The Keene Act & YOU (1977)

[Densaku]

30 "masks" watched this vid....^^

[VoiceofCthulhu]

I bet you that Rorschach beat the crap outta that camera man.

[Stormdragonbrisvagas]

I love how the shot of Rorschach mimics the famous Bigfoot footage!

[1114cole]

2:08 I go through everybody's trash

[RoastyHat]

@1114cole A reference to The Question I see.

[sparta814]

Shit, we need more Superheroes!

Fuck The Keene Act !!!!

[SOULdierX93]

fucking US politics bullshit below me...

[MaxFrisch84]

You take my gadgets and experimental weapons - From my dead cold hands!

[matrix11590]

Senator Keene and these don't know shit about Real Justice, and the police don't do anything they just sit in their patrol cars, stuff their faces with months old donuts and thinking about their paycheck and writing parking tickets. I bet they'll see a little girl get raped and the cops would just watch and if she gets free she'll run to the police car calling for help and one of the cop would say. "Hey get off the car you whore"

[ElongatedVowels]

@matrix11590 ...You realize Senator John Keene isn't real, don't you?

[matrix11590]

@ElongatedVowels I know he's not real and this is part of the Watchmen timeline, but police corruption is real, it's no wonder there's no real justice in the world.......And besides there's no Mouth Rushmore with Richard Nixon's head in place of Abe Lincoln's...

[decemi]

@TheSsbcandidates nope.

[SOULdierX93]

So political that it's funny!

[Milenkachan]

Prefiero encontrarme con un Rorschach que encontrarme con un paco ql chileno xD

[GokuMcDuck]

@Milenkachan

Prefiero encontrarme con Rorschach que con un narco que ni estudio ni nada y ya tiene sometida a toda la población.

[WonderBeef]

... But... Rorschach is my real American hero. :(

[NodDisciple1]

Fuck Keene, he's almost as bad as that anti-mutant bigot Kelly. First the Keene Act, then the Superhuman Registration act! What next, the Mutant Act!?!? D-:<

[GokuMcDuck]

@NodDisciple1

Bill 156... no more cute girl vigilantes.

[NodDisciple1]

@GokuMcDuck Nuuuu!!!!!! T_T

[vigo894]

@NodDisciple1= Let's ask this, Senator Keene, what if your daugther was raped and murdered by, let's say, Jeff Goldblum, wouldn't you be yelling "I'm going to kill that motherfucker!" I know men like you, who went all Punisher after a personal tragedy. Long live the vigilantes. You will never get rid of all of them.

[fizzypopism]

Rorschach: He can't get through locked doors and windows.

[calvinjluther]

@fizzypopism Well, sure. Rorschach respects privacy.

[ijwi]

I declare Rorschach to be.... AN OUUUTLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!­!

[fizzypopism]

@ijwi Fuck I lol'd.

[DevilDan83]

Curse you closed window, you foiled me again!

[GokuMcDuck]

@Eagle5

I am a half saiyan, half duck.

[GokuMcDuck]

@Eagle5

Same as the conspiracy that demons are actually interdimensional lizardmen who secretly rule the world? And that when you die you go to another dimension and that God is actually an energy source entity?

[decemi]

@GokuMcDuck more like we are under a hierarchical structure of rulers who rule us with Food, Money and Religion. That's a fact.

Who are they? Pankers, Politicians, Highly Influential and rich people, Royalties etc.

What are they? Reptilians, Demons, Humans, Vampires, Gods, Liars, Jews, Bloodlines, The Chosen, The Enlightened, Aliens, Blacks, Whites, Whores, Mothers, Inhumane, Cruel, Sinister

What are we? Humans, Zombies, Brainwashed, Braindead, Masses, Ignorant, Black, White, Inhumane

[GokuMcDuck]

@decemi

What are Pankers? Forgot about the beaners. ... like me!!!!!

[decemi]

@GokuMcDuck Thats all you have to reply to me? you're even more shallow than I thought :)

[GokuMcDuck]

@decemi

Err... no... I really am mexican.

[decemi]

@GokuMcDuck good luck with life, need it you will!

[TheSsbcandidates]

@decemi

Don't you mean, "you will need it!" ?

