alan partridge on farming

[ArdorBias]

Don't like oustiders do you??

[tomollason]

why dont you just apologize an-

MOOOOOOOOO! classic alan 

[deneusaap]

run over badgers for fun

[CompleteCretin]

My Youtube username was inspired by this :)

[ComedicTheory]

104 friends ahahah

[Jamesborisbye]

I like to consider this particular episode as the Ultimate Episode. It has everything.

[MrBuch169169]

"You feed BEEFburgers to swans!" has become my absolute favourite insult now. Sadly no-one ever knows what the hell I'm talking about.

[goodtimes0000]

quacking plumbs.

[fujisan0388]

omg quality!! 20 foot high chickens!

[cqbhoun]

LMFAO at that car its just so perfect

[ersen1982]

pigs*



[ersen1982]

lmao you make dogs smoke

[jondix2011]

Is it just me who noticed he says dogs instead of donkeys the 2nd time. Quality scene.

[greggwilson020232]

thats renholm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thewhiteafrican]

@greggwilson020232 are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure?

[greggwilson020232]

@thewhiteafrican lol!

[greggwilson020232]

@thewhiteafrican FFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AATTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEE­EEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[normanwarrior1]

mooooooooooooooooooooohh!!!!!;­))

[meldme]

There is so much funny content in this scene, it's a wonder it even got finished. 'Why am I so massive?'

[zeusjeke]

... for your wife, who is also your brother :):)

[RogerRamjet67]

Best scene was his swearing against Dave Clifton on air 'read the small print in your conetract' - brilliant!

[feelingthesubstance]

your are a big posh sod, with plums in your mouth

[peterpeterxxo]

its not a lay-by its a travel tavern..i dont care what you call your sordid little grief hole,

[MrAmishal]

you make pigs smoke

[MrAmishal]

why am i so BIG



[hazardous1990]

I could go for a spine in a bap right now.

[trippinonbud]

@hazardous1990 don't you mean Baguette?

[vidscroungerxD]

You feed beef burgers to swans!

[rrwryan]

24ft chickens. This is a great scene.

[UrbanBarnsFoods]

Just about laughed my head off.

[ursie1986]

farmer's pat

[skidwangle]

You make pigs smoke.

[jomo999]

IT'S A TRAVEL TAVERN.

[d0nkeytr0n]

have you got any more of this, or do you want to stop at quacking plums?

[MINKMANKMOOMOO]

class

[dm18876]

Its like watching David Starkey on Newsnight last night.

[badbatch78]

The comedy minds that went into the whole Alan Partridge series from KMKYWAP to I'm Alan Partridge (even the Red Nose Day sketches which were not given the reception they deserved from the "Saturday Night Takeaway" style audience) is simply astounding. We need more stand out comedy like this.

[AbortedHitlerCock]

You can tell Chris Morris had his filthy way with the script here. Glorious.

[IanHull66]

It's a travel tavern :D

[321heyesie]

the greatest couple of minutes of comedy ever written! FACT

[02goodProductions0]

lmfaooooooo!

[Mavado89]

NFU - Norfolk Farmers Union LOL

[TheCollins23]

you make pigs smoke.

[derangedband]

this dialog is absolutely amazingly written. it never stops being funny. brilliantly written and brilliantly performed

[WyzGuy234]

Two of the great British comedians, Steve Coogan and Chris Morris, legendary.

[WyzGuy234]

Two of the great British comedians, Steven Coogan and Chris Morris..

[tylerdurden2006]

because a spinal column would fit..in a baguette :D

[jodeofoz]

Can you buy 20ft chicken drumsticks at KFC yet?

[Willferox]

35 people wish they had 104 friends.

[thenameaintjim]

Mr.Bean is the funnyest men in world :D

[charliz365]

This is real comedy:L..

[manos3790]

Chris Morris, a misunderstood comic genius. The Brass eye thing was not taken for how humorous it actually was. Gay sex inuendo seems to be flavour of the month? It's merely a lesser of two evils. Brass eye was a new benchmark in comedy.

[glasgowdmon]

@manos3790 His is a comic legend, we need more Morris on tv, Four Lions wasnt enough!

[churchill87]

Too right mate!!!!!

[MrFawkesGuy]

lovely stuff

[yeahinabituk]

34 people have a complete lack of understanding of modern agricultural methods

[hugheja89]

Omg its Denholm Reynholm from the IT Crowd

[Howard00Wolowitz]

@hugheja89 It's Chris Morris, watch the stuff he does on The Day Today and Brass Eye, he's great

[123backinyerface]

I've seen the big eared boys on farms...lol.

[psychodave0]

Rare appearance of Chris Morris here - from The Day Today. Funnily, it was On The Hour/The Day Today where Alan partridge first appeared.

[COPMMUSIC]

fuck the UK and everyone in it

[killanimalsforfun247]

@COPMMUSIC No, fuck you honkey.

