Bird Strike in a Lamborghini

[bozo86]

you are actually LAUGHING about this? that's a living creature you murdered!

[manojsam79]

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[mingu89]

ahahahahaha nice :)

[RanFutubuki]

i was woried about the car not the bird :D

[Gazzz87]

it's alright, just a fucking magpie. Fuck collingwood

[TheSpiritof1969]

If I ever won the lottery a Lambo is the last car on earth I would buy. Uncomfortable, real shite to get in and out of and frankly they sound like a clapped out heap even when they are brand new.

The road looks like Australia .... shame it was not a kangaroo.

[ashsimmonds]

@TheSpiritof1969 Sounds like you've got a real plan for success, exquisite taste, and a kind heart to boot. You will go far.

[TheSpiritof1969]

@ashsimmonds

I will? Cars .. I hate them but a BMW convertable is better taste. Kind heart .. hmmm ... well at least any girl getting in my car is spared the indignity of letting the world know the colour of her panties. .. damned embarressing when some guy phones from the pub to say she hasn't any on.

Anyway I have got real class, a ten year old Toyota with re-profiled front end thanks to that damned tree in the road and engine sounds smooth even when I can get it started. :)

[Qwertacious]

@ashsimmonds Can't tell of sarcasm, or just retarded?

[GlobeMasterLover]

@ashsimmonds Nice answer mate! :) Btw, if I had the money I really could not make my mind for a Lambo or a Ferrari! :)

[NezbittheGreyKitten]

@TheSpiritof1969 ya me too i'd rather have a Kia.

[stuartgangsta]

@TheSpiritof1969 You have never been in, driven, or heard a Lamborghini you mutha fuckin peasant.

[TheSpiritof1969]

@stuartgangsta

You are very sad to get up tight about a bloody car, there's only about half a billion of them in the world. Lambos look bad, sound bad and have no pratical use in the real world. LOL at you post, you sound like some idiot hoody on some run down Brit council estate. shaw you would be a MF if you knew who the fuck she was.

[stuartgangsta]

@TheSpiritof1969 Learn to speak English you fucking knob.

Shaw = sure

Brit =  British

LOL, you are such a retard.

[TheSpiritof1969]

@stuartgangsta

You must be one sad sack of shit if all you have to do with your life is to troll around YouTube looking for typos. Go play with your friends child,if you haven't got any then rent one.

[stuartgangsta]

@TheSpiritof1969 Funny that the first thing to pop in to that peanut brain of yours is kiddie fiddling, something you want to share with the Police you pervert?

[TheSpiritof1969]

@stuartgangsta

LOL crikey we've got a real internet tosser here. A real prat that is a big man playing on a computer his mummy and daddy bought him last xmas. I notice from that screen name you are also a gangster, LOL You must be well 'ard then, guess I'd better watch out or you might give me a good kicking next time I go online.

I wouldn't want to get on the bad side of a budding Kray brother so I'll run away and tell all my feinds how I nearly copped it in a run in with a brat on the net

[stuartgangsta]

@TheSpiritof1969

Bet you wouldn't say a thing to my face you pussy.

[TheSpiritof1969]

@stuartgangsta

Like I said ganster boy, you must be a real hard nut to start slinging childish insults at people you don't know.from the safety of your shit pit. Grow up you idiot and take that Lambo poster off your bedroom wall ...you'll never own one.

OK tough guy, I'm quaking in my boots ... you happy now? Tosser.

[stuartgangsta]

@TheSpiritof1969 Shut up you cunt, I bet you live in a dumpster with your moms.

[TheSpiritof1969]

@stuartgangsta

LOL It took you a month to aswer, your brain cells must be almost zero. Well ganster boy, keep looking at that dog eared piccy of a Lambo stuck to the toilet wall with something I would rather not think about. Its the nearest you will get to owning one so just carry on pissing your pants whenever you see one for real.

Sorry to see you have some mother problem.

[stuartgangsta]

@TheSpiritof1969 What ever nigga, I fucked your mum last night, then I let your family dog lick her skank pussy out.

[TheSpiritof1969]

@stuartgangsta

yep, big strong gangster boy really does have a mummy complex. Did she catch you playing with yourself? LOL and I'm laughing at you and you pathetic little rants.

/

Funny how these comments turn out ... I say I do not like lambos and a prick like you tells he has an out of control sexual fantasy about his own mother.

What a sad little fucker you are.

[stuartgangsta]

@TheSpiritof1969 Your a faggot, you act like a tough guy, but I bet you piss yourself like a fucking girl.

