Breakfast in Texass

[shoma365]

brb.. asking mom if i can get a pet armadillo.

[NaddiaCullen]

do you have any chupacabras? hahahahahaha!!!

[elizarules11411]

this must've been SOOOO awkward!!

[xSenZy]

Im from texas and this is funny as hell. Fake, but funny

[LeiaAlexis]

Omg come to England and see me !! X)

[RampantMovement]

Last thing he said was the only time ive seen him serious :D

[mor4095295]

"do you have a spare room?"

"yea"

"lovely" XDDDDD

[TheCristibsb]

can you come in Greece too???please come and you can stay with us for as long as you want!hope you'll come!love you!!!

[fsxpilot66]

...No wonder texas is one of the fattest states in the US LOL!

[minty23478]

@fsxpilot66 .. thats rude ... not funny at all ...

[230rida]

@minty23478 shut the fuck up. calm down. we all know you not the only fat ones

[shortyesmidgets]

ya everything is BIGGER in texass huh BritniY

[CVette2011]

She probley like bitch those are my cherios!!!

[xXjerribpXx]

he sounds like british person wen he sayes today...hahaha

[natdot2804]

ahhh.. the lone star state. i used to live there but now im in ecuador.i miss the flatness and dryness of lubbok. everything is bigger in texas!

[natdot2804]

ahhh.. the lone star state. i used to live there but now im in ecuador.i miss the flatness and dryness of lubbok.

[JuicerMax]

who held the camera?

[LoveTweets]

@JuicerMax HAHA! it was sitting on his dashboard

[titanchamp1]

you hittin that bro?

[SarahBrookeWilliams]

I live in Tejas! hahaha i love you Danny :)) please come visit me here! <3

[minigem55]

Lucky her! haha I want a crazy friend like Danny!

[tommy6725ify]

what is going through this girls mind right now while hhe is eating those Cherios

[Painfulheart1986]

please come to Melbourne and meet me...

[100PercentTHCfilms]

i bet they made sexy time after this lmao jk

[D1CROM1]

Listen to 0:17 - 0:22. He sounds exactly like Will Ferral

[luvonbroadway]

do you KNOW her?

[GisforGorillaz]

WHY OH WHY don't you hang out with me? this stuped betch doesn't know how to be your friend DX

[joeu5431]

Fuck Tex-ass come to nebraska

[mechgeek]

I would pay the plane ticket from Australia to England so this man could have breakfast with me, he is epic. Carry on being epic Danny. =)

[DarkShimmer17]

"YOU HAVE A PET ARMADILLO?! ...Fuck!" AAAHAHAHAHAHA ohhhhhh i luv u danny!!! Hahahahaha

[JacksonTheBoyd]

"Hey, what's up?"

"EAAAHHHH... I got you a hat!"  roflmao

[phenophlotholynathen]

SHES...SO...AWKWARD!

She just STARES.

[jointheian]

She has a pet armad-illo ? What's that?

[letterstomylonely]

O.O oh my god if i invited you over to hang with me for a day would you? by the way i love your show and i heard you moved to Australia?! :( there goes the hang out plan. oh well maybe you could just comment me back? that would make my day. :)

[chwy15]

rapist......

[Kaseyhinns123]

I love the way he said "You have a pet armadillo? Fuck." xD

[Jebac12345678910]

mogo si da uzmes kutlacu i da how old r u

[SarcasmUser93]

Come to my house in Australia!

[loveanianimeme]

Tex-ass

[mikaylafudge123]

You have a pet Armadillo?!?!?! FUCK! lol that was the best part.

[gokuvssuperman1]

texas sucks

[nenadfromserbia]

lol awkard

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

I want to invite him over :D

[grandtheftlego]

U have a pat Armadillo?!!! FUCK! LMAO best part

[Atrocissimus]

milk out of a plastic bottle.. must taste kinda weird^^

[LjepaNasaDomovinoHRV]

yeah

[HarikawashiSA]

The AWKWARDNESS kills me

[Shua1992]

Chupacabra. LOL. =)

[myshapoopi]

im bet he fucked her lmfao jk

[rantanen1]

i bet u skipped ur english lesson

[myshapoopi]

stfu u ugly jew

[WorldWideRainbow]

@myshapoopi

well you racis fucker. Go die^^

or face the wrath or a million gradualreport fans ^w^

You'll die either way and I will be happy. Then I will eat a cupcake in that happiness

[wishingyouwerescene]

this is awkward lol

[JanJanHolmes]

lol i wanna armadillo! i have a pet fish named bruce and he eats corn =P lol

[bowlnj14]

this guy is like a mix between Jim Carey (Ace Ventura) & Tom Green!

[H0U5T0N3TX]

lol why do u call it "texass"

[TheOriginalOwnage]

hoe-ston texass.

[H0U5T0N3TX]

yup...there are a few hoes here :D

[pilphh]

chubacabra?

[DallasPlusSunnyD]

she has a pet armadillo???

[Rachaelx333]

Can u come to my house for breakfast?

[alder500]

0:00-0:23 you look kind of like ace ventura.