[GokuMcDuck]

I hope the Keene act does something about that Saber woman who keeps saying she is King Arthur.

[GokuMcDuck]

@Eagle5

From what universe you come from!!!??? It was the flying blue dork the one who nuked New York and other cities!!!

[GokuMcDuck]

@vashsunglasses

Totally agree! ¡Te va a caer la ñonga Keene!

[GokuMcDuck]

Senator Keene is nothing more than a yella bellied faggot! I would love to see him fight crime by himself to see if it is so easy.

¡Keene! ¡Eres un pinche puto! Te va a caer la ñonga cabron.

[esm82ify]

Do as your government tells you...they know what they're talking about.

[lordrosemount]

I liked the part where the policeman's wife brought him an empty plate. What did she do that for, to taunt him in his emasculation?

[Bioniclechicken33]

2:17 yeah, that never works when a vigilante with an old trenchcoat, fedora and constant shifting mask is around

[SazukiSakura]

I never believed in any of these american vids in real life! XD I still am pro for masked HEROES! Heroes, not vigilantes!

They just jealous because they are awesomer than them :D

[GokuMcDuck]

@SazukiSakura

Agree!

[johnnyarvik]

Why is Comedian shown at 0:55? He and Manhattan worked for the government and wasn't affected by the Keene act

[RokuroCarisu]

@johnnyarvik

Ssssh! The public must not know that! ^^°

[Verbeke1992]

2:15 - CGI in 1977? Nice try guys...

[nygge]

Now THAT is good marketing :)

[spy4863]

I like this ad, but I can't decide if I should tyake it seriously or as a joke! I mean-Richard Nixon a great patriot??? PLEASE!!

[spy4863]

Actually, I didn't! I never saw The Watchmen"! Thanks for clearing that up! I knew SOMETHINH didn't seem right about that ad!

[Edenhyde246]

lulz

[DevilDan83]

Curse you, window! You foiled me once again!

[DixieOfDeKalbCounty]

hahahahaha they didnt put lincoln on Mt.Rishmore.haha tyrant ass hole.

[solsticio17]

very good i love the movie and the grafic novel , and this and others videos are incluided in the dvd with the rorschars face I LOVE IT YEAH

[DJavr]

Watchmen's viral marketing is freaking awesome!

[thisisneverme]

Noooooo! Don't take away my capes and experimental weapons!!

[lloveComedy]

1:54 - 2:03 is he talking about batman xD

[NakedCreep]

Nite Owl

[xconvuXlsionsx]

no dumb shit

hes talking about night owl

[gunfighter964]

bullshit. the only right the conservatives support is the right to have assult weapons. they are against the right to choice, right to happiness, right to peivacy, and pretty much every other thing that america stands for. the house unamerican activities commitee was the most unamerican thing ever

[trlkly]

Problem is, all of those rights are not actually mentioned in the document that founds the current government. I'm not saying those rights are bad, just it's hard to say those things define America when they weren't in the beginning.

Plus the right to choice doesn't exist legally. Roe v. Wade was about the right to privacy, not choice. The closest thing we have is in the Declaration of Independence, which claims (but does not grant) the right to life, liberty and the PURSUIT of happiness.

[emmthreejonny]

So much for your screenname, commie-liberal.

[Lfdjake91]

@gunfighter964 STFU Dickhead! Its just a spoof no need to go off on one of your left wing socialist rants about how the Gov. don't do enough for you andwon't hold your hand through life because your to fuckin' lazy & stupid to do it for yourself, but I guess you liberal phony POS just can't help yourself or have fun w/ anything.LOSER!

[TylerCharlesFisher]

Remember kids: do NOT accept a ride in a vigilante's dangerous unlicened vehicle, even if he offers you candy.

[GokuMcDuck]

@TylerCharlesFisher

No matter how cool it might seem to ride a giant floating owl head...

[Spiritfox06]

LOL closing the window on Rorschach, that wont piss him off...

[BadWolf42]

@Spiritfox06 And yeah, like a locked window is gonna stop Rorschach

[Shanethefilmmaker]

I know this applies to all superheroes, but I think because their pictures are the most recent, they are attacking comedian, Rorshac and Nite owl the most.

[jokamund]

Richard Nixon having five terms and being on Mount Rushmore seems so fucked up.

