TES4 Oblivion Fun - Excuse me, before dying...

[thefenixfamily]

thumbs up if uv done this before you even saw this video. ;)

[UltimeciaKnight]

I got a mod with the same place but that is remade so you can survive the fall. (Without Ocato) Not gonna spoil how you can survive it ^^ Check out the link to the mod on my channel :D (sub!)

[YouAdmireThisName]

Even in Oblivion they have the DMV.............

[MultiShadow199]

@YouAdmireThisName God I hate that place!

[SmokinSNYP3R]

My guy can survive that jump.

[deepthinker333]

@SmokinSNYP3R me too

[lolzz19]

Seriously can't survive that fall :O I survive jumping down from dive rock! :D

[Foilsdown]

@lolzz19 lol tgm, springheel jack boots ,advskill acrobatics 9000

[lolzz19]

@Foilsdown I play on the ps3 mofo.

[Foilsdown]

@lolzz19 hows your digital graphics going for you?

[lolzz19]

@Foilsdown Going fine? I have an HD TV.... But i'm not rich enough to buy a gaming rig for 1500$

[Foilsdown]

@lolzz19 oh wow! HD! cool! every diabolical pixel difined with an ancient VCR AV jack cable! good for you !

[pwfabulous]

@lolzz19 If you think a "gaming rig" costs 1500 dollars, then you need to stop drooling over overpriced trash like Alienware and build your own. I built mine for ~500 dollars, and I can run just about anything on max settings.

[lolzz19]

@pwfabulous Build my own? How the fuck am I supposed to do that? And 500 is still much -.-'

[Cutefirewolf]

@lolzz19 My dad and I know how to build a computer. I'm 14. Its quite easy to do once you get the parts, in my opinion. Just need good parts, and someone who can help you if you get stuck. Which, I did choosing the best parts, but I'm going to have a computer with a 10 terabyte hard drive hopefully.

[TABerselli]

@Cutefirewolf and @pwfabulous Mind if I ask what's your current builds? Mine is: I7-960 cpu, EVGA GTX580 graphics card, Asus Sabertooth X58 motherboard, 6gb Corsair Dominator ram, 2x1tb western digital caviar black drives in raid 0, Corsair AX-850w PSU, Corsair H70 cpu cooler, and a Corsair Obsidian 800d case. I'm going to get some SSDs soon and replace all of my fans with aerocool sharks. It would take multiple drives to achieve 10tb btw, as they don't make 10tb drives yet.

[xXDinoman1997Xx]

His last words to him could have been a little more soothing..

[rapsis2x2]

Is your computer a sandwich

[LedZeppelin420x]

i can survive that fall legitly

[KidaCut]

xD шикаарно...""!!

[DarthKeyrus]

How many tries tdid that take you?

[bfoster15no2]

You can live if you spam X/A/space if you target a seat. It's boring though.

[CuteZergling01]

"i'm sure someone will take care of it" - i hope so , he DIED ...

[DecmanReturns]

Can't even die without Imperial bureaucracy getting in the way first.

[foxcell]

LOL

[icern300]

i got down there using floating paint brushes

[lettuce246]

The "usual" department? Just how often does this happen?

[JilutheFang]

The safest place in cyrodill! Where assasins could simply eleminate the High Cancellor by dropping a stone from a floor above.

[foojuice101]

Only in the Oblivion world can someone defy gravity just by talking. XD

[TheOriginalElkstone]

I have a complaint Ocato, your second floor has no floor

[sylas61]

@x0xxbittersweetxx0x actually they are called high elfes of altmer

[Danceswithbeetles]

@sylas61 Altmer / High elves.

[LinkaleeLewis]

Guy: I HATE MY LIFE. AHHHHH. *jumps off ledge*

Chancellor: *grabs him* If you have a complaint, submit it to the complaints department and I'm sure someone will take care of it.

Guy: Oh, okay.

Chancellor: *drops him again*

Guy: NOOOOO MY LIFE HAD MEANING AGA- *splat*

[bloodofmono]

@LinkaleeLewis that is golden

[mp2611]

Dear complaints department, your barriers are not high enough, yours sincerely, Mr Smith.

