Dating Do's and Don'ts (1949) Part 2

[StVandal]

"I'd invite you in for a bite to eat if it weren't so late."

Yeah, Woody could go for another five or six hotdogs.

[EmeraldSky33]

"Why, we'd have fun at the carnival, you and I, wouldn't we?"

"Yes."

"Well, Woody and I are gonna have fun in just that way."

Incest much? XD

[girlygirlyblonde]

i sow this on 8 simple rules

[reevedavey]

"a girl likes to know if you,ve had a good time".girls suck and swallow.that,ll leave you in no doubt.

[Savipalooza]

What the fuck is he whistling about?

[fuzzyprincessofdoom]

Why are there penis balloons all over the carnival?

[thepunkfish109]

...and the Oscar goes to Taylor Swift in her breakout role as Ann Davis.

[nst101]

The mom went on a date with a man that wasn't the dad!?!! Scandalous!

[suchafool990]

you're all sick in the head

[hafedor72]

Woody's a dumbass. "Do I have to take flowers?" That was quite a shiny pan.

[cliffordodelljones2]

What girl is EVER on time for a date?

[GaolisVideoLog]

@cliffordodelljones2 2:26-2:38 Girl on time for a date? Uh, what? Doesn't social paradigm dictate women to be casually late????? I mean, just saying.

[MyBandNameWasTaken]

4:11 He's enjoying that hotdog WAAAAAAYYY too much

[ThaSchwab]

I'm quite curious as to why every guy at the carnival found it necessary to wear a suit and tie ...

[corvus13]

You mean Mom and Dad dated other people before they got married? How progressive. Not only that, but Dad is actually helping to dry the dishes. Theirs is an open marriage.

[littlemissmonkey]

"No silly, i'll let him do anal to preserve my modesty!" "Now remember little sister, any more than the tip deserves a decent sized rock"

[Trotskyistrevolution]

Sooo funny.

[quirpco]

To hell with "good night". How about "what shall we have for breakfast?"

[htfcm]

"dos and don'ts"

[MrHaugeification]

and then they had lots of hot crazy monkeysex!

[goldenpagex]

Pause video at 4:11 :D

[quirpco]

@goldenpagex LOL...yeah, he sure bites that thing with class, doesn't he? :D

[GerDrSeltsam]

Like part one, moms again in the kitchen. Yes, that must be the 50ths :D

[pnut7805]

When Woody saw that Anne was daintily eating the hot dog, Woody lost all hope.

[adultdatingsite452]

Awsome short Movie

[squirrelnutcased]

Ann is such a pretty girl, And they had such a simple, nice time. Why does everything have to be so complicated, technological, and trashy now adays. i understand that there were negative aspects of that time period, but i would have so much rather lived back then. :/

[RioMadeira]

6:01 "I had LOADS of fun."

Judging by the way she ate that cotton candy in Part 1, that should come as no surprise.

[MyLifeIsCrazy]

i bet that cleaning fluid was radio active back then lol

[boywnderr]

why would a person buy a 3ds when you can buy a ps3 with that money?

[Jimmibear13]

My dad gave me $20, two condoms and said "Don't bring anything home."

[ceecoursian]

His bother looks like he is in his 40s

[Scorpian16]

The ad placement is ingenious.

[2010theraver]

yeah it is the end of a perfect night. Gee woody, wanna get some tonight!

[PumpkinKingMatt]

Damn, Woodys mom is super high strung! Her first date got a flat tire and was pissed? lol Sorry it wasnt to your liking there!

4:10 Bite into that hotdog Woody!

4:18 "Quick, jack them!"

[gabcarol8]

some of these sick comments only emphasize the gap between the innocence of that era and the dirtyness of this one...

[purpletycoon]

@gabcarol8 LOL people didn't actually talk like that..they only made it seem like that on tv because that was the "ideal" way to act. Plus, minorities were discriminated against, and woman had no rights.

[kablamo9999]

@purpletycoon Yes, definitely not the good old times in every way.

[KRIZZYBELLE71]

"Dad were you excited the night of your first date?"

"IIII suure was".....(because it was not with your mother Woody) ja,ja,ja

[RecordReload]

Ed is such a smart dresser! And my oh my was that suit so becoming on him! ;)

^The dirtiest thing a woman could say about a man in the 50's.

