6yo Skye Flying My Most Expensive Ship In Eve Online

[Faust013]

And they say video games ruin children, hah, nothing bad comes from moderation! :D

[RaafiUTube1]

Haha too cute!

[mtk2a46]

Oh god, I bet she is sooooo bored.

[SunS3rpent]

Hoooo Hooooo, What's the self destruct buttin do? [Dad's in bathroom]

2 mins later...

RAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEE!

[PoeticStanziel]

Everything I know about jump freighters, I learned here. :)

[LukeOsobka]

the kid`s like: wtf is he talking about??!!!!!

[mehmarcus1995]

*ship destroyed*

*pod kill*

father: (evil voice) youre dead to me!

sorry had to do it

[XxA1B3AN0X]

no toys for a while WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU THREATANING YOUR CHILD WHEN YOU ARE FORCING HER TO FLY IT?

[flamingzombies]

@XxA1B3AN0X man can't make a joke?

[Templar950]

it doesnt have any lasers???????

[DeathBlade93]

I was in Solitude for a while.

It fucking sucks.

Leave.

[SDiGise]

+infinte for one of the coolest fathers ever.

[KalaaQ]

Wohooooo.... even i havent sit on it

[clientwtf]

NO LAZ0RZ? NOOO!!

[xG4m3r4Lif3x]

Psh I'll be impressed when she FCs a 500 man fleet going against DRF and she pilots an Avatar......AND WINS

[Plutoniummatt]

titan?

[tehpanda64100]

3:05 did she say "the hell!" ?



[Denchanter357]

@tehpanda64100 yup she sure did

[TheReaverOfDarkness]

EVE. So easy a six year old can do it.

[SmashAttackOnline]

@TheReaverOfDarkness As opposed to WoW where 3 year old monkey's on crack with a hammer and a keyboard can max out a character

[TheReaverOfDarkness]

@SmashAttackOnline 6 month old chimpanzees, they're like 3 year old humans developmentally.

[blakereecemason]

cus that would be a little too much stress u let a 6 year old fly a 6 bill ship holy crap lol

[eviltwinzak]

My niece ganked me a bunch of times when my corp was war with hers. Kids are evil ahahah, i'm so proud of her!

[melvimj]

"if you get this blown up, we won't be able to get you any toys for a while..." i lol'd.

[kingretard100]

your stupid lol

[whatifgoddoesntcare]

so will the next video be a 7 year old getting a point on some guy and forcing 30mil out of them not to pod them : )

[Flyinghotpocket]

shes like "who cares"

[budrick3]

little does she know this was the test server :(

[Varagbogrot]

More skilld than most goon fleet pilots :)

[Lamthara]

Very funny :)

ehm... have you taken the Rhea back to the empire or have you taught her how to do that ^^ ?

[rietveen26]

HOLY MONOCLE

[natey10101]

You're the only person I've seen whos children can have fun playing their parent's accounts in sci-fi games.

[VectorsLab]

Hehe, that takes some balls assuming the cargo had an isk value that would have hurt you had she been ganked :) Might see if i can train my dog to fly titans for a reply video.. Nice

[nasserq11]

Adorible

[davelantor]

Turns out she is been a spy this hole time, that small smile in her face is the satisfaction she gets from thinking .o0(YEEESS, Sooon it will all be mine !!!)

Its always the person least expected ... o.O

BUY HER TOYS !!

[lilbigwill8]

"I'm sorry hunny, you blew up my jump freighter. We're skipping christmas this year."

[82daman]

It doesn't have lasers??!!!!?!?

[Fredfredbug4]

Get her a Nyx and use aurum to give it a hello kitty paint job!

[Super2Donny]

I have watched 100+ gameplay video of EVE online and I still don't have a single idea how it works.

[acr08807]

What does it take to alpha one of those?

[szyzyg]

@acr08807 Search for 'Jump Freighter Suicide Gank' - there's a video of a bunch of enterpising pilots killing one in hi-sec just for the Lulz (because some poor person loses 5billion isk)

[toegangsinbreuk]

She looks retarded

[couger911]

Noob

i really wanna hate for some strange reason, but er well done o7

ginna leave it at that before i change my mind about hating : P

[NoxEque]

i see no point in this video. What's the point from forcing daughter to fly your "most expensive"ship. hehehe, good luck on making better vids next time

[FrostbitexP]

@NoxEque

Videos fine.