[TheOverloader]

That's the kind of thing that made the comic book and movie awesome. Honestly, though, I don't think anybody but the founders should have been put up there.

[GokuMcDuck]

@TheOverloader

Yeah, basically those who fought for the indepenance of America, were outlaws by the brit governmet.

[SilverZeo88]

That's the idea.

[legostarfreak]

@jokamund I know. it's so weird.

[lordcrumb07]

is this on the special features blu-ray?

[GokuMcDuck]

@lordcrumb07

You know... sadly they didn'tt include any of these in the Ultimate Bluray, which is sad.

[LStudio1]

ROFL 2:17 Rorschach trying to get in! He looks like a zombie!haha!

[Ynnepchan]

I like how Rorschach just walks the streets like bigfoot. XD

[SH1N081]

does this mean no more batman

[MadJackalPrime]

2:19 - Oh, yeah, because a locked door and a window is really going to stop a determined Rorschach from getting into a house, ins't it?

[uctis]

at 2:17 , no don't lock rorschach out let him in, he's cool.

[OlaftheFlashy]

2:04 to 209: Nice refence to The Question there.

[uctis]

yeah i saw that!

[ContraNeo2]

That's it. I'm calling Chuck Norris that John Keene is preventing him from doing his life job.

[ironspiderWD]

on 1:23 where he says the real heros are the one who risk the lives every day.what a retard.cops have guns and tazers to fight crime.the the super heros or what he would call vigilantes use there bare hands.and there volentering to fight crime.if the cops dident get payed for what they do then they wouldent do it

[XXdarktheifXX]

It's supposed to be a fake propaganda film you idiot. Not meant to be taken seriously. Also, You can't say ALL cop's are asshole that do it for the money, that's like me saying all black people are uneducated fools who steal bicycles and eat nothing but chicken and drink kool-aid

[ironspiderWD]

ifyou are realy commenting back and arguing with me about this.then i think your into this just asmutch as i am.i dont want to fight and i think we can go with out thename calling.just  let me comment my opinione and will let you comment yours

[matrix11590]

@XXdarktheifXX We all know that this propaganda is fake but cop corruption is REAL!! Because of the Liberal Democrats!

[GokuMcDuck]

@ironspiderWD

Plus cops are lazy. If they decide not to help, they won't.

[CrittermationsPictrs]

The CG at 2:16 kills the older mood

[aenimate]

the comedian was in active service until that nasty new york incident. uncle sam kept him busy with projects all through central america

[intigfx]

Yeah I grew up in Nicaragua in the 80s, you have no idea what atrocities that masked bastard did here. Remember the pregnant vietnamese girl? That was nothing. Good riddance I say.

[MAegcuru]

i have to admit that the richard nixon part and the window closing on rorschah were the best parts simply because nixon wasn't great even in the watchmen universe and a window would not stop rorschach thats like saying "F**k you!" to him and will all know what happens when you piss him off

[crazylaceashira]

Poor Batman

[TheRebel2007]

Where's Judge Dredd and Marshal Law when you really need them?

[ContraNeo2]

So does this mean that the Watchmen and the Incredibles are in the same universe or prediciment?

[darthsciencit]

not exactly but the incredibles take many ideas from watchmen

[GokuMcDuck]

@ContraNeo2

Xcept that most people in the Incredibles have powers, but it is never explained how they got them.

[gunfighter964]

@GokuMcDuck it's implied it is genetic, like the mutants in the x-men

[EchoBoomer1987]

We should get congress to pass a bill to outlaw Christian Bale's Batman voice!

[TheDrkKnght1988]

This is the example of demonization of superheroism.

In real life, according to the US Cstn and the Bill Of Rights, we granted our rights to defend ourselves that includes to keep and bear weapons and even vigilantism!

In certain comicbook world, supers help cops fight crime. But, if a law requires active duty supers to register within gov't, then the Am'cn people wouldn't be able to defend themselves. Plus, it would supress their second amendment rights. Think about it.

[kiasersosa92]

I think in this universe, people would be so paranoid they would just go with it.

