PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT something bad will happen. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
Simon, I absolutely love you!!! Sorry I can't afford to shop in your store. Can you just tell Santa to get me a nice boy to buy me all those things?!? I'll tell him to get you a lovely boy too who gets you can't usually have ***Whatever it may be*** winkwink :)
This is all Bloomberg has given to New York. Insufferable greed and selfishness. Never mind Nixmarie, give the city away to silly crappers. We could all die, but it is MOST important NYC becomes a 3rd-rate tourist trap.
No wonder the women in NY are lesbian.....ALL the men are guy as flowers! Looks like a few Alabama red-necks need to come up show the ladies how a real man is represented...
this is an advertisement video what is dove ornoment? and everyone in this video knows their brands! I want something from payless please! Wait Payless is santa's shop right?
ok..you people have too much money....one a walet for 300 bucks....go adopt a foreign kid...or donate to a fkn charity.... i could live for a week off what you people spend on a stupid peice of shyt charm necklace
I think the only thing I got from this is that now I am excited for Christmas, and it's only fucking JUNE! On a side note is it just me or do others kind of want to smack some of the people who chose "cheap" gifts when others were asking for jewelry worth several grand?
Holy Mackenzie! The most entertaining part of this video was the poster in the background showing naked people at 2:26. And even that was just odd.....
Thanks for posting this video, I now know That Barney's New York is the absolute worst store in all of America to shop at, and not just because the prices are so high, but because all the items in this video are absolute crap and I wouldn't give $1.00 for any of them if I saw them at a yard sale.
So how did this video make it to the front page of youtube? Probably because youtube got bought out!
Youtube now officially sucks, I'm leaving youtube!!!
My sister in law works and shops at this place. I now know why they're broke all the time! 295 bucks for a passport protector? Mine's fuckin' duct taped together!
ROFL-I thought this was one of Conan's favs and so I thought it would be good...then I realized this is like..WTF? Then I read what you all put and it's the same thing I was thinking. Now it's funny. lol
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT something bad will happen. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
simba17able 1 year ago
how is he cranky
graffitibomber56 1 year ago 11
AHAHAHA MY BROTHERS NAME IS SIMON AND I JUST HAD TO #LOL AT HIM BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HE WAS SO ANGRY BUT I KEPT LAUGHING xD
iamnotwrong 1 year ago
i want c0Rg| sucks
thepoppy1824 1 year ago
what the shizzle?
MarcBeckK 1 year ago
wtf
drolhonrhot 1 year ago 4
bullshit vid...
MrPHiLoL 1 year ago
Simon, I absolutely love you!!! Sorry I can't afford to shop in your store. Can you just tell Santa to get me a nice boy to buy me all those things?!? I'll tell him to get you a lovely boy too who gets you can't usually have ***Whatever it may be*** winkwink :)
solangejolie2012 1 year ago
very nonsense
slash17rockz 1 year ago
You want...a dove ornament? A...dove...ornament...
pgiustino 1 year ago 14
This is all Bloomberg has given to New York. Insufferable greed and selfishness. Never mind Nixmarie, give the city away to silly crappers. We could all die, but it is MOST important NYC becomes a 3rd-rate tourist trap.
charmchain 1 year ago
WHAT THE FUCK??? WAS THAT
fordtruckrule 1 year ago
uhmmmmmm.........
ManderbearzZ6 1 year ago
Yes, this is a shit!!!
Nehilor 1 year ago
This is sooo gay on soo many levels
ilikealfandary 1 year ago
I HAVE THAT SWEATSHIRT!!!
x3hyperchikxoxo 1 year ago
worst commercial ever. most over priced worthless shit ever.
erccmmo 1 year ago
f*cking mass consumerism, man
jcspeb010 1 year ago
what the fuck?!! product placement much?!! or maybe it was on purpose...
bigdan241 1 year ago
hey
soulfeel1 1 year ago
wow
Juyoung10000 1 year ago
LOL WTF!
Nucleomituphobia 1 year ago
WHAT THE FUCK. THAT WAS EPICLY AMAZING?@#
zerohtense 1 year ago
HHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA its sucks..........
inkman320 1 year ago
more chipper then cranky...
youusedupallthesyrup 1 year ago
...I.......I......I don't.........WHAT IS THIS?!