[petorsoyya]

Asian women on the street #lushfmlk.info#

[maximum7an]

soooo cuteee 

[509SIKCHRISTINA509]

i hope someone spiked the punch

[Cherrysweetdeal]

"your mother lost all interest in him after she met me...." probably because he knocked her up with his older brother.

[KWAKtvshow]

"well... so long! just like that." man i laughed out loud on that one

[albinoclone]

this must be one of the Vault 101 training videos

[TheAmazingstarman]

Woody's mother dated another man before dating his father? I call a whore!

4:11 Oh oh I think someone might be playing for another team if you know what I mean. He just looks like he is REALLY enjoying having a wiener in his mouth.

4:58 Damn Woody went all Kobe Bryant on Ann, call the cops girl!

Where's the goodnight version where Woody gets a handjob from Ann?

[albinoclone]

@TheAmazingstarman LOL i think its too soon to call slut. and LMFAO on everything else.

[luckysod04]

they should totally remake these vids

[MrBonsoy]

errr, the third scenario at the end was stupid, the previous two ann hadn't spoken first, but this time she did, it wasn't any of woody's doing.

[redwolffire]

at 5:44 he should have said "WELL I'M WIRED"

[norfolk03]

Looks like Anne made that striped dress out of an old shower curtain........crafty.

[yessega]

so when the mom went on her first date, probably in the 1910's, there was a phone for the bf to call??

[brickhead951]

@yessega phone was invented in the 1800's man

[needles1987]

They dressed up for carnival dates back then?

[IamMISSKRIS]

He chose Anne because she really knew how to suck on that cotton candyShe knows how have a good timeYES, thats what a boy likes.

[dylan962300]

were you 'excited' on your first date dad?

[baby2baby2thing]

THIS IS NOT EDUCATION.

[MonsieurRondu]

@baby2baby2thing This is hardcore.

[needles1987]

What his mom forgot to mention was that her date's flat tire was caused by a Conderate soldier's bullet.

[norfolk03]

@needles1987 Too funny! Yeah, she'd have been in her 40's during the Civil War!

[Jeff98177]

2:11 "Well, when he finally came, I had to run upstairs and do my face and my hair all over again!"

Ummm... yuck?

[MDRavensOrioleGal26]

So cute, I wish it would be like this now-a-days!! ~Erin

[madtv99]

on mamas first date the horse had a flat tire

[needles1987]

After Ann walked inside her house, Woody's brother was inside waiting for her so they could fuck.

[ShaniBaby15]

back when guys wore bealts....

[classicphile]

@ShaniBaby15

Back when Fathers used their belts on their wayward sons.

[MichelleDeVille]

That dress was a bit too outlandish for an Hygiene Festival

[KagenMagic]

Woody: I'll call you next week.

Ann: Will you?

*DEAD SILENCE*

LOL!

I thought the second attempt at saying goodnight where Woody took off was the absolute funniest thing I have ever seen on a short. I literally laughed out loud.

[HeresToPhilipWylie]

Woody's mom fondly remembers her first date...in 1874.

[MichelleDeVille]

LOLLLL...very funny

[xkamuelax]

"That Fella Has a lot to learn about girls!"

[jjmcjesus]

did anyone else realize that woodys mom said " that hwen he finaly came i had to run upstairs and do my face and hair all over again oh i was so upset"

[adamgh0]

Guess I'll just whistle my sorry ass back home where I'll rub one out thinking about how this date should have ended.

[smack1289]

jesus, what else did the americans need to teach them about? changing clothes? this vid was epic.

[FireGarden35]

1:37 Did Woody's dad just check out his butt?

4:11 LOL Priceless!

How did MST3K miss this one?

[MichelleDeVille]

You are a quick one FireGarden35.Daddy Oh must have been thinking about HIS first ''date'' and the sight of his son's butt brought back some fond memories

[PumpkinKingMatt]

4:10 He's biting into that pretty proudly, lmao!

[don4321]

Regarding the suit thing--forget about the 50's, did you ever notice that in the Brady Bunch, whenever there is a party, all the boys wear suits and ties and the girls wear dresses--regardless of age group! And that was the early 70s! When did that practice finally come to an end? (if not in reality, then on TV shows)

[x429960]

The transition was completed during the 70's. When parties were becoming more dance fest than just social gatherings.

