Cheer Up, Karate Dan

[1970ladybug]

How did you get that footage of the naked lady? nice vid btw.

[MrEHollo]

That went exactly where I predicted it was going to go.. and it was awesome.

[gigablega]

I think the regular show stole your outfit in their episode "DeathKwonDo". . . .

[rage1331]

Fuckin montage!

[SirTannen]

Nope.

[CraigNdayday27]

I believe there's two types of people on here: Lovers and Haters. Whereas Lover's comments are like so: 'Awesome video, you have a talent!' while those redneck Hater's comments go like: 'u pce of shitz cunt ass lick hair dog balls go dye u pice of sht.' Are all of the haters just...Retarded?

[bugvader]

hmmm smexy.......... 1:10

[donpcd]

how did those markers taste?!?

[McGoiter]

@donpcd Markery.

[SpyreSong]

This is abysmally mediocre to the point that I would get more satisfaction out of being shat on one at a time by the entire population of Newt Gingrich.

[McGoiter]

@SpyreSong And your point?

[fs11klrk]

@McGoiter he wants to be on Celebrity hate mail.

[misspresident95]

I get the feeling that your effeminate scream has been perfected..

[bombermanguy8888]

You look more like Lt. Dan from Forrest Gump.

[wallball5]

That's a good Solid Snake from Metal Gear 

[djflexi]

you cunt you wasted 2:19 of my time and i want it back.

[McGoiter]

@djflexi You wasted your own time, you silly person.

[JB17Wagna]

@djflexi TROLL

[dudenrasse]

He looks just like Luther from The Warriors. The guy that says "warriors, come out to plaeeeaaaayyyyyy".

[lovejohnnydepp1001]

12 people got glasses of rubbing alcohol thrown in their face.

[5NailsToTheNeck]

this is actually pretty cool

[BatmansFavoriteGirl]

I have an unhealthy addiction to marker.. (did you really just lick that marker) lol

[LoLIceCream123]

What do markers taste like?

[BatmansFavoriteGirl]

Did you seriously just lick that marker... wow. lol :D

[thadeusrules]

at 2:03 what do you mean starring brock baker??? he wasn't even in this video.it was all karate Dan!!!

[hotgirl8889]

lol @ the markers

[beavis3313]

i like pie......

[Halochick86]

Bring back Karate Dan!!!!!!!!!! :o)

[McGoiter]

@Halochick86 Soon!

[BatmansFavoriteGirl]

@McGoiter You should make a video about Karate Dan loving Chuck Norris... like a catchy song or somthing.. ^^

haha.. thay'd be awesome. a bunch of singing chuch norris heads... hhehe.

[Heathaholic]

you actually put marker on your tongue.

[philgokuz1]

the last part was just hilarious

[Vadomont]

LOL!!!

[dariodragon22]

lol Cheer Up, Karate Dan isan awesome vid

[more2gore]

Poor Karate Dan, he had his great mood crushed with rubbing alcohol....Waitwut?

[AaronNixonPresents]

Setting fire to things always brings me out of a depression!

[ARAPTOR7]

Lol u must be so stoned when u make these... But hey im totally stoned when i watch them so i guess it evens out huh?

[orphanturtle]

The horriblle acting in this was excellent.

Wait...

[McGoiter]

The horrible acting in this was intentional.

[orphanturtle]

Ha I know it was great. You acted horribly in a great fashion. Haha it was funnny I want to see more of this character.

[TrebelClefmusic]

an addiction to markers?!??!?!?!?!?! what the hell?

[orphanturtle]

Sometimes people sniff sharpie a type of marker and it could get addicting.

[TrebelClefmusic]

o thats weird but ok.......

[always2bfaithful]

I love how you have the entire stock of your liquor cabinet on the side walk with you, and you're holding three bottles at once. You're not a cheap wine in a paper bag kind of guy are you?

Btw, picturing a basset hound in the snow, and singing about it always cheers me up.

[bloodXreaper12]

lol the ending

[iTwanvideo]

this sucks....no no seriously it does.

[McGoiter]

That's the point...yes yes, seriously it is.

[vendalsavage]

i liked it.

my life is so borin man

[NaturalBornPhenom]

Love the end.

That theres mah name!

[fodmunkio]

hahaha addiction to marker pens X-D that was brilliant

[darthrachel]

Hah, I love the movie Big. I suppose that's a good way to cheer yourself up. Don't worry Karate Dan, I still admire you. (LOL)

[roomwithacatinit]

....that I wanna THROW THIS glass of rubbing alcohol..... hehe (What'd he really say?)