[Nomuit]

@mp2611 Should have made it Mr. Doe lol.

[Xaio30]

@Schilcote ... It's when you hit the ground.

[WhiteLycanXII]

"I got a complaint. There are very poor railings on the second floor." *dies*

[TalonMercenary]

*sigh* there goes another one. Why does everyone i talk to end up dying...the emperor, jauffre, baurus and now this guy :(

[Randomaccount12321]

This video caused me to replay the Servant of Dawn Mod and take away his title of High Chancellor.

[PoptropicaRox21499]

umm, yeah im complaining that im falling to my death......... Submit a complaint to the usual department. CRAP!

[nowayimdeadlol]

my awesome powerful dark elf level 30 ! she will always land on her breasts O-O

[supashadow1777]

his complaint must be he's about to die -.-'

[scotb6]

maybe he had aids and ocato had the cure and it was crack and he smoked it all

[ImNotTheChampion]

Character: Talk to me, or I'll commit suicide!

Ocato: Shut up.

[ArmaDega]

I've made this fall as well, no idea what I did. But after the fall I had just a sliver of health left. I used to take this fall all the time when messing around with the guards, shoot/run style and jump!

[TheUndeadMagus]

I have sat in a chair while falling down lol

,and i lived O_O

[crikeniswin]

ocato would listen to his complaint of cancer... he died shortly after...

[Bronimin]

you cant survive this fall? all it takes out of my characters health is about half,

pro thief ftw

[lazermunky25]

@Bronimin gawd, what level are you?

[Bronimin]

@lazermunky25

20 or so.... cant remeber acrobatics level

[lazermunky25]

@Bronimin Im 50 with 100 acrobatics and I can't make it.

If I could, I would only have a few HP left

[morrisbd2]

@lazermunky25 My guy was 21 but i dont know what the acrobatic level was but i lived he did not have much heath after wards. Thin agien i was playing as a khajiit thiey always land on thier feat.

[lazermunky25]

@Bronimin Im a level 50 with 100 Acrobatics.... Ouch!

[Commandernav]

he died because ocato is ugly

[88Meters]

No, he died because Ocato didn't give him enough time to file the complaint about falling to his doom to get the council to take care of it, thus he died.

[AaronWilsonTv]

lol, nice man

[BffWillAndAlish]

Excuse me, this is a no dying zone. Submit a complaint 2 the usually department if u really r dying, and im sure someone will help in a week, 1 year tops.

[fifiisthename]

Just a momnet plz?

lol!

[fifiisthename]

Just a moment!

lol!!!

[mamag122572]

lol i one time used protect on my lvl 20 jumped down talked to him and touched down with 2 health remaining lol

[hindazz829]

lol i have max in every skill and i have 2159 health so i lose barely any health from that tiny fall and all my attributes are at 250 except for speed cause thats at 100 still havent worked the none cheating way to get that to 250

[pivotwiiman]

I have a high acrobatics so when i jump down there I will just lose most of my health. Yes I know It it an easy way to go in that room any time you want

[FluffyChocobo]

Hahahaha!

[crazyalien97]

lolz

[erikbijak]

looks like talking does help and it even saves lives!!!!!!!!!!! what no..no...no!!!!!!!!!!ceep on talking or i'll di....

[cipurs]

Excuse me if your going to complain write a letter, sign it. Put it in an envelope and glue it shut, send it in, we read it, forget about it, " accidentaly use it as fire fuel" and start the process all over again

[mrantitrollguy]

Im gonna complain about the gravity in this place, it sucks

[MrShinjiTabris]

everyone watching read ALL the comments thats the funnniest part of the video ok my funny comment: Excuse me if you are depressed and commiting suicide right a complaint to the suicide department and wait 2-3 days please be patient and wati a week then commit suicide quietly in the usual departmen thank you for choosing the IC for your suicide needs

[antoly700]

owned by hige chancellor ocato

[zarteen]

Fuck gravity I have dialog options!

