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  • PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT something bad will happen. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

  • how is he cranky

  • AHAHAHA MY BROTHERS NAME IS SIMON AND I JUST HAD TO #LOL AT HIM BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA­HAHHAHAHAHA HE WAS SO ANGRY BUT I KEPT LAUGHING xD

  • i want c0Rg| sucks

  • what the shizzle?

  • wtf

  • bullshit vid... 

  • Simon, I absolutely love you!!! Sorry I can't afford to shop in your store. Can you just tell Santa to get me a nice boy to buy me all those things?!? I'll tell him to get you a lovely boy too who gets you can't usually have ***Whatever it may be*** winkwink :)

  • very nonsense

  • You want...a dove ornament? A...dove...ornament...

  • This is all Bloomberg has given to New York. Insufferable greed and selfishness. Never mind Nixmarie, give the city away to silly crappers. We could all die, but it is MOST important NYC becomes a 3rd-rate tourist trap.

  • WHAT THE FUCK??? WAS THAT

  • uhmmmmmm.........

  • Yes, this is a shit!!!

  • This is sooo gay on soo many levels

  • I HAVE THAT SWEATSHIRT!!!

  • worst commercial ever. most over priced worthless shit ever.

  • f*cking mass consumerism, man

  • what the fuck?!! product placement much?!! or maybe it was on purpose...

  • hey

  • wow

  • LOL WTF!

  • WHAT THE FUCK. THAT WAS EPICLY AMAZING?@#

  • HHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAA its sucks..........

  • more chipper then cranky...

  • ...I.......I......I don't.........WHAT IS THIS?!

  • i think this would be more funny if you weren't adverstising things! But cute outfit!

  • Errrm WAT DA FAK!?

  • Cranky???? ....he's as gay as a four dollar bill =/

  • it would be beast to work with him lol

  • The Ralph Ralph show- Episode 3 rocks you should watch it

  • No wonder the women in NY are lesbian.....ALL the men are guy as flowers! Looks like a few Alabama red-necks need to come up show the ladies how a real man is represented...

  • fuck this...

  • SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL

  • facepalm

  • THIS IS MADNESS!!

  • lol its hillarious

    great vid xD

  • what the hell is barneys? and why is that crap so over priced?

    I need to open one of these barneys.....I can get morons to buy really expensive garbage too!!

  • ugly.

  • this 'cranky elf' doesn't seem cranky...it seems more snobbish.

  • i thought this was cute, though those prices make me wanna puke since i'm living on beans and water

  • All the bitches want super expensive shit

  • wtf is this shameless advertising...

  • hahaha wtf i clicked on this becuz i thot it was a dancing video

  • lol

  • is there anything in this store for under $20?

  • wtf.........

  • so is he gonna pay for it all himself?

  • Awww, Simon Doonan!

  • Love the cranky Elf :)...muah :D

  • Wow. That is retarded. $350 for a pair of sunglasses. Only a complete fool would spend that kind of money.

  • its random but funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I'm pretty sure this is fake. He isn't even writing what they want on the notepad, just scribbling.

  • ...what.  the. fuck. is. this?

  • You weren't cranky at all. Unless by cranky you meant flamboyant.

  • what the fuck did i just witness

  • WTF?! I was waiting for the joke, but the jokes on me,2 mins into it..shit

  • hahahah

  • what a bunch of losers

  • Does it make ANY sense...???

  • This is so fucking retarded!

  • This is simply advertisment for barnies... just mark the video as spam people.

  • And why was this upload? Besides waste about 4minutes and 6 seconds of a persons life ,and waste space on youtube.

  • It's obviously an advertisement for all their products.

  • futbol

    

  • WHAT IS A NEW YORK

  • Dude, the day I buy a $75 candle...

  • Lol $350 for those sunglasses, I could buy something just like them in the gas station for ten bucks.

  • what the hell

  • this is an advertisement video what is dove ornoment? and everyone in this video knows their brands! I want something from payless please! Wait Payless is santa's shop right?

  • there are a ton of jews who work for barney's jeez

  • geez nobody wished for peace on earth and an end to poverty? greedy greedy greedy lol

  • yo for a heads up stop watching this video now

  • :))..the gay shaved lepricon

    

  • ok..you people have too much money....one a walet for 300 bucks....go adopt a foreign kid...or donate to a fkn charity.... i could live for a week off what you people spend on a stupid peice of shyt charm necklace

  • hahaha this is sooo funny

  • I sat through this whole video hoping Terry Tate would show up and throw the elf through a wall.

  • WTF???? is this!!!!!

  • 3:15.. I want this jacket so bad! :[

  • please never make vids again ... barneyrocks

  • I think the only thing I got from this is that now I am excited for Christmas, and it's only fucking JUNE! On a side note is it just me or do others kind of want to smack some of the people who chose "cheap" gifts when others were asking for jewelry worth several grand?

  • why was this recommended for me??!??!

  • and what is barney what are u making gift's ? mr elf or are u making a publicity somthn on youtube?