[ruckfules619]

lol rorschach walks up to your window, you shut it

rorschach is like "hurm...better find a different entrance..."

lol

[paroadyfan999]

lol hell just break the window

[intigfx]

and torture you with the glass shards

[Onefromthedarkness]

if rorschach breaking in to your home then he has a good reson

[houseoftheholy49]

eh not neccessarily. Rorschach is awesome in comic form but in real life he'd be terrifying. He'd strangle you for carrying a dime of weed. You gotta understand their reasoning for the Keene Act. Admittedly I don't know if Rorschach was killing people at that time but at the very least he was beating the shit out of anyone who was in the black in his absolutist world

[paroadyfan999]

rit

[eskimoman16]

THANK OUR AMERICA --LOVING GOD we have true, honest patriots like Senator Keene to help protect us from vigilantes, communists, gays, darkies, catholics, the Irish, and ESPECIALLY those CANADIANS. All hail president Nixon. HAIL! HAIL! HAIL! HAIL!

[RuckusKeffufle]

sneer so typical of Americans

[eskimoman16]

It was a joke, awesome Australian! Merely a satire of my country's long and depressing history of discrimination and violence against...anyone except male white protestants. Go America...:(

[Raven6248]

"Lock your doors!"

Rorschach: Pretty sturdy new lock Daniel. Only took two shoves to break.

Nite Owl II: NEW.......LOCK?!

[3baxcb]

However, they forgot about skin-tight outfits (spandex, leather, rubber, etc.), melee weapons, firearms, explosives, as well as clothing to conceal any weapons. 

And they never consider warpaint or helmets (those with visors) . If the Joker can do it, a vigilante can as well.

[GerardoNT91]

A locked door and a window cant stop Rorschach ,Rorschach rocks

[ScourgeoftheBay]

George Washington. Thomas Jefferson. Theodore Roosevelt. RICHARD NIXON.

[elrapido5150]

Blue. Cinammon. Raspberry. APPLESAUCE.

[puncher85438]

they put nixon on mount russmore america relly did go to hell in Watchman

[FalcornPunch]

I hope this is on the Watchmen dvd .

[Joel354vanfanel]

Follow my advise; never, NEVER hire Gordian Knot if you want to keep Rorschach away

[SassyCats13]

lol that never stopped Rorschach...nothing can stop him he'll brake you fingers or throw you down an elevator shaft if he caught you watching this

[Inv8erZim]

Isn't the Comedian a Government sponsored vigilante? The Keene act doesn't do anything about them.

[3baxcb]

If that is true, then there's something VERY wrong. The Comedian is the most psychopathic of them. The government would have known that he on one occassion (but likely more than once) nearly raped a fellow heroine until another hero beat the hell out of him. If that wouldn't repulse Nixon, nothing would.

[GokuMcDuck]

@3baxcb

He also killed at cold blood, a viet girl who was pregnant with his child. Dr Manhattan was there, he was a witness!

[Evilwaterdrtagon]

1:42 , they make Rorschach look as if he were big foot(A rare sighting)

[vigo894]

That's what I thought too. The Mount Rushmore bit.

[zotrablue]

Rorschach wears a face......

[TMMWrites]

Kill Keene

[Sierra026]

Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt, and.... NIXON?! WTF?!

Locking your doors and windows won't shut out someone like Rorschach.

I'd like to see Rorschach beat down Keene like the rapist dude.

[JiaBlackholesun]

Let's face it, if Rorschach's that close to your window, you're suffering at least a couple of broken bones. And that's if you DON'T know anything he wants to know.

[OMG1wtf]

This is cool! I don't think keeping Rorschach out is as simple as locking your doors and shutting your windows. Why would you want to keep him out in the first place? He Rocks!!!!!

[ReginaDucat]

Rorschach rattles locked window. "Hurm. Foiled." Leaves.

YEAH RIGHT.

[OMG1wtf]

LOL!!!

[ringmaster316ms]

@ReginaDucat yeah, i loled at that one

[Dudongo86]

Awesome work!!!

[Schmacky13579]

As if locked doors and shut windows could keep Rorschach out. At least, as long as you are not a dangerous criminal or the patron of a bar where Rorschach gets information, you should be safe from him.

[crazylaceashira]

I wish Keene was wearing a mask. He's pretty ugly. Also, was I the only one who noticed that they stripped that muscle-bound hulk? Advocating public nudity now?

