The Baby Bullet

[luckyluke6666]

This blends all of your babies, to make a weeks worth of babies in five minutes.

[thefuckinfan10001]

fucking reddit!!!!!!!!!!!

[thefuckinfan10001]

what the fuck am i watching

[Silverstream360]

what the actual fuck, youtube?

[MatsPaasche]

But St. Peter, I've been good! I promise! Please let me out of here!!!!

[nickknows]

6:32-6:37 I haven't laughed that hard sober in a while.

[Ninjaofthenight01]

Hahahaha look at that dude in the background! I think this video is summoning cthulu to m y ho u se a gai n. .. he l p me to st o p t ghe th ee y sh ge et kyllk!

[SlickBeakin]

actually...the whole transcribe audio for this video downright SCARES me... What the FUCK

[SlickBeakin]

Transcribe Audio:  4:02 "Colon Cancer"

[clayren]

the madness and the horror of an american tv world

[scootamenadianeloo]

DAMMIT GRANDMA!

[Dagyo23]

fuck!

[capacioust]

I still want to know what the background music is



[MontgomeryDavid]

Why does Grandma want to drink away her memories?

[NiteNephew129]

@MontgomeryDavid Do you know how may babies she had to steal and feed to that bone removal machine? Those screams keep her awake at night. Drinking is the only way she can cope anymore.

[SlickBeakin]

oh come on in, MICK!

[Pandaspandas227]

dude you are a fucking genius

[SkickPank]

Are we doing shots!?

[suzbailey23]

I still can't believe they haven't found Clugen Vulcher yet. Heartbreaking.

[bd527]

Makes no sense and useless and distractig

[switchtrip]

@bd527 Welcome to the internet.

[NickOfNaples]

This is actually terrifying... "But you wont feed your babies just veggies and fruit... they also feed on souls of the innocent."

[mironov1]

IN_OUR_HOUSE_SWEET_POTATO_ IS_OUR_B.F.F.!

[scubastevebro]

lmao now i love this version then the other one

[Fsternoob313]

WTF is this? im so confused

[NotEnoughImportant]

WHAT AM I WATCHING!?

[0glorified]

"... This makes a hearty delicious baby that's loaded with protein," *o*

[littletesta1]

Thank you sooo much I watch all of your videos!



[katt1987]

NOPE

[FourSuitedJack]

What?

WHAT?!

[mechanesthesia]

@mechanesthesia Words*

[mechanesthesia]

OMFG! I have to worlds!!!!! O_O

[dojojack]

I watch infomercials like this except I mute the tv and blast music from Inception

[Anishyla]

You sir, are incredible. Please start writing screenplays, nao.

[Francee00]

what is the backing music to this?

[yeoungbraxx]

I can't believe I just watched that whole thing D:

[setzer024]

this is, mr.wolfgoreshow, my favorite video on the internet without a doubt

[rileycat00]

babys favorite food

[Arveanor]

View count: 666,666

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!!!

[thatrubberducky26]

wait so the mail man just came in by him self...

[bygraptharshammer]

this has to be the most upsetting thing I've ever seen

[matenzo]

@bygraptharshammer new to the internet?

[leakingpencil]

6:31 is the creepiest part.

[mosiss13]

That asian girl is hot

[rainbowhuglove]

i think me and grandma are on the same wavelength.

[zoh87]

If only real life were this good

[iBrez45]

HELP! I GOT LOST IN THE WEIRD PART OF THE INTERNET AGAIN!

[LordGarvals]

Rosemary's Baby Birthday Party yay! :D

[eleventhousandfour]

I'm not sure that I know what just happened to me... But I think I'm ok with it somehow.

[jumpypride]

this is disturbing

[xwrn]

Rosemary's Baby Bullet

[JAMI3M]

I saw this on loop at ATP festival over the weekend at about 2am. Hahahah

[eraseremporer]

frindle babbin thats the scary part

[TheEmpire671]

Theme reminds me of Plants vs. Zombies.

[ninjaboy56]

so, is any one else going to have nightmares, or is that just me?

[FullMetalSniperTy]

oh my god my mom bought one of these last week.

[BansheeGun]

1:50 "Oh my gosh, theres a face on it!" Well looks who's captain obvious.

[DAN5675able]

0:28 thats what she said.

[SuperNature90]

That husband has been pussy whipped.

[Yarlification]

For the love of all that is holy, settle down grandma!

[cmagnus7980]

OMFG my mind has been permanently warped... thanks AOTS....

[ali14chahrour]

The events taking place in the actual infomercial will never happen.

[jessejallred]

I feel like I just survived a 5 hour acid trip and I feel like I've been ear violated. can this video ever be unheard??!!