[descrasnezul]

Isn't it annoying having the start menu and other windows things on screen while playing? seems a bit off color too lol. Maybe just the cam's fault.

[szyzyg]

@descrasnezul I usually run 2 clients on the same computer, so I always play in windowed mode. 2 Clients are practically required once you start flying capital ships

[KilteshofEVE]

@szyzyg You say you run 2 clients but why don't you have it set up in Fixed Window mode. Plus click on the Display Adapter, it should show that you have 2. Atleast it does for Nvidia cards. Anyways... basicly you want to set the clients into fixed window and assign each client a display adapter. You will want to close both clients after you set it all up cause they will keep going to you main monitor. Feel free to hit me up if you have any further questions.

[szyzyg]

@KilteshofEVE why don't I use fixed window mode? I dunno, I guess I just like it that way.

[CorvetteBG]

@szyzyg Wait... Why is that required?

[szyzyg]

@CorvetteBG Why is what required?

[Pieh0]

ACCOUNT SHARING! OMGOMGOMG! :P

Thanks to this video, im planning on doing a video of my 3 y/o sister using my aeon, MUHAHA :P

[Gzus70]

dude, i say this with the best intentions

dont get your daughter into gaming, honestly, the odds of kids becoming fat and anti social raise MASSIVELY when they get into gaming so young(esp on computers... lol)

[DeftCrowMk3]

@Gzus70 Or she may become an astrophysicist and save the world from impending doom, either by deflecting killer asteroids or creating a functional FTL drive.

[Gzus70]

@DeftCrowMk3 you made me laugh a little

playing video games doesnt lead you to becoming an astrophysicist, and astrophysicists dont deflect asteroids, thats just in the movies dude, most of them either miss or burn up in the atmosphere, if anything big ever came at us there wouldn't be a whole lot we could actually do

[themultipreston]

Now have her hot drop a Nyx into a combat action :D

[darian1968]

She did a good job. maybe next time a carrier to land on some helpless corp mate to fight?? there battles lol o/ fly safe.

[sroown]

Ger her a Federate Issue Mega :)

[Deerwithshotgun]

thats freaking awesome lol you a freaking awesome father, very very trusting as well :D

[Averyfane]

YOU too, can join EVE, message me and I'll sort you out with a THREE WEEK TRIAL (as opposed to the usual 2), AND alliance support to help you out in the game. Tenth person to join via me also gets limited edition MONOCLES. No joke :)

[brianaustinniven]

ban him isnt eve pegi15 and its againt the eual to 1 share acconts 2 play eve under 14 y/o

and a reha is cheep, poor scrub

[sneezinglion]

@brianaustinniven you are an idiot. 1. it does have a rating vy the esrb, but who cares? no law there. As far as he EULA goes this seems to be within it as per this line: "You may not share your Account with anyone, or allow anyone other than you personally (or your minor child,"

So go troll somewhere else.

[ccrg109]

@brianaustinniven Shut up!

[nightslayer78]

solitude? whoa are you??

[sorin7486]

that kid has a lot of patience

[nadgob2008]

wtf its only a game .. this is so lame .... so what if u let ur kid play a game . ?!?!? u should consider stop playng games at ur age ;)) .... this is bullshit mate ... fail video ...

[FrostbitexP]

@nadgob2008

Eve is a game for any age so shut the hell up.

And do you even play this game?

If not gtfo.

[fr3nchy226]

6 people got podded by a 6 year old.

[SternMann93]

You should've done this live trough a videostream.

[sahrawinomad]

this just happens when you have a nerd dad.

Proudly i´m also one too

[TheGyromorgian]

The characters sure like scratching the backs of their necks.

[szyzyg]

@TheGyromorgian *lolrp* That's where their neural interface widgets are implanted, I guess they itch. *lolrp*

[AlaaHossam]

man,get her off the PC,shes 6 years old and wearing glasses already !

[brygdomin]

@AlaaHossam

I would bet that either or both of her parents wear corrective lenses.

[darksamurai333]

I wish I had his accent.