Fuck you/your sister, mum and dad.

[TheSpiritof1969]

@stuartgangsta

Laughing at you kid. I'm not the one kidding myself i am a big tough ganster. I doubt you have got it in you to screw a polo mint.

.

So you are also into mens backsides. Well, each to their own I suppose .... but you are a real sicko ganster boy but you do make me laugh.

Do your mum and dad know about the baby filth you are writing?

[jcbiddulph]

@TheSpiritof1969 i'd agree with you for the 'audi' lambo's, but diablo back they were mental and thats what i liked about them

[TheGordoncd]

i wish the bird hit the window

[lamborghinimonster33]

hahaha i have a nuke in mw2, finally, jk that game sucks big black balls

[TheChristz3]

SPEED IS NOT A GAME!!!!!!!

[saints360row]

I'd take a Caddy or a Chevy over a Lambo any day - Unless, of course, I was near The Autobahn. ;) But even then, it would be a difficult choice, if I had the choice, between a Lambo a 'Vette..

Oh, I know! Let's go with an Aston Martin. -Sound good?

By the way, anybody know of short name for an Aston Martin; like Caddy, Lambo or 'Vette?

[ThrowMeFromTheSky]

@saints360row Yeah. Its, I'm-a-fag-for-choosing-a-piece­/o/f-shit-american-car-over-a-­lambo.

Stfu hipster

[saints360row]

@ThrowMeFromTheSky -U.S. car power over overpriced foreign rocket FTW!

[ThrowMeFromTheSky]

@saints360row Yeah it is overpriced, but you cant be serious when you say that the Lamborghini can't compete or compare with a Caddy.. I bet you'd rather have McDonalds over RedLobster too wouldn't you?

[saints360row]

@ThrowMeFromTheSky -I'm not putting a Caddy in a competition with a Lambo, for the Caddy is such a classic that it already wins. When I say Caddy I mean OLD Cadillacs.

And I would rather a home-cooked meal over any restaurant meal.

[ThrowMeFromTheSky]

@saints360row even worse

[saints360row]

@ThrowMeFromTheSky -Spoiled much?

[ThrowMeFromTheSky]

@saints360row Close but no cigar.

[leambambam]

@ThrowMeFromTheSky You're comparing McDonald's and Red Lobster? You know nothing about food.

[ApparentAptitude]

HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK

BERD STRIEK

[VVViiiccctttooorr100]

the only thing missing here is second 0:11

[mcavic]

Flameout in the port side engine!

[CaptainFelixTan1]

press 6 many times!!

[EPICandFAKE]

People who love animals fuck animals... and they produce half human-half animal offspring.

[Aizenvsanyonedontmix]

Is the car OK?

[madhazzer]

bitchass australians suck at life

[sfdrf]

@madhazzer wait... what?

[andreaskoehler1]

the bird needs aspirin now?

[Freeflyer91]

@andreaskoehler1 I think superglue might be more useful lol

[1020dilan]

hahahaha bird srike.... =p

[123RAZZER123]

Justin Bieber tried to cross the road

[majortuckage]

Hey you can tell by the prick drivers voice he's a small wanged, bald , uglyshort guy that's henpecked probably gotta couple of spolt little fat fuks for kids and thinks all the girls at his company fancy him. Amazing what you can be gleaned from a voice .

[asshatnowhere159]

jesus some of you people are taking this too seriously

[wildbillocm]

that damn bird deserved it for all the times he shat on a sports car.

[majortuckage]

@wildbillocm Hey wildbillidiot you should quit your job and become a comedian , NOT !!!!

[andrewgsupbrah]

....do you still have to salute them if you hit them?

[Quontomleeeep]

Shouldn't that read, a tool driving along in a Gallardo?

[Quontomleeeep]

Shoudn't that read a tool driving along in a Gallardo?

[ashsimmonds]

The car is a pig to drive, this is how Angry Birds started.

[bottomfeedar]

@ashsimmonds Good and I hope it cost you mega bucks, you could try Viagra instead, cheaper ?

[Pumpaction06]

cant believe how angry people get over this. you pathetic cunts. its a bird, he laughed get the fuck over it. soft cocks

[KibaInuZaka]

Poor lambo :(

[BenjaminWittmann]

haha it´s funny the driver just says in a boring voice: Bird Strike.

