"I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!
This movie you just watch happy-go-lucky Clark gradually become unhinged and this is the first sign that he is losing it, LOL.... One of the funniest movie scenes ever!!
Next time I lose my shit on a trip, I'm recited this entire scene.
SergBeret 3 days ago
1:00 lmfao
dadandlad606 2 months ago
Clark is hilarious in this movie! LOL!
JesseAndMike 3 months ago
Dont TOUch lol
iknowjack316 7 months ago
"Where ten hours from the fuckin fun park".........If I live to be 99 years old i will laugh so hard at this movie my false teeth will fall out.
kd8bud 8 months ago
"I must be crazy, I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. PRASE MARTY MOOSE! Holy shit!"
SecretService80 1 year ago
Rusty: "Dad, want an aspirin or something?"
Yep, Clark was crazy.
Tornado600 1 year ago
"I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!
bladerunner9405 1 year ago
DON'T TOUCH LOL
spaceorbison 2 years ago
1:06 most evil laugh haha
rudeawakening5 2 years ago
god, I got used to seeing the censored version on TV so much I forgot how much he says "fuck" in this scene XD
Ahahahaha fucking great :D
Mazzocchi 3 years ago
Real tomato ketchup Eddie.... Nothing but the best Clark!! Who has that one???
orangeblood101 3 years ago
in all the vacation movies i think the funniest scenes are when clark gets pissed like this scene. LOL
edgermeister 3 years ago
This movie you just watch happy-go-lucky Clark gradually become unhinged and this is the first sign that he is losing it, LOL.... One of the funniest movie scenes ever!!
imagine775 3 years ago
Favorite scene in the movie! DON'T TOUCH.
Dharmacide 3 years ago 3
Its a quest-
A quest for FUN!
Kristin2756 3 years ago
The look in his eyes says it all.
WVUer21 3 years ago
this is one of the funniest scenes ive seen
rgrambling 3 years ago
DON'T TOUCH!!!
LMAO
Holy Christ!
This must be the best Vacation ever!
6Anti6Hero7 3 years ago 6