[MattTheOak]

@COPMMUSIC Wow, you're a clever little boy aren't you? Mummy must be very proud of the work she's done to raise a man like you

[mulefa1]

my favourite line is where he says 'theres all these chickens! theres all these chickens and they're looking down on all the smaller chickens and there scared! they're scared!' I really don't think you can beat comedy like this :)

[britturk123]

Brilliant comedy

[MrBuch169169]

Tides go in, tides go out.

[jamescooling]

alan has 1,911 friends, the other 34 are cows

[stankler]

this is T'pau..go alan .im not fond of farmers either.

[olovcon]

Yeah.....

[intheTea04]

34 people are currently living in a sordid little grief-hole.

[anonUK]

@intheTea04

Don't knock it. I'm not living in a Travel Tavern though, so it could be worse.

[pearljam619]

I wouldnt be able to keep striaght face doing this sketch!!!l lol

[DontBlink113]

......."A spine in a bap" ! GAHAHAHAHAA

[sampither]

I've got 104 friends.



[MrFlibble2011]

@sampither

I've got 105.

[Ryang403]

Too many to mention but this has to rate as maybe the funniest alan partridge scene ever. First time i watched this, wiv a room full of mates some of them hadnt really seen it before or the kind of thing they would normally watch. I remember persuading them to tune in to to see it that night and all 6 of us were laughing for nearly a minute . A true comic genius and it must be remembered that the first time i saw the office thinking gervais has nicked elements of the prat from partridge.

[achtungbaby28]

these chickens are scared!

[92ladderley]

I haven't laughed like this in a long time, thanks steve XD.

[Josh1980z]

34 people are not with the Partridge!

[mrgiskard]

mmmmmooooooooo

Haha :)

[shaunyd1234]

You make pigs smoke.

Because of all the chemicals you put in there er... chips.

CLASSIC PARTRIDGE

[MrJonnie22]

34 now.....unbelievable

[moosey62]

Poor Alan. The truth hurts.

[mattwright1979]

trod in a rather large farmer's pat!

[cardboardgiraffe29]

i wonder where chris morris lives?

[adlufc1141new]

''these chickens are scared, they don't know why they're so big!

[Cookiemonster1626]

20ft tall chickens! lol

[MissLondon84]

"I've seen the big-eared boys on farms......."

[ec123456789able]

why can't they bring this show back? it was hilarious ^__^

[MrJonnie22]

@ec123456789able check out mid morning matters fosters funnies piss funny mate.

[serpico1611]

... its a travel tavern....

[dweb223]

Haha genius!

[johnattomoz]

You make Pigs smoke!

[loughed]

mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooo

[lol503031]

20ft chickens and these chickens are scared they dont know why there so big ther saying ahh y r we so big lolololololol

[Eldomina22]

Imagine if you died and went to heaven, and God was Alan Partridge.

[comanchio1976]

@Eldomina22 ..Ahaa-men to that.

[Eldomina22]

@comanchio1976 lol

[ericleroi333]

Why has the canned laughter been added?so Americans know when to laugh perhaps?unne

[SimonB198207]

@ericleroi333 it's not canned - its either filmed in front of an audience (inside a sealed set) or filmed and then shown to an audience.

[dowling1981]

@SimonB198207 Is this due to Ian Beale's recent antics?

[SimonB198207]

@dowling1981 errrr i don't know what your on about, sorry.

it's been done for ages, both series of IAP were filmed this way.

[dowling1981]

@SimonB198207 Yes, but Ian Beale must have been involved at some point. Did you enjoy him?

[mindydrummer]

'swans, ah swans, swans'

[MrVinushka]

Chris Morris isn't getting enough love in the comments!

[comanchio1976]

@MrVinushka Morris is a genius..do you know if he's got anything coming out soon? 4 Lions was sublime.

[MrVinushka]

@comanchio1976 Not that I'm aware of. I'm kind of hoping for Nathan Barley 2 though!

[ProjectFlashlight612]

"You make pigs smoke."

[TheRealAlanPartridge]

Mooooooooooooo

[LicensetoIL]

chickunz

[BlueEyedBambina]

''I've got a hundred and four friends..'' Ha!

[iliveyou123]

It's funny when the farmers drop a dead cow on His head when he goes under the bridge filming His commercial.

[strummerrr]

IIRC later he was reporting live from a riverboat or something, and farmers where standing on a bridge shouting "there's that bastard!".

[pulnulsh]

you could talk the heind legs off a donkey lmao

[angusmclaughlin17]

chris morris is the real genius here.

[PAULFC93]

"I've seen the big eard boys on farms"

HAHAHA CLASSIC PARTRIDGE!!

[tonymontana1974]

youve got big sheds but noone,s allowed in them.

[burnt62]

Just brilliant !

[jellis4465]

Why am i so massive.

[neilgodfreyy2k]

No one cares about ur animation ronskem because the original is funny enough. If something aint broke then dint fix it. Thanx for offering tho. Why not write ur own comedy instead of copying others?