[THEReverendMaxwell]

It looks like a basketball where shes supposed to be pregnant

[MickHarmeling]

MAYNGUENE BANANA

[ZonkedZombie88]

I just sat through the whole 7 mins and I have no idea what my opinion on this is?? I need to lie down . . . o_0

[BenCostaII]

@ZonkedZombie88 No, don't, you may fall asleep. . . and w̶̎͋̋̀̋h̏̑ȍͮ̋ k̝̰̱͞n̔͋ͥ͏̘̯̜̥̦o̴̤̬̣̘̞̤͛ͭ̄ͮw̒ͯ­͍s̬͔̀͗̏̊ͨͥ͑͢ w̻̦̼̼̽͒̂̽̎h͚͍͙̱̲̖̿ͪͫ̾̚a̢ͭͨͤ̾̓ͩ­͖̠͉͕̞̻̯͎͡t̷̴̖̞̬̘̰̠̯̽̊͑͘ ̵̤̣̣̠͇ͨ͆̀͊m͎͔̹̩̜̰͈͉ͥ̎ͯ̋̇̄ͯͭiͯͦ­͉͇̬̙̹̖̃͑͋͋ͣ̈̕͞g̢͚̻̩̮̖̈́́̂ͬͥhͥ̐ͦ­̡̨̫̮̳̟͊̄͑t̡̢̪̹ͣ͊̑̇̈́͐́ h̴͙͉̰̘̝͙̯̰̬̞͎̥̿ͨ̐̈́͆ͮ̽͋̾́̚ͅa̒͊̌­͕̪͕̮̺̫̠̯̟̭̹̀̾̐ͬ̿̐͑̂̈́́̈́ͪ̍̊̒̂̕̕͢­̲͖̘͙̙͖p̔̉ͤ͗ͪ͐̔͏̩̩̠͈͉̜̥̱́pͦͬ̎̾ͨ­ͫͦ̊̀͒̇̄ͭ҉̳͉̝̞͓͍̕̕e̡̼̥̪̺̠̟̓ͪ̔͝n­̧̨̪͉̘̳̳̘̱̼͖̹͎͉̿́ͪ̑̆̊͐̇́̈̔ͤͫ̍̊ͪ­͇̙̥͚̹?̙̖̪͉̳̹̣͎̩̙͌́͛͆̏̍ͥ̊ͧ̅̎ͧ͌͞­̠͈

[TimeLapseSteve]

This is awesome.

[MrMattyVicious]

this....was...really creepy

[TheDoctorMcNugget]

Oh lord this came out on my BIRTHDAY

[TheDoctorMcNugget]

I'm here from MasterYorgi's favorites~

[TheDoctorMcNugget]

What the fuck

[jackrandall]

SOYLENT GREEN IT'S PEOPLE!!!!

[jd6735]

@jackrandall It's babies. SOYLENT GREEN... IS BABIES

[SuperNature90]

Why's the Asian girl so obsessed with things with faces on?

[woojiescoojie]

LOL illuminati @ 1:38

[RachyPoo662]

this is so creepy...

[me700gnomes]

you are the greatest Wolfgoreshow

[BubblesIstheFreakk13]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

[TheeDarkBatman]

That's one bad ass grandma.

[Laihoistheman]

the are you afraid of the dark hapsichord music's freaking me the fuck out...

[TheOshgoshbigosh]

"Sweet potato is our family's bff."

[Stabripbeef]

Oh fuck.

[valencys]

i dont get it, missing?

[JediaAssassin]

its the music that tripps me out, im so high, im nearly greeening out woah

[MissShannonWayne]

The person who made this must have been SO FUCKING HIGH.

[Shmeflar]

i find this video very easy to fap to

[GreenSight201]

fucking drunk grandmas >:(

[xMeanBean]

I seriously love this. The music is just perfect

[Darnellw88]

so thats the trojan vibrator?

[deleriousclock]

i died at maybe food.

[gamecrazy132]

0:28 "nice package...Ha HA HAA HA HA HA HA"

0:56 "ALL RIGHT! MAGIC BULLET MARGARITAS!"

5:03 "are we doing SHOTS!?"

Oh.....grandma

[leadfill]

Jesus Christ, I could not stop watching.

[Figila001]

"SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR JAMIE, SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR JAMIE" fuking LOL

[beto9298]

"OH MY GOSH THAT HAS A FACE ON IT"

[jutn]

LMFAO damn alcoholic grandma "ARE WE HAVING SHOTS !?"

[AnthonyMojO92]

i watched this while I was high on acid, I really thought I was in Hell

[THEReverendMaxwell]

By far your creepiest and funniest video, you're extremely talented man

[PitaBreadPeetah]

Can it blend actual babies?

