor6871 and @EdSoulman

[EdSoulman]

@Professor6871

Well, if your anywhere near Birmingham I'd be more then happy to tell you, as you strike me as somewhat of a little bitch.

[TheThomasTT]

Ladies and gentleman , Terry Wogan!!! TERRY WOGAN!!

[EdSoulman]

@Professor6871

I've got a bottle of Champagne ready for when your mom dies, because she spawned such a little pussy tree hugger. Grow a pair.

[Professor6871]

@EdSoulman How about we arrange somewhere where you can tell that to my face you cutlass l c@@T? A Jeremy fan or an ignorant Nazi as I call them. Why you don't you grow a brain then you wouldn't be talking out of that arsehole that you talking out of?

[3tangle3]

@EdSoulman what are you bullshitting about

[Professor6871]

I've got bottle of champaign ready for when he dies.

[Collin0730]

@Professor6871 Ive got a bottle of champagne for when you have your gay wedding. You'll look so beautiful in your sparking wedding dress. They didnt need to make extra room in the crotch, because you have such tiny stones, they fit perfectly.

Dr. Clarkson is king. Now go suck your hairy bear-man husband's ch*de.

[Professor6871]

@Collin0730 Your sick arsehole you Clarkson arse licker. They should make room in the nut house for your fucking filthy mouth.

[Professor6871]

@Collin0730 I got bottle put over your you tosser.

[3fairrw]

TERRY WOGAAANNNN!!!!

[NottinghamForest22]

Clarkson for Prime Minister!

[EdNortonisMineLol]

"It's just an inch!"

[CaitlinRixOfficial]

Only Jeremy Clarkson could still talk whilst his head's come off *_* XD

[develhero]

TOP GEAR IS SSHHHIIIIITTTTTTTTT FFS.  JEREMY CLARKSON IS GAY

[TopOfTheGear1]

@develhero go to hell

[theshinywolf]

@develhero look whos talking...

[Tobasm]

I'm not sure this one works, coz over 250million people like him

[6NoHope9]

@Tobasm

you don't need to hate him to like this.

I love top gear and i like jeremy clarkson, but this is great comedy and a clever piece of work, i think too many people are offended easily now days, we need to stop being pathetic by complaining at every little thing and just have a laugh sometimes.

[Professor6871]

@6NoHope9 Why listen to this then you hypocrite? Top Gear is for grown school boys and polluters. Ban Top Gear and cars today there destroying the planet. Lets force everybody to ride bicycles, go on the train or walk to work for the good of the planet.

[Professor6871]

@6NoHope9 But it helps to.

[Professor6871]

@Tobasm no they don't like him but you do.

[SoberPanda1]

"the ukstan sort of countries"

What a dick.

"Listen! Listen! Nobody cares what you think!"

Tell him Wogan.

[NoVideoxD]

Casetteboy, you're a bitch.

[environmentfollower]

You should Search 'TOP GEAR ECO SPECIAL' For more jeremy clarkson spoofage

[peteristehbest]

adolf clarkson HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[TheProshaun]

213 people are top gear fans

[tommomcgreggor]

THIS IS WELL GOOD:)

[TheProshaun]

lol

[Professor6871]

@techhelppoint Yes please!

[garywhitehead]

He says enough shit anyway, is there any need for editing it?

[BournemouthVEVO]

@garywhitehead Hey grandad

[biddlybongbong]

"I FILLED UP GRAHAM NORTON'S HEAD WITH MY SEMEN!"

[amyrebekah3]

i hate the japanese, the americans... i hate them soo much!

[nofingerz]

im adolf clarkson created by the lufwaffe. :L

[SuperFunnyman001]

that was one of the funniest things i have seen (or heard ;) in ages!!

[MrMacboi100]

on saturday i filled up graham nortons head with seamen

[spider909999]

im dreadful at sex i cant do it...sorry

[rgmanny1]

yeah go terry

[14Europa]

The destructive multi-racial model is being imposed only on White nations -- isn't that racism !? Yes, it is. For those criminals who bring non-Whites into our civilized countries and who legalize race-mixing and the adoption of non-White kids, desperately want to exterminated the beautiful White race..

Why doesn't Japan, for instance, bring in non-Japanese and promote race-mixing?

The double standard is applied against Europeans only , and this is anti-white racism !

[ArkhosGame]

@14Europa Successful troll is successful.

[14Europa]

@007doyley

Do define what "racism" means, please, and then brand people as such...

It is very hypocritical --> non-White countries, especially Israel are fully allowed to preserve their identities and respective cultures, and robots like you do not accuse them of "racism". But when it comes to White nations preserving their racial idntity then you automatically brand us as racists..!

Why don't you brand Israel as a racist state, as it has outlawed mixed marriages..!?

