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  • Yasmina's performance was so embarrassing ...." How did get a hold of my business financial records?"..." Oh, well it's public record..." haha lmao

  • hahahahaha

    "i can bring ignorance to the table"

    pffff

    what a deaf dumb and blind piece of dirt of a business man

  • Kate just wanted to get famous.. never to be the apprentice!

  • Yasamina's comments on how much she enjoyed her interview with Claud, was about as sincere as a hooker's smile

  • INTERVIEWER: "Hang on a second... But gross profit is entirely different from net profit. You're talking nonsense..."

    YASMINA: "Oh."

    INTERVIEWER: "No, you're talking nonsense, aren't you?"

    YASMINA: No response.

    If she likes interviews, as she previously claimed, I bet she doesn't anymore. Brutal.

  • LOL, how can you be finance director of your own company and not know anything about accounting.

    Yasmina what a total prize plonker, although probably would though ;)

  • how can u lie so much on your cv? esp for a show like this where they very well know what they are getting themselves into- is it to make it to the top 15?

  • "Is that why you lied on your CV?" - Best apprentice moment ever.

  • I put a leash on people who spunk money up the wall. PMSFL

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  • OMG I CANNOT BELIEVE YASMINA IS SUCH AN IDIOT. YOU WILL KNOW WHY LATER, WILL NOT SPOIL FOR ANYONE ELSE.

  • Honestly, the winner is always the person who DIDN'T lie on their CV. When will they learn?

  • @hatsthemax lee lies on his in season 4, he said he went to college for 2 years n it was 4 months, he won.

    just rendered your statement void.. fail

  • @apsinthion Dude. I hadn't watched series 4. Just rendered your statement void in return.

  • @hatsthemax u idiot thats wrong on two acccounts if u remember lee won in series 4

  • that bitch ass interviewer, who is supposedly a ruthless man didnt ask deborah any serious questions,,

  • Karen is quite nice. i like lorraine and james the best.

  • Fuck. Me. With so many basic errors on their CVs how the fuck did thay even get a chance to get on the show in the first place? They're all a bunch of either liars or fucking idiots. If I read through a CV with the wrong employment details it would go straight in the bin. Just goes to show what a sham the show really is. It's not a real job interview it's just shitty car crash television dull of morons - just like Big Brother. Still love it though.

  • IF she doesn't know the difference between NET and GROSS, She either has Never LOOKeD at her PayCheck or has Never HAD a PayCheck!

  • "is that why you lied on your cv?"

    =O

  • i thought they read there cv's before letting these on? so they abuse them now?

  • Thanks not only for uploading but also clearing up the difference between net and gross! Quite a comedian lol

  • That bald guy is so going to rip into Stewart tomorrow.

  • I recently came across a lad that didn't know the difference between Net & Gross. That in itself got him fired... and yeah he was also full of bs lol..

  • @1RocknChic "I recently came across a lad that didn't know the difference between Net & Gross."

    I dunno what the confusion is. Net = Something you catch fish with. Gross = Wiping your arse with your bare hand.

  • @sbtech01 Lmao! 

  • @sbtech01 LOL

  • @sbtech01 I am friending you for that comment alone

  • @sbtech01 i thought titties mean shazam?!

  • Anyone can teach me how to get the account of a small business? I don't think it is public document but I would love to get it if I can

  • @theknowall3000 companies-houseDOTgovDOTuk. It costs a fiver. Oh, in Australia its the Australian Securities and Exchange Commission ASIC.

    Viva les ironic names!

  • any1 notices that kate isnt being treated like a captive at gauntanamo bay the interrogators r being nice 2 her

  • I can bring ignorance to the table!

  • @debluemonkey LOL what on earth made him put that in there?!?

  • @missanjalirulz Because he is!

  • @debluemonkey I'm tempted to interview for a job I don't want and use that line. I'd like to see the interviewer's face when I say that!

  • Pause at 6:02

  • is that why you lied on your CV?

    D:

  • too many funny moments here to quote - claude is a ledge!

  • 7.30 to 7.37 Apprentice Comedy Gold

  • james....awesom.... i hope the guy whoe interviewing debra is well prepared....he's going to come running out....lolol.

  • LOL " I can bring ignorance to the table" Where did they find him lol

  • @LIVERLADD lol

  • 2:08 - Blimey, Claude starts ripping Yasmin apart! The guy is a beast in disguise.