[Roxxzor816]

I love how this is the top video result when you search "Baby Bullet" in Google.

[Bruchac]

lol----

[Nekkx]

There's a master of puppets in that Baby Bullet.

[MerphNUBS]

I'm with Grandma here, let's get to taking shots already!

[Xozmal]

We have no choice but to submit to the will of Baby Bullet D:

[helloxtomorrow]

I love me some maynguene banana.

[Zatchham]

D8D8D8D8D8D8

[cupcakekevin]

You shouldn't have done that....

[interstroked]

@cupcakekevin You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

[fucksalt97]

Alcoholic grandmother.

[Pi3Lord]

baby food has never been so sinister.

[BATTLEAXERIST]

now THAT is a weird boner.

[theanonymousprodigy]

oh my god I havent laughed that hard in a long time

[Cour10ayy]

Dear god I can't look away

[CheatingMimee]

ARE WE DOING SHOTS?!

[Colorfulnova]

"Nice package... HAAAHAHAHAHA!" ;-;

[PeanutThePhantom]

This reminds me of Rosemary's Baby.

[tacticianSHG]

WITCHCRAFT

[LordLegless]

This put me in a trance. Like, I think I stopped breathing.

[pepciofon]

MAYNGUENE BANANA!!!!

[Fallen80sChild]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?!

[imhilaryous]

@Fallen80sChild When you find out, please let me know. super mind fucked.

[Sarah24862]

I don't even

[badhorsiee]

I love maybe food

[chinamen555]

that was creepy as shit

[BrainFreezeism]

CALM DOWN GRANDMA

[helloxtomorrow]

"OHMYGOSH, that has a FACE on it."

[MeJustAgain]

i am so scared the face i was makin cant even

[AsianOfTheYear]

At the beginning I thought it was like a vibrator commercial, mostly because the grandma was so horny, but I was confused at the same time because I was like "who gives someone a vibrator at a baby shower?"

[alegitproduction]

A hearty delicious baby that is full of protein IN LESS THAN NINE SECONDS

[UnemployedZombie]

that asian is so interested

[mahnahkah]

Nightmares for the rest of my life.

[granolagirl8819]

"Maybe food" LOL

[sasukeichigo12]

My mother is gonna be like that grandma in a couple years...

[gmedespair]

WTF...

[MickyBeast52]

This is creepy.

[GregIsGo]

THIS WAS THE GREATEST THING I'VE SEEN EVER.

[empireofdreams]

This is the sort of thing religions are founded upon.

[droid7627]

4:38 holy carp best part

[ReginaldMaulding]

We just made a WEEK'S worth

[wapaha]

4:24 - Haha, the dude motions his head with BFF. With his expression, I'm guessing he's sick and tired of hearing those words (and who wouldn't be?).

[conquistador66]

WEST BALLS

[carnivorousrock]

Holy fuck. I'm drunk right now, and I'm seriously afraid

[imgordonfreeman]

the asian chick is hhhooooot

[metallica111122]

"Are we doing shots?"

"No! Grandma!"

[8bitnespunk]

i thought Magic Bullet was a dildo

[weapontheory]

I haven't laughed so hard in awhile. This made my day.

[AnonimousZhid]

5:55

>photo of LHC

>machine for disemboweling the baby corpses.

[tinyosborne]

5:02

[NotorioushCJB]

The names are brilliant! Tan Trundle! Hahaahaha

[SugaChic497]

i saw this product displayed at the store, and i laughed so hard hahahaaa

[syfyfreak100]

one word here it is MINDFUCK

[JoeyGentOnline]

song please

[JoeyGentOnline]

@JoeyGentOnline oh wait, nevermind lol sorry

[Assasins4hire]

i guess these people got their hands on a little to much sulfur hexafluoride..... lol i wonder if anyone gets this joke :D

[kurt2552]

OH MY GOSH. IT HAS A FACE ON IT

[weapontheory]

@kurt2552 Jesus Christ, I scrolled down as the video played and read your comment just as she said it!

[XDeAtHxJr]

Fucking saw this on acid, i tripped so hard!

[Hiiwhispees]

ARE WE DOING SHOTS??

[TheeSparklyWaffles]

One word. Mindfuck.

[TheLonelyImmortal]

4:45 Entirely on its own, this is the most disturbing, DISTURBING part. They are FONDLING those baby containers. FONDLING!

[aer71367]

Lol! I love the demonic lights!

[TheDannyRulez]

Nice package ;3

[bLaZiNgAnGsTa420]

more of your videos need shocking plot twists at the end

[Poque7]

tHaTs aDoRaBlE

[adriencamillebigbeat]

IS SHE BEYONCÉ?