[MaeveTrinity]

You mean it doesnt have any LASERS!!?!??! Xd

[tandydandy123]

She' all " This is bring, I wanna doomsday IT"

[anthonyjackson1977]

aaawww wing girl for sure lol so cute

[s0utht0wnjr]

So cyoot.

[ReiXn]

If you had been streaming this... i would have killed you LOL

[whittingtonjason]

"Hey Dad, I'm just borrowing the Rhea to go get some milk from the store in Tama."

"Ok, don't be too long...wait, what?"

[anthonyjackson1977]

@whittingtonjason lmfao

thanks i need a laugh lol

[Gorf2003]

She'll need to fly something worth 7 billions when she's 7. :)

[monkeysputum]

Stop account sharing, it's a breach of the EULA.

[ccrg109]

@monkeysputum Shut up! Stop being such a child. He let his girl play for barely 7 minutes. No need to get butt-hurt about it.

[akkudakkupl]

@monkeysputum BUTTHURT??? trollface

[Turanic1]

but what's the point trying to teach a little girl play eve, my 22 year old sis doesn't get a clue what I am talking about when I was tryin to explain her how to control the camera...

[chrisbitz]

What a lovely Dad you are. :-) And what a lovely daughter too - she didn't get bored and distracted while you were explaining stuff - She listened. Are you sure she's not 23 and just looks young?

[gumpcom]

Awesome :)

[EmptyInfinity1]

You're a cool dad!

[BleachKonman]

she is so cute...

[cegrocks]

HOT DROP TIME

[MDerivative]

btw WTS Ark

[OlafurArons]

I'm pretty damn close to considering you to be one of the coolest dads out there :D

[MDerivative]

whats this crap? Really? OMG, A RHEA!! -.- fml (Warp is better then dock? jump timer makes you invulnerable BTW )

[szyzyg]

@MDerivative With a Web I can get into warp towards a gate faster than my session timer expires, which means I can be 'safely' in warp before I could actually dock.

[MDerivative]

@szyzyg w/ a Eifyr&Co rogue AY2 you can get in warp even faster. A web would give you aggro and a gate won't save you if you are in Solitude mate. It's like jumping to a cyno gen becon: You don't do it unless 1 eyes in a clr local, 2 safe POS/BM/Station 3 don't have a cyno alt in there. (BTW 2 webs do better job.) As I said even if you get hotdropped w/ a titan you won't die if you dock up in second 31. Space<station in means of safety mate.

[Catnipy]

I love how hees like "if you get this blown up we won't be getting you any toys for a while"

And she give us a look that say "High stakes huh? okay, i got this shit...:)"

[Xideinis]

I had a 12 year old FC once. I filmed it and put it on YouTube as well. He was fail.

[MDerivative]

@Xideinis xXDekmeXx . pretty good 12yr old :)

[emikochan13]

ginourmous cynosaural beacon <3

[Lancetwo]

My name in EvE is Andrea Skye. My friends call me Skye. It feels so wierd when I hear you yell SKYE! at her.

Coolest name ever btw.

[casw265]

Maybe you could create a new character and tell her that newb ship is worth billions, have her die in low sec and force her to mine for hours to pay it back.

[Wargargble]

@casw265

i lold so fucking hard

[Wargargble]

this shit is 2 shaky next time use a tripod or something 2 keep it still :P

[jakeurevig]

@casw265 that wouldnt work because she already has her own character.

[Triokugan]

Lol i remember that lil covops movie. Next time let her follow orders from an FC, if you can manage to bleep out all the rough language:P

[JonnyPew]

Awe! No local spike. I wanted to see explosions

[kdreibel]

"It doesn't have any lasers!?" lol ! When will Orion start piloting?

[loltroll5]

She's prepared for EVE already with that sentence. :-)

[SilentKillayou]

<3

[moocowxtreme]

Skye now has piloted a more expensive ship than i could ever dream of...

forever a space hobo. :(

On a brighter note "IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY LASERS!?"

[HowlingBloodWolf]

lol that funny next time the ship should be a titan

[szyzyg]

@HowlingBloodWolf if you've got one to loan me.... and even then the skillbook costs about the same as this ship.

[Disturbed246810]

@szyzyg Lol sure. Let me give you an internet spaceship worth about $3,000 US Dollars lol. :P

[karadan100]

@szyzyg I have three hundred million units of tritanium. Will that help? :D