  • 1:25 - I just noticed that Yasmina has a noticeable vertical scar on her forehead - I wonder what the story is there?

  • @mattan147 she likes harry potter

  • @mattan147 the mind boggles. 

  • why they all lie in their cvs ?

    

  • 'I can bring ignorance to the table?' Looooooool. Well people do say ignorance is bliss.

  • Haha! James you plonker!

    "In a nutshell, I put a leesh on people who spunk money up the wall"

    What a fine way to put it. Yet put it in your C.V!

  • I understand the purpose of these interviews, and what they have to do, but I also feel each one of them is a bit overly impressed with his/her own power and treats the candidates like shit. Esp the bald guy.

  • yasmina is obviously a street smart candidate, and these are the people who succeed on their own

  • firstly, what accent does Lorraine have?

    Secondly, why does she switch to that whaen she's under pressure? as though she puts on the "regular" accent to "fit in" with people or to make herself easier to understand? cos ive noticed it over the weeks, it seems when she's "in control" she speaks one way but when emotion (in one form or another) enters the picture she slips into her more "natural" tongue?

  • @NKG22 an irish accent (albeit an odd one) She lives in england So i assume she picked up that accent of time... and reverts when she gets stressed. either way I can't stand her.

  • @sbtech01

    lol very odd. thanks for that though.

  • That Karen's got a lovely voice :)

  • why do people feel the need to type out quotes from this?! we have just watched it!

  • lol no interviewer is that bullish

  • Does anhyone know what happened to the last winner who called in sick on the first day of work?? was he sacked/warned or something? Is he still working for Alan?

  • @DarkPanthera you mean Lee McQueen, winner of series 4's apprentice, yeah he still works for SAS, he ran in a marathon earlier this year and was interviewed and said he still worked there, and the winner of this years apprentice (wont name unless you havent seen it!) was on the bbc news and it said they were working together in SAS's company =)

  • ok this is not a proper interview, its just bashing the candidates out and being rude to them.

  • i really think that kate should've worked. yasmina didnt even know what the difference was between net and gross. how can they say that kate was too robotic. just cause she gave all the right answers.

  • LOL Oh dear Jamesss

  • I'm very surprise that Sir Alan chose Yamina as her finalist when she screwed up so badly in that interview room!

  • 3:12....ouch. Talk about a brattish response. Yes Yasmina, he has your business documents, want to throw a tantrum or continue acting like a spoilt know-it-all?

  • lmao yasmina absolutely shits it when she finds out he's got her business accounts...

  • Wow! What the hell is wrong with Yasmina to lie like that?

  • @yasmina OWNED

  • yasmina is gorgeous....

  • Is Lorraine's unique gift the ability to switch between speaking in an english accent to speaking in an irish one for no apparent reason??

  • 3:09 Hahaha! That's so funny!

  • Why do they lie?  Don't they watch previous shows where the CVs are checked with a microscope? One thing to pad a statement but another to get dates wrong.

  • So is this why you lied on your CV? -Brilliant.

  • @HardBoiledArtem That was very funny. Lorraine's face after that was priceless.

  • god yasmina is lacking in the IQ stakes. has she fucking heard of google? I could get her national insurance number, her home address, phone number, email, all in 10 minutes. what a stupid naive, ignorant woman.

  • Yasmina is now a suicide bomber, living and working in Palestine, Baghdad, and Kabul.

  • Yasmina totally screwed up there. How can she not know those basic, common-knowledge things???

  • @HigginsJaime

    Common sense, isn't really common

  • oh god, yasmina... dont keep digging!! stopppppp

  • Lol @ Yasmina.

    "Have you got my business accounts there?"

    "Yes."

    "How did you get *them?*"

    "Well, its a public document."

    I don't think the poor lass has got all that much knowledge of business accounting - its only the big companies like Tescos and the high-street banks who don't pay any UK taxes that get to keep their records top secret. She really doesn't know what Net and Gross Profit is, does she?

    Not as hopeless as James though. You total, fully-rigged, ocean-going, Grade-A pillock.

  • @Interscene That's because her rich Iranian daddy set her up with that restaurant, along with the sour-faced rich kid attitude no doubt. Cold as glacier water with no business accument.

  • @Interscene Yes completely agree with you. The girl does not know anything about her own bussiness. Shame on her.

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