[3baxcb]

Yeah but Keene is just a big-mouthed big shot. A Senator doesn't wear a mask because he would have high-paid secret service taking the bullets and such. The costumed heroes he outlaws actually risk their lives to fight crime and all they have is their costume and courage.

No surprise that Nixon let things fall apart so heroes take the blame. What the heroes in the early clips do was pretty heroic.

[GokuMcDuck]

@3baxcb

Secret Service Suits. I hate suits, they are a bunch of tools.

[Garfielosaurusrex]

"In a case of Rorschach intrusion, throw a can of beans by the window as far as you can." :)

I have the creepy impression that the dead guy on the photo at 1:51 is actually the cameraman that shot the footage of Rorschach just before...

[piki112]

nah thats a multiple rapist

[MaskOfRed]

John Keene is wearing a mask.  He's really Sarah Palin.

[derekjtg]

That damn John Keene is putting me out of a nightshift job!

[derekjtg]

This act can take a ride on MY "Black Freighter"

...

[3baxcb]

And with a side order ot seagull meat, fresh from the sky.

[derekjtg]

Yeah.

Yeah, that too.

[Detth2you]

where did you find this?

[jamusthebartender]

Okay, back in '76, before the Keene act went into law, my old man was having a beer in a tavern, and Rorshak walks in, starts yelling at everyone, and Dad...he was just kidding around, he asked if it was true that his mask was really a ladie's dress. Rorshak broke all ten of his fingers, he couldn't work for weeks, had to go on welfare. He said that was okay but I had to open his beers for him. My dad's not Rorshak's. Rorshak sucks.

[HolidayDeathWish]

Oh also, anyone else think the footage of Rorschach walking kinda looks like the Big Foot one?

[LemurScat97]

ABSOLUTELY. Here's more food for thought: Have you ever seen Rorschach and Bigfoot together? Kinda makes you think, don't it?

[HolidayDeathWish]

As a masked vigilante myself, I find this video very offensive.

[SugacaneNinja]

You're telling me man

know what it's like for one day to be working side by side with the cops then the next to be hunted by them?

[ChrisandSimon]

I feel so bad. I too am a costumed adventurer.

[simonj73]

is it just me or does Senator Keene look kinda like Ralph Nader???

[pokemon24354]

Closed windows will not stop Rorschach!

[normandale1987]

I can't believe all you hippies on here supporting Rorschach. My man Ozy will make this world a better place soon enough...and he'll prove that you don't need a mask and cape to do it!

[LobsterPotsticker]

Richard Nixonnnn

loool

[TheRaven7]

Rorschach voted for Bush five times.

[Tallacus]

Then I am glad my favorite watchmen and I have something in common

[SoraSol7]

What?

[Burori1]

Bullshit.

[Yllac]

lolol

[MrKipW]

Well, "no capes" is just common sense. Just ask Dollar Bill, or Edna.

[644547024430]

I stand with Professor Glass on this one.

Infinite destruction, divided by two or ten or twenty, is still Infinite destruction.

All Osterman does is to worsen the scenario for everybody.

[kristopher2800]

Damn Keene act. I felt a lot safer when the Comedian was shooting down crooks.

[masterxak]

George Washington, Thomas Jefforson, Theodore Roosevelt, Richard Nixon. Wow that was a good laugh.

[RDawg5555]

No, Doctor Manhattan is the true menace. Soviets have been stockpiling weapons solely because of him, and even if Dr. M was able to stop 99% of them, the 1% would wipe out humanity. But I doubt this will happen, because he will eventually grow tired of human affairs (Veudt has confirmed Dr M. lacks human emotions) and either a) wage war on mankind and destroy us or b) leave us and the nukes from the reds will start flying. Dr. Manhattan will directly or indirectly destroy us.

[ProserpinaFC]

Shut your blasphemy!

[CBTrekker]

Like the reference to The Question at 2:07

[svenjolly10]

i love how the whole commercial is pretty much a public service announcement dedicated to watch out for Rorschach

[masterxak]

well he was th eonly one who remained active.

[twstdsniper797]

like anything can stop Rorschach

[FTWINZOR]

speaks volumes to modern america.