[lolatmyage]

i once shot arrows at him from up there, he came out with 1 sticking out his arm lolz

[giygasattack]

Which department do you call when you need to make a complaint about the laws of gravity?

[Laestadius]

The high chancellor has such a commanding presence he can stop a person in the air.

[kaukosaadin88]

I had to do that also xD

[allealle9090]

XDDD EPIC

[ht448]

ohh my drink is hear place on the table and fly back up

[pielord4141]

excuse me...if your falling and about to die please write a formal complaint to the head office and wait around a week for a reply. Then we will send somone to help in another week

[TuRdSandwitch18]

yeah only in real life it wud b longer than that

[1193joao]

lol if youre a red guard use the special ability with some nice lvl of endurance, and agility and you'll see you'll get it...

[Mladencinaa]

lol!

[OblivionOblivious]

NO!!!! PLEASE KEEP TALKING ARHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ??? What just happend ohwell back 2 sitting pretending 2 do something

[theartofshred]

I find it funny how he's sitting alone in a huge group of empty chairs

[Ritakushen]

Broken bones? Please submit a complaint.

[SomeGuyFromCrowd]

Lolz. COMPLAIN!

[phantomlord91]

Hahaha xD Awesome video man!

[MOHSharpshooter]

Execuse me you're falling onto me.

[VamplordAlex]

he died because Ocato wouldnt listen to his complaint

[DJdude250]

@VamplordAlex in other words, COMMUNISM.

[wertyty12]

@DJdude250 hey fuck you

[DJdude250]

@wertyty12 fuck you chinaman

[RichardOnADragon]

Im sorry, you can't possibly die in here. Please fall outside the building, and write to the usual department.

The department of suicides?

[Odinn08]

You're about to die? SUBMIT A COMPLAINT.

[flare1129]

I can make that jump and only lose about 1/4 health :D

[shadowfire6497]

yea me to

[VamplordAlex]

I jumped this and only lost 4/4 health :D

[psychoREinsanity]

Ha! That would suck. Having just enough time to talk to a slightly mean person before you die five seconds later....

I honestly didn't think this was possible... then again I never tried! lol! 4/5

[tyrce111]

Submit a complaint and im shore someone can take care of it..

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO... Dont stop talking to me! Your voice is the only thing keeping me alive!

[modOblivion360]

shore? what's that? i mean ive heard of sure just not shore...where are you from?

[tyrce111]

Im from the sea!

[ToX23in]

lol

"What?!"

"Thank you"

*Silence*

"AGGGHHHH!!!"

[o0okierano0o]

once i jumped off and clicked on a chair and i didnt die

[TallDwarf8472]

Ahh, the deadly powers of bureaucracy...

[OblivionKnight457]

He bored you to death

[xXxEmbersOfHatredxXx]

What obe are you wearing and where did you get it 0:15

[DaEd234]

Ocato says: Wait! submit a comment to the department first before dying! You say: too late, Ow! I broke my legbone!

[WolfQuestluver]

@DaEd234

Ocato: Then submit a complaint to the broken bones department,and they will cut it off in 2-3 weeks.

[JaxFireBus]

The Fall didn't kill you He made you so bored you died :P

[reaperoa]

And just to spite his smiling you face, you land squarely on him.

[AdmirerofMusic]

Just before you died he smiled. Cruel man. lol

[ThatHoboOverThere]

win I do this all the time XD

[brelockUK]

... and i'm sure someone take care of your body after i say this

[Doughnut189]

The room is nice and tidy... what did he do with all those spammed melons people drop down there?

[SoulKiller15]

watermelon party?

[BRADARISTA]

i dont die when i jump down there lol

[Mattamster]

i managed to jump down there surviving. but the guards didnt appreciate it ;p

[angk500]

nice, I already did that before I saw youre movie, but nice! :P

[bertsaerens]

Lol, now there is a true burocrat. Just can imagine the next thing he would say:

"You can't die here, you need a permit for that"

[Sonnekalb]

LMFAO PURE WIN PURE WIN

[AnyaWerecat]

Uh, I'm about to die...is that a good enough complaint for you, Ocato?