[dfarmbrough]

@neilgodfreyy2k Except he hasn't actually even converted them into cartoons. He's just put an effect on the existing video to make it look a bit different.

[theeviltrees]

@dfarmbrough I was expecting something like the eddie izzard illustrated, that was funny. Gotta love Alan Partridge.

[dfarmbrough]

@neilgodfreyy2k And he's labelled them "Funny".

[RonSkem]

Classic clip! Thanks for posting.

I've converted some Alan Partridge clips into a cartoon for a laugh., see what you think. (Click my name to view the video)

I'm happy to convert other 'Partridge' clips into 'cartoons' on request.

[pulnulsh]

@RonSkem id rather watch a giraffe being raped than replace partidge for jhonny bravo

[sonsofscotlanduk]

'you feed beefburgers to swans'

[iloveMARCandDAVID]

" a big posh sod"

FUCKING BRILLIANT

[JasonZarifis]

This is basically the same as the recent Top Gear debacle. : )

[radioopinion]

youtube.com/watch?v=-dEqOd1D93­4

[Jadguy24]

It's like watching Fox News.



[MissKateUK]

@Jadguy24 hahaha

[MalcolmXHitler]

ITS A TRAVEL TAVERN!! haha

[Stefaniswikid]

I've got a 104 friends lol

[thegoodusernameman]

Parridge and Chris Morris! Fuckin gas

[andymac6263]

you have big sheds,...but nobodys allowed in!!

[jcb21691]

What's the name of the song and band at the very end?

[andymac6263]

@jcb21691 tpau and china in your hand

[kennydfulton]

@jcb21691 T'pau - China in your hand

[TheRollingstones1964]

@jcb21691 T'pau - China in Your Hands

[123backinyerface]

"I've seen the big eared boys on farms"....LOL.

[proteoid]

"Have you got anymore of this, or do you want to stop at quacking plums ?"

[SandrineSoprano]

Great stuff

[xMasterDanx]

32 people's wives are their brothers.

[ec123456789able]

32 people have less than 104 friends.

[MrBuch169169]

Swans! Ah - swans! Swans. You feed beefburgers to swans!

[ec123456789able]

this scene had me in stitches. i'm alan partridge was the best sitcom ever and so underrated. what a shame they only did 2 series, although quality over quantity i guess.

[justlookinz]

I love Alan he's a fucking classic, he looks like a cunt in real life

[DumperTruck333]

"I've got 104 friends"

Classic comedy gold

[SmackNcrack01]

chris morris is a genius and he works perfectly with steve coogan. he defo wrote this scene with coogan

[zackesposito]

moooooooooooooooo

[vollsticks]

Did the original air with the canned laughter?!? I don't remember it...

[05mpwright]

@vollsticks I don't remember it either...

[chechenwolf]

@vollsticks

it didnt have canned laughter no, the newer ones did though. didnt like them at first but then the whole series was on tv one night and i watched them all, still funny but in a different way. BUT..not as funny as the Travel Tavern years! :)

[chechenwolf]

@chechenwolf

actually, scratch that, im wrong. big time, it did have canned laughter.

wow, someone on the internet admitting theyre wrong, i should get a medal :p

[vollsticks]

@chechenwolf Hahah make your mind up! yeah, I was lukewarm on the second series, too, but warmed up to it when it was repeated....I'd be surprised if Coogan and Ianucci ever surpass the standard of the Travel Tavern stuff!

[TheRealAndrewJackson]

Does anybody find Alan Partridge weirdly heroic sometimes?

[burnzgotshot]

‎"If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic and theres a nice pond in it. You fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who is also your brother!" Best Partridgism ever.

[mbeat28]

32 farmers dislike this

[jimtheadoremorrison]

@mbeat28 howdid i know that comment was there before i even looked. its not original its not funny!!!

[MeatloafTribute1]

@mbeat28 LOL GOOD CALL!

[mbeat28]

you feed beefburgers to swans!

[strikedead]

Is that Chris Morris??!

[bassben04]

@strikedead Indeed it is.

[bainesjake]

@strikedead Yes, That is Chris Morris

[impressionsbysimon]

This is classic Partridge. First series is the best

[beatmonkey]

REAL TALK

[MrBarrycockeggs]

You make pigs smoke.

[BIGPIMPINUPDANYC]

Spinal column in a BAP.

[craigbledge]

i've seen the big eared boys on farms!

[smurfieboo]

"sordid little grief hole" - only Morris could have written this sketch

[cassidybridie]

@smurfieboo yep

[jonas77]

One of the best Partridge scenes ever..ha ha!

[YTCENS0R]

CHRIS MORRIS, MAKE MORE BRASS EYE

[mooseybeatch]

''You make pigs smoke.''

[JanineRobin]

I love the semi-true statement that farmers "have big sheds that nobody is allowed in"

[LeBearExtrordinare]

LOL,chris morris and steve coogan in the same room,genius ;)