TheJazzyT 1 year ago
i think this would be more funny if you weren't adverstising things! But cute outfit!
Jdoylestudio 1 year ago
Errrm WAT DA FAK!?
Noocyz 1 year ago
Cranky???? ....he's as gay as a four dollar bill =/
lipoicacid 1 year ago
it would be beast to work with him lol
99att99str99prayer99 1 year ago
The Ralph Ralph show- Episode 3 rocks you should watch it
mikeforway 1 year ago
No wonder the women in NY are lesbian.....ALL the men are guy as flowers! Looks like a few Alabama red-necks need to come up show the ladies how a real man is represented...
MultiJugernaut 1 year ago
fuck this...
taicq 1 year ago
SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL
fiveandahalfpeople 1 year ago
facepalm
Jeffreymetalz91 1 year ago
THIS IS MADNESS!!
bart666a 1 year ago
lol its hillarious
great vid xD
bonin151 1 year ago
what the hell is barneys? and why is that crap so over priced?
I need to open one of these barneys.....I can get morons to buy really expensive garbage too!!
ffcloud321 1 year ago
ugly.
igotriceproductions 1 year ago
this 'cranky elf' doesn't seem cranky...it seems more snobbish.
Kyothon 1 year ago
i thought this was cute, though those prices make me wanna puke since i'm living on beans and water
agrus001 1 year ago
All the bitches want super expensive shit
topsy420 1 year ago
wtf is this shameless advertising...
dmyhre16 1 year ago
hahaha wtf i clicked on this becuz i thot it was a dancing video
jabbawockeez1750 1 year ago
lol
julieandsofie 1 year ago
is there anything in this store for under $20?
Larousse1995 1 year ago
wtf.........
clarinetplayer25 1 year ago
so is he gonna pay for it all himself?
w1rexwins 1 year ago
Awww, Simon Doonan!
FlyingSwatters 1 year ago
Love the cranky Elf :)...muah :D
Mariposakisses 1 year ago
Wow. That is retarded. $350 for a pair of sunglasses. Only a complete fool would spend that kind of money.
Yyyyzyyy 1 year ago
its random but funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
100Monkeyface 1 year ago
I'm pretty sure this is fake. He isn't even writing what they want on the notepad, just scribbling.
Yyyyzyyy 1 year ago
...what. the. fuck. is. this?
Giggitygagagoo 1 year ago
You weren't cranky at all. Unless by cranky you meant flamboyant.
CommentWasSoRetarded 1 year ago
what the fuck did i just witness
MrWingchang 1 year ago
WTF?! I was waiting for the joke, but the jokes on me,2 mins into it..shit
deanajandeny65 1 year ago
hahahah
darlenedabitch 1 year ago
what a bunch of losers
irishman1405 1 year ago
Does it make ANY sense...???
antipoti 1 year ago
This is so fucking retarded!
carick235 1 year ago
This is simply advertisment for barnies... just mark the video as spam people.
Tconl 1 year ago
And why was this upload? Besides waste about 4minutes and 6 seconds of a persons life ,and waste space on youtube.
k0killar 1 year ago
It's obviously an advertisement for all their products.
EccentricBeau 1 year ago
futbol
phrenetic6 1 year ago
WHAT IS A NEW YORK
ComedyBaby123 1 year ago
Dude, the day I buy a $75 candle...
FreeAvidD 1 year ago
Lol $350 for those sunglasses, I could buy something just like them in the gas station for ten bucks.
TechnologyGod 1 year ago
what the hell
willr911 1 year ago
this is an advertisement video what is dove ornoment? and everyone in this video knows their brands! I want something from payless please! Wait Payless is santa's shop right?
somchatvideos 1 year ago
there are a ton of jews who work for barney's jeez
FutureFrontLA 1 year ago
geez nobody wished for peace on earth and an end to poverty? greedy greedy greedy lol
RainstormInSpace 1 year ago
yo for a heads up stop watching this video now
Bloodybeetroots13 1 year ago
:))..the gay shaved lepricon
tibixro 1 year ago
ok..you people have too much money....one a walet for 300 bucks....go adopt a foreign kid...or donate to a fkn charity.... i could live for a week off what you people spend on a stupid peice of shyt charm necklace
hardhatg69 1 year ago
hahaha this is sooo funny
salammandersox 1 year ago
I sat through this whole video hoping Terry Tate would show up and throw the elf through a wall.
disgrapefruit2bitter 1 year ago
WTF???? is this!!!!!
ivan101killa 1 year ago
3:15.. I want this jacket so bad! :[
BroandhisSis 1 year ago
please never make vids again ... barneyrocks
asifnur2 1 year ago
I think the only thing I got from this is that now I am excited for Christmas, and it's only fucking JUNE! On a side note is it just me or do others kind of want to smack some of the people who chose "cheap" gifts when others were asking for jewelry worth several grand?
