Hi, I'm Broccoli!!!

[pjMartian]

I LIKE TURTLES!!!!

[EquineTurtle911]

hey sam

[axd863]

dont watch this if your stoned DX

[bedhead1167]

. . . . . :D?

[BeeeKayyy7]

umm what... what the fuck was that?

[TheCrisandairtwins]

Im scared to sleep now

[IIinterventionII1]

wow... u have problems

[biebergirl784]

O.O

[11crystaln]

my uterus has been destroyed.

[Xxputty2shoezxX]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM GONNA DIE I HATE BROCCOLI!!!!! ITS GONNA KILL MY FAMILYY!!!

[tessfuery]

wow, im scared!!!!!  :d

[raufoss34678]

pease don't kill me!!!!!

[crazykirby97]

I'll never look at vegetables the same way again.

[TheCoco47]

im scared O_O

[pottar100]

fake and gay!

[sshadowman]

@pottar100 LOL fake :D wtf

[BLARG51]

my brains hurt

[elitesack]

epic.

[pigeon9131]

There's random funny things, and there's random stupid things,

this my friend is a random stupid thing :|.

[24yamaharider]

wats with that its so f ing creepy im gaonna have nightmares

[Isuldur99]

weird :D

[plazmathc]

yeah im broccoli

[PommieChii]

O_o

oh crap! i forgot to eat my broccoli long ago and its coming after me!!! O__O

[littleXmissXrich]

ha ha ha. my friends called me sam. cut it out. ya im broccoli ha ha ha ah ah ah ha ha ha

[kyl4edfkmsdk]

what did i eat!?

[jimbocorrigan94]

i think im high

[ThePuppetgirl12]

oh my this makes me wanna stay away from veggies and eat only meat...and cookies

[alkalinetriobabe420]

my name is Sam.. =(

[KayyKayy9513]

hi sam :)

[Kevin4381]

why did YouTube recommend this to me? fml

[wiiedmais300]

And Where is the Fun? I guess Its in my pocket.

[xxHelenHeels]

This is what happens when I find this video at 3AM and I start doubling over, laughing.

[hxcpandaxx]

@ xxHelenHeels;; Same thing here. xD

[kultone]

No, your a fucking idiot

[toontownroxx]

This video explains my life.

[MrDansWorld]

i hated it!

[1GBMProductions]

hi sam sorry that ur lonely.... LOL

[PanicAtTheDiscoRox1]

Hi Sam(:

[ZackFair1028]

uhm my dad has a funnier broccoli song lolz but this scared me in a good way xDD

[linkhacks1]

umm i guess it was funny in a strange way : /

[Generalredeye]

erm yeah not funny this guy is tripping on LSD when he mad this!!! this guy has too much time on his hands

[ottofan]

Hi!

[Irinandify]

Im going to have nightmares because off that! ..

I dont have a life..:[

[Zandonus]

Bad.. bad, almost evil, but bad.

[greatbuttholeoffire1]

Hi, I'm a nigger!!!

[Djebulba]

I wasnt normal before this vid...It got worse !!!

[HulkonaBitch]

fuck it. i laughed. funny stuff LMAO

[crazyval619]

I don't......I don't understand....

[13EN17]

:) lmfao i dont either

[xBAAAAAMx]

Ummm...

[melissajuice]

i feel guilty about the broccoli i just ate

[yjoshez]

holy crap my brother died today right after he had brocolli

[ambelle1]

I'm officially terrified O.o

[Nonniemayrox]

ok, now ive seen it all. *shoots computer*

[Amutofan123]

That was... kind of scary.

[AquaBlade96]

Oh gosh, I have enough of the brocolli and his friends while I'm eating, now he's broadcasting on YouTube?!

[kohana1314]

that was demented... i'd run

[Kuddzor]

that's just..... not right

[PIMPMYSKATEBOARD]

you wasted 32 sec off my life fuck you

[Brambleiah]

fuck my life.

[cookieztearz]

holy shit. RUN AWAY! and fuck a monkey.

[wickedistheshiz]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!­!!!!! *runs away screaming*

[puphop]

o.O

[RIPL1]

ill munch on it !!!

[R0cKInTheR0ad]

i hate my

self

[reallyrandomdude23]

i M gonna go shoot myself

[HabboRetroMadness]

HELP ME!

-Hides in Corner-

[Balsam6]

sam scares me strange things happen to me too

[joshyodudes]

ok.....

[Disturbedroximo]

something to get high too

[Hidan237]

Its fuck, not frig get it right....God children these days.

[concers999]

i am very high rite now.....

[cassieandclaire434]

that is so so funny! it should be like the top video on the net! Can you make more?

[matanpezda]

THIS WAS SO FUCKING RETARDED!! but it made me giggle lol:)) i liek eet

[famousmunsterz]

best vid on youtube.

[xWestergaardx]

? O_O

[coolcat898]

muaahh haahaaa MY NAME IS BROCCOLI!:p

[GaaraOfTheSandBox]

LMAO the Most randomness vid on youtube

[HottPinkkBoxerss]

who has THAT much time on their hands?

[0blivion1508]

lol

[baroquebodomite]

CUT OFF if you know what im sayin

[TAMPR0X]

TOTALLY KWL

[bacontoad]

ok...

[popcornskate]

....that....was....AMAZING!

[manbearpig6427689]

randim= good normal = bad 5/5! =)

[omfgstfu123456]

O.o

[MasterTheif002]

dude this is some wierd ass shit.

[xXshell9ktXx]

what.the.flippers

[JerryJohn1988]

...that was retarded

[Russianresistance]

this shit is retarded

[Brookeyyyyyyyy]

Hi Sam!

[snowball1117]

EHMAGAWD!!!! Look! IT'S BROC DOUGLAS MILLER!

[sabAPN]

OMG LOL!!!

[5dArK5sOuL5]

SO RANDOM !!!!!COOOOOOOOOL

[flyinglllarrows]

lmao random.

[objmgirl4life]

hahhhaha wtf/

[peripari]

LOL

[phantasmagloria]

No, serioously, now that I'm sober, you are still a genius.

[LegendaryU2K]

It is pointless, but it had me ROFL

[wwefan152]

when it says "but my friends call me sam" it sounds like john cena rapping like a retard

[sunburn42times]

i like the Broccoli's Cheddar Cheese Clown Adventure better

[ssmproductions1]

LOL i ♥ brocolii!

[cribkid1]

funny funny funny

[cribkid1]

AWESOME!!!! ☺☻☺☻☺☻

[SarutobiHokageX]

reminds of bob marley

[l3l0ody]

how Lol

[SarutobiHokageX]

cause he was a drug addict. badbing! take that bill clinton! lol

[bblueeskkinnyes]

YEAH! I'M BROCCOLI!!

[runemonkeybutt]

lol this is kinda funny because of how pointless it is.. but i agree with the other peeps and just want to add... THE BROCCOLIE IS A GAY TERD!

[URxMYxDAYDREAMx]

.....tht was...err....wierd....and y did u make this????? IT IS THE MOST RETARDED THING I HAVE EVER SEEN INCLUDING..THE ZOMBIE AND THE TURTLE THING......

[toontownroxx]

Learn to type. -_-''

[personess]

That's retarded.

[cribkid1]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Broccoli, fun stuff man, fun stuff. (Mabrey)

[Boopster443]

STRAIGHT JACKET TIMEEEE

[mustangcobradude29]

i think someone needs to be put into a padded room

[SlipknotFreak10]

Wow...that was...um...wierd?