[xiReviewiStuffx]

shes got a big ass ...Television lol

[summerlover1997]

when you have on the hat and glasses, you kindof look like a combination of bam margera and steve-o. and youre random like cartman...nice...clasic combination. but you mostly look like am margera in the hat and glasses

[tcote13]

the safety of my crew are my #1 priority after speed and daredevilness

[FalloutMontage]

Wow

What camera do u have

at 2:35 you had a remote CONTROL!!!

It was magic!

[Vallaris]

You have a pet armadillo?!?! Fuck! LOL

[LOLAR94]

woahh big ass spoon and bowllll!

[sparatan1117]

when he went to grab the remote for the camera she moved her arm imediatly. lolol

[TheEwanMarshallShow]

good vid 10/10

[NoPoPats]

Hahaha...

That was very awkward.

[frenchie777lucky]

Awkwaaaaaaaaaard

Lmao hilarious!! Awesome ass road triiiiiiiiip

[sigasap]

I LOVE CHEERIOS!!!!!!!!!

[TheBenz4lyf]

Everything is bigger in Texass

[46SliceDice]

that was funney and inter-sting................

[adxoxocrisp]

lol nice vid 5/5

[Epsand]

nice house

[twisterjustin]

whoa they have cheerio milk

[zoeymegmeg]

if someone posted a comment saying "i dont like brittney" would someone think they were hilarious by replying "leave brittney alone" ?

[elcentinela1991]

thats not brittney spears thats a fat chick

[Usieo]

the hat's pretty hot right ?

yea

thats coz its hot outside

rofl

[Jesermay]

You can just see that she is really embarrassed/fudged off by the way he is eating.

[jesusstapler]

"so what possessed you to have a friend over from the internet?"

"I love your show"

*Sudden reach towards camera remote*

2:38 - Watch the total fear and reaction. Britney's thinking you may have tricks up your pant leg

:D

[Antoni1242]

lmao you are obviously not used to Texas weather :P but you are still cool ^.^

[freak4rockmusic]

Hello, I am the Devils son, Please message me telling me that i may have your soul so i may take over the world. i need 119 more. Message me or comment saying "I give you my soul" Then state your user name, not your real name, (unless you want to of course)

Please, i need more souls. so send me them!

[bassproguy66]

fagget

[Leland64]

and also at 3:22... is that danny without the gradual report act??????

[Leland64]

danny your too kind

[kcsemp]

lols this was kinda retarded lol ahahaha just speakin with mouthfuls of mofoin chrios, yer danni your fucked shes gonna hate you lol but as if u car she a HUGE!!!!! BITCH!!!!!

[bananachuck124]

lol "im so fucked"

[AdamskiLawlerski]

Haha Britney at 1:12 "Cool, sexy,"

[AdamskiLawlerski]

I didn't really like your show, but now it's getting really "funny and inter-sting" lol. You should do more stuff like this :D

[barbiegirlx123]

i live in texas(:

[PartyBoy64]

LOL chuppacobras.

[mankeymunkey]

lol half the time her face is just like ;_;

[devonika91]

pretty house lol

FAT ASS

[ChaseRedelback]

... :( no im not

[mattdogg65]

that's very nice of you, what a kind person you are!

[MrdirtyDREW]

thats a real good impression hahaha "YOU HAVE A PET ARMADILLOW, FUCK" lol instant classic

[kaydramaqueen]

you posested me to goget some cherios so i wen downstairs filled up my bowl ad half m kitchen floor and filled it with milk then put some squirty cream on the to ummmmmmmmmmmmmm......tastes like crap :P

[Caboodie]

last

[KallieSingsAgain615]

You remind me of Jim Carrey!!

[lollipopraindrops]

he does to me to lol

[AccordingToJenny]

OMG my thoughts exactly!!

[zoeymegmeg]

LOL you have a pet armadillo?? fuck! lmao

[J3T35K337]

LOL THE LAST PART KILLED ME

[HeyItzSara]

Lol awesome

[AnduinDk]

you have a pet armadillow? FUCK :D legend

[Blaze619619]

-.- looks like hes high xD -.-

[WizardRepaid]

you visited a fan cool bet she was happy she sure didnt look it though

[Cnior]

lol

2 complete opposites

she is sooooo shy

and you are not

and i love the back of the cherrios

"WoW!" with some chick loving the crap out of her bowl

[triggerhappy77707]

Yesh. It is 100-110 degrees here on a 'good' day XD

[ihearttinytim]

You should come to Fort Lauderdale, Florida!!! PM me if you want my address. lol =)

[Teencat]

I'm sure she went crazy inside there XD when he rang the door bell she went "HOLLY!" and began fixing herself and/or cleaning the house XD cause i would eb going insane if a guy from youtube (who's kinda well known) would visit my house :P

[P0P53H]

lmao

i used to live in texas

that house blueprint is very overused xD

[L3thalShad0ws7]

lol. i kno right? i thought he was waliking into my cousins house for a second

[HannahBanana1x1o]

holy crap this is priceless!!!!!! :-D

[eartianwerewolf]

Heh I am in Texas for the summer. It is boiling hot here- like it gets in the hundreds..103 one day-phew.