RuinerxxSINCITY 1 year ago
why was this recommended for me??!??!
TomorrowsVlog 1 year ago
and what is barney what are u making gift's ? mr elf or are u making a publicity somthn on youtube?
hentaiflame 1 year ago
it's like a gay old elf :))
hentaiflame 1 year ago
wow your so hot!!!!!
13VANESSA1 1 year ago
This video gave me post traumatic stress.
billyboyjennings 1 year ago
lol advertising hella hard
steelangelblack 1 year ago
what the heck????
Dman52397 1 year ago
I thought this was the show "The Office" !
Idewdrums 1 year ago
hahahah
Milan0103BF2 1 year ago
misto...
MrKyokushin25 1 year ago
Simon Doonan = THE CUTEST GAY BRITISH MAN EVER :O
m1rr0r3 1 year ago
boring....
i thing hes gay !
kilstas16 1 year ago
What do you want for x-mas fancy boy ? Ohh I want that fancy shirt from fancy lactoste....
askox 1 year ago
haha what's this?
ShamanarutoKing7 1 year ago
this is awesome!!!! <3
BrianaxMariaable 1 year ago
Lamest video. EVER
GanjaSmokei 1 year ago
this is funny
narcomanel 1 year ago
ur gay
striraaa 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH THIS IS SO AWESOME
RosarioKokoa 1 year ago
hello my name is Dennis from romania somewhere in Europe I like your video very funny and shirt:))) bye bye :)
photoshopize 1 year ago
yeahs
Stickrazyinsane 1 year ago
this seems like Barnie's is using youtube to advertisement
ndn559 1 year ago
it was funny
ralfaligus 1 year ago
What in the world?! XD
NeonPockySticks 1 year ago
SIMON!
bassplayer18jt 1 year ago
Holy Mackenzie! The most entertaining part of this video was the poster in the background showing naked people at 2:26. And even that was just odd.....
raptorsoul 1 year ago
My mind is now fried
Korpliw 1 year ago
I want that fuckin hoodie.
giveuntomee 1 year ago
hes crazy
crazyivanism 1 year ago
this is basically a big advertisement ....BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! YOU SUCK!!!
snookpudge23 1 year ago
I feel completely lost. why did I watch that?! :P
akaTheDevil 1 year ago
This was funny.
He was just a cranky little elf.
Didn't know what to expect in this video.
Turns out, he was pretty cranky.
iCadaverx 1 year ago
what a waste of my time!!!!
kiki184 1 year ago
the alligators looks like they are hibernating...looks like they are having an orgy!!!...what a stupid video
puthiyatheru 1 year ago
I kinda like it..... you people need to learn the word "chic"!!! Most of you not from NY wouldn't get it.... ha!
flyboy008 1 year ago
omg i love green!
dhyoon1 1 year ago
lol i like how every comment is voted up
krissymig94 1 year ago
#LOL
anjemyheart7 1 year ago
sort of disturbing...
Doippavideos 1 year ago
Ive got me clipboard... Ive got me list.
blackpittv 1 year ago
3:11 isnt that the lady from just shoot me?
supersayn53 1 year ago
time to throw the elf, go for distance
cactuschris2002 1 year ago
Thanks for posting this video, I now know That Barney's New York is the absolute worst store in all of America to shop at, and not just because the prices are so high, but because all the items in this video are absolute crap and I wouldn't give $1.00 for any of them if I saw them at a yard sale.
So how did this video make it to the front page of youtube? Probably because youtube got bought out!
Youtube now officially sucks, I'm leaving youtube!!!
selectivemusicinc 1 year ago
i love simon doonan!