[McGoiter]

"pour" this.

[roomwithacatinit]

oh.... I thought it would have been something else, like a swear or something...

[simpsonsfan2112]

Oh my god, that was so stupid. But in the greatest way ever. That was hilarious, good job Brock

[aribunnie12]

ahahaha...aww....cheer up karate dan...lol

[purpledingy]

*this face*

[Endlouw]

He needs a shark dog to cheer up =)

[pinkeagle5595]

i agree sharkdogs for every one

[indiaknoles]

i'll take one with mustard.

[friednothing]

I'm totally leaving a comment....

[Nic33rd]

Karate Dan's best moment!

[hellavanig2000]

LMAO I NEED TO GET THAT HAIR!

[Elllizzzen]

wow..you..you look REAALLYY hot in that outfit...it just makes me wanna..lick your marker? : /

[thetobbit]

all real men wear short shorts lol,

[chrischeckedin]

once again, you made me lol! haha good job!

[kidzor16]

ahahahaha ... i m pissing my pants...LOL xD

[rockyhorrorrebel]

cheer up karate dan! you might be a sick pervert, but your a hillarious one!

*this face* :D

[carennas]

hahahaha i remember that basset hound clip!

[McGoiter]

haha, yeah...

[peterstevenmaroney]

what up with the voice over in 1:53??

[lilmonstaraw44]

HAHHAAHHAHAH fucking awesome

[jakedancer]

epic just freekin epic lol

btw u should check out the new character i made it should be on my profile/channel thing

[TESOblivion4]

haha lolz poor guy

[LoveStoriesInc]

lol

[buska100]

There's nothing like a cheesy motivational montage to lift ur spirits,except maybe to have a glass of alcohol thrown in ur face.

Go Karate Dan!

[berrypie27]

I use to have that abercrombie shirt!

[kikikyami]

^^, and just one more thing.

How can I get one of your tshirts, living in Europe <F)?

I like the the brown one with the yellow mustauche. And do the come in girlsizes too?

SWEH!

[the9th]

Could that have been more epic?

I think Nay

5/5 man

[Byrill]

I guess he said something wrong.....and didn't want to say it again....that's why you had to dub him lol ;)

[ItsJami]

Ok, this vid made me smile. I am now ready to face the early mornin'.

[OliRancidTen]

"throw this"

[Shaunt1]

cool

[Stacktovic845]

Great video!

[rockrchic8]

got to say the song was a nice touch. lol.

[M1ndz]

HAHAHAHAHAHA ;D that made my morning

BROCK YOU ROCK !!!

[SEANxLONG]

Brock I LOVE YOU! You are the Master of Short Films! We need to collab again soon! My roast video with you is up on youtube again :)

[donovancrenshaw]

rubbing alcohol to the face would hurt

[McGoiter]

This is true.

[ForFun808]

omg so random! lol

[McGoiter]

That's how I role.

[cdeeryartfanrnb]

Heh..nice pun

[spaceman300]

Lol....Great Video.

[antiprep66686]

Haha Oh my god the dancing was epic...So fucking funny Mr. Brock Baker =D

<3 Jackie

[oddballmatt]

rubbing alcohol! lol good sickness! karate Dan will definatly feel better..mmmhmmm hmmmm

[shinjojin]

lol!!!

[himynameischris15]

Hahaha Karate Dan is awesome. I think Hair Metal Lawyer and Chuckles McFlarnigan have him beat though.

The new videos have been great dude.

-Chris

[yaxowx]

karate dan kinda looks like john frusciante from the red hot chili peppers for some reason

[DJhiphouse]

Brock no joke, i have a regular customer at my store who actually looks like this! WOW! funny vid dude, great character!-Tony

[GreenFire123]

hahaha i love the girly scream at thee end.

[Lowbudget2]

Poor ol' Karate Dan

[kurtc0841n]

haha what did he say instead of "throw this"?

[krankiev]

lmfao at the end

[dantespawn666]

hmmmm no that funny man

[origamiguy106]

OMG at the beginning you looked like Les Stroud! lol

[emmywarrior]

lol poor Karate Dan XD

[CosmicKunai]

lol addiction to markers

[steelbath66]

Once again, hilarious!