  • it's like a gay old elf :))

  • wow your so hot!!!!!

  • This video gave me post traumatic stress.

  • lol advertising hella hard

  • what the heck????

  • I thought this was the show "The Office" !

  • hahahah

  • misto...

  • Simon Doonan = THE CUTEST GAY BRITISH MAN EVER :O

  • boring....

    i thing hes gay !

  • What do you want for x-mas fancy boy ? Ohh I want that fancy shirt from fancy lactoste....

  • haha what's this?

  • this is awesome!!!! <3

  • Lamest video. EVER

  • this is funny

  • ur gay

    

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH THIS IS SO AWESOME

  • hello my name is Dennis from romania somewhere in Europe I like your video very funny and shirt:))) bye bye :)

  • yeahs

  • this seems like Barnie's is using youtube to advertisement

  • it was funny

  • What in the world?! XD

  • SIMON!

  • Holy Mackenzie! The most entertaining part of this video was the poster in the background showing naked people at 2:26. And even that was just odd.....

  • My mind is now fried

  • I want that fuckin hoodie.

  • hes crazy

  • this is basically a big advertisement ....BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! YOU SUCK!!!

  • I feel completely lost. why did I watch that?! :P

  • This was funny.

    He was just a cranky little elf.

    Didn't know what to expect in this video.

    Turns out, he was pretty cranky.

  • what a waste of my time!!!! 

  • the alligators looks like they are hibernating...looks like they are having an orgy!!!...what a stupid video

  • I kinda like it..... you people need to learn the word "chic"!!! Most of you not from NY wouldn't get it.... ha!

  • omg i love green!

  • lol i like how every comment is voted up

  • #LOL

  • sort of disturbing...

    

  • Ive got me clipboard... Ive got me list.

  • 3:11 isnt that the lady from just shoot me?

  • time to throw the elf, go for distance

  • Thanks for posting this video, I now know That Barney's New York is the absolute worst store in all of America to shop at, and not just because the prices are so high, but because all the items in this video are absolute crap and I wouldn't give $1.00 for any of them if I saw them at a yard sale.

    So how did this video make it to the front page of youtube? Probably because youtube got bought out!

    Youtube now officially sucks, I'm leaving youtube!!!

  • i love simon doonan!

  • I want a piggy

  • wtf

  • The guy who is featured favorited this ad made by the employees at BarneysRocks.

  • haha

  • My sister in law works and shops at this place. I now know why they're broke all the time! 295 bucks for a passport protector? Mine's fuckin' duct taped together!

  • for christmas i would like to kick u in the head =]

  • his not cranky his gay

  • wtf ?

  • To me, this is strangely entertaining..I think it's his accent

  • disgusting !!

  • Tingle?????????

  • hahahahahaha

  • he's cranky but sounds "super happy"

  • Link in the office?

  • hahaha "yes kwanzaa, what would you like for kwanzaa?" This is funny actually.

  • #WTF

    

  • this was entertaining and fun. but wtf is this shit xD?

  • awful

  • well the giant heap of advertising sure is important nowadays (i'm looking at you vevo xD)

  • what the fuck did i just watch?

  • Really good camera work! SMart clip!

  • OMFG............THIS IS epic

  • Besides the fact that this is really weird....Did you see those price tags!?!??

  • i hate this elf.

  • Simon Doonan is Jonathan Adler's partner. Juuuuust a bit self-serving to pick your boyfriend's video as one of the most influential in five years.

  • lmao not sure if it's a YT prank or a simple mix up but either way it's great reading everyones comments

  • im so confused

  • OH MY GOD.. I think i just peed myself laughing

  • Cool, so this is the real Simon from "Beautiful People" ?

  • This has to be the dumbest video i have ever seen on youtube... i have wasted exactly 4 min. 6 secs. of my life.

  • ROFL-I thought this was one of Conan's favs and so I thought it would be good...then I realized this is like..WTF? Then I read what you all put and it's the same thing I was thinking. Now it's funny. lol

  • This was definetly a hilarious video.

  • 5th graders probably made this

  • Good fucking grief is this what it's come to.

  • I think a lot of people want to know what the fuck this is.

    I however.. on a personal level find it very entertaining.

    lolz thumbs up!

  • WTH ?? IS THIS?!

  • ????????

  • .......

  • WTF is this!!!!

  • Why the hell did the Five Year Youtube thumbnail link to this crap?

  • WTF?

  • The video is bullshit!!

    It really sucks!

  • wtf is this?

  • Lol, Sweden's primeminister @1:36 :D

  • WHAT THE FUCK?

  • @Sevenoneight7 what the two fucks!

  • @Sevenoneight7 I just said that exact same thing

  • What in the fucking shit is this

  • This is the biggest load of **** I have ever seen in my life!

  • @marcwalsh1992 seriously wtf is this?

  • @darnsmall lol i just typed that then saw you said the same :/

  • Che Simón yo quiero un plato volador. Para hanuca o navidad. Lindotrolo.

  • Why was this on the front page of YT?????!!!!!