Why sweat in a suit !

[aitaenator]

Who wears a suit to a carnival?

[classicphile]

In those days, you wore a suit to almost everywhere, especially if you were on a date. If you look at videos of old 1950s shows that were filmed before a live audience, sometimes the camera scans the audience, and you'll see them wearing their best clothes. The men in suits and ties, the women in fancy dresses. Who goes to a tv taping dressed like that today?

[Fallopiana]

You cant get people to wear a suit to court, let alone a tv taping. :)

[classicphile]

True. These days you cant. :-) You know, when I'm watching an old video of a 1950s tv show, say Jack Benny or You Bet your Life with Groucho Marx, whenever the camera scans the live audience (which happens in an episode occasionally), I'm really surprised at how well dressed the audience is. All the men in suits and ties. All the women in their best dresses. One time I saw an audience member (of the Groucho Marx show) also wearing gloves!

[jazzfi]

classicphile is right, check out old 50s and 60s baseball game footage and every man in the stands is in suit and tie even during the day

[NightJay0044]

lol, the 2nd time was funny of how to say good bye , just walk away, tha's what not to do, you want to be good about it.

[desimonecorey12]

"Playa.. Playa" -Tom Cruise

[SwingGirlBlues]

Giant hot dogs.... the perfect date food?

[mandron]

5:20 epic win

[averagehomosapien]

LOL... he was going for the kill, but she just wasn't that kind of girl! ;)

[himynameiskailey]

Why do Woody's parents look so old!?

[IwillKillYourCereal]

I'm just curious, if the boy lived on the route to the girl's house, would the girl walk the boy home?

[yung1nightmare3]

haha that was funny as hell i love these "films" would b bomb if they were longer

[Ej205scoob]

LOL 5:25 i love how he just walks away!

[DarkPascual]

Remember kids:

In doubt, listen to the voices in your heads...and fight communism...

[IwillKillYourCereal]

and isn't that just the moral to everything while Truman is the president? :D

[piginblue]

what is with the decorations? did someone take a shitload of condoms and tape them to the ceiling?

that would be a dating "don't".

[bmovies60]

In 1983-87 I was in high school. One day in class, for reasons I dont know or recall, they rolled in the school 16mm movie projector and played a few of these old 1950s Coronet films on how to date, how to be polite, etc. My classmates laughed through them. The wooden acting, the squeaky clean activities, the over politeness, the innocent slang used at the time (gee, golly, etc). I on the other hand wasnt laughing. I found these films to be quite charming. A time capsule of a more innocent era.

[daniel8a35]

@bmovies60 Innocent? less than 5 years before this video the US dropped the atomic bomb on Japan. And by that time it was invading korea.

[imanerd36]

4:55 today, he would be accused of attempted rape.

[D1skobox]

I'd give Woody a bj.

Big time.

[krissy4nik]

woody looks like my fiance did when he was a little kid..freaky

[orangelaundryload]

4:10

[chiara1194]

This would have worked really well as a Judy Garland/Mickey Rooney musical...

[babsalaba]

Kudos. That's the funniest thing I've read all day!

lmao

[ToolsnFire]

Fu-nee

[Individualism101]

What a whore!

He paid for all her expensive food and tickets and shit, and she wouldn't even give him a kiss...

[Koxtanxganguroxgirl]

......more like a golddigger

[IwillKillYourCereal]

that's the way things worked untill we invented "going dutch"

[chewymilkybar]

Fortune: "woody is going to bone you"

[redwhiteandblue80]

woody is a rapist.

[Ditch2012]

Woody's dad Kaiser Wilhelm?

[Esmeralda6891]

woody's mom looks like his grandma!

[norfolk03]

@Esmeralda6891 How about his Dad, if he hauled ass, he'd have to make three trips!

[hardcoresmiley]

oh honey that dress is hideous!

[diananavarroo]

everyone seems to know each other haha

[Kahran042]

That dart-booth guy has a scary mustache. :)

[fornello123]

LOL her little sister is such a freak. for her it's not a real date unless she gets plowed.

Trivia: there is a deleted scene where Ann sucks off Woody in the carnival parking lot.

[thenat667]

lol "woody" haha

[xisitmex]

I would have been more interested in saying good morning ;}