[007doyley]

@14Europa Yes I can imagine something more horrific, your racism.

[14Europa]

It's been estimated that by 2066 the British people, that is the indigenous people of Britian, will have become a minority -- British people being an ethinc minority in their own land, in the country founded on the bones of their ancestors, in the country for whose integrity and freedom thousands of battles have taken place, can you imagine something more horrific!?

When will this genocidal policy of bringing non-Europeans end? Will Britain be completely colonized by the Third World ?

[halo123man1]

@14Europa Why are you posting this on this video try the nick griffin one.

[Wilks228]

@14Europa you are a moron, firstly if you actually look at the history of the country you'll see that there are no indigenous British people, a vast variety of different races and peoples have inhabited Britain since the last ice age, and ultimately the race that is commonly referred to as British is the result of many of those people interpopulating the islands . Secondly what is it about being European that's so great? What is it that you have against those outside of Europe?

[lollingcreed47]

@14Europa All this over a video? lol calm down.

[14Europa]

How come every non-European tribe or nation has the right to preserve its unique expression and identity but Europeans have been deprived of that same right? Race-mixing is strictly forbidden in Israel, for instance, but in Europe it is not only allowed but also promoted by the anti-white media and political establishments..The destructive multi-racial model is promoted through cartoons, magazines, films and even baby toys!

There has been genocide against the indigenous population of Europe!

[raem94]

@14Europa So white people should be forced to mate with other white people??

How about you go off and continue to "preserve" your "unique expression and identity", while the rest of us can get on with treating everyone equally and fairly.

[ninjasftw116]

they had to break the legs off my burnt body but it was useless because my head had come off :D

[Professor6871]

I love it towards the end where you have Terry Wogon saying: 'listen listen nobody cares what you think.' Brilliant that sums up what most sensible people think of this puffed up self important egotist, which is Jeremy Clarkson.

[Rowtheboat99]

Lol

[quibb666]

adolf clarkson :')

[bazzamataz72]

hahah perfect ... i love clarkson and top gear, intelligent viewing but alway good to take the piss !!! at least hed have a laugh at it

[TheSerbianDon]

brilliant untill he dissed eastern europe lol

[bazzamataz72]

@TheSerbianDon nothing wrong with that

[TheSerbianDon]

@bazzamataz72 please shut up. ofcourse there is....

[bazzamataz72]

@TheSerbianDon no theres really not

[sikthegreat]

It's just an inch.

[MatthewDavidParr]

Lol 'LOOKS A BIT, PATHETIC'

[dannejaye]

adolf clarkson was created by the lufftwaffe!

[Professor6871]

@dannejaye I bet WW2 his dad or grand dad during WW2 was in one of those German bomber planes that were flying over London.

[hammiefication]

lol Robert Kilroy Silk

[Imdabossou]

cant stop laughing!

[hassmann2000]

LOL!

[pacman445]

1:02 is that richard hammond

[cowplod]

@pacman445 no

[Dan00112]

@pacman445 No that is definitely Jeremy.

[Professor6871]

@Dan00112 Yeah I can vouch for that mysel that its his voice. Becauase exactly sounds like the rabid, sexist, misogynist arsehole that he is.

[Professor6871]

@pacman445 No, but the car accident in it is a the referance to what happened too Hammond..

[RandomOlz]

This is classic! Love it.

Has inspired me to do a video of similar style on my channel :P

[HYBRID669]

THis is class im luving it....makes work more cheerful lol

[imjustagirl128128]

IM DREADFUL AT SEX,

i cant do it.

sorry

[FarmerBeevor93]

Looks a bit pathetic!

[JagoReedJones]

Soooo fucking true!

[PBowyer123]

Not one of your best

[Professor6871]

@PBowyer123 One of his best.

[PBowyer123]

@Professor6871 Dragons den one flowed better i thought?

[MrDeezil23]

i have an enormous genital. do you want to see it? acctually im lying, its tiny

[Professor6871]

@MrDeezil23 I wonder why that scruber whose allegedly, according too some of the tabload papers, is having sex with Clarkson is bothing seeing that its so small and pathetic his prick?

[Professor6871]

@MrDeezil23 I wonder if that young blond bimbo that's wiith Jeremy has seen this video.

[Professor6871]

@MrDeezil23 I thought as much.

[MaverickMI5]

202 people are Jeremy.

[Joshrollett]

HA HA HA HA How long does it take you to make these?

[RedX0]

LMFAO

[sxxxyshaun]

ace

[fishbaby73]

i bet clarkson loves this

[HamburgerTrain11]

bumsex,I love bumsex

[badboy1gf2]

fucking hell

[TitanicFanatic1995]

200 people didn't fill Graham Norton's head with semen.

[SuperRad00]

LMFAO.

[echobeach4]

almost died laughing