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  • Dominated, CORN CAEKS

  • let me spare you the first 30 seconds. hehe.

  • @NPCPlayerOne actually he said poultice

  • Actually, doesn't the Engi sound like the Soldier when he's laughing?

  • did nobody hear that combine line? is TF2 in the same universe as half life?

  • "You're dumb as a box of rocks..."

  • You must be a doctor

    *sunglasses*

    cause you just saw the extent of my PATIENCE!

    YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH

  • you should have brought some man-folk with you!

  • at 1:15 he may have mentioned the combine from half life....

  • @lilchris9cmb A combine is a piece of farm equipment. TF2 isn't part of the half-life universe.

  • Engineer is by far the calmest class.

  • Ugly.

    Ugly.

    Ugly.

  • I've worked out the engineer is probably the oldest of the classes due to how he refers to everyone as "son"

  • "And another thing? You're ugly."

    damn

  • Yippy-Kay-ee my dead eliterate friend

    Go back to base partener

    Did I thew a wrench into your plans?Hahahahah

  • Love his quotes about the Spy, especially the one's that reference his home country.

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  • Hey engi, you should focus more on improving your buildings instead of criticizing others XD

  • Lol dominated you damn Yankee. Civil war reference

  • Cake?

  • @Ninja0Arts THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

  • who is corn cakes?

  • @Kettsii

    Heavy

  • CORN CAKES

  • The engineer sounds like a blues singer

  • 1:30 I love how stupid of an insult that is but it makes you so mad in game.

  • 0:00 to 0:21

    The engie just saw a rubberfruit video

  • COOOOOORN CAKES

  • Damn the Engineer is a lot nastier than he seems to be at first. Hell, all of them all.

  • those lines aimed for spies were great. too bad you don't hear them very much.

  • 3:52 -- "Back in France.."

    Anyone else hear that squeaking? 0_o

  • @prettypinkcupcakes55 lol I heard it too

  • @prettypinkcupcakes55 OMG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE WHAT IS THAT?!??!?!

  • Heh, it's hard to not laugh along with him at the beginning.

  • "You must be a doctor. 'Cause you just saw the extent of my patience!"

  • i've seen better sides of beef been run over by a COMBINE. hl reference?

  • @rex9413 combine harvester. Used by farmers.

  • @rex9413

    It amazes me how many people hear the word "combine" and think Half-Life 2 invented the word.

  • Does anyone know if the Medic is going to get any new Domination lines?

  • @DSnoipah Maybe, but the medic and the pyro haven't gotten any new lines ever since there first update. :/

  • I LOVE HIS VOICE SO MUCH.

    Especially when he says "Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son.."

  • MY OVARIES!!!!

  • @UberSandvichSpyCrab LOL! Sexually?

  • I love how he sounds extra pissed with the lines regarding the spy.

  • well don't that beat all

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  • So much laughing

  • 3 People just got that Dumb look blown off their stupid face.

  • *wheeze*

  • I CAN ROFL ALL DAY XD

  • He sounds so evil and sadistic. Awesome.

  • I liked the part where he laughed sadistically.

  • The transcribed audio is just fully retarted

  • Engie is awesome.

  • 2:07 "Slap a pootis on that doc"

    Wait, what?

  • @NPCPlayerOne its a thing africans used to heal wounds

  • @NPCPlayerOne Poultice to be exact, its a cloth laced with a medicated mass that is placed on a wound.

  • @NPCPlayerOne Poultice. It's something you put on wounds.

  • @NPCPlayerOne He means "Poutice"

  • @NPCPlayerOne "Slap a poultice on that, doc! Ha Ha!"

  • You can always tell a Texan... but you can't tell him much ;D

  • 1:15 HL2 reference much...

  • @fallingstick No, a combine is a machine used for farm-work.....

  • @fallingstick There are things called combine harvesters that harvest grain,i think he was talking about that

  • @ShipWreckAndHaloFan Oh.

    *Feels like an idiot now*

  • Thats what it feels like when Eagles cry...soldier boy....damn Engi is the next meanest after Sniper...

  • @Gfors85 here is what i think of how mean the characters are from least to greatest

    engineer

    sniper

    pyro

    heavy

    medic

    demoman

    soldier

    scout

    spy

  • @donkylalex ooooh, you really think Soldier is that weak? and pyro that high? he/she has only a cool laughter.

    I do want to give spy some creds for being funny though x) but othervice my list is almost as yours :)

  • @Gfors85 no start with engineer and go down lol

  • I'm wolverine mean you sonovabitch

  • He laughs like a complete maniac with awesomness spilling out of his body........

  • I am aroused now. Love me a Southern Gentleman.

  • Ain't that a cute little gun? I love that little gun!

  • My favorite line of the vid is when he talks about better sides of beef run over by a combine.It makes reading the comments hilarious when I see that half the people instantly assume he means the soldiers from Half-Life.

  • Am I alone in thinking the Engineer is... rather attractive? Dat voice. <33

  • @ScarfifyMadge It's not unreasonable. It could be that ol' Southern charm he's got going.

    That, and he don't need to screech and holler to sound badass.

  • @ScarfifyMadge You know, that's the great thing about being Texan; Hot guys with southern accents ;)

  • @ScarfifyMadge Nuu. He is sort of.... pretty :3

  • @ScarfifyMadge He is voiced by the father of "8 is enough".

  • @ScarfifyMadge slut

  • @ScarfifyMadge nope... no your not o3o

  • Engineer has one of the best evil laughs, along with the Heavy.

  • 0:01-0:20 HAHAHAHA :d

  • dominated, CORN CAKES!