[Skellee175]

Ocato doesn't usually talk to the Imperial Palace suicide victims. He just likes watching and then laughing as Imperial dudes come and take your disfigured body away. BUT you talked to him. Bet it freaked AND pissed him off.

[Drackulis1]

Excuse me,the Empire doesn't run itself you know.Submit a suicide death to the usual cleaners and I'm sure someone will take care of your body.

[sys2074]

LMAO

[G4Spounge]

ROFL

[Alexdark73]

xxD

[Obliviongirl123]

Someone in the right department probably took care of your body...

[ButterKnife66]

AHAAHAAHAHAHAAHA! XD

[tremendousswell]

oh, classic Ocato. How dare you die on his carpet.

[Maze0310]

You are winning for the funniest comment made on this video at the moment. Any competition? :D

[Thsnickaman]

*JUMP* Excuse me blah blah blah.... *PAIN*

[paulabearrrr]

HAHA

[HyperRaiden73]

this is what happens if your on too much Skooma!

[EpicalIdiot]

I had to fall 15 times to die :/

[deadheroz]

That's what happens in Tamriel when you complain!

[halo3masterakazac]

that guy cares i heard

[hobokiller1]

lol i did that with a guard

[dudeski3]

omfg!!

AHA!

Lol I found that place, and i didnt think i could jump off it, so i went onto the railing and looked closer and fell... the dude was just there... doing nothing...

[Ingenico]

ROFLCOPTER

[ninjaofthe9th]

hey, posting this on loads of oblivion vids what graphics/video card is this and price 2 plz plz plz im building an "OBLIVION" computer

[CLARKYG123]

Ok..... Im gonna change my underwear now anyway great vid!!!

[Ylvanyx]

that's how they handle suicidal activists that want to complain in Cyrodiil

[frownyclown2]

i jumped from the 2nd floor and survived. after i waited 4 an hour i pickpoketed his key and staff.

[Journeydakyubi]

u cant pickpocket his staff when its equiped on him

[frownyclown2]

he was sitting down, so he didnt have it eqipped.

[Rexillius9]

i survived too, it just took like 1/3 of my health

[nalo3]

omg he killed u

[blackend31]

lol dang him and stopping people from killing them selfs...

[Aerodian]

Heh heh...

[sonicfan1100]

possible captions---

Player:Hey, i should be dying now! Oh, I just did.

------------------------------­----

Ocato:Sorry, We just closed up this church service

Player:NOOOO! (dies)

[KaosDarthfarcus]

Someone sure took care of his dying problem

[ZombieNub]

lmao, i did the same thing and didn't die

[HYDROBLITZ]

wow! i did too, you are the best oblivion player evar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HeartyFootwear]

LOLLERSKATES

[jpetrucci05]

lmao

[mixitgood]

Darn beaureaucrats...always ruining everyone's suicides...

[squidsquidsquid32]

I managed to keep Boots of Springheel Jack from the Theives guild quest so now I always wear them!

[noobtoob23]

.... ok?

[EDB94]

lol.

[djrerun01]

Got lost on the way down, so decided to ask for directions?

[supertoastdemon]

typical male

[supertoastdemon]

sarcasm btw

[kasalii]

LMAO d(^_^)b two thumbs up

[Sniggaaa]

lol...if you want to jump from the lighthouse (anvil) then "park" you horse near the entrance to ulgars house... jump, and before you can reach the ground climb on the horse =B its very funny

[Thomaslekker]

xD

you should try it with a horse

[dragon7ball7]

all those words they were to much :P

[brapp3470]

my athletic skill is mad high... when I jumped down there, I lived

[whitearmofrohan]

lol, poor ocato...once he realized he had a dead body in front of him...

[PikaCthulhu]

I wonder how many complaints about lack of stairs they don't get because of that drop?

[NeCiFiX]

I don't die when I jump off. Max acrobatics. It's a good way to raise acrobatics though once you're an expert.

[Newworld444]

reminds me of a kafkaesque story...with buearcracy and impersonalism and all.