[chilirich]

Yeah man, if you drive long enough you're going to hit a bird. I was doing 60 mph and I hit a pigeon, and I felt bad. I like to drive fast fast fast, and no one wants to hit a bird. The judgement and personal attacks about your lack of anatomy....I dont' know where those come from. Besides, you can just believe some raccoon somewhere said, "Oh shit, lunch"....Uh oh that was bad...Sorry...No really...

[07734world]

twit

[TTB1992]

Hahaha, Epic! "bird strike..." absolutely love this.

and to al you haters, would you really think they could have prevent this? c'mon! the car goes fast, the bird is in the way, you cant avoid it... then you better have a laugh about it. which i did!

too bad of your gallardo though, hope it wasn't to much damage?

[royanl]

Hope your lambo is heavy damaged!

[raghulrags]

90 PETA employees saw this :D

[2birdie1]

Road kill I know the feeling well the bird does

[charliemottimelord]

Poor Bird

[fellbaum]

hahaha when your blood drops of the wall even your momma will not "lough" you anymore^^

dont mess with a man with a penis! :D and drive carefully...

[fellbaum]

i will lough when this gay mf drive his small-penis-car against a wall with 200mph :D

[ashsimmonds]

@fellbaum Is the 'gh' in 'lough' silent as in 'I suck coghk' or is it pronounced 'f' as in 'I ghucked your mom'?

[samuelherd1234]

@ashsimmonds how small is your dick, you didnt even deny the fact you have a small dick, and if that was you driving i think you should be in that birds place, right infront of a car heading along that road doin that speed, and then you see how you feel when you hear the driver laughing at it after hitting you.

fuck you and have a nice day

[paul1769]

@samuelherd1234,,, if you own a lambo it dont matter what size ya dick is, because the lambo snaps knicker elastic at 50 yards and makes pussys wet

[psykoloc14]

@paul1769 yea but thats why rich guys with small dicks and huge houses and many cars always get cheated on bro, because bitches kno how to act wet, son

[DG121480]

@ashsimmonds Seriously... Sounds like someone's jealous!

[AsboDolche]

@ashsimmond LOL

[alexgonick]

@ashsimmonds hahahahahhaa

[bravo3000pirate]

@ashsimmonds epic response to a jealous one!

[Zlazuja]

@fellbaum you jelly?

[fellbaum]

@Zlazuja

nope, i just would like to see him splattering like the bird in a crash :D ...only because he's lAughing in the vid. he seems to be an rich idiot! :) its not a problem to be rich or an idiot, but both together makes me angry somehow ;)

haha forget about it, you know im right!

save the birds and ftw! (free the whales)

[JSS011]

@fellbaum i think its hilarious, videos like this make me laugh all the time. you will laugh when the "gay mf" drives into a wall and dies?????? I'd rather see 1,000,000 birds get smashed by cars than one person die in a crash, but maybe I'm just weird. . . .

[jcadlols]

@JSS011 I'd say that he thinks the guy is an ass for laughing about it.

[wickedbadretard]

@fellbaum LOL I want a lambo and I sir do not have a small Penis. Im black from the waist down actually.lol Liking lambos happens way before a man realizes his dick is little. Back to child hood. And the bird.....Fuck the bird! Ill swerve to miss certain critters but if I do tag it. Whatever. Not a big deal. Im a meat eater. I know when I eat a Burger from McDonnalds I know Im Biting Into over a hundred cows at once. And I love it.

[wickedbadretard]

@fellbaum LOL I want a lambo and I sir do not have a small Penis. Im black from the waist down actually.lol Liking lambos happens way before a man realizes his dick is little. Back to child hood. And the bird.....Fuck the bird! Ill swerve to miss certain critters but if I do tag it. Whatever. Not a big deal. Im a meat eater. I know when I eat a Burger from McDonnalds I know Im Biting Into over a hundred cows at once. And I love it.

[ISpellItThc]

@fellbaum aww.. some ones dicks so small he's got it out for the guy who drives a "small penis" car. that's cute

[fellbaum]

@ISpellItThc

wow thats the most impressive diss i've ever red...

...not

[ivaszjukSandorAlex]

I hope the lambo survived the battle

[GerMTB]

Haha we killed an animal - silly idiots

[0o0Ultoris]

@GerMTB nope they didn't kill an animal, bird is an idiot not them

[1TheTisim]

Totally gay

[usptact]

yehh, good strike doing nothing :P

[thenewenglandredneck]

Pidgey fainted, thenewenglandredneck whited out.

[MusicGeneration2008]

the bird hates lamborghinis

[p41k0]

@MusicGeneration2008 bird sent by ferari fans :P xaxa

[GamerX27]

That's what we call in the car business a gift from the lord.