  • One of his quotes could've been "Yippy-Kay-ee! MotherFucker" and this guy would've been perfect.

  • @darthxemnas Except, you know, Engineer never cusses.

  • @TheDevilbuster He does say son of a bitch at 1:03 or somewhere around that.

  • @Sniper2053 Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. :P

  • @darthxemnas Hell fuckin yea!!!!!

  • @darthxemnas no f-bombs in valve games

  • @darthxemnas

    Make that 'mother hubbard' and I agree with you.

  • You outa brought more gun sun

  • COWRN CAIKS

  • NOPE!

  • Let's do this Texas style. You and me, hoss!

  • Wait wait.........Combie ??! .___."'

  • @DocterSteel

    combine, as in, combine harvester

  • @DocterSteel Combine is a farming thing.

  • @DocterSteel combine harvester not the alien overlords you are thinking of lol XD

  • Gotcha, fat boy! Lololol!

  • 1:16 - 1:20 seriously portal and hl2 are already related...whats next halo's related to COD

  • @Mindlessboredom Does no one know that a combine is used for farming?

  • @Mindlessboredom Team Fortress 2, Half Life, Portal, and Left 4 Dead are all related, son.

  • Dominated.. CORN CAKES >8D

  • i think he is francis's voice

  • 2:24 didn't your momma teach you not to play with matches?

  • yeah 1:34 sounds like francis

  • 1:34 does that sound like francis to anyone?

  • 3:36 "That's what it feels like when eagles cry,Soulja Boy!"

  • the three people who disliked clearly weren't engineers

  • you dumb as a box of rocks *Heavy*

    LMAO hes funny....and his evil laugh is infectious...

  • wait a minute......*fist slams on table* SPAH SAPPIN' MAH SENTRY!! *runs away*

    out of all the classes the Scout and Engi maybe Sniper is the cuteist

  • I love how both the Engie and the Demoman taunt the sniper for being a camper.

    

  • O_O

  • "Sorry, ma'am."

    OH SNAP!

  • The Spy ones are the best.

  • He sounds all like :D

    But he is all like D:

  • You just saw the extent of my pe-ATICENCE

    FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS PENIS

  • For some reason, Engis dont Dominate as much now... Unless they are medics.

  • @Kilesfactor Fists of steel =/

  • @Luxai lol, Wut?

  • @Kilesfactor 60% less dmg from sentries and a lot of other long range weapons.

  • @Luxai O_O That's what that is!! OHhhhhh. Snipers worse Nightmare.

  • @Kilesfactor Melee tho and onlu active on use

  • @Luxai Hmm. ok. I need them. -_-

  • Out of all of the classes, the Engineer sounds the most refined in his insults.

  • 2 people are dumber than a box of rocks.

  • Y'all just got branded , and another thing . . . . your ugly

    I FRIKIN LOLD SO HARD xD

  • YOU AND ME HAUS *erectin' a river*

  • @MrBacchus49 SENTRY GO-GO-'N DOWN UP DAMMIT! GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR THIS THING AIN'T ON AUTOPILOT DAMMIT! GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR

  • @LihAniaih HEY SPY DONT TOUCH THAT SENTRY DAMMIT!

  • I'm part Texan, and that's not even why i think Engineer kicks ass.

  • Knowing people from Texas (and living right next to Texas), I feel like I hear the Engineer talking every day!

  • He sounds like the teddy from tou story 3

  • @sootyferrari65 I. Agree. I swear both were born in Texas.

  • I'M WOLVERINE MEAN,YOU SON OF A BITCH

  • I love Engineer's laugh xD

  • 0:52 your doing it wrong.....

  • "I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy!"

    i just find that REALLY funny, i dont even know why

  • @ColdTRemor74 Maybe because it sounds.... sexual?

  • 0:22 "Sometimes you just need a little less gun....." o_o

    .....The engineer is a spy!! >:O

  • Oh shit, the length is 4:20, you know what that means...........

    BRING ME MY WEED PIPE WHILE I START UP TF2

  • And another thing.... You're ugly....

  • Coorrnn Cakes!

  • 1:02 roflmao

  • Wolf O donnel has invaded TF2

  • 2 people got dominated

  • @IkutoTsukiyomi777 and now 1 person is a fag

  • Engineer: Proof you don't mess with Texas.

  • @Zeroflash274 fact: engineer was bush's half-brother

  • "Now you don't look like a *laugh* happy camper " XD Now that was gold!

  • "Ya'll just got branded. And another thing....you're ugly!" - This is going on a Forum signature

  • cream gravy!

  • I've seen better sides of beef been run over by a combine. XD

  • @MechaTailsMK2 Yea same reaction when I heard it XD

  • He sounds awesome.

  • 1:16 With that sound clip, you can now make a Half-Life crossover

  • "Sorry, Ma'am"

    OH SNAP

  • why arent there any demo lines

  • @Timic83amv uh there are. The ones that involve his eye. like 0:42

  • He's got the makings of a great evil laugh in the beginning, there.

  • "Down under...more like, six feet down under."

  • There are a couple times where he sounds like Francis...

    Like at 3:43

  • @starwars96 Same guy, I belive. ;>

  • i love that little gun

  • sides of beef run over by a combine?

  • lol half life reference

  • @linkueiwarroir when? :)

  • Guese they didnt teach you to DUCK in docter scool did they?

    2 people didnt like being dominated by the badass engie!

  • Guese they didnt teach you to DUCK in docter scool did they?

  • DOMINATED POOORN CAKES!

  • @megakillerx He said "corncakes", dummy. >.>

  • @TheDevilbuster umm yeah but theres an fad called porncakes look it up