[falloutgurl247]

licking marks the new teen fad

[kidkyryte]

did any1 notice the new mustache shirt? it's brown with gold writing

[aroneous]

I can't believe you got rubbing alcohol thrown in your face!

[Punkette151617]

haha sweet

[wantsumcandy]

was it really safe to lick all those markers? lol :D

[McGoiter]

They're non-toxic, so...yes.

[wantsumcandy]

lol XD just checking.

[AAmmyy22]

cheer up karate dan *sings cheer up charlie song*

[DragonsRule02]

Lol, badass. ;D

Go Karate Dan~!

[James1803]

dog the bounty hunters karate brother dan

[NGC500]

the way you were smiling in the shower scene was just hilarious, my stomach hurts from laughing

[kialover123]

love your vids :D

[zhay783]

you actually have a beard!!!!!!

[ConorSantyPower]

awesome vid

[armydude4567]

but in a good way.

[greatgames148]

i bet them markers taste good

[zombieoverlord1995]

Hehe that last part was great

[hl2isbestv2]

Lol "I want to THROW THIS glass of rubbing alcohol in your face.!" Haha I think he said "pour" at first...anyway these are awesome! Cool idea for videos every day :D

[armydude4567]

ummmmmmmmm this was fucked up.

[McGoiter]

ummmmmmmmmmm that was the point.

[ItIsCookies66]

i hope a hair metal lawyer one is coming :)

[McGoiter]

Not any time soon, but maaaaaaybe.

[kittkatta]

*You can do better Brock...

[McGoiter]

It's "short and stupid" for a reason. Don't expect to enjoy all my videos, that's just ridiculous.

[therobinho11]

How did the markers taste?

[McGoiter]

The markers tasted just like they smelled. DELICIOUS!

[kittkatta]

lol

[TheLindsayBoo]

I am happy to be a part of your 69th video!! woooooo hoooo!

[McGoiter]

Yeeeehaw!

[BlueBlobProductions]

waaait

i don't get what the "throw this" replaced?

spit this?

[HoodedCobra]

Haha, Big, that movie was awesome.

Unlike that rip-off chick flick, 13 Going On Thirty. Once, my aunt had to live at my house, and all she wanted to watch was chick flicks. I nearly exploded.

[grabster22]

lol, cheer up, well not really in fact, you suck!!

[BIFFCAKE52]

lol did you really lick the markers. Ew!

[McGoiter]

Hmm?

[glogmaster]

this is a silly video. it makes me laugh,

[kikikyami]

poor Dan. I hope he knows his tshirt is 3 sizes too tight X3

[McGoiter]

Just like The Grinch!

[kylewuzhur]

what did he say before you put "throw this"??

[jessieheartsyou]

Pour this

[ragondavis]

:O

Those markers must have tasted fantastic... :D

[MASTERASSGRABER]

lol!

[TheReceptionist]

Karate Dan learnt a lesson.

[5hadowspawn]

another great one

markers taste good?

[aaallen23]

yiou can get high on markers O.O

[cvsinpa]

lol marker sniffing

[Zingetcho]

27th comment!

[indiaknoles]

you may be the 27th comment but you're the 1st douchebag! Congratulations!

[Zingetcho]

Wow. Fuck you. XD

[McGoiter]

Hey, play nice you two.

[indiaknoles]

Yes daddy.

[McGoiter]

I swear I will turn this damn car around!

[indiaknoles]

You never let me do anything...

[audioslav3ry]

that guy looks alike that girl from that vid where u have herpes and she makes fun of u :P...also nice one i lol'd hard :D

[sahFTW]

hahahah weird

[MrBonsie]

i cant belive you liked those markers. it shows how far you will go for your fans :) lol

[obliviongamer444]

sryy 1:54

[McGoiter]

He said "pour this" so instead of reshooting it, I just dubbed very crappily.

[CrackaTe]

I love you.

[obliviongamer444]

ahhhh ok, lol its still funny

[obliviongamer444]

i wonder what the guy said at 1:53

lol cool vid

[DemonsGlory]

thats funny i was sniffin markers in school today

[Timthemidgetdude]

school lol

[ThatCarterKid]

hahaha thats good

[tekkenhalo]

You sicken ME Brock, those clothes are wayyy too tight. Tiny Abercrombie shirt and tiny jean shorts.. Ew.

Hairy belly.

[McGoiter]

That's Karate Dan, not me. Get your facts straight!