[skiingisdabest123]

your cunts

[xboxgururdr]

no shit

[imthatguy223]

that would piss me off.... like 2000 dollars in damage right there lol

[benner2000]

@imthatguy223 Pfff..... if you can afford a Lamborghini, that 2000 dollars is like spare change in the couch.

[7AlexFord]

"JESUS"

" No, bird" XD

[midgetmayo]

Woah. What'd that do to the car? lol

[NoStickTricks]

jesus! bird strike, hahahaha!

[Hypnixio]

nothing is funny in this video.

[MusicLives209]

"jesus D:.. :|.. :) hahaha:D " lmfao

[CalvinVr6]

i woulda stopped the car, gone up to the bird, and curb stomped his ass for scratching my Lamborghini up.

[FSXFS2OO4]

Jesus...Hohohohohohhohohoho biiiiiiiiiiiiirdstjiriikeee

[TheNightracer]

ANTI-FALCON PAAAWNCCH!!!



[TheSoulSpliter]

bird strike xD

[WingAngelProductions]

Wah'DUNK!

[pwnerised]

omg poor thing :'(

[plusplusplusplusp]

Shit, hope that didn't damage the car, mate!

[B789c]

at least he had a good death, if i was killed by a lamborghini id be happy enough lol.

[brysmith89]

if bird strikes in planes and cars didn't happen, mechanics like me would be SOL

[NitroBlastSnorter]

Splatter Spree!

[AnzeSmid]

"mahahah...bird striike" :D

[psynriter]

About 10 seconds after this was filmed, I blew the doors off this car in my 202 red motored 1973 hq holden utility. The kingswood with its added radial tuned suspension has given it the edge when it comes to cornering

[roaf0wolfman]

Bird-Strike!  REJECT REJECT ! Tower, Lamborghini Gallardo stopping on the runway, stand by :))

[Iamfromdenmark1996]

hehehe "bird strike" hehe-... no.. not funny... not funny at all..

[juna2509]

@Iamfromdenmark1996 go hug a tree

[majortuckage]

I hope the bird went in the side intake and fucked your engine, arsehole laughing at killing an animal, accident or not , you're a prick !!!

[joe0813]

@majortuckage waaaaah...  i bet you cried watchin this

[majortuckage]

@joe0813 Nah but I do prefer comedy like for instance if you were hit by a Gallardo at that speed that would be a chuckle .

[majortuckage]

@joe0813 I'd rather see you smeared all over the road and a 1.000,.000 birds fly free that's not weird I just hate you ,but love karma.

[joe0813]

@majortuckage id love to watch you get smeared all over my windshield. then to top it off ill spit on all the pieces. and then chuckle

[majortuckage]

@joe0813 Geez ! LOL, couldn't even think of an original comeback . How you gunna smear anything on the windscreen driving your Mum's Kia ??

[joe0813]

@majortuckage .... so does your name stand for you being able to give yourself a mangina?? I bet you like some DP to.. or a dick down your throat...

[majortuckage]

@joe0813 'Mangina'? Don't know dribble dick. Oh , you must have been watching Buffalo Bill again ? , Sounds like you;'re the expert on the subject .

Why do all you YT douche no life's always turn our to be homophobes / racists with your tiny minds / attitudes still locked in the first half of the 20th century ?

Funny but sad.... :-(

[joe0813]

@majortuckage were you a interbred child?

[majortuckage]

@joe0813 No ! I was born in Tassie !

[joe0813]

@majortuckage that still has nothing to do with who your parents are.... i bet the are brother and sister, had sex and out you popped... a retarded little boy that likes to stick his finger in his own ass and taste tthe different shit on your finger.

[majortuckage]

@joe0813 ROTFLMAO 'Braintree' now that's sarcasm .......

[joe0813]

@majortuckage what??

[majortuckage]

@joe0813 LOL I see you like 'the older rock' and the 'new rock' what about the rock in between ? Fan of that ? I myself like the older rock and the new rock as well also the rock before the older rock and the rock in between . I'll probably like the rock after the new rock as well who knows?

[Blakbox99]

@majortuckage calm down

[majortuckage]

@Blakbox99 Yer , I'm perfectly calm arsewipe !!!!! Why don't you shut your arse and let your mouth have a go dickwad .

When, if ever you get your bonce out from between your own butt cheeks you'll see how completely wrong and up the shit you are, now piss off and get a life douchebag !!!!!

See perfectly calm and in control ......