SasukesLittlePrinces 1 year ago
I want a piggy
vivalabra 1 year ago
wtf
mendozadan27 1 year ago
The guy who is featured favorited this ad made by the employees at BarneysRocks.
rex8000 1 year ago
haha
asdqweyxcify 1 year ago
My sister in law works and shops at this place. I now know why they're broke all the time! 295 bucks for a passport protector? Mine's fuckin' duct taped together!
mud409 1 year ago
for christmas i would like to kick u in the head =]
unopanda 1 year ago
his not cranky his gay
72ve17 1 year ago
wtf ?
azizsu37 1 year ago
To me, this is strangely entertaining..I think it's his accent
808Dillio808 1 year ago
disgusting !!
thedetective22 1 year ago
Tingle?????????
picarisms 1 year ago
hahahahahaha
abuNshNsh506 1 year ago
he's cranky but sounds "super happy"
Cooper275 1 year ago
Link in the office?
MrKokura 1 year ago
hahaha "yes kwanzaa, what would you like for kwanzaa?" This is funny actually.
vazqal10 1 year ago
#WTF
thepeanutbutterfly 1 year ago
this was entertaining and fun. but wtf is this shit xD?
oratadin 1 year ago
awful
eSpEEonage 1 year ago
well the giant heap of advertising sure is important nowadays (i'm looking at you vevo xD)
garfreeek 1 year ago 7
what the fuck did i just watch?
blackyiechan 1 year ago
Really good camera work! SMart clip!
stinkymechanical 1 year ago
OMFG............THIS IS epic
COPETESCOPETES 1 year ago
Besides the fact that this is really weird....Did you see those price tags!?!??
MstislavRousseau 1 year ago
i hate this elf.
ALMOSTLAKAI34 1 year ago
Simon Doonan is Jonathan Adler's partner. Juuuuust a bit self-serving to pick your boyfriend's video as one of the most influential in five years.
piloteminuit 1 year ago
lmao not sure if it's a YT prank or a simple mix up but either way it's great reading everyones comments
WhatIsMae21 1 year ago
im so confused
boredomsa 1 year ago
OH MY GOD.. I think i just peed myself laughing
dman5788 1 year ago
Cool, so this is the real Simon from "Beautiful People" ?
snchpnz 1 year ago
This has to be the dumbest video i have ever seen on youtube... i have wasted exactly 4 min. 6 secs. of my life.
NotoriouzBeast 1 year ago
ROFL-I thought this was one of Conan's favs and so I thought it would be good...then I realized this is like..WTF? Then I read what you all put and it's the same thing I was thinking. Now it's funny. lol
ST0NEY212 1 year ago
This was definetly a hilarious video.
ekessel21 1 year ago
5th graders probably made this
johnlowmanable 1 year ago
Good fucking grief is this what it's come to.
cupomash 1 year ago
I think a lot of people want to know what the fuck this is.
I however.. on a personal level find it very entertaining.
lolz thumbs up!
sethocopia 1 year ago
WTH ?? IS THIS?!
GoodComputerHelp 1 year ago
????????
tbsmiles 1 year ago
.......
Vaati333 1 year ago 6
WTF is this!!!!
kungfoolai 1 year ago 35
Why the hell did the Five Year Youtube thumbnail link to this crap?
isubwiththis 1 year ago 39
WTF?
anna258 1 year ago 21
The video is bullshit!!
It really sucks!
videosmamadores 1 year ago 25
wtf is this?
Silverduqe 1 year ago 16
Lol, Sweden's primeminister @1:36 :D
WubbedRS 1 year ago 13
WHAT THE FUCK?
Sevenoneight7 1 year ago 186
@Sevenoneight7 what the two fucks!
UchihaDazh 1 year ago
@Sevenoneight7 I just said that exact same thing
elitestrrts 1 year ago
What in the fucking shit is this
Guard655 1 year ago 5
This is the biggest load of **** I have ever seen in my life!
marcwalsh1992 1 year ago
@marcwalsh1992 seriously wtf is this?
darnsmall 1 year ago
@darnsmall lol i just typed that then saw you said the same :/
Silverduqe 1 year ago 5
Che Simón yo quiero un plato volador. Para hanuca o navidad. Lindotrolo.
paponsalta 1 year ago
Why was this on the front page of YT?????!!!!!
onesorange 1 year ago 4