Everything in Texas is bigger- including sweat stains XDDD

[TankerBoy11]

Az is hotter than that at 115 degrees

[PattyMMelt]

Cool, man

[puppetgirl248]

that seemed like an akward conversation

[nfltank55]

WEIRD

[texaslizard75019]

Yall should have boiled an egg on the sidewalk

It's quite entertaining

[lachlanSB]

like you can do that.

[texaslizard75019]

somebody obviously doesn't live here

go google it

[sarahbearak20]

lol, true reaction from the armadillo, haha. Fun fun!

[baciun]

you have a pet armadillo? FuCk ;DD

[HannahBanana1x1o]

Haha that was my favorite part!

[claudia933]

LOL !!

xD

you are awesome xD

[carlosrules1994]

lol the armodilo caught him offgurad!! he was like...normal for a moment! kinda weird

[shadeddoom0]

lol is like she is not even happy about him being there =( omg i would be soo happy =)

[MUFFINCAKExxx]

Eh..She probably just doesn't know what to say. I wouldn't either.

[SwEeTxxOLiViA]

"you have a pet armadillo? fuck...."

HAHAHAHA!

[TheSameButDiffrent]

uuuh wow in America you guys have such.............. big milk carton thingys lol no offense

[ShadowQueen25]

ZOMG COME TO MY HOUSE!!!

[rsdude170]

hats pretty hot right.....uh...yea.....yea thats because its hot ot side lolz

[HJDtv]

u have a pet armidillo?

f*ck..

[TheDarksEmpyrean]

great video. you're really funny!

[guitargoddess0527]

aw man.. poor brittney.

[nickjonasluvr123]

i live in texas

[bobwatters]

yeah i think he made it in time for the 110 degree days

[JAyThaRevo]

hopefully the next visit will be funnier

but u made the best out if it!

[callum784]

lol poor danny

[SufferedZero]

this is why u should make the people send you pictures of them selves before you stay at their house

[muvayne79]

lol i want a pet armidillo!

[dtulifat]

That was a little painful to watch xD

[taybabe712]

WOW. way to be awkard.

[TankerBoy11]

Britney: Hi whats up

Danny:(looking at camera) Eragh

lol

[Nic33rd]

Haha, nothing like awkward breakfast!

[jgrizzle358]

"my intro would go here but I left it at home" hahahahaha! lmao! fucking epic line bro!

*points at girls vagina* "my dick would go here... but I left it at home."

[nickjonasluvr123]

when does he say those...I didnt hear

[jgrizzle358]

he didn't say either. the first one appears as text on the screen at 0:24 and I made up the second one myself as a joke.

[slipknotdie8]

thaaaaat didnt seem awkward

[mylittleshortie]

lol "You have a pet armadillo? Fuck!" uhm hey danny seriously was that really awkward? like walking in her house and eating her cereal and stuff and you dont even know her?

ps was the armadillo cute?

[mugdog4]

you have to see the comedy in his title, texass. almost like tex ass

[LolliP0Pxoxo]

dude that was so awkward >.> did u see how she moved her hand away when he grabbed for the remote thing? 2:38

[joelwelch2000]

yeah thats wierd I felt wierd even though I had absolutely nothing to fuckin do with that shit

[TheRsMuffin]

i felt akward when i was watching that and i wasnt even there o_o

[SuppaFunkyMan]

ahhhh there i am!...IF ANYONE KNOWS WHAT HIS EDITING SOFTWARE IS TELL ME PLEEEAAASSSEEE!!!

[xxxabusivexxx]

oh man that is really scary

haha epic cereal ;P

[moolikeachicken]

Oh man...you're hilarious XD

[CheeseSumo]

"Fuck"

[chazzoro]

chupacabra's xD

[TheSirMagus]

"you got a pet armadillo? Fuck"

[deena1224]

you're really really staying at peoples houses.

thats amazing. :D

[Dathdruid1212]

Sexy hat? XD

[undeadchoas8]

LMFAO

do you have any chipacabres?

i love the way you eat with your mouth full infront of a girl you've never met before

XD

AWKWARDD

[neilhockeypro]

"You gotta get the right portions!"

[scrabalabadingdong63]

ur comment got spammed, idk y.

[gregflorenceduncan]

He seems so normal at the end there... its weird...

[flirty423]

i know he sounded normal and like he wasn't trying to be funny when he was surprised about the armadillo lol.

[TankerBoy11]

i like how he says fuck at the end lol

[ericstrawhand]

super awkward...

[Luigifan987]

the first time i hear u say curses

[pheo91]

haha thats a mean bowl of cheerios :DD::D

[atroposBE]

pet armadillo? wow fuck!

haha awesome

[poohxbear5]

dude that was sooooooooo cool. where did your road trip start? where are you from dannY?

[VoodooZombo]

Hes from california lol, Los Angeles area, near malibu is what hes told us from the vids

[eagle33407]

you have a pet armidillo? FUCk lol danny cracks me up

[strongestkunoichi]

Yes Danny!!

There you are!!