[Blakbox99]

@majortuckage ahh. yes now i see yu are perfectly call. ha i love a man with a scence of humor, so yo yu i say good day! :D

[Blakbox99]

@majortuckage i ment calm** sorry

[AgApE010]

@majortuckage

-

Well, the engine is in the back, so no, it didn't go in the intake.

[majortuckage]

@AgApE010 Might of blocked his radiator clever dick ?

This douche doesn't realize it but this Magpie will be waiting in the after life in a flock of millions and will peck his tiny winy pecker off , now then I will laugh ......

[AgApE010]

@majortuckage

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Well a radiator isn't an intake now is it?

Remove stick from butt. Accidents happen, and when they're something totally out of the ordinary like smashing into a bird at 100+ mph, people may laugh at times. Sheesh.

[majortuckage]

@AgApE010 No you 're are NOT permitted to laugh unless I say so, got it ? The sooner everybody conforms to my way of thinking the world will be a better place . Most resist at first but eventually come around after a good kicking !!!

[ISpellItThc]

@majortuckage motors in the rear

[awsomeboyalbania]

@majortuckage fuck u peta activist

[majortuckage]

@awsomeboyalbania Oh bravo, author,how brilliant, how original "PETA activist" What's next 'Tree hugging hippy' ?That's a goody ....

[awsomeboyalbania]

@majortuckage yes it is

[majortuckage]

@awsomeboyalbania Thought you'd agree,sad but predictable ...

[Jose0802941]

@rubemjelber and how did the camera man know to look there

[Jose0802941]

@rubemjelber its fake hes says jesus like 1 second before it comes out

[ProjectRevoLutioN21]

@Jose0802941 Because he saw the bird coming dumbass..

[JVlapleSlain]

poor lamborghini, my dream is to own a lambo when i'm grown up and if that happened to me i'm gonna kill the family of the bird.

[Iamfromdenmark1996]

@JVlapleSlain gay...



[ikilleduku]

I hope the bird didn't damage your beautiful car!

[Iamfromdenmark1996]

@ikilleduku JESUS A BIRD JUST DIED AND ALL YOU GUYS CAN THINK OF IS THAT STUPID UGLY CAR?!?!

[BumbleBeeGS]

@Iamfromdenmark1996 Lol you act as if they did it on purpose. It happens. get over it.

[NiteOwl1224]

@Iamfromdenmark1996 IT"S A FUCKIN BIRD. GO CRY TO ANTI-ANIMAL CRUELTY AGENCIES>>>WHY AM I YELLING? I BET MORE PEOPLE DIE EVERY DAY THEN SOME STUPID USELESS BIRD :( MAYBE THE DAMN BIRD SHOULDNT BE SITTING ON THE ROAD.

[Dogsofwar909]

see? italian supercars can feed the hungry too

[rushofspeed]

Jesus...BIRD STRIKE...

[hjoh6588]

Anyone who thinks that it was the drivers fault he didnt slow down to avoid an animal is not thinking clearly. Most people when they slow down to avoid small animals usually overreact and hit the brakes hard or swerve to miss it. Then it could end up causing the driver to over correct and loose control of the vehicle thus causing an accident and might have the driver (a human being) killed. Besides, scavenger animals such as raccoons or vultures now have a source of food.Which is more important?

[rowbo88]

@hjoh6588 love the comment and very practical for our ecosystem.

[newagepimp1]

only kill what you can eat.

[Firestorm989]

lol holy shit, bird got owned

[slrftw718]

fuck the bird that poor lambo 

[Sachse00BlackEdition]

ASSHOLES NOT FAIL STRIKE YOU MOTHER FUCKER BRAKE AND LOOK FOR THE BIRD YOU IDIOT!

[feroooo3000]

just ???????????

i don't get it

[patko1610]

well is soviet russia lamborghini strikes bird

[soad4ever16]

Things like that happen if you're driving on the wrong side of the goddamn road!

[Omfgikrule]

@soad4ever16

According to the man's accent, I think he comes from great brittain and these usually drive on the opposite side of the road =]

[SkywalkerTibor]

poor bird...

[hl2nudel]

jesus...

hahaha.. bird strike =D xD

was the lambo ok?

[TheChrisRWaldrop]

I love all these people saying "poor bird"

[crazeejosh]

I wished I was a goddamn richie like that and could laugh at a bird hitting my 250000 car.

[lightshade0]

birdie against lambo and i think lambo won

[player4151]

the bird is the word!

[player4151]

he's survive?? =B

